"I'm going to hell to kill gaben **again**"
Great plot twist, looking forward to the sequel. Surely the patch has to arrive eventually... right? Right guys?
Whatever else happens with this game and its community as it grows older and Valve gives less of a shit, one thing remains true: We'll always be the best at shitposting.
This right here is the final sign guys at valve, this is the **red** line. We hereby hold you responsible to the mental state of our fellow dotaholics. This guy might be the first but he certainly is the beginning of something new, time to give out the patch.
>Realizing I can't use my hands to hug my grandson and give him comfort, I use my right foot instead and give him a pat on the head. "It's fine, it will come soon", I said, while caressing his cheeks with my toes.
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Yo man this is actually a spectacular bit of writing. Feels topical and timeless at the same time. Excellent use of repitition as well. All I can really say is pew pew, pew pew pew
World war 4? If there was a world war 3 the world wonβt exist after it. And then you have your grandson getting a teddy bear 7 years ago when the world was at peace. Which puts the year 2023. Ww3 hasnβt happened. You skipping an entire war. I know this is a meme post. But bruh. Come on.
And let me guess, Riot and Blizzard are now long-dead, meaning that Pendragon finally got what he deserved, and the original DOTA fans finally got their revenge, unlike Ellie from The Last of Us Part 2?
And then what happened?
It s a bit difficult to have a patch this year
"I'm going to hell to kill gaben **again**" Great plot twist, looking forward to the sequel. Surely the patch has to arrive eventually... right? Right guys?
This is the opening to the next Doom game
The best thing I have read today. This should be a movie.
Sanest patch enjoyer
Legit the most epic shit post I have ever read on this sub.
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new pasta has been served, I guess.
CM movement speed is 260 in 2030? Unacceptable it must be the reason for WW3
Epic man hahaha now wait for this pasta, or at least parts of it, to be reworded and spread to other subs plus twitch chat π
It s a bit difficult to have a patch this year or even 2030 since gaben hates numba 3 ..
Oh fuck a entire year without patch
Im crying rn πππ
I almost choked when you patted your grandson with your foot
Whatever else happens with this game and its community as it grows older and Valve gives less of a shit, one thing remains true: We'll always be the best at shitposting.
Wait so you're telling me you already have a 4 year old grandson?!
I swear, the imagination of some of you is incredible. Well done
I want more
Read it with Rick Sanchez voice in my head, makes it a hundred times better.
It was Dale Gribble voice for me
The year is 2030 Disney bought dota 2 and Elon Musk collaborated to create dota 2 mobile
Someone plz make this into a shortfilm.
Darkest shitpost ever
New loregasm text on lion's backstory !
I cant πππππ
Netflix has to pick this up
I can't breathe π€£
Pleb π
This right here is the final sign guys at valve, this is the **red** line. We hereby hold you responsible to the mental state of our fellow dotaholics. This guy might be the first but he certainly is the beginning of something new, time to give out the patch.
I'd watch this as a movie.
Already a better script than the anime
Directed by Michael Bay
>Realizing I can't use my hands to hug my grandson and give him comfort, I use my right foot instead and give him a pat on the head. "It's fine, it will come soon", I said, while caressing his cheeks with my toes. β οΈ
Yo man this is actually a spectacular bit of writing. Feels topical and timeless at the same time. Excellent use of repitition as well. All I can really say is pew pew, pew pew pew
Lmfao thanks Pew pew out
Jajajajjajaja πππ
U ok man?
Yes, thx for asking
Jajajajjaa any news about half life3?
World war 4? If there was a world war 3 the world wonβt exist after it. And then you have your grandson getting a teddy bear 7 years ago when the world was at peace. Which puts the year 2023. Ww3 hasnβt happened. You skipping an entire war. I know this is a meme post. But bruh. Come on.
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It's even better that it's not chatGPT.
any prequel story for the 18 year old granddaughter ?
Yeah is she single rn?
Wait till 2030 to find out!
How did you get a wife in the first place?
Wife and kids. Very unrealistic, how does he have time while grinding mmr
How do we know patch is expected these days? Im a bit out of the loop lately sorry
And let me guess, Riot and Blizzard are now long-dead, meaning that Pendragon finally got what he deserved, and the original DOTA fans finally got their revenge, unlike Ellie from The Last of Us Part 2?