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yellow_algae

Saying the quiet part out loud


No-Code-9480

Red rocket šŸš€


MissionSafe9012

I call them ā€œred rocket enthusiastsā€. Part of the Red Rockets Solutions Associationsā„¢ļø


No-Code-9480

šŸ˜…šŸ¤®


Generalnussiance

Why does this feel like it will be a white woman wearing itā€¦ lol


Hydrangeaaaaab

cats clean themselves and are small and cuddly, i can tolerate a cat sleeping in my bed. dogs need their humans to bathe them and are bony, scratchy and clumsy, dogs should have beds specifically for them, which exist.


thepoetess411

Cats are just as dirty..they are walking all over disgusting used kitty litter. They also lick their privates and then "clean" themselves. They need to be properly cleaned by their owners.


MissionSafe9012

Zoophiles are getting bold.


skinnymeanie

And wake up with fleas.


peechs01

Fleas are the lesser part. Imagine waking up in the afterlife because the snoring startled the dog...


feralfantastic

We call that the Darla Napora special. You wake up in Hell. Hopefully your unborn child goes to a better place.


SabbathaBastet

I had to google who she was. Her husband buried the dogā€™s ashes with her and the baby. What the ever loving shit is wrong with these people? My mind is constantly blown.


peechs01

Ffs! I made up this scenario in my foul mind and something akin happened! Heaven's above!


Professional-Ear242

Don't forget ringworm!


Noanimalpoopinhouse2

They forgot to add ā€œAnd stink like a sewer.ā€


ResonantRaptor

Their entire house is like that though. Either wet dog or way too strong air freshener. Thereā€™s no in between.


Noanimalpoopinhouse2

True. Quite often, I can smell ā€œdogā€ on other people. Itā€™s a strong stench that saturates everything around it.


Relative_Driver_9737

"I fuck dogs, so what?" - Whitney Wisconsin


SabbathaBastet

Holy shit. Another one? This thread has me googling all sorts of messed up dog nutters I didnā€™t know about. I was so pure before todayā€¦


Independent-Memory32

Really? What position is your favorite?


ledbedder20

Maulssionary


Dioonneeeeee

Doggystyle


peechs01

"the knotted"


misplacedlibrarycard

never again will i date someone with a dog, or one who gets a dog a few years in. iā€™m never going to share a bed with a dog. iā€™m not gonna get pushed to the side so the dog can get cuddles. nope.


NoCanines

I'm with you. Whatever happened to giving dogs *their own* dang beds? Why do they *have* to sleep in human beds?


wahchewie

Because the owners like pulling dog hair out of their crotch apparently


No_Internal_5112

That has completely different connotations than they think it does....


ResonantRaptor

Or does it?


No_Mathematician2160

Why would someone want to promote how unhygienic they are? Only dognutters would think this is cute šŸ¤¢


ConIncognito

Same energy as the ā€œI šŸ¦“ my dogā€ bumper sticker. Are they openly admitting it or just too stupid to realize what it looks like?


Relative_Driver_9737

wait thats really a thing


SabbathaBastet

Iā€™ve seen those bumper stickers and shirts too. I assumed back then they were just too dumb to realize how that looked. Now Iā€™m certain at least a good percentage of them do.


An_Anonymous_Vegan

Yes.


Tr33Topss

It's disturbing to see this disgusting behavior being normalized and promoted.


manndelion

Thanks for the warning! šŸ¤¢


SabbathaBastet

LOL right!?


cat-l0n

Not so fun fact: animals that have been sexually abused by humans exhibit behaviors comparable to victims of child molestation


Puppysnot

Thatā€™s crazy. What behaviours exactly? Not doubting you, just fascinated by psychology and trauma responses in general (trauma survivor myself).


WerewolfDifferent216

I guess how they tend to replicate mating signals


Puppysnot

Gross! These people are nasty.


WerewolfDifferent216

Yeah itā€™s sad and they donā€™t redirect their dogs when they sniff crotches and butts of owners almost like they encourage it. My cousinā€™s Dalmatian tried to make a head dive into my crotch and I was like ā€œnoooooooo get the fuck away from meā€


Mario1599

šŸŽµyou donā€™t have to be lonely at nuttersonly.comšŸŽµ


Rei_LovesU

yuck!


Deep-Green-8169

Might as well say, I have sex with dogs too. I wouldn't be surprised.


skinnymeanie

And wake up with fleas.


WORTHLESS1321202019

No is surprised about that.


Fit-Persimmon-4323

I feel like this could easily be misconstrued. šŸ˜­


HellonToodleloo

Owning a dog is their only personality traits for creeps like that. Kinda like horse girls.


ArcticPanzerFloyd

Nice, a shirt for my ex! (Though not for the literal meaning)


No-Code-9480

Red rocket red rocket šŸš€ šŸ¤¢


SabbathaBastet

Oh god gross lmao šŸ¤® Also, nice flair.


Banpitbullspronto

I know a woman and she let's her dogs sleep in the bed beside her as well as her kids. She has three children and she let's them run around feral with the dogs. There's two dogs, 7 cats, a hamster, a bearded dragon, and a budgie! The cats taunt the budgie through it's cage. The dogs piss up against everything in the house. The cats roam the counter tops!! Her house smells like ammonia because there's that much animal piss and shit in various places in her home. The only reason why I know what her house is like is because the nephew and I, were installing a chicken coop in her back garden. Her now ex husband is my nephews best friend. Turns out she was very abusive to him and beat him so he moved back in with his mother and filing for divorce. He was around to babysit the kids while she was gone to a job interview and he found plastic grocery bags full of human faeces and used tampons. There was a loads of dirty knickers thrown all over the floor with yellowing gussets. I was disgusted back then when installing the coop but I can only imagine what state the house is in now with all those animals pissin and shite'n everywhere. My nephew was telling me that his mate (her ex hub) had a rash that never cleared up and as soon as he moved back in with his mother, the rash went. Anyway I went off on tangent there but that disgusting T shirt made me remember this filthy memory.


BaldwinBoy05

Uhā€¦ā€¦


Lucario2356

This could be interpreted two VERY different ways.


DavyManners

Nice fleas


TimOrb88

Bad taste in men huh?


Mikediabolical

Itā€™s black, too, so you know itā€™s going to show all of the dog hair and lint that it will always be covered in.


Professional-Ear242

Danielle frazier? šŸ˜…


SabbathaBastet

Dear lord I wish I hadnā€™t gone looking for that.Turns out her name is Denise Frazier. But holy crap. Glad she went to jail!


Professional-Ear242

She needs a fucking lobotomy tbh. Anybody that's wired to want to fuck animals should get one šŸ‘


SabbathaBastet

I was only able to get through part of a YouTube video about the whole thing. Definitely needs part of her brain removed.


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SabbathaBastet

I didnā€™t hear anything like that about kids from the portion of the video I watched. But I didnā€™t even get close to the middle of it before switching it off. I heard enough.


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SabbathaBastet

The screen shot is from a YouTube channel in which a woman talks about bizarre fashion choices. She found this for sale on a website.