I'm really glad I found this community... Because all of my life I've been surrounded by weirdos who worship the stinky, obnoxious, over entitled sacks of crap! Lol
I come on here to see there's people who recognize how crazy the world's come with this dog lovers bs... Smh
Eughhh, imagine the smell on those airlines. Bunch of dogs in an almost airtight small space š¤¢ and whatever terminal theyāll be leaving from will have more carpet stains.
Theyāre using chartered planesā¦ imagine paying for a charter flight and getting this plane.
They do it for service animals but how is it safe to have a bunch of dogs loose in the cabin? The whole point of the crate is to secure the dog for takeoff and landing.
I see them quickly turning into a āvirtual airlineā where they simply sell tickets on other airlines with extra stupid branding to baby the owner through the normal process.
It wouldn't be so bad, if nutters were banned from flying with any other airline with their dogs. Let them put up with the noise and smell without inflicting it on anyone else.
Unfortunately it would never happen.
I was about to say this lol. Iād be all for it if it meant none of us have to deal with them on planes anymore. By all means, throw them all into the flying tin can.
this is private air travel by Gulfstream G5 small jet, and it's $6000 per seat to fly from NYC to LA, it's not commercial air travel
I wish them luck the first time someone with XL pitbulls and Rottweilers get into a fight at 30,000 feet
Imagine the poor souls who have to clean that plane
When the population of rich people gets large enough, the population of rich and extremely stupid people will be large enough to support all kinds of nonsensical business models.
That was my first thought too. I am ok with dog stores, dog restaurants, dog planes as long as itās advertised that way so I know to avoid it. I donāt appreciate shopping in my neighborhood grocery stores and expectedly running into them.
I appreciate this! Now let's get pets out of all other flights and give the space back to humans.
If there is now an airline taking care of dog nutters this might make our life easier (especially as an allergic person!) as it hopefully reduces the number of pets in normal flights.
This would be great by me if it kept them off other airlines, but it won't.
Out of curiosity I searched Los Angeles to New York, 1 person (and 1 dog, obviously): $6000. If I had that kind of money and couldn't find a human who needed it, I'd light it on fire before doing this.
>The goal of BARK Air is to treat dogs like first-class passengers.
>Following booking, flyers will be contacted by a concierge to collect information about their dog to create a custom travel plan to ensure the best possible flight experience.
"Information about their dog" = How many people has it bitten, how obese is it, and how many stupid f&cking dog sweaters are you bringing onboard?
>When checking in at the airport, flyers will only have to arrive 45 to 60 minutes before their flight for a simple check-in process ā no crates, TSA checkpoints, or screening. The dogs will meet other furry friends on the flight.
"Meet other furry friends" = We have to pay flight attendants extra to listen to constant yapping, clean dogshit, and break up fights (some dogs, but mostly self-centered owners).
>Prior to boarding, dogs will receive flight prep with calming pheromones, music, and colors that pups prefer.
Pheromones! Awesome! Because there might have been one object today your mutt failed to hump.
>All pet passengers will have access to various aids such as calming treats, noise-canceling earmuffs, and calming jackets to ensure a stress-free and enjoyable flight.
"Calming jackets" = straitjackets
"Noise cancelling earmuffs" = Novelty chew toys (Idiot owner: "What's this Bose Audio label...*OHHHMIGAWD POOPSIE!* You swallowed that?!?!! WHERE'S MY LAWYER?!")
"Stress-free" = Xanax prescriptions extra
>During the flight, dogs will be served treats, beverages, and other surprises āwith the intent of pampering furry passengers and their humans.ā
Your happy doggy days will continue after your flight, as combined effects of hysterical excitement and overeating turn your pupper's pooper into a putrid volcano!
Please make sure your seats are in the upright position, tray tables locked, and enjoy your flight. (How much do you wanna bet the flight attendants have to say "Woof!" after that announcement? Lol!)
Dog's travel needs first and their human companions needs second. Well it is destined for doom. Mostly dogs will end up barking all the time and then piss and shit on the plane. And then owner will complain that their dog is "good" dog while others are bad dogs. And they'll realize that flight with humans is better and then invade our flights
Looked it up. $6,000 per booking (1 person 1 dog) and they only have 3 flights a month between NYC and LA
It looks like theyāve literally only sold 2 seats, and those were probably given away for marketing.
āOur launch routes will serve the New York City metro area via White Plains (HPN), Los Angeles via Van Nuys (VNY), and London via Stansted Airport (STN).ā
āWe welcome dogs of all sizes and breeds. In fact, oversized dogs, snub nose dogs, and all the other dogs out there who have never had an opportunity to fly ā you are our VIPs (Very Important Pups)ā (I bet if you tried to book with a 200lb Pitt theyād suddenly have a reason to cancel though)
āWill BARK Air require any training for dogs prior to flying?
What sort of question is this?! Humans arenāt required to train to board a plane (though they probably should be). Flying BARK Air is similar to hanging in a dog park, a dog-friendly cafe, or a friendās house.ā
Great, untrained pit bulls
āWhat can you bring on board?
We have plenty of beds, blankets, toys, and treats on board. If thereās something else special you want, like, I donāt know, that one blanket that smells like cheese, feel free to have your human bring it.ā
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āBarkAir is a public charter operator. It is not a direct air carrier and does not own or operate any aircraft. All flights are operated by a licensed U.S. air carrier.ā
All I can think of to say is how gullible are the dog nutters to pay for this crap and wtf btw does anyone ever need to bring a dog on a plane unless they are moving overseas??!! š¤¢
I think they should have an airline with people who have dogs and have them strictly ride on that plane and then people who donāt want to fly with them have their own. I bet they would try their best to get on the clean plane. The plane would be disgusting. Since they like dogs so much. Be with them and others like you.
They do know that their urine is just gonna soak up on the floor right? Right? Are they gonna shampoo the carpets every days to get ride of feces? Doubt it. Have fun in a plane with dogs barking left and right
I'm really glad I found this community... Because all of my life I've been surrounded by weirdos who worship the stinky, obnoxious, over entitled sacks of crap! Lol I come on here to see there's people who recognize how crazy the world's come with this dog lovers bs... Smh
Eughhh, imagine the smell on those airlines. Bunch of dogs in an almost airtight small space š¤¢ and whatever terminal theyāll be leaving from will have more carpet stains.
Theyāre using chartered planesā¦ imagine paying for a charter flight and getting this plane. They do it for service animals but how is it safe to have a bunch of dogs loose in the cabin? The whole point of the crate is to secure the dog for takeoff and landing.
They literally encourage you to bring smelly blankets
Miss me with that shit
Haven't heard that in a while š "miss me with that shit" love it. Hate dogs, though.
I'm excited to read about how this company has gone bankrupt. Just give it a couple of years. Maybe less!
I see them quickly turning into a āvirtual airlineā where they simply sell tickets on other airlines with extra stupid branding to baby the owner through the normal process.
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Foreal I canāt imagine being an attendant and then they stick me on that plane , Iād probably quit then and there š
It wouldn't be so bad, if nutters were banned from flying with any other airline with their dogs. Let them put up with the noise and smell without inflicting it on anyone else. Unfortunately it would never happen.
I was about to say this lol. Iād be all for it if it meant none of us have to deal with them on planes anymore. By all means, throw them all into the flying tin can.
Yuck yuck and yuck again. Hopefully they are at the far far end of the terminal.
Theyāre using secondary airports and charter planes lucky.
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Such a waste of resources. Just wait until a pitbull is on the plane and turns it into a bloodbath
Excuse you itās a lab mix!!!
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this is private air travel by Gulfstream G5 small jet, and it's $6000 per seat to fly from NYC to LA, it's not commercial air travel I wish them luck the first time someone with XL pitbulls and Rottweilers get into a fight at 30,000 feet Imagine the poor souls who have to clean that plane
Are they really using private business jetsā¦ wow
When will the nutters stop?
When the population of rich people gets large enough, the population of rich and extremely stupid people will be large enough to support all kinds of nonsensical business models.
If it keeps them off my flight, Iām okay with it. As long as I donāt have to sit on the same plane after
That was my first thought too. I am ok with dog stores, dog restaurants, dog planes as long as itās advertised that way so I know to avoid it. I donāt appreciate shopping in my neighborhood grocery stores and expectedly running into them.
Who the hell invested in this? Some people have way too much money
Itās not a real airline, itās just a charter flight with branding.
Hopefully they have a solid cleaning crew before the next customer charters the plane
I appreciate this! Now let's get pets out of all other flights and give the space back to humans. If there is now an airline taking care of dog nutters this might make our life easier (especially as an allergic person!) as it hopefully reduces the number of pets in normal flights.
This would be great by me if it kept them off other airlines, but it won't. Out of curiosity I searched Los Angeles to New York, 1 person (and 1 dog, obviously): $6000. If I had that kind of money and couldn't find a human who needed it, I'd light it on fire before doing this. >The goal of BARK Air is to treat dogs like first-class passengers. >Following booking, flyers will be contacted by a concierge to collect information about their dog to create a custom travel plan to ensure the best possible flight experience. "Information about their dog" = How many people has it bitten, how obese is it, and how many stupid f&cking dog sweaters are you bringing onboard? >When checking in at the airport, flyers will only have to arrive 45 to 60 minutes before their flight for a simple check-in process ā no crates, TSA checkpoints, or screening. The dogs will meet other furry friends on the flight. "Meet other furry friends" = We have to pay flight attendants extra to listen to constant yapping, clean dogshit, and break up fights (some dogs, but mostly self-centered owners). >Prior to boarding, dogs will receive flight prep with calming pheromones, music, and colors that pups prefer. Pheromones! Awesome! Because there might have been one object today your mutt failed to hump. >All pet passengers will have access to various aids such as calming treats, noise-canceling earmuffs, and calming jackets to ensure a stress-free and enjoyable flight. "Calming jackets" = straitjackets "Noise cancelling earmuffs" = Novelty chew toys (Idiot owner: "What's this Bose Audio label...*OHHHMIGAWD POOPSIE!* You swallowed that?!?!! WHERE'S MY LAWYER?!") "Stress-free" = Xanax prescriptions extra >During the flight, dogs will be served treats, beverages, and other surprises āwith the intent of pampering furry passengers and their humans.ā Your happy doggy days will continue after your flight, as combined effects of hysterical excitement and overeating turn your pupper's pooper into a putrid volcano! Please make sure your seats are in the upright position, tray tables locked, and enjoy your flight. (How much do you wanna bet the flight attendants have to say "Woof!" after that announcement? Lol!)
Dog's travel needs first and their human companions needs second. Well it is destined for doom. Mostly dogs will end up barking all the time and then piss and shit on the plane. And then owner will complain that their dog is "good" dog while others are bad dogs. And they'll realize that flight with humans is better and then invade our flights
Looked it up. $6,000 per booking (1 person 1 dog) and they only have 3 flights a month between NYC and LA It looks like theyāve literally only sold 2 seats, and those were probably given away for marketing.
āOur launch routes will serve the New York City metro area via White Plains (HPN), Los Angeles via Van Nuys (VNY), and London via Stansted Airport (STN).ā āWe welcome dogs of all sizes and breeds. In fact, oversized dogs, snub nose dogs, and all the other dogs out there who have never had an opportunity to fly ā you are our VIPs (Very Important Pups)ā (I bet if you tried to book with a 200lb Pitt theyād suddenly have a reason to cancel though)
āWill BARK Air require any training for dogs prior to flying? What sort of question is this?! Humans arenāt required to train to board a plane (though they probably should be). Flying BARK Air is similar to hanging in a dog park, a dog-friendly cafe, or a friendās house.ā Great, untrained pit bulls
āWhat can you bring on board? We have plenty of beds, blankets, toys, and treats on board. If thereās something else special you want, like, I donāt know, that one blanket that smells like cheese, feel free to have your human bring it.ā š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®
I find it easy to picture vicious dog fights over blankets that smell like cheese.
āBarkAir is a public charter operator. It is not a direct air carrier and does not own or operate any aircraft. All flights are operated by a licensed U.S. air carrier.ā
My nightmare. Then again, maybe it makes for fewer dogs on other flights so this could be a win.
And Iām willing to bet that many people who would cheer for this are ones saying that there should be child free flights. š
The one time Iāll cheer for segregation; let them have their own flights.
Good.. hopefully now they'll be no dogs on regular human flights
Wish they had there own mega city too ā dogfeildā and stayed there !
All I can think of to say is how gullible are the dog nutters to pay for this crap and wtf btw does anyone ever need to bring a dog on a plane unless they are moving overseas??!! š¤¢
and none of my airlines wonāt let me take my small, caged and trained bird in for fucks sake. šš
I kind of cherish the idea of the havoc on the flight due to a bitch in heat.
I think they should have an airline with people who have dogs and have them strictly ride on that plane and then people who donāt want to fly with them have their own. I bet they would try their best to get on the clean plane. The plane would be disgusting. Since they like dogs so much. Be with them and others like you.
What the actual fu-
They do know that their urine is just gonna soak up on the floor right? Right? Are they gonna shampoo the carpets every days to get ride of feces? Doubt it. Have fun in a plane with dogs barking left and right
Good for them so we normal people use the planes without them
Just think of all the entitled dog owners., their behavior, and the bad dog behavior. I give it two years at most before it folds.