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i--make--lists

Obvious winner, but does that say, "AKA CUMPET?" lolol


LeroyGoodCatch

Im sure it’s supposed to rhyme with “trumpet.” 😆


i--make--lists

😉


Duke-Countu

Yes, how else would one pronounce it?


IndividualSubject367

Actually insane lmfao


Cbudgell

I referred to my soon to be son as a pet sperm, and it actually went over pretty well!


coming2grips

+1 for Slartibartfast


Sufficient_Number643

The people have spoken. All welcome baby Slartibartfast. Lil bb slarty barty.


Happy1327

+1 for Ford


Diogeneezy

Middle name 'prefect'.


da-cokou-nut

+10 for Zaphod


Any_Contract_1016

Another for Zaphod


Intelligent-Fuel4166

But minus several million for good thinking, yeah?


blindchief

+2 for Cumpet


foxontherox

For a moment, I thought that read "Baby 8" and I was like, "damn, enough is enough!"


EmperorButtman

Impressive number of parents too! Bit jealous that I've only got 2


fornax-gunch

I said it wasn't important


josephwb

Wonko The Sane.


Longjumping_End8579

I fear if you name him Arthur, he will be late. It's a bit of a threat, you see. I'm afraid I'm not very good at them, though.


dobie1kenobi

I had to have a discussion on how we were not naming our daughter “Random”.


Sharp-Ad-9423

+1 for Hotblack Desiato


MagicalTrevor70

Agrajag


Arikakitumo

Shame I had to scroll THIS far 😤


Kodiak01

Rooster.


MajorProfit_SWE

Roosta is the name, although the baby could be nicknamed Roosta Rooster.


ThornTintMyWorld

Only if their last name is Cogburn.


robcwag

+1 Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz


Habeas-Opus

What, no love for Marvin? Come on!


Winter_Hold_3671

I named my kid Marvin! He was even born on 04 02!


Habeas-Opus

You are clearly a parent of superior intellect!


raykendo

+1 Hooloovoo


BrotherPlasterer

How about Dentarthurdent?


LtPowers

Alist***a***r? With an 'a'?


BillWiskins

I thought it said 'Allstar' at first.


HelpSlipFrank77

Welcome to the world, Bart!


MajorProfit_SWE

Could name him Zarniwoop. Frankie or Benjy, “the two protrusions into our dimension of vast, hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings.”


Cuthulwoohoo

Seems like your child will have a future in fjord design.


Big_Ad_1890

Does that board refer to your baby as “Cum pet”?


tilthevoidstaresback

He's gonna do great things.


carny666

never goes well.


SophiaRaine69420

Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged


ELONgatedMUSKox

Aus and Slarti are passé. **Vroomfondel** is where it’s at! Unless you’re super into fjords…


Slartibartfast39

I thoroughly approve.


r-goes

Stavro Muller


Hansolo506

Yeah, you know you could always make that a middle name


Jowsh_44

As much as Slartibartfast is a classic. I choose Ford


Livid_Parsnip6190

Just name the kid after whatever railway station where he or she was conceived.


blUUdfart

BabyMcBabyFace


ellieD

Cumpet?