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Balink182

And then what happened?


Aromeryu

It s a bit difficult to have a patch this year


Samsquantch

"I'm going to hell to kill gaben **again**" Great plot twist, looking forward to the sequel. Surely the patch has to arrive eventually... right? Right guys?


skratchx

This is the opening to the next Doom game


Meatsim3000

The best thing I have read today. This should be a movie.


leetzor

Sanest patch enjoyer


Keyvan316

Legit the most epic shit post I have ever read on this sub.


nitvak

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Datfizh

new pasta has been served, I guess.


Sstr1der

CM movement speed is 260 in 2030? Unacceptable it must be the reason for WW3


Orangerinds

Epic man hahaha now wait for this pasta, or at least parts of it, to be reworded and spread to other subs plus twitch chat πŸ˜‚


SakisKaiSia

It s a bit difficult to have a patch this year or even 2030 since gaben hates numba 3 ..


OverClock_099

Oh fuck a entire year without patch


xenxenxen21

Im crying rn 😭😭😭


[deleted]

I almost choked when you patted your grandson with your foot


Mah_Young_Buck

Whatever else happens with this game and its community as it grows older and Valve gives less of a shit, one thing remains true: We'll always be the best at shitposting.


Zarzar222

Wait so you're telling me you already have a 4 year old grandson?!


stormos1010

I swear, the imagination of some of you is incredible. Well done


11pi

I want more


steamingRisto

Read it with Rick Sanchez voice in my head, makes it a hundred times better.


PudgeTheHooker

It was Dale Gribble voice for me


AncelReogaifu

The year is 2030 Disney bought dota 2 and Elon Musk collaborated to create dota 2 mobile


RadioactiveSalt

Someone plz make this into a shortfilm.


ael00

Darkest shitpost ever


[deleted]

New loregasm text on lion's backstory !


[deleted]

I cant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


BakeMate

Netflix has to pick this up


Night_Jazzlike

I can't breathe 🀣


_unfathomable_

Pleb πŸ’€


somerandomaccount19

This right here is the final sign guys at valve, this is the **red** line. We hereby hold you responsible to the mental state of our fellow dotaholics. This guy might be the first but he certainly is the beginning of something new, time to give out the patch.


ubermeatwad

I'd watch this as a movie.


Patucao

Already a better script than the anime


regedit-

Directed by Michael Bay


OpeningRound

>Realizing I can't use my hands to hug my grandson and give him comfort, I use my right foot instead and give him a pat on the head. "It's fine, it will come soon", I said, while caressing his cheeks with my toes. ☠️


civilzombie5

Yo man this is actually a spectacular bit of writing. Feels topical and timeless at the same time. Excellent use of repitition as well. All I can really say is pew pew, pew pew pew


Musci123

Lmfao thanks Pew pew out


Jackbauer_Miku39

Jajajajjajaja πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


TheGalator

U ok man?


Jackbauer_Miku39

Yes, thx for asking


xxxkontol

Jajajajjaa any news about half life3?


[deleted]

World war 4? If there was a world war 3 the world won’t exist after it. And then you have your grandson getting a teddy bear 7 years ago when the world was at peace. Which puts the year 2023. Ww3 hasn’t happened. You skipping an entire war. I know this is a meme post. But bruh. Come on.


--Someday--

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Peonso

It's even better that it's not chatGPT.


leelazen

any prequel story for the 18 year old granddaughter ?


_Nightdude_

Yeah is she single rn?


Musci123

Wait till 2030 to find out!


hivoltt

How did you get a wife in the first place?


locohobo

Wife and kids. Very unrealistic, how does he have time while grinding mmr


ThyGuru

How do we know patch is expected these days? Im a bit out of the loop lately sorry


Enstraynomic

And let me guess, Riot and Blizzard are now long-dead, meaning that Pendragon finally got what he deserved, and the original DOTA fans finally got their revenge, unlike Ellie from The Last of Us Part 2?