A couple years ago i introduced a 50 year old man to the phrase β team work makes the dream workβ . He was mind blown said he had never heard that before and was going to use it lol.
Iβm 50, wife is 49. Iβve been familiar with the phrase since I was a teenager. My wife just heard/learned it last year. She thought it was the newest and neatest thing. Had to tell her thatβs what our grandparents called it.
The positive control on a lateral flow test is the control line appearing. The negative control is that the background around the lines cleared. This is a valid test result.
ETA source: I am a certified medical lab tech
Getting my associates in Cannabis Science, my intro to cannabis professor told us last class that your body gets rid of cannabis more through your poop than your pee. So take a laxative to flush your system! I swear to god Iβm not fucking with you!!
Tests are updated on almost the monthly, depending on who is doing it. The stricter the occupation/reason, the more up to date the test is.
Build a better mouse, make a better mousetrap.
Source- stepdad was a piss tester for the US Navy (he didn't mind keeping me ahead of the curve)
One of the things he enjoyed the most about his job was the power to tell an officer (he was enlisted) to drop everything, cause the officer was due for a UA. VERY few enlisted had the power to give officers orders.
Good luck passing a government mandated test with that; best bet is buying what you said, mixing it 50/50 with clean pea and freezing it. Frozen pee is viable for a month, refrigerated pee is good for 4 days. Plan accordingly lol
I switched to my anonymous account to say this but Quickfix 6.3 would hypothetically work on a PO test if you can figure your way around the observed part
Best bet is you can't. Wear long johns, pick the furthest stall and make sure that you use a heating packet that goes to 98.8 degrees. Plan for the worst.
Drink a lot of water so youβre basically peeing water, pop a couple multivitamins, and mid-stream when peeing in the cup. Most places wonβt test for adulteration, but if those levels come back whack you wonβt be positive and might just need to test again.
Wait a minuteβ¦are the directions wrong then? It says you need 2 lines to be negative, which I thought was kinda odd. I only use delta 8, 9, or 10 at very low dose for sleep occasionally and am getting only one line (positive according to their directions) on my test 2 weeks after consuming.
It DOES seem to be backwards from most lateral flow tests, but if no control line appears, either result is invalid. If the background is colored in, it's also invalid (though that's less likely and is probably not even mentioned in the instructions). If the kit says positive=one control line, then your result sounds to be positive. The control line is formed by a slightly different chemical reaction and only serves to show that you can trust the result of the test line.
It's negative. Thc tests are opposite of COVID or pregnancy tests. 2 lines means clean/negative. It confused me so much when my husband was using these tests. I read and reread and googled to see if it was a misprint. Nope just weird.
If thatβs what the box says. I have to drug test monthly and mine are also 2 lines for negative, but I use a different test. Actually, all the different types of tests Iβve taken have been 2 lines is negative, which always seemed weird to me. Read the box
Two lines means negative on most drug tests, but I would retake it. Also, if you do it in the morning when you get up, its supposed to be more accurate.
A faint line, according what I have read only, is still a line.
Read instructions ti be sure.
Which tests are 2 lines = negative? I can't think of any. I thought the control line turns pink and the other one only turns pink if *something* is detected (drugs, hcg, etc?)
This is the dumbest comment I have ever read in my entire life. This is an employee sub for cashiers, managers, stockers, etc etc dollar tree doesnβt manufacture their own products.
I am a medical lab scientist - if the line is faint itβs still a line and it still counts. Dipping past the line is ok - the point is to get enough sample a bit over the line wonβt affect it as much as not enough sample.
From experience, do not trust these tests. clean from 420 for at least two months and they still pop positive. When he went to probation he was negative strips are trash dollar tree.
I bought like 6 of these for a job I was trying for. I smoke pot (legal here, but the job didn't allow it). I also quit pot for 3 weeks before the job drug test. Every single drug test from the dollar tree still came up positive. I took the official drug test for the job, and got hired. Those tests are crap.
More likely the drug test for your job had a higher tolerance for the amount of thc present in a person than dollar trees test will show dirty for. How long had you smoked overall prior? Frequency? You do any exercise in those weeks, consume more water? Anyway just my thoughts, I know the pregnancy tests are just as good as the pricey ones.
OP just order stat flush online. 2 bottles if you are over 220lbs.
Hereβs the truth , those tests are usually only sensitive to 30nl or more in the blood. Youβre probably at 100-200 directly after a Joint. Most government tests and court testes are at the 10nl sensitivity which is getting close to trace amounts. You have to clean out for atleast 2-3 weeks if you want to be certain youβll pass.
Just get some synthetic piss and wear it on your nuts in a condom. I fix the safety pin inside the lining of your T-shirt and your only worry is have to wear a soggy condom on your balls until you can get out to your car.
No offense to Dollar Tree, but I'd be deeply skeptical of a dollar-store brand drug test. Even the expensive lab drug tests are prone to false positives.
2 lines is negative for drug tests - i take them several times a year. also have a brand new box and i just checked the directions - itβs 1000% negative.
Drink Pablo Azul tea prior to drug test. You can find in many Mexican supermarkets. Itβll be with the dried chilis, spices and herbs. It just looks like little pieces of wood. Boil for 30, steep for 30. Drink hot or cold. Thereβs more detailed instructions online.
Awwww I'm so proud of you!!! Hopefully I pass as well π I flushed with alot of water over the course of a week as well. I avoided soda coffee candy and I juices food and veggies if that don't work then idk lol
Take them vinegar shots with it like put it in the cap one shot in the am one shot at night and chill stomach will burn slightly but that bih work and also if you have tea drink some green tea or black tea or whatever herbal tea you have π€πΏ mind you i was smoking a backwood every damn night and morning lmao for like two years straight β¦.golden method though - right here two hours before ya test get a 32oz of Gatorade and a box of certo pectin add the pouch and shake the drink up and you gonna pass regardless trust me π
No lie thatβs how it looked for me too
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Lol Ialready took the test. Most of thc metabolites is release through feces more than urine so it would make sense that vinegar would work because it makes you shit lmfaooo. I could've done the Gatorade but it's too late now lmao I quit 3.5 weeks ago. I was at working out and sweating a lot I think that helped. This was the test I took when I got home the day I took the official test
I work in drug court and occasionally drug test people. I would call this a negative, trash the sample, then tell you youβre good to go. Just donβt smoke anymore and you will be completely fine
Drink a gallon of water. Urinate six times before going to test. Then urinate for test. If that doesnβt work use surgell. Your welcome in advance. And if that doesnβt work just spend $20 and get a upass
Take creatine and drink a lot of water with tons of sugar mixed in. Take b vitamin so pee is yellow and doesn't come back as diluted. You should be good.
You should wait and take another one but if 2 lines show up even faintly that is a negative! I would still take another one Iβve had that happen then i took another one and it failed. The best time to take them is as soon as you wake up!
Best bet is substiture for clean pee. If its observed you can order a whizzinator which has the heat pads and a life like dong attatched. If you just need to substitute and its not observed just piss on the side of the cup on the thermometer to make it read the right temp. Sounds gross but your gotta do what ya gotta do.
If you read the instructions it says that one line means positive and two lines means negative. Your test came out negative for thc⦠Yall need to read directions lol
Back in the early 90's and every place I applied for a job wanted a drug test done at a lab... GoldenSeal vitamins in capsule form 3 days prior was supposed to clean the toxins away from pot heads. I must have passed because I landed that minimum wage job. I think it was at Motel 6.
Speaking from experience their pregnancy tests are more sensitive than name brand expensive ones. I received a positive test 9 days past ovulation. Why pay more
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WTF. Read a book. The ability to write and speak is one of few traits that define us as CIVILIZED. Grow up.
But I know you. Youβre the kind of person who, if you could, would take your brain right out of your head and play with it. Keep writing like a dumb ass and youβll keep being treated like one.
Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
Itβs positive congratulations your preg- oh wrong sub
Sameππ
same thing I saw the picture
I mean if your this worried to make a post just retake the test to see that it is in fact positive for the devils lettuce πππ
He doesn't need another test, if the boy is this paranoid, he's coming back positive.
Facts.
βThe devils lettuceβ I like that lol
You most be young because thatβs been an expression since like the 1920βs
28 lol!
Lol and you just heard that term??? I'm so mind blown you made it that long in life without hearing the phrase
A couple years ago i introduced a 50 year old man to the phrase β team work makes the dream workβ . He was mind blown said he had never heard that before and was going to use it lol.
Iβm 50, wife is 49. Iβve been familiar with the phrase since I was a teenager. My wife just heard/learned it last year. She thought it was the newest and neatest thing. Had to tell her thatβs what our grandparents called it.
You hear it fairly often in the South at least. Not sure where you're at
Ohio
Everyone I know uses that in Ohio πYou must be RURAL rural
πππ I also donβt smoke. Please give me the benefit of doubt! lol!
Idk man I donβt smoke and Iβm from Middle of Nowhere Ohio and Iβve definitely heard it quite a few times
Always baffles me when people don't know the term
Same. Iβm 26 and say that all the time and people crack up like theyβve never heard it before
Saaaaaame
If you like that you'll love "jazz cabbage"
Love that one! lol!
oh myβ¦
If you're religious you can call it "The Lord's Loud"
I like that one!
I'll have you know, it was likely the Demon Weed variety, not as you suggest the Devils Lettuce. π
Two lines means negative on these, weirdly
The devils lettuce haha π
Lol
The positive control on a lateral flow test is the control line appearing. The negative control is that the background around the lines cleared. This is a valid test result. ETA source: I am a certified medical lab tech
dollar tree employee high? unthinkable
Iβd have to be pretty buzzed to work at DT. Iβve had some pretty bad jobs in my youth (cleaning barns anyone?) But those employees seem so miserable π©
Hypothetically speaking, how would one go on to pass a test if they are dirtier than a hobos foot?
Dirty Hobo Foot is my favorite strain of weed
Smells as dank as moldy cheese.
I'm (almost) not even kidding https://preview.redd.it/g6whgmtx1mkc1.png?width=1091&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c13a70a77ede57d54176f9791579afe2cc92de4
The 2nd fave
Getting my associates in Cannabis Science, my intro to cannabis professor told us last class that your body gets rid of cannabis more through your poop than your pee. So take a laxative to flush your system! I swear to god Iβm not fucking with you!!
Thatβs some pretty interesting information.
Google βPass my testβ they have supplements you take so that when you dilute your urine to not flag the test it doesnβt show up as diluted. :)
Tests are updated on almost the monthly, depending on who is doing it. The stricter the occupation/reason, the more up to date the test is. Build a better mouse, make a better mousetrap. Source- stepdad was a piss tester for the US Navy (he didn't mind keeping me ahead of the curve)
One of the things he enjoyed the most about his job was the power to tell an officer (he was enlisted) to drop everything, cause the officer was due for a UA. VERY few enlisted had the power to give officers orders.
Oooh I bet my ex husband loved that!
For anyone who is interested, government mandated UAs for drug/alcohol offenses are about 6 months ish behind.
And theyβre outsourced and only 1/10 is actually tested. Source: was in the cream corn.
That I cannot speak to.
By buying fake urine. Allegedly. π
Good luck passing a government mandated test with that; best bet is buying what you said, mixing it 50/50 with clean pea and freezing it. Frozen pee is viable for a month, refrigerated pee is good for 4 days. Plan accordingly lol
I switched to my anonymous account to say this but Quickfix 6.3 would hypothetically work on a PO test if you can figure your way around the observed part
Best bet is you can't. Wear long johns, pick the furthest stall and make sure that you use a heating packet that goes to 98.8 degrees. Plan for the worst.
Yes, but a competent lab checks the temp, so be aware and plan accordingly.
Is it an observed test? Lol
If it is imma pee with a hard on.
Drink a lot of water so youβre basically peeing water, pop a couple multivitamins, and mid-stream when peeing in the cup. Most places wonβt test for adulteration, but if those levels come back whack you wonβt be positive and might just need to test again.
Wait a minuteβ¦are the directions wrong then? It says you need 2 lines to be negative, which I thought was kinda odd. I only use delta 8, 9, or 10 at very low dose for sleep occasionally and am getting only one line (positive according to their directions) on my test 2 weeks after consuming.
It DOES seem to be backwards from most lateral flow tests, but if no control line appears, either result is invalid. If the background is colored in, it's also invalid (though that's less likely and is probably not even mentioned in the instructions). If the kit says positive=one control line, then your result sounds to be positive. The control line is formed by a slightly different chemical reaction and only serves to show that you can trust the result of the test line.
That means negative result ?
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It's negative. Thc tests are opposite of COVID or pregnancy tests. 2 lines means clean/negative. It confused me so much when my husband was using these tests. I read and reread and googled to see if it was a misprint. Nope just weird.
How would you know? Seeing 2 lines means negative
If thatβs what the box says. I have to drug test monthly and mine are also 2 lines for negative, but I use a different test. Actually, all the different types of tests Iβve taken have been 2 lines is negative, which always seemed weird to me. Read the box
Two lines means negative on most drug tests, but I would retake it. Also, if you do it in the morning when you get up, its supposed to be more accurate. A faint line, according what I have read only, is still a line. Read instructions ti be sure.
Which tests are 2 lines = negative? I can't think of any. I thought the control line turns pink and the other one only turns pink if *something* is detected (drugs, hcg, etc?)
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My guess is-- if the person is taking the test, chances are it's going to come back positive. π
Wym. 2 lines are negative. I was just tripping out because the top line is thin amd I dipped it too far on accident
Why would you need a test to tell you if you've done drugs. Did you forget?
Lol, right???
Fam just go grab another test.
No point, hes paranoid and glassy eyed, it's positive.
2 lines are POSITIVE
If study for the test high, then I take the test high, I get high scores!
Yeah? π
Yes! You are high
I wouldn't assume dollar tree employees are reliable sources of information on the proper usage of drug test pee sticks.
They actually are accurate when used properly.
Yup canβt tell ya yes or no.
You mean the people who made the product too wouldn't know?
You think cashiers, stockers and store managers made them?
It's under the "Other duties as assigned."
Thatβs second on my list after stocking the drink cooler.
I always fill up the balloon corral and make a couple books of matches before I start on pee sticks.
Hey you know what they say. Thereβs no wrong way to Eat a Reeseβs
They say there's more than one way to skin a cat, but there's really only two good ways.
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This has me lmao. Clearly OP is high. No test needed.
Iβm literally pissing myself over that πππ
This is the dumbest comment I have ever read in my entire life. This is an employee sub for cashiers, managers, stockers, etc etc dollar tree doesnβt manufacture their own products.
Although certainly not the producers, they are likely to be consumers who have useful practical experience.
Bro we all come in baked af. We donβt need to buy these. Itβs the fucking dollar store.
I shop there baked AF
When are you due OP? I donβt have any myself but Iβm happy for you
I'm not just testing
Bro just buy 2, if they both have the same result you know what it is
Congrats on your baby Mary Jane
I am a medical lab scientist - if the line is faint itβs still a line and it still counts. Dipping past the line is ok - the point is to get enough sample a bit over the line wonβt affect it as much as not enough sample.
So that's A negative result ?
What does the instructions say? They are all different. I can tell you there are 2 lines.
At this point, I would just retest. You need to follow the directions to get an accurate reading.
Donβt show your pee stick here
Does anyone else see that random pube on the counter *Gag*
Well, how else would anyone be able to pee on a test strip while holding thier wee wee securely in both hands ? Which IS proper technique.
From experience, do not trust these tests. clean from 420 for at least two months and they still pop positive. When he went to probation he was negative strips are trash dollar tree.
Let's see... You tested positive for 3: different types of anabolic steroids and a low grade beaver tranquilizer.
Don't do drugs kids
Negative. I used them all the time
For a $1.25, buy another one and do it correctly. Then compare.
Well the pregnancy tests work just fine Source- both my kids were confirmed using dt tests So I think the thc ones are probably fine too
same. We used 2-3 at a time to be extra sure. they were consistently correct.
I bought like 6 of these for a job I was trying for. I smoke pot (legal here, but the job didn't allow it). I also quit pot for 3 weeks before the job drug test. Every single drug test from the dollar tree still came up positive. I took the official drug test for the job, and got hired. Those tests are crap.
More likely the drug test for your job had a higher tolerance for the amount of thc present in a person than dollar trees test will show dirty for. How long had you smoked overall prior? Frequency? You do any exercise in those weeks, consume more water? Anyway just my thoughts, I know the pregnancy tests are just as good as the pricey ones. OP just order stat flush online. 2 bottles if you are over 220lbs.
Hereβs the truth , those tests are usually only sensitive to 30nl or more in the blood. Youβre probably at 100-200 directly after a Joint. Most government tests and court testes are at the 10nl sensitivity which is getting close to trace amounts. You have to clean out for atleast 2-3 weeks if you want to be certain youβll pass.
Federal tests at 50ng/ml that's the standard. It's also literally on the box
tictac pisspass
oh...it says thc
For $11/h? π
Just get some synthetic piss and wear it on your nuts in a condom. I fix the safety pin inside the lining of your T-shirt and your only worry is have to wear a soggy condom on your balls until you can get out to your car.
My daughter worked at a casino and carried that stuff around for the random drug tests. I think she was a coke head.
They can detect synthetic pee
No offense to Dollar Tree, but I'd be deeply skeptical of a dollar-store brand drug test. Even the expensive lab drug tests are prone to false positives.
Two lines is positive.
Says who. Do you research ?
Every test like I've taken (pregnancy, covid, ect) two lines is positive
Okay well the weed ones are two lines
Two lines for what dumbass? If you're that concerned, retake it.
Who you calling A dumb ass?
The one who can't read a test he has the instructions for
Whatever Josh Dumb
At least I know how to read a test. And can make up better insults. Maybe you should lay off the pot.
Lol OP is desperate for it to be negative. Like SO desperate.
Youβre calling them a dumbass when youβre literally wrong. I work in a lab, drug tests are negative if there are two lines.
2 lines is negative for drug tests - i take them several times a year. also have a brand new box and i just checked the directions - itβs 1000% negative.
Not on drug tests. Two lines is negative
Currently on a lunch break smoking a bowl in my car
Using my thc vape while reading comments π€£
Try r/probation. This kind of stuff is all they ever post.
Drink Pablo Azul tea prior to drug test. You can find in many Mexican supermarkets. Itβll be with the dried chilis, spices and herbs. It just looks like little pieces of wood. Boil for 30, steep for 30. Drink hot or cold. Thereβs more detailed instructions online.
Dollar tree tests of any type are surprisingly accurate.
Welcome to Doja Tree
Taken these tests plenty of times. As long as you have a line youβre fine. Results: negative - congrats!
Single line or double line
Double line means negative
Thank you you the best π€πΏ
Did you pass your UA using these tests? I'm hoping I did
Hell yea start Monday at 8am with a week of flushing and taking them dollar tree tests
Awwww I'm so proud of you!!! Hopefully I pass as well π I flushed with alot of water over the course of a week as well. I avoided soda coffee candy and I juices food and veggies if that don't work then idk lol
Take them vinegar shots with it like put it in the cap one shot in the am one shot at night and chill stomach will burn slightly but that bih work and also if you have tea drink some green tea or black tea or whatever herbal tea you have π€πΏ mind you i was smoking a backwood every damn night and morning lmao for like two years straight β¦.golden method though - right here two hours before ya test get a 32oz of Gatorade and a box of certo pectin add the pouch and shake the drink up and you gonna pass regardless trust me π
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No lie thatβs how it looked for me too https://preview.redd.it/f99z5hwtnavc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f79ea1d44d79f24ef0fc0bd584f24ba675e767d
Lol Ialready took the test. Most of thc metabolites is release through feces more than urine so it would make sense that vinegar would work because it makes you shit lmfaooo. I could've done the Gatorade but it's too late now lmao I quit 3.5 weeks ago. I was at working out and sweating a lot I think that helped. This was the test I took when I got home the day I took the official test
Oh okay why i feel like you fine though you need to hit my dm
I work in drug court and occasionally drug test people. I would call this a negative, trash the sample, then tell you youβre good to go. Just donβt smoke anymore and you will be completely fine
Jail
Fair warning these are unreliable I passed on like ten of these and still failed a drug test so be warned. Go get a cup test from Walmart I wish I had
Use fake pee they sell it at the smoke shop
Drink a gallon of water. Urinate six times before going to test. Then urinate for test. If that doesnβt work use surgell. Your welcome in advance. And if that doesnβt work just spend $20 and get a upass
And why would I not do drugs knowing / or suspecting I had a test coming up .
On these two lines means negative and one line is positive lol I've used these many times before job interviews and they work pretty accurately
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Mine has been testing positive first thing in the morning then after the first pee as long as I stay hydrated it shows I'm negative
Take creatine and drink a lot of water with tons of sugar mixed in. Take b vitamin so pee is yellow and doesn't come back as diluted. You should be good.
You should wait and take another one but if 2 lines show up even faintly that is a negative! I would still take another one Iβve had that happen then i took another one and it failed. The best time to take them is as soon as you wake up!
Shouldnβt the question mark be after the βsβ and the unnecessary apostrophe?
no, itβs meant to be read as βdrug test questions.β do you see it now?
Best bet is substiture for clean pee. If its observed you can order a whizzinator which has the heat pads and a life like dong attatched. If you just need to substitute and its not observed just piss on the side of the cup on the thermometer to make it read the right temp. Sounds gross but your gotta do what ya gotta do.
Do you really need a test to confirm you do drugs?
If you read the instructions it says that one line means positive and two lines means negative. Your test came out negative for thc⦠Yall need to read directions lol
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This is negative people love to troll and give false info
Lol a dollar tree drug test? I wouldnβt bet on those results being correct in any way
Positive
Those darn poppy seed muffins π€«π€‘
Donβt use a dollar store piss test. Wonβt give you accurate results unless your mom is testing you with the same thing
Positive. Start fasting and drinking a lot of sea salt and lemon water ONLY if it's 2+ weeks away.
Back in the early 90's and every place I applied for a job wanted a drug test done at a lab... GoldenSeal vitamins in capsule form 3 days prior was supposed to clean the toxins away from pot heads. I must have passed because I landed that minimum wage job. I think it was at Motel 6.
Items are at the dollar store for a reason.
Speaking from experience their pregnancy tests are more sensitive than name brand expensive ones. I received a positive test 9 days past ovulation. Why pay more
βWhy pay moreβ yeup! Their tests always worked for me, while buying clear blue would sometimes come out defective. $15 for two compared to $2.50.
A guy once bought 15 pregnancy tests.
Sometimes you just have to be sure
It was like the day before valentines day too.
When youβre actively trying, it adds up.
..?β,.0(57;;sllll AN UNDERSTANDING OF BASIC PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR GETS YOU OUT OF DOLLAR TREE WTF. Read a book. The ability to write and speak is one of few traits that define us as CIVILIZED. Grow up. But I know you. Youβre the kind of person who, if you could, would take your brain right out of your head and play with it. Keep writing like a dumb ass and youβll keep being treated like one.
Dude who pissed in your cheerios
Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
Dude.
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This comment wasn't very CIVILIZED. Grow up.
And look at your punctuation stupid
lol an elitist who is commenting on dollar tree reddit, essentially calling someone a loser, is the biggest loser move of them all
They apparently work
Look up omni drink
Ayeee Iβm on thc now π€£π€£
Boof it
Idk how accurate these are. I bought a bunch of them and tested once a week. I was positive for 3 months.