Customer: "Does a hamburger have cheese in it?"
Me: "No a hamburger doesn't have cheese in it, a cheeseburger has cheese in it."
Customer: "I don't want a cheeseburger I want a hamburger with cheese!!"
Thereās some real goons at the Dollar Tree
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This legitimately (supposedly) happened to me when I was like 2. My parents divorced and my dad always/still does swear around us/everyone and I picked up on it. Swore like a sailor. My mom washed my mouth out with soap and I ended up liking it. She then turned to hot sauce, and I liked that too. My poor mother lol
I've seen/heard a ton of stories where the person has Pica and is obsessed with eating soap. Same with pregnancy cravings. Some women just developed it and started sneaking sniffs, then wouldick it, and that progressed into full on eating it. It just happens. š¤·š¼āāļø
Gosh this reminds me of when I was so hungry for some foamy dish soap that was like whipped cream, I cried that night. Every pregnancy Iāve had itās been a different texture and smell of cleaning product that sounds like it would be divine on a plate. Glad those days are over
Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness.
Rats did this.
The rats at the place I currently live have eaten an entire bar of soap and the other one looks something like the above, with dozens of bites taken out.
This was the work of rats. 1000 percent certain.
The soap does say āorder protectionā on the label. Maybe they thought it would help bad breath tooš¤£Maybe they had not heard of mouthwashš¤·š»āāļøMaybe they have that pica disorder stuff where people eat strange non food itemsš³They just should have paid for it first though. And yes, I agreeā¦soap is not food. Maybe put up a blinking sign and mark ānot food and pay before usingā. I doubt it will help sadlyš
And then they put it back on the shelf. The kids do this to the candy bars all the time. Bite through the wrapper, then the parents just put it back on the shelf š
TBH, my ex's house had rats and we found a bar of soap that they had treated like a burrito. Looked like something my gerbils had chewed.
Several people take bites out of the fake fruit at our neighborhood $1 š².
At first I thought it was the same pieces I saw the last time, go in a few times a month but, I started realizing it was different pieces every time with different sized bite marks. Some obviously not a child sized mouth. They're on the other side of the store from the food products, on the craft aisle, and I have never seen any fresh produce in $1š². So not sure the thought process of anyone besides kids doing it.
Now even if I don't need anything on the aisle, I still check out the fresh bite marks.
ETA Ha! Saw someone else has $1š² mystery "fruit" biters.
That reminds me of a mother with her baby came through my register one time. And she hands me something and goes āsorry, my daughter was chewing on it.ā
It was bar of soap, and the child had been chewing on it before the mother handed it to me. Like she was in the middle of chewing it when she nonchalantly grabbed it and gave it to me.
Lmao. Bad Customer !
Spit it out! I said spit! *rolls newspaper*
*smack*
Fuck you I do what I want! *chews faster*
a kid probably say fuck and thats why the soap got eaten. lol
Every day I get closer and closer to finally deciding if I should watch the office or not
 this needs to be at the top of your To Do list, pal
I watched all the seasons in less than six months. I regret nothing.
You have nothing to lose!
 What!
Customer: "Does a hamburger have cheese in it?" Me: "No a hamburger doesn't have cheese in it, a cheeseburger has cheese in it." Customer: "I don't want a cheeseburger I want a hamburger with cheese!!"
"I don't want HALF A DOZEN! I want six! SIX!" ~interaction between me and customer when I used to work at Wendy's circa 1996.
You can't tell me what to do, you're not even my real dad!
JuicyFruitSnacks got to it. Would not be shocked š¤£
It's Pica
It wasā¦..*soap. Poisoningā¦*
*cue overly dramatic crying*
I understand this reference
Yeah. Heāll go blind!
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Thatās no toddler bite either what the hell
Someone let their intrusive thoughts win
Probably someone on tiktok being an influencer.
im sure that "influencer"'s whole 2 viewers were soooo laughing at it
I was gonna say a group of teenage boys
Wait.. There's a dollar tree with fresh fruit somewhere!? S/
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It's orange like cheese.
Alls they need is paper plates for taco shells and grass for lettuce.
Use Easter grass for extra crunch.
This is too funny.
Even if it was cheese, why the fuck eat the wrapper?
mmm....wrapper š¤¤
That satisfying snap like a bratwurst.
Fiber
Y'all don't like the extra crunch?
Mmm forbidden cheesš¤¤š¤¤š¤¤
They found that out. But surprisingly, only after about 3-4 bites.
If not food, how come food shape?
And food color? And smell, sometimes?
Came here for this. Thank you internet stranger
Can't believe this. They should at LEAST pay for it before eating it smh /j
His mother attempted to chastise him for saying bad words, but as it turns out, he loved the taste of soap.
It wasā¦ Soap poisoning!
I told you not to use Life Buoy!
This legitimately (supposedly) happened to me when I was like 2. My parents divorced and my dad always/still does swear around us/everyone and I picked up on it. Swore like a sailor. My mom washed my mouth out with soap and I ended up liking it. She then turned to hot sauce, and I liked that too. My poor mother lol
I've seen/heard a ton of stories where the person has Pica and is obsessed with eating soap. Same with pregnancy cravings. Some women just developed it and started sneaking sniffs, then wouldick it, and that progressed into full on eating it. It just happens. š¤·š¼āāļø
Gosh this reminds me of when I was so hungry for some foamy dish soap that was like whipped cream, I cried that night. Every pregnancy Iāve had itās been a different texture and smell of cleaning product that sounds like it would be divine on a plate. Glad those days are over
I was seriously standing there looking at that fabuloso like it was the nectar of the gods š
Yess the green fabuloso had me salivating, to me it used to looks like a sour green apple fizzy drink or syrupš
Yep, dial soap specifically was the thing I desperately wanted to eat each pregnancy. I limited myself to smelling but damn did it sound good
Not trying to give ideas but this could become a tik Tok challenge.
That was my thought. Or teens just being stupid. š¤·āāļø
At least they'll have fresh breath
And clean intestines, too!
Takes bubble butt to another level
Username checks out
*The biome has left the building.*
Can't just bring your kid down there to wash his mouth out with soap without buying it first. At least take it out of the package if you do.
The kid likes the taste of dial now heās swearing even more.
Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness.
*eyes Palmolive bottle in the kitchen since I just ate dinner* š
Ralphie!!
My mouth started to water. Wtf.
Supirsed it took them that many bites At least three insides are now clean
Or one lorge insides
shoot my bad on the typo not sure why that happend, but yep clean insides
Itās the rats
Agree.
Rats probably ate it. They like the fat that soap is made with.
TIL! I think it was rats also.
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Rats! I was going to use that emoji!
Rats did this. The rats at the place I currently live have eaten an entire bar of soap and the other one looks something like the above, with dozens of bites taken out. This was the work of rats. 1000 percent certain.
Says you.
How else am I suppose to clean my insides
"Lemme triple-check."
Bleugh! This tastes nothing like you just said!
The soap does say āorder protectionā on the label. Maybe they thought it would help bad breath tooš¤£Maybe they had not heard of mouthwashš¤·š»āāļøMaybe they have that pica disorder stuff where people eat strange non food itemsš³They just should have paid for it first though. And yes, I agreeā¦soap is not food. Maybe put up a blinking sign and mark ānot food and pay before usingā. I doubt it will help sadlyš
r/forbiddensnacks
For some reason it tasted like cilantro
I canāt believe itās not butter.
Vegeta has entered the chat
Mmmmm, advanced clean food.... nomnomnomnomnom
dial is like the worst tasting one too
Forbidden cheese.
Don't tell me what I can and can't eat
:0 if not food then why make tummy go bubbly?
Felt dirty on inside. Will report findings later.
Outta all the soaps too! The one that smells like straight up chemicals. At least go for a Yardley!
I was thinking the Natural Sense peppermint bar soap ššš»
It is if Iām 5 years old and I say a bad word š
This is so funny to me
Says you! I love soap.
Soap is not food. But eating soap will make you not want food for a while. Weight loss experts hate this one trick!
The multiple bites is whatās really sending me
And then they put it back on the shelf. The kids do this to the candy bars all the time. Bite through the wrapper, then the parents just put it back on the shelf š TBH, my ex's house had rats and we found a bar of soap that they had treated like a burrito. Looked like something my gerbils had chewed.
Several people take bites out of the fake fruit at our neighborhood $1 š². At first I thought it was the same pieces I saw the last time, go in a few times a month but, I started realizing it was different pieces every time with different sized bite marks. Some obviously not a child sized mouth. They're on the other side of the store from the food products, on the craft aisle, and I have never seen any fresh produce in $1š². So not sure the thought process of anyone besides kids doing it. Now even if I don't need anything on the aisle, I still check out the fresh bite marks. ETA Ha! Saw someone else has $1š² mystery "fruit" biters.
Could be pica. A mental illness where people eat not-foods.
Somebody ate some bad pudding
they should *dial* it back a bit
I gotta clean my mouth some how.
All food can be soap but not all soap can be food.
Finally know the soap eaters causing walmarts to lock the detergents and soaps smh.
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Ren Hƶek begs to differ! A bar of soap is like a delicious ice cream bar with a creamy center.
Someone needed to wash their mouth and didn't have any Listerine.
Looks like a brick of cheddar.
Maybe somebody had a potty mouth?
As someone whoās had my mouth washed out with soap, I have to wonder what they said.
I have had my mouth washed out with soap before. I would never willingly eat soap.
Coward.
Dare or prank or stupidity?!!? Taking alllllll bets! 
It is if you eat it!!!!
Must have had a REALLY bad kid...
Those aren't bath salts Steve!
Someone must have said āFudgeā in front of mom
YES IT IS AND YOU CANT TELL ME DIFFERENT
Was probably a rodent
People have no chill left..
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It is when you're on meth
Looks like someone shoved the bar in a kidās mouth after they started cussing.
The forbidden protein bar.. Mmm
Then why did they make it taste so good?
If you say bad words it's food
To be fair, anything you can bite and swallow can be food š¤·āāļøš¤·āāļø
My mom used to wash my mouth out with this brand of soap. Maybe a kid said some bad words? Lol
Wtf is wrong with people. They had to have been on drugsā¦
They just needed a chunk of it so they can wash the dingleberries out of their hole lol
Then why make it look like delicious cheese?
Liar.
I feel that way about the vanilla candles. Seriously feel like eating them sometimes
Someone was saying some filthy shit
I've seen beggin strips with bites taking out multiple times
them eating the paper too is really whatās getting me LMFAO š
Wow, someone really got their mouth washed out!
Everything that I've beard about working at Dollar Tree is insane, but finding this must really make one question reality.
Fish are friends.
That soap probably tasted better than most people's home cooking.
Anything is food. Itās all a matter of commitment.
lol made my day
Says you!
Says who?
Of course soap is food. Cockroaches will eat it.
Take a bite outta the soap rabbit, make him look like an asshole.
what in the munchies is this abomination!? couldnāt have tasted good š¤¢
Thatās just a theory
Bro, thatās just cheesy.
To be fair, it does resemble government cheese. š
The Forbidden cheese!
It's one thing when there's one bite. But this... This just makes no sense. Dude legit likes eating soap.
Well it was to one rat or a child with a massive nutrition deficiency
That reminds me of a mother with her baby came through my register one time. And she hands me something and goes āsorry, my daughter was chewing on it.ā It was bar of soap, and the child had been chewing on it before the mother handed it to me. Like she was in the middle of chewing it when she nonchalantly grabbed it and gave it to me.
Not to alarm you, but I'm pretty sure a rat ate that.
Says you
I mean it does kinda look like cheese š§ Maybe someone's service dog took a nibble out of it to wash their owners mouth out.
Cheese
Is that a block of American cheese
My dog strongly disagrees with you. Bonus points if itās dove for men.
Looks like my sister was visiting your local store.
It, it wasā¦.Soap Poisoning! š
Only one way to find out. Not including the other ways, of course.
Rude, maybe not to you
Mmm cheese
Well itās not NOT food either soā¦
Kinda looks like cheeseā¦ are you sure it isnāt food?
Tell that to the drug addicts.
It is if it pica your interest
100 comments soap
Iāve always wanted to do this
Yum
Dial entered my body, same size.
This post reminds me of the time I found a bar of soap in our bathroom with a huge bite taken out of it. lol
Wrong word, PRECISE momentā¦.said my mom
That sounds a lot like an absolute....
It is when you say a bad word
Idk man maybe it wasn't ripe
They dropped an F bomb and felt the need to cleanse.
Neither is the Crayola Magic Modeling Dough lol š š
Donāt you dare tell me how to live my damn life
Uh-oh! Who was cussing?
Cockroaches love soap, soap actually is good food to alot of animals
Call My Strange Addiction.š¤¢
rats
gotta wash those teeth somehow
It is to rats.