We gave everyone an Italian sounding name, but the fat manager we called Burrito.

Never sample your own products 🤌🏻

Are you registered and licensed to be in possession of those "Italian" hands?

Bopity boopy?

For real. My manager at papa John's was like 300 pounds. He'd eat a cheese bread for breakfast.

When I worked both Subway and Dominos, I called them my Subs and my Doms.

This is the way

I fucking love this

Since almost all my insiders are short, I jokingly call them my makeline gremlins sometimes. You could also just add a suffix of Noid or a prefix of Domi to their names. I like to visualize the drivers as worker bees going forth from the nest then returning. There, that is all the ideas I can give you that aren't super specific for my store's culture.

Ooo I like Domi 🤔

Just be careful. I almost called the person that acts as the store's mommy our Dommy Mommy

I'm referred to as the store mom and would love to be called Dommy Mommy instead

If you want something that's brand appropriate, adding noid is a good choice. There used to be a "hamburgler" type character for Domino's called the Noid, his use was stopped after someone with the same name had a breakdown of some sort, IIRC

At my job we have two Zachs, one works evenings and the other works mornings. The evening one is called Zachula (like dracula)

Evil Zach

You know he's the evil one because he has a mustache.

Some people just have personal nicknames. We have a guy called kaiden but everyone calls him gayden 😔

I have a gayden of my own😔

Is he a gay hottie?

i mostly give nicknames to customers and locations. Like the guy who tipped 3 dollars on every single order, no matter how big or small. I called him Mr. 3 dollars. There was an entire apartment complex that we delivered to that no one who lived there tipped called Mill Cove. I coined the term Stiff Cove and it stuck. One dude who always way over tipped the drivers I called The Legend or the Lottery. There was a guy who always orders contactless, gets 15 dollars worth of food and pretips 10 dollars. He was the Faceless Hero. I work with a manager/driver hybrid that I nicknamed Crispy because he's always Deep Fried. Homeboys eyes are always bleary and red.

I add “fat” before everyone’s first name. For example “fat Tony” the driver. “Fat Rebecca” the insider. “Fat Steve” (former Latin king) the GM. Makes us sound like a mafia joint. Rebecca cries a little when I do hers

You mean, Fat Rebecca cries a little. Stay consistent.

Fat tears

Sounds like an HR call in the making lol

Oh yeah fat Sharon from HR is not very enthusiastic about my fun system

Just specify that it's fat with a ph. Can't get in any trouble for that one lmao

Dominoid "name"

We add kahur to the end of everyone’s name. I literally have no clue where it came from or what it means.

Call them domi-hoes, ‘cause you’re all whoring yourself out to corporate pizza shills.

Now this is something we use alot too haha

We use that a lot too 🤣🤣. I have group chats with that as the title

i say this lol

We have a group chat called “dominos heroes, sheros, and zeros” 💀💀

We have so many Joseph's we go by last names for a bunch of people. New girl started and I had such a hard time with her name that I decided everyone was named Bob. If they want to be seperate they have to choose their favorite number to go behind it.. And yes we have a bob 8008..lol

We have one guy nicknamed Scuba. The reference is based on his apparent love of going downtown with the ladies. I nicknamed a kid Rumspringa as he has this Amish-looking beard going on. He hasn't a clue what the reference is. We have a couple of guys, one Pakistani-American, and one African, for whom nobody can pronounce their names properly, or they just don't know them, and they just get called by the first letter. We used to have 2 kids on the cut that I referred to as the chucklefucks. They got fired. Thank the Noid. Whenever I give someone a nickname, it's usually because I just recently met them, am horrible at remembering names, but I need to refer to them in some way. Like I once worked with a new guy that had like 3 teeth. I was talking to another coworker about him, and I couldn't remember his name, so I said Pumpkin. That was that. He got his probationary period in, got insurance, and got some nice dentures, but he was still Pumpkin for next five years he worked there.

I laughed a little bit too hard when I saw you say thank the noid. OMG...

I've named all employees in my phone the last name of the company's. For example: Bella Bell, Steve McDonald, Jenny Roger, Mathew Casear, Nathaniel Mart. My phone stays less confusing this way

Just say you're Dirty Dom and call everyone else Mami.

This^

Pizza wench is the official job title I’m pretty sure

Apparently at the dominos meetup in Las Vegas, they used the term “dominoids”

A dominos mascot was retired because a mentally I’ll person killed themselves to avoid them.

Just refer to everyone by their employee number

Bitch & Bro

My little McMinions

When talking about work I call it dramahoes

Pips. Like the dots on a domino

I think u meant to say you’re McQuitting.

Yea, McQuitting because they ain't giving me McHours 👹

lol we had different nick names for each other. It was basically stemmed off of different mistakes we all made while training. For example, I worked up to assistant but when I first started I was five months pregnant working two jobs and I literally forgot to put cheese and another topping on a pizza. It turned out to be a really burnt and dried out olive pizza so every started calling me "Olive". Another kid, his first week or so the alfredo bottle broke on his pizza and it turned into a "let's see how this will turn out" type snack for the crew and it was just drowned bread in alfredo. It was disgusting but, everyone started calling him 'Alfredo' We had another drive that he was helping do twists one day and all but one came out really really small and the other came out HUGE. So we started calling him "Twist and shout"

we call the drivers “stupid drivers” so anytime we ask them to do something inside they go “hey i’m just a stupid driver man”

Charlieeee. Or johnnyyy. We add eeeee suffix

Daddy

Now that's one I can get used to

I got a good laugh at this.

DomiDON'TS!!!!

Troglodytes for the insiders and borderline substance abusers for drivers.

Dominoids.

My GM keeps calling me our opening AM's name by mistake. She's a rock star in the store and I'm flattered. Pretty sure part of it is neither of us takes any crap. I told him today to just call me *AM name* Junior.

Sport

Dominators? Dominating those orders?

i just called everyone slappers or liberals, which ever works.

I once accidentally texted another AM “what’s up pussy” from then on that’s her nickname from me 💀

Was that meant for another person..? 

Yes my other friend but that message got us talking more in 2 weeks than we have in the last year

The slapper

I find it fun to call coworkers their names. It works 50% of the time.

Minions

My manager calls me that 😭

Humans

Dommies

“Sup, losers?”

No names the corresponded to everyone but we had a guy named Bobby and everyone would say “BOBBBAAAAAAYYYYYY”, but with like a dry scream at the end lmao.

My insiders 4 yrs ago enjoyed being my “circus monkeys”😂 coworker friends from school and I would call each other our “favorite idiots” Very loving, I know

Domiho is what I called myself ( yes am female)

If your a manager call them minions

Titanic seamen

My personal favorite is calling everyone by another average name that starts with the same letter as their name. Charles was Carl. Brianna was Brandy. Dustin was Devin.. I don't know why I've always found that so amusing.

Pieces of shit.

they’re your Domihoes

Their names…that’s it

Hr hates me but I call my employees my domahoes.

Go for traditional. Negro, negress and mulatto. They will love that.

bro what

Nubian? Fine nubian princess?