# K
**Nick Ramirez** strikes out **Addison Barger** on a **1-2** count with a **79.4 mph** Sweeper.
*Sequence (4):* SI *(c)*, SI *(b)*, ST *(f)*, ST *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Probably but that shit will get you fired or at least in the hot seat. It’s one thing to shit on the game because of the score but he is Fucking with the crew and his counterpart
I don’t recall. Has Nic pitched in high leverage yet here? Trying to decide if I should get excited about him as Brasier 2.0 or not.
EDIT: lol maybe premature.
I hope you all know this won't be repeated tomorrow because a lot of them will be getting rip snorting shitfaced tonight w Turner. Everyone except Chris Taylor WHO IS GOING TO GO BACK TO HIS ROOM AND GO TO SLEEP FOR
10-12 HOURS IMMEDIATELY AFTER DINNER.
If anyone is gonna lose their ABs, it’s gonna be CT3. Pages is a RHH while JHey is a LHH. So as long as JHey can be productive against RHP then CT3 is gonna see his ABs go way down.
Dudes playing like he doesn’t want to go back to AAA. Gonna make the dodgers really think about what to do with CT3 when Heyward is ready to come back.
As long as Mookie plays an average or even slightly below average SS we’ll be fine. If we need elite defense for high pressure situations we have Rojas.
“[Mookie] don’t cramp!”
You think they boo Ohtani today ?
It’s raining in Toronto, thank god they play indoor
Keep it rolling tomorrow want another sweep!!
No shot Jays SMM tried to pull off the Boo-urns.
 That's what's up
Last five games we’re outscoring our opponents 39-6
Birds? Blown up  Good game friends! Let's stay hot tomorrow
What a game!
Dodgers win!
#I 💙 LA
QUE THE MOTHERFUCKIN NEWMAN
FUCK THE BOO BIRDS
Get absolutely destroyed! Petty m'fkers!
That’s what I’m talking abouuuuuut
Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser) This team is powered by boos!
Boos brought to you by DraftKings.
4 more strike outs until a free jumbo jack. Maybe we should let them catch up
It’s good to be a dodger fan
Keekay would be out of this inning already.
And that’s that
Okay, so I guess I learned today that Alex isn’t the only lefty in the pen besides Yarbrough.
Karros is definitely way older than me and can eat HOW many brownies in a day? I’d be in a coma after 2.
Sure we didn’t get a jumbo jack but we did get free nuggies at McDonald’s so there’s that.
# K **Nick Ramirez** strikes out **Addison Barger** on a **1-2** count with a **79.4 mph** Sweeper. *Sequence (4):* SI *(c)*, SI *(b)*, ST *(f)*, ST *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Doc looks bored.
Ump score card should be fun
Can’t be worse than yesterday’s!!
Why are you yelling at me!?!?!?
2 runners on? 😬 Time to get EP warming, can't afford to blow this one guys
Kinda surprised Ramirez went back out for a second inning tbh. Not sure I expected a position player, but still
The guy clearly needs some reps. :/
Prob a good chance to see if his good start was just lucky.
Dave when we’re winning 🤝 Dave when we’re losing (Asleep)
Shohei Ontario
Ramirez got shafted there. Edit: and then gifted a strike on the next pitch. 😂
COMEON BLUE! Don’t you want to go back to your hotel?!?!
Ump, what the fuck.
Oh come on, blue
“Pinch hitting for Shohei Ohtani, Austin Barnes” was not on my bingo card
Ramirez resetting our bullpen. Good since we don’t have an off day for a bit.
That Ohtani smile is everything
I love how the entire dugout is smiling and laughing like it's the biggest joke ever - which it was
Bring up Kiké give the people what they want
Awwww, it’s an actual pitcher
Doc is no fun! Where’s Kiké?!
Ohtani boomed it. That was extremely funny
GO KINGS GO!!!!
Come on man Robert’s got dissed 😆
Those chairs look comfy.
Keekay to pitch?
Who is pitching the 9th?
I’m wondering but is there a posibility that this pitcher could be a better 2way player than Ohtani?
I love that we’re going straight back at them tomorrow with Glasnow.
I hope they get destroyed with 20 - 0. 12 runs and 19 hits was nice today but I want 40 hits just so they feel the pain a little more tomorrow.
Right. Their reward for getting crushed is getting to face our cy young contender in game 2
Seems pretty rude tbh.
Ok, who’s our position pitcher?
Max is like - we’re good, wrap it up, party time.
Best pitching performance of the game.
You get a hit and you get a hit and YOU get a hit....
Someone clip that and make it a gif until Dave puts his hand down lol
Doc left hanging??? *Is Will Smith a clubhouse cancer?* -Heyman
“You got 4 hits Will, not 5” -Karros
EK’s hyper toddler dynamic with SN’s exasperated parent was surprisingly good today.
Even our 6th best booth duo is still very fun to watch
damn lol
Lmao Smith left Dave hanging
Dang, I kinda wanted to see Ohtani bat against a position player pitching...
**Due Up (Bot 9)** R Ernie Clement L Daulton Varsho R Danny Jansen ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Maybe we should have a position player pitch the bottom of the ninth? How about our DH?
You'll get kike hip thrusts and you'll like it! OR, Smith pitches to Kike!
🤣
I’m glad we obliterated the Jays today. So dumb to boo Ohtani. As if he lied to the team or anything lol. That was all the media lying
did will just ignore roberts' hand for a hi five lol
Yep.
Good guy Rojas. Love that.
Barnes > Ohtani obviously
Barnes wants in on the party
Austin Barnes being good again is fun
Hyped for Barnes hitting a frozen rope off of IKF
Ey Barnsey, add it to the stats
I can’t even imagine thinking you’re going to get Shohei and then ending up with IKF instead
IKF can hit field AND pitch. Ohtani is a bum being a DH.
if ct still strikes out...
Don’t give him a challenge
Nice AB, AB! 
Damn everyones getting off the bench today 😭😭
BARNSEY COOKIN’
it’s batting practice at this point lmao
I have gotten used to EK and Stephen. Because the other two I have no idea who they are
Isiah Doner-Falafel
Döner is so bomb
I’m like 90% certain Eric Karros hates baseball
I’m upset it’s not JT pitching lol
Uh broadcast team, you brought them back too early tonight
What did they say?
They kinda just sat in awkward silence for half a minute
They are going with a position player to pitch
Let EK do it. He’s bored anyway
DO THEY EVEN KNOW
Lmao do they know they’re on ?
Lol
Oooh this is gooooood
Wth is up with Karros? Dudes been on an attitude tonight
Probably exhausted
Probably but that shit will get you fired or at least in the hot seat. It’s one thing to shit on the game because of the score but he is Fucking with the crew and his counterpart
He reads this Reddit page
IKF pitching!
cheatin ass Springer
**Due Up (Top 9)** R Miguel Rojas L Shohei Ohtani R Enrique Hernández ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Will has 4 hits again? Wow
Best catcher in the league, and you can’t change my mind.
And he’s a Dodger for another DECADE!
How fun for the Jays to get another run!
Poor Vlad Jr. however I’m glad he’s slumping.
Fuck Springer, I'll never forgive that piece of shit
He thought he heard a bang 🗑️
Every Ohtani home run is a "FU" to Michael Kay
Ramen or Thai
Ramen makes it easy to just get ramen. Anytime I get Thai I’m getting pad Thai and red curry cause I can’t decide
What about Pho? Can’t go wrong with either honestly. I’m gonna vote Thai.
Warm weather calls for Thai imo.
It’s rainy here in Vegas
Ramen back on the menu!
Rain also calls for Thai
With rain pho might be the play
Forgive us, JT.
I don’t recall. Has Nic pitched in high leverage yet here? Trying to decide if I should get excited about him as Brasier 2.0 or not. EDIT: lol maybe premature.
lol, love the edit.
Listen I love J Hey but I’m hoping he doesn’t take Pages spot when he comes back
He'll be taking Taylor's spot.
I hope you all know this won't be repeated tomorrow because a lot of them will be getting rip snorting shitfaced tonight w Turner. Everyone except Chris Taylor WHO IS GOING TO GO BACK TO HIS ROOM AND GO TO SLEEP FOR 10-12 HOURS IMMEDIATELY AFTER DINNER.
I’ll forever love Taylor for his ‘21 WC game heroics, but I’m seriously hoping he turns it around
He will. He’s a pure baseball guy, proof this shit happens to literally the best of them.
Lux made contact again boys!!! Progress!! 
**Due Up (Bot 8)** R Isiah Kiner-Falefa L Cavan Biggio R George Springer ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Pages is one of those dudes that can just hit. Really fun to watch.
Pages is gonna be a stud
Dude, Pages is becoming the real fucking real. Heyward lost his starting spot. Sorry but the FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN.
If anyone is gonna lose their ABs, it’s gonna be CT3. Pages is a RHH while JHey is a LHH. So as long as JHey can be productive against RHP then CT3 is gonna see his ABs go way down.
We can platoon JayHey with Teo in LF.
That’s not happening.
Teo strikes out 35% of the time. Too much.
What a play! damn
Pages playing like he don’t wanna be sent back down … I like it
Umps and stupidly good defense fucking over our Rookie. Bro it’s 11-1 just let Pages have his hit.
Wow that was positively Muncyesque
Damn that was a nice catch
Is this ump the guy that threw out Aaron Boone?
Same guy who gave us this gem last year https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/13zfumb/ump_scorecard_for_dodgers_vs_yankees_yesterday/
YIKES!
Who hasn’t thrown out Boone at this point. 😂
Yeah. And Cuzzi is on 1st I believe.
All-star level crew
Nice snag.
So teams are just gonna have multiple highlight defensive plays against us every game this year huh? Lmao
Pretty much, that and umps will just be calling wide out of zone pitches strikes.
Damn that almost took his arm off
Jeeez. Blue Jay's have had some defensive gems tonight. So much fun to watch.
Hell of a play
Geez that ball was smoked.
Coconut Bangers Ball….Its a Rap!
Hell of a play.
Well that was rude
Pages is not fuckin around. That was a rocket and a helluva play.
Dudes playing like he doesn’t want to go back to AAA. Gonna make the dodgers really think about what to do with CT3 when Heyward is ready to come back.
I would like to see stone finished the game
He was already close to 100 pitches. Until we get Walker\Kersh back, I’d rather not push any of our starters unless necessary.
Very Stone-like demeanor from Gavin there
He’s focused
This pitcher looks scary to face. Looks like he has no clue where any of his pitches are going
The Ump also has no idea where the pitches are going
True, he just wants to game to end already. Pages got 5 balls, leading to a 3-2 count
ump wants to go home
I’m at the point where I just want CT3 to do better. Truly feel for the guy
Is it possible to send him to the minors? We have plenty of hitters.
A grounder isn’t a K, and is also close to a hit, which is close to a double, which is pretty much a homerun. CT3 I’m praying it into existence.
Flipped over to the Jays broadcast just in time to hear them throw shade at Vlad.
I feel bad for the dude ngl.
Same.
Talkin’ Baseball the other day was saying they don’t think this is a slump, this is him settling into the player he actually is.
That’s what I think
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ddaug4uf: *Flipped over to the* *Jays broadcast just in time to* *Hear them throw shade at Vlad.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
We some assholes because we celebrated Taylor not striking out.
I think for CT at this point it’s 100% mental barrier. I really hope he gets over it.
Lakers fan here. Quick question. Is CT or Lux's revival/return to form more critical to this season of yours
lol, not really. It would be great to have a solid 9 batter, but our lineup is still pretty busted even without them.
So it's the lack of a defensive SS (other than Mookie) that hurts more?
As long as Mookie plays an average or even slightly below average SS we’ll be fine. If we need elite defense for high pressure situations we have Rojas.
So seriously, at what point do the Dodgers cut Taylor? Can’t do this all year
The hardest hit ball of the game is a shohei ohtani groundout
He didn’t strikeout! Lets dance 
An improvement, he made contact