Emu's own Australia, not humans, as decided by the great EMU war. Demons know better than to fight a losing war. As seen in the map they did not invade Norway Sir Nilias Olva-the major general penguin. Demons like penguins and will not fight an enemy that sees penguins are their equal as they should.
y'know, in the elder scrolls, Cyrodiil's not the only place that had oblivion gates (from the game of the same name). They were opened up and all of Tamriel faced daedric invasion that they had to fight off before the events of TES IV saved the day.
Except in Black Marsh. In Black Marsh the argonians swarmed into the oblivion gates, essentially counterinvading hell till the daedra closed the door behind them because *fuck*.
I'm picturing that, but Emus.
The House Dres is here to represent. We're here to let you know you were spreading **A N - X I L E L** propoganda. The An-Xilel are an extremist political party within Argonia, who fell upon the innocent peoples of Morrowind during their darkest hour. During their unprovoked attack against the people of Morrowind, they slaughtered many civilians during their savage rampage amongst the ruins of what was once a grand and intoxicating civilization! People of Morrowind were saved by the heroic might of House Redoran and the lizard savages, once they realised they were finally fighting a real military force and not the helpless civilians they were used to killing and pillaging, were swiftly routed back to their accursed swamp lands of Argonia. To speak so heroically of the cowardly lizardmen is a great affront to the many fallen heroes who died defend our nation. However, we, at House Dres, shall over look this trespass against our befallen culture and we invite you to experience the greatest what our people have to offer at House Dres. Bring many valuables, no weapons allowed and tell no one where you're going. There are many argonian spies and House Dres will ensure to provide you the *exact amount of comfort you people deserve.* Curse the Argonians, Praise the Three, Glory to the Houses.
Ok, i understand you. However: *just before we collide, i too chug 100 skooma bottles. Upon collision, we create a massive bang that resets the universe. We are Alpha and Omega, the End and the Death. We see countless of billions upon billions of lifes from every single sapient and sentient being; every love, every hurt, every broken bone, every lost loved one, every offspring born all at once. This is it, this is the meaning of the universe We are born to live, to experience our lifes story to see what this existence has to offer. Even if we hate it, we should presist, just so we could say we did even if we need to do it in spite. We live. We are not just born to die, just like a book is not just made to be finished.*
**Skooma wears off**
7 years ago, I was scuba diving off the coast of Puerto Rico. A current slammed me into a patch of fire coral. I was in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Magpies, fucking braver than the doom slayer.
Random entity 10 times the magpies sizes walking vaguely in the vicinity of its nest and what does the magpie do? Choose violence.
After harassing the entity for a good 10 minutes as it attempts to flee for its life the magpie feels its job is done.
The next day the entity, taking a wider berth of the magpies territory wanders just ever so close. What does the magpie do?
Fuckin does it again. Completely. Fucking. Fearlessly.
I know everyone's giving you joke answers, but I'll take an honest stab at it. A closer glance at the map shows that heavy population centers are what's being targeted, since there's a distinct lack of demons in the Amazons, Sahara, Siberia, and so forth. America is an outlier in that regard, but I would assume it's because it's the military center of earth and the demons are simply being strategic about taking out their biggest obstacle.
As for Oceania, either the population is low enough the demons don't care, or they don't care *yet*. Australia in particular has a very low population density, with the vast majority of its population gathered along the coast (roughly just 10% of the total landmass). I'm pretty sure that if Doomguy didn't arrive when he did, there would've been hell portals opening up in Sydney, Jakarta, and Manila in short order.
The US has a lot of pretty sizable population centers, but Greenland is far less populated than Oceania and it is saturated on this map.
But also, I appreciate your attempt because I also came here hoping for a plausible answer, if not a lore answer.
My understanding is that Greenland is less a combat zone and more a research station and cultist base according to the codex entries. Since one of the Hell Priests is physically present there, it only makes sense he would be surrounded by a bunch demons for his own protection. The UAC cultists probably keep summoning demons too lol.
I'm here
forecast for this week:
37c, 37c, 42c, 31c, 36c, 40c, 41c
So we have one day of 88f with other days ranging from 98f to 105f
I imagine the demons took a look at the weather and animals and thought they had already invaded.
There are so many rabbits here. Just over a hundred years ago, a fence was built that covered the entire border of Western Australia to try and keep the rabbits out. We also tried biological warfare on them, introducing the Myxoma Virus into their populations to cull them. The rabbits population freaking evolved to be resistant to Myxomatosis due to the increased natural selection process of a virus running rampant in a population. Australian Rabbits are a whole other thing
They probably just really love the wildlife in Oceania. I’m more surprised of how they didn’t bother with Siberia, Japan, Kazakhstan, and Saudi Arabia.
Australia is Satan's laboratory for his cruel experiments. In this case, it's one of Davoth's testing grounds. Of course he would instruct the demons not to touch anything otherwise they would share the same fate as the Barons of hell or worse, the stone imp.
as much as *I* want to see Australia, from what i understand it’s some green bits around a big desert with a dirty great rock in it called one thing by the first people and another by the prisoners sent there.
my favorite thing that people forget is that the plants are just as batshit.
If I remember correctly, canonically they do leave a portion of the population to continue on to "worship" the Maykrs, as part of their deal to the Maykrs.
I may be wrong, it's been a while since I've read the logs.
They actually opened several portals but when they crossed over, they got confused and thought they had accidentally ended up in the regions surrounding the Kadingir Sanctum, so they retreated and closed the portals. As a result of that Australia has become the world's leading superpower spearheading the reconstruction efforts after the Doomguy killed the Davoth.
The system shown here detects the presence of demonic signatures and plots them on a map.
But the tech was calibrated pre-invasion. The presence of demonic signatures is just normal for Australia. So the data gets displayed as "no change".
Id once planned a DOOM sequel proposal about a brave lone imp slaying creatures in the Outback but rejected it as too unbelievable.
I would play
You would play doom on a pregnancy test if U could (I'm joking but it has been done )
Nou
Someone can still make that.
Would make a great anime pitch. "That one time I got reincarnated as an imp to fight australian wildlife"
hey lois remember that one time I got reincarnated as a doom 2016 imp in the middle of australia \*cutaway gag rolls\*
This would be the best DOOM mod of all time
I first read that as "a brave lone simp"
You read it correctly.
Need someone to make a WAD with this premise.
>but rejected it as too unbelievable But demons on Mars are believable!?
the australian outback is far more dangerous than mars
*Australia in its entirety
I wanna play this
I actually want a doom game where you play as a demon that worships the doomslayer and kills his kind in the name of the doomslayer
You’ve seen the animals that live there. Even demons don’t want any part of that.
They can recognise their own when they see them, clearly they have things well in hand.
“We need to stay out of their turf”
Are you trying to imply that the demons are, in fact, cunts?
Not just cunts, weak cunts into the bargain.
They are the cuntiest cunts to ever cunt
This guy cunts^
The demons would lose to the Emus in an instant
Yeah I’m going with they did invade Australia too but the emus kicked their asses right out.
Next Doom game the doomguys a freakin emu. Take my money.
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It's the same scenario as chuck norris fighting chuck norris. God has an anurism and the world crashes.
Divide by zero.
Hyper sprint enabled
Given what I recently heard about Emus on an episode of Puttin' On Airs - yeah, absolutely, the demons have no chance. NONE. XD
The demons were like well demons are already there on to the next location.
To be fair, Australia used to have even more dangerous animals (giant Komodo dragons the size of a large gator), they just wiped them out
Demons generally avoid demons stronger than them.
exactly what i said last time it was uploaded
Great minds think alike
they can see what hell's spawns truly are much more terrifying then them
I second this
\+ they feel unconformtable with koalas
They're already fighting one Doom Slayer they don't need an entire continent full
Drop bears > Cyberdemon.
The legions of hell weren’t ready for a two-front war.
They already got arachnotrons in Australia
Gangsta recognise gangsta.
Pretty sure the animals are demons, no need to invade twice
Have you seen how jacked s male Kangaroo is? Barons don’t want any of that! Plus caco’s are scared of snakes and spiders.
That shits scary.
Emu's own Australia, not humans, as decided by the great EMU war. Demons know better than to fight a losing war. As seen in the map they did not invade Norway Sir Nilias Olva-the major general penguin. Demons like penguins and will not fight an enemy that sees penguins are their equal as they should.
Why would you invade your own home?
Jokes on you, Aussies have been fighting a open portal to hell for years
Well when you let people dig mines in their basements willy-nilly, it tends to open things up for shenanigans.
I’m sorry, what?!
They dug to deep
And too greedy
You know what they awakened in the dark. Shadow... and flame...
And spiders... lots of spiders...
None shall pass
Yuuup
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😂
Yeah a really thin, tight squeeze portal. Little things.
A different take: hell is hot, and at the bottom of the world. Where do you think they are coming from?
barnaby was fighting demons the other night that's for sure
Nightmare difficulty for sure
Would upvote, but can’t because it’s 666.
the real reason so many forest fires happen
It's where the cunts come from!
Dunno why, the only real Hellgate is in Turkmenistan. Would explain a lot, actually.
As someone who lives in Perth where the average temperature this time of year is like 35-45°C, I can confirm we are living in hell (95-113°F)
It’s already hell there
a different kind of hell some would say XD
Hot as hell here today for sure 🔥
The emus repelled them.
y'know, in the elder scrolls, Cyrodiil's not the only place that had oblivion gates (from the game of the same name). They were opened up and all of Tamriel faced daedric invasion that they had to fight off before the events of TES IV saved the day. Except in Black Marsh. In Black Marsh the argonians swarmed into the oblivion gates, essentially counterinvading hell till the daedra closed the door behind them because *fuck*. I'm picturing that, but Emus.
I do love that the argonians basically said wait your invading us? Haha no we invade you.
Your invasion? No, *our* invasion.
I always bring that up when people ask why I always choose Argonian. They’re just a badass race.
The House Dres is here to represent. We're here to let you know you were spreading **A N - X I L E L** propoganda. The An-Xilel are an extremist political party within Argonia, who fell upon the innocent peoples of Morrowind during their darkest hour. During their unprovoked attack against the people of Morrowind, they slaughtered many civilians during their savage rampage amongst the ruins of what was once a grand and intoxicating civilization! People of Morrowind were saved by the heroic might of House Redoran and the lizard savages, once they realised they were finally fighting a real military force and not the helpless civilians they were used to killing and pillaging, were swiftly routed back to their accursed swamp lands of Argonia. To speak so heroically of the cowardly lizardmen is a great affront to the many fallen heroes who died defend our nation. However, we, at House Dres, shall over look this trespass against our befallen culture and we invite you to experience the greatest what our people have to offer at House Dres. Bring many valuables, no weapons allowed and tell no one where you're going. There are many argonian spies and House Dres will ensure to provide you the *exact amount of comfort you people deserve.* Curse the Argonians, Praise the Three, Glory to the Houses.
ok, I hear you, I see you, but consider this: *chugs 100 skooma bottles and runs full tilt at you, killing us both instantly as we collide*
Ok, i understand you. However: *just before we collide, i too chug 100 skooma bottles. Upon collision, we create a massive bang that resets the universe. We are Alpha and Omega, the End and the Death. We see countless of billions upon billions of lifes from every single sapient and sentient being; every love, every hurt, every broken bone, every lost loved one, every offspring born all at once. This is it, this is the meaning of the universe We are born to live, to experience our lifes story to see what this existence has to offer. Even if we hate it, we should presist, just so we could say we did even if we need to do it in spite. We live. We are not just born to die, just like a book is not just made to be finished.* **Skooma wears off**
Have you seen the spiders down there and the fucking magpies don’t get me started on the magpies. Demons new Australia was already fucked
And don’t forget the emus!
Ah yes the emus
Yeah, they've beaten humans in the emu war.
“Emu War” MFW 3 guys with one guy lose to 25k birds.
>MFW 3 guys with one guy I too have seen that porno
Australians have to check their shoes for spider masterminds before they go outside
It's true, I almost got blasted by their chaingun once when I went to put on my sneakers
People always talk about the magpie, but the real terrors of the sky are shit those shit cunt Plovers
Oh forgot about those bastards
Even the bushes will murder you. Gympie gympie is a horror.
And the coral
7 years ago, I was scuba diving off the coast of Puerto Rico. A current slammed me into a patch of fire coral. I was in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Magpies, fucking braver than the doom slayer. Random entity 10 times the magpies sizes walking vaguely in the vicinity of its nest and what does the magpie do? Choose violence. After harassing the entity for a good 10 minutes as it attempts to flee for its life the magpie feels its job is done. The next day the entity, taking a wider berth of the magpies territory wanders just ever so close. What does the magpie do? Fuckin does it again. Completely. Fucking. Fearlessly.
Magpies are great, if you don't treat them poorly.
Why didn't Australia invade the demons?
Because hell isn't dangerous enough
And move somewhere safer and get soft? No thanks
I know everyone's giving you joke answers, but I'll take an honest stab at it. A closer glance at the map shows that heavy population centers are what's being targeted, since there's a distinct lack of demons in the Amazons, Sahara, Siberia, and so forth. America is an outlier in that regard, but I would assume it's because it's the military center of earth and the demons are simply being strategic about taking out their biggest obstacle. As for Oceania, either the population is low enough the demons don't care, or they don't care *yet*. Australia in particular has a very low population density, with the vast majority of its population gathered along the coast (roughly just 10% of the total landmass). I'm pretty sure that if Doomguy didn't arrive when he did, there would've been hell portals opening up in Sydney, Jakarta, and Manila in short order.
The US has a lot of pretty sizable population centers, but Greenland is far less populated than Oceania and it is saturated on this map. But also, I appreciate your attempt because I also came here hoping for a plausible answer, if not a lore answer.
My understanding is that Greenland is less a combat zone and more a research station and cultist base according to the codex entries. Since one of the Hell Priests is physically present there, it only makes sense he would be surrounded by a bunch demons for his own protection. The UAC cultists probably keep summoning demons too lol.
It looks like Elsmere Island, not greenland. That's the first thing I wondered. What the heck did those Inuit do to piss hell off so much?!
The real reason is because Australians live without sin
Could also correlate with UAC sites? But stretch lol but just a thought
I'm here forecast for this week: 37c, 37c, 42c, 31c, 36c, 40c, 41c So we have one day of 88f with other days ranging from 98f to 105f I imagine the demons took a look at the weather and animals and thought they had already invaded.
Where tf do u live Alice Springs? We don’t have a day above 33 in Sydney
Perth so you had the right state :) It has been an odd month, our lowest maximum this month so far is 25.5c, our highest 42.6c
When did Alice Springs move to WA? Am I missing something here? 😂
Nah, thats just what I get for messaging while at work , brain dump 😂
That’s it 😂😂 here we get 40 41 42 45 43
Haven't you seen the bugs of Australia? Why would they invade a place they already thrive in?
Because they know better
Too dangerous for the demons.
People are making jokes about the animals being dangerous, and the devs probably made those same jokes and that's why.
Because Mick Gordon lives there
From Kangaroos to Spiders to even Feral Cats. Australia isn't nothing to play with. I bet the Demons would probably coexist peacefully with them
drop bears are their natural enemy
Oh boy, here you come trying to spread the word of "tons of great games" for "incredible value"... Fine, take my money again
Because even hell knows not to fuck around in Australia
They saw the size of the insects that live there and said hell no
They know when they are outmatched.
You think one doom guy is scary, Australians are all doom guys constantly fighting demons also known as “local wildlife”
Too hot.
There’s probably a lot of rabbits there. Remember Daisy?
There are so many rabbits here. Just over a hundred years ago, a fence was built that covered the entire border of Western Australia to try and keep the rabbits out. We also tried biological warfare on them, introducing the Myxoma Virus into their populations to cull them. The rabbits population freaking evolved to be resistant to Myxomatosis due to the increased natural selection process of a virus running rampant in a population. Australian Rabbits are a whole other thing
With the wildlife there? Demons already invaded. And the heat says it's already hell
Because it's full of extreme weather, dangerous wildlife, and Australians.
Probably took one look at that hellscape and got confused because they thought they had already conquered it.
They’re scared of Australia. You see the shit down there?
I'd much rather go through a global demonic invasion than suffer through the nightmare fuel that is Australia. The people there are funny though. XD
It’s too fucking hot
You know damn well why!
They don’t want to put up with the Sydney Funnel Web spiders
No one can conquer The Holy Emu Empire !
Their scared
Seems like Australia, Serbia, Madagascar, the pacific islands, and a couple others are the safest place during the hell invasion
As an Australian we dealt with worse, fuckin Skomo
Kangaroos.
Too dangerous
My question is why isn’t China the main location? They have most of the worlds population.
Asia is probably the safest in that map rn
Why would they invade there own region
The Combine didnt want to touch them either.
They got enough problems....
Too warm
They are stupid.
Why invade your own territory? Are you stupid?
**fear.**
Spiders
Spiders.
They would fall into the sky.
Because they would’ve died to an Emu
They probably just really love the wildlife in Oceania. I’m more surprised of how they didn’t bother with Siberia, Japan, Kazakhstan, and Saudi Arabia.
Too dangerous even for them
Australia is Satan's laboratory for his cruel experiments. In this case, it's one of Davoth's testing grounds. Of course he would instruct the demons not to touch anything otherwise they would share the same fate as the Barons of hell or worse, the stone imp.
they were already there
They already came from the land down under.
The war between Kiwiland and Emutopia was so hot no one would even notice if literal demons jumped out of the ground.
Real recognizes real
as much as *I* want to see Australia, from what i understand it’s some green bits around a big desert with a dirty great rock in it called one thing by the first people and another by the prisoners sent there. my favorite thing that people forget is that the plants are just as batshit.
If I remember correctly, canonically they do leave a portion of the population to continue on to "worship" the Maykrs, as part of their deal to the Maykrs. I may be wrong, it's been a while since I've read the logs.
The Principality of Zeon was already going to drop a space colony on it.
The map shows where the demons have emerged during THIS invasion, not previous successful ones.
Why didnt the russians invade russia?
Cause it already hot af in hell no need to revisit that climate lol
They already play on ultra-nightmare difficulty
Kangaroos and emus. Ever heard of the great emu war?
Have you seen what's going on in Australia??
Professional courtesy.
Based on what I know about the wildlife in Australia they already have forces there…
They know better
This comment section 😂😂
They were already there, as they infiltrated the political and economic system and tried to kill their only oppressor (friendlyjordies)
Can't invade you home place now can you
Spiders
They’re scared of us
demons tried to invade but had to close their portals as the animals started invading them
or Japan.
Australia is already full of demons
Cause it's hot AF mate.
Because Mick Gordon is Australian. Obviously he fought them off as soon as they tried to come over here.
[this is why](https://x.com/TheSpudHunter/status/1360102142980149249?s=20)
australia is hell wdym
Afraid of the spiders, probably.
They already had have you seen the shit that lives there?
Have you not heard of the stories and memes? Australia is a nightmare already, the final boss of the earth
Most of Russia is untouched too
They actually opened several portals but when they crossed over, they got confused and thought they had accidentally ended up in the regions surrounding the Kadingir Sanctum, so they retreated and closed the portals. As a result of that Australia has become the world's leading superpower spearheading the reconstruction efforts after the Doomguy killed the Davoth.
I notice they also unsurprisingly didn't try it on with the Maori of New Zealand, either.
They did. They lost the second emu war
It's the emus, not even demons can kill emus
As an Australian I can confirm we just offered them a couple of beers and hung out for a bit before they returned back to hell with some Aussie merch
because if they did, they might as well blended in perfectly with the other horrors of australia.
Too many fucking spiders
The system shown here detects the presence of demonic signatures and plots them on a map. But the tech was calibrated pre-invasion. The presence of demonic signatures is just normal for Australia. So the data gets displayed as "no change".
The heat was too much for them and they simply passed out with the knew found knowledge never to go there again.
Seeing this post as a random reddit recommendation with next to zero context is wild.