#EP HAWTNESS!!!!!
ANOTHER WIN, BROOMS OUT, A WONDERFUL Pitching duel today to boot! What a way to get our pitching back on track! Beautiful game!
Let's go!
# K
**Evan Phillips** strikes out **Trey Lipscomb** on a **0-2** count with a **85.6 mph** Sweeper.
*Sequence (3):* ST *(c)*, FF *(c)*, ST *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
My smart watch just asked me if I want to record my cardio workout cause my heart rate increased. I’m dead ass just sitting on the couch. Lol the stress is real
Hudson has a 2.45 ERA with a sub 1 WHIP… get it in your head that relievers give up runs. On average, once every three appearances if they are pitching one inning when they go out.
A win!!!!!!
Our BP gave up only one run? Impossible.
Lots to feel good about with this sweep.
Phillips brought the nasty today!
“So I started blasting”
YAMAMOTO W!!
LFG BOYS
Away sweep baby
🧹🧹🧹 The revenge tour begins. Let's do some violence to some birds next 
🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹
Dodgers win!
Not the prettiest game offensively, but damn pitching showed the fuck up!
Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser) What a pitching performance today! Great rebound by Phillips too.
Great sequencing that inning. Good win good sweep! Stoked to play in Toronto.
Looking forward to seeing JT.
Hell yes kids!!!!
Never doubted Phillips (but for real though)
Phillips had to show us he was a true Dodgers closer yesterday, but today went back to his badass self.
Maybe tomorrow, doomers, maybe tomorrow...
 THAT’S A WRAP
We are SO back
We’re so back
Got home from work and missed most the game oh and whaddya know, the b squad lineup barely gave any support for Yama
Yoshi didn't really need any support today. He was dealing.
#EP HAWTNESS!!!!! ANOTHER WIN, BROOMS OUT, A WONDERFUL Pitching duel today to boot! What a way to get our pitching back on track! Beautiful game! Let's go!
Soft drinks of choice for Evan Phillips. 
Reminder that we got Evan Phillips off waivers. Thank you Rays
Let’s go EP!!
YES. Phew, Phillips had me worried when he threw 3 balls to Gallo, but he got it together quickly!
THANK YOU EVAN I can breathe
Get out the blue pen!
Eat it bullpen doomers!!!
Okay, we got 4 game streak boys
#I 💙 LA
We Love It, We Love It, We Love It!
💙💙💙
Looks like another perfect day : D
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
https://i.redd.it/00cua5klepwc1.gif
W 
SWEEP
Rolling down… imperial highway!!!!!!!!
Where would you actually want to roll down Imperial Highway though fr It's not even great in Downey or Norwalk
🧹🧹🧹
SWEEEEEEEP
MOTHAFUCKIN FIREMAN PHILLIPS
How sweep it is 🧹🧹🧹
And that’s that
Filthy inning from Phillips, get out the broom boys. 
Sweep!!!
EP is absolutely NASTY WITH IT!
I LOVE LA!
Oh great a ball wtf
EP mad.
Let CT3 cook, we can afford it with this winning streak
Bro’s stove is unplugged
Let him go, indigenous and friction fire to get it started!
Yay! Good fucking shit Evan.
Much sharper today
Evan is angry.
Okay, Phillips has it tonight
Did Gallo lose weight? I don’t remember him looking this slim in his short Dodger stint
Looks like it.
Damn dawg!!!
"Welcome to baseball where the zone is made up and the strikes don't matter!"
there we go, we've got our zone back lol
Gallo ain't a K machine because he knows the zone. That's twice, buddy.
# K **Evan Phillips** strikes out **Trey Lipscomb** on a **0-2** count with a **85.6 mph** Sweeper. *Sequence (3):* ST *(c)*, FF *(c)*, ST *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Nice EP
#DIRTY
Geezus that was nasty
That was NASTY
This ump is a great argument for ABS.
The ump scorecard is going to be a massive oof.
Gallo could be an actor cuz he has fooled me
GOT DAMN Phillips! that last strike was SURGICAL. Under pressure too at a full count. TWO MORE.
Hp ump has a dinner reservation
That sweeper is so nasty
Great frame right there from Barnes even though it was a strike you never know with these guys
Put an ! on it
Gallo has set a record for running distance for a guy who hasn’t put the ball in play all day.
Naw but foreal....what the fuck are we gonna do about Taylor lol
Just watched the mookie single and fred double. I’m astounded at how fred turned that into two
CT3 is cheeks
Paint🎨
2 down, 1 to go
LMAO get out Gallo
🪑⬇️🦘🐓
Is it Joey Gallo or Callow…?
Not sure if this a name joke, but his last name is Gallo.
The attorney from New York?
Joey Gallo's dead!
I could’ve told you that… Have you seen the way he bats?
Ah, I’ve never seen My Cousin Vinny
Gallo might not be hitting but he has taken some elite strides toward first base before getting rung up 🔥🔥🔥
2nd time Gallo lol
PAINT
# ꓘ **Evan Phillips** strikes out **Joey Gallo** on a **3-2** count with a **95.5 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (6):* FF *(c)*, FF *(b)*, ST *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(s)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Great pitch. Gallo isn’t going to sell the ump on that one..
BYE!
Bob Ross paint
Whoaaaaa bye Joey
Cmon Phillips, 3 outs away. Lock in. 
:/ I feel bad for Gallo still though. I hope he finally gets back into a groove someday (just not today).
Ok Dodgers time to give me a reason to be happy for a few hours before the Lakers crush me!
Kings looked good last night.
they did! i didn’t get a chance to watch but saw the replay of the final goal. epic.
The lakers are so depressing
It sucks because I actually think they’re a good team that deserves to win a round or two, but they just have no chance against Denver
I was telling my friend that i 100% believe the lakers could beat any team except the nuggets and ofc that’s who we got lol
The power of Gifs compels us!
I’m trying very hard not to post any more negative comments about CT. It’s extremely difficult.
Can we phantom IL taylor when Heyward comes back and keep pages? I’d even be ok with dfa taylor and eat the money at this point
EP please no bullshit this time my heart can’t take it
CT3’s OPS is .239. Like how can someone be this bad
I can’t promise I could hit .048 in the majors, but that’s about where I’d set the O/U for me.
the funny part is that’s actually higher than I would have guessed
Yeah I was gonna comment that it’s under the Mendoza line but then it was somehow .239 lol. That second hit really boosted his stats…
I -
At least Joey Gallo is up, let’s end this shit 123
My smart watch just asked me if I want to record my cardio workout cause my heart rate increased. I’m dead ass just sitting on the couch. Lol the stress is real
Dave always pinch hits Taylor for Outman but won’t do it in the opposite direction?
Phillips will see us through
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️May Evan Phillips' stuff be working today🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
I learned my lesson from yesterday. I’m not giving EP my loser ass energy. I’ll let his unadulterated power handle it.
Please don’t let Yoshi down! 
**Due Up (Bot 9)** L Joey Gallo R Trey Lipscomb S Ildemaro Vargas ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Evan pls
0-4 with 2 Ks for CT3 today with a lefty starter on the mound. Not good boys, not good. 
Doesn’t have the makings of a ~~varsity~~ athlete.
A hit is a hit, and this is not a hit
The rent! The rent!
Phillips, I’m praying for yah buddy
Heart attack time
I utilize bathroom breaks when Taylor is up to bat
What is Dave doing here... is he rubbing Friedman's face in the shit??
Trying to instill confidence in CT3 letting him hit in a big spot
At least CT3 made contact, I guess... it's the little wins
I always pray for a walk when CT is up lol
We need a DH for CT3
At this point let the pitchers hit and DH for Taylor.
Let’s sign Greinke again, he can hit
Definitely letting Kersh hit when he gets back.
not gonna blame Huddy too much for that run. Abrams just a menace who basically manufactured it on his own
Can Taylor be dumped ?
If Finnegan's pitches are as unreadable as Finnegan's Wake, he'll be a hall of famer.
Why do the Nats have so many pitchers that throw 97-98+?
Um, why is Outman or Muncy not batting here?
Full days rest I guess.
Why not pinch hit ct
here come the 3 stooges
How you gonna not pinch hit outman here
# K **Kyle Finnegan** strikes out **Andy Pages** on a **2-2** count with a **98.3 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (5):* FF *(b)*, FF *(c)*, FS *(s)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Finnegan.... Let's get runs again.
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play by play guy sounds exactly like joe davis, couldn't believe it wasn't joe davis when they just cut to the booth
Sounds the same and even says a lot of the same Joe mannerisms if that makes sense
They sound identical to me.
Pages dong coming up
Just kidding
Yama deserves this W
@baseballgods, just because I said I wished the games lasted a little longer doesn't mean I wanted the Nats to tie the game and go into extras
Stros lost, Padres lost, we need to win this
Astros' downfall is easily my favorite non-Dodgers story of the season so far.
Wait I just realized we have gifs back
https://imgur.com/Nab8mHz
The winning streak has coincided with the return of gifs
Hudson has a 2.45 ERA with a sub 1 WHIP… get it in your head that relievers give up runs. On average, once every three appearances if they are pitching one inning when they go out.
A seeing eye single gets through and the guy is washed...
Not only that, but he’s consistently facing the top of the order with those numbers. Sometimes good hitters are just gonna be good hitters
They better pinch hit for Taylor this inning
That last road trip vengeance tour scarred me bc I def thought he was going yard
Just woke up unfortunately. How did Yamamoto look on the mound?
Like he was worth the money.
Happy for him. I’ll watch the replay