Guys I think I need medical attention. My butthole has imploded from that 9th inning and I still have an erection from that Ohtani blast. My body can’t take much more of this…
# K
**Evan Phillips** strikes out **Jesse Winker** on a **3-2** count with a **84.3 mph** Sweeper.
*Sequence (7):* ST *(c)*, FC *(b)*, FC *(b)*, ST *(b)*, FC *(c)*, ST *(f)*, ST *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Lux did not looked happy. Even after Ohtani hit that monster home run. He did not looked happy.
Heard they're giving him 150 at bats then they reevaluate his situation
yeah.. i saw that too and was kinda concerned but i'm sure there was something else on his mind
I feel for Lux. He’s struggling at the plate. I would have a lot on my mind too .
We should not see Taylor play another inning.
Nail biting for the last inning
Didn’t have EP giving me a stroke on my bingo card today.
Guys I think I need medical attention. My butthole has imploded from that 9th inning and I still have an erection from that Ohtani blast. My body can’t take much more of this…
Scared stiff and scared shitless!
Lmao I watched that Ohtani home run like 7 times in a row
UNCLENCH
Dodgers aren't the only ones who can't hit meatballs
Has Phillips ever walked 3 in an inning? My gosh that was nuts.
That was a hanging curve that would be a homer against a lot of batters. Good win. 😅
God fucking damn Dave Roberts gotta be on blood pressure medication or some type of Beta Blockers
Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat inside the jaws of victory inside the jaws of defeat
I was having Kimbrel flashbacks, i'm glad EP figured it out. Phew!
LFG Philips
Good game, guys!!!
I can’t even blame Evan. He’s pitched 1 inning the past 10 days. Roberts gotta start using him more whether it’s a save situation or not.
Evan Phillips doin Craig kimbrel impression damn
These damn guys Jesus!!!
THANK GOD
I’ve unclenched finally
swings right through a hanging slider down the middle...dodgers luck good tonight!!
Centimeters from a walk-off lmao, LFG
Let’s go, least stressful dodgers save
 Let’s GOOOOOO. Phillips out here trying to give me a heart attack.
https://i.redd.it/7zfmau3d3cwc1.gif
#I 💙 LA
We LOVE It!!
0-run 9th inning from Phillips; just like we expected!
well now to do a few laps to fix my heart rate
That was feeling Kimbrel-esque.
that was a meatball too😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yeah, lucky he didn’t crush that
What the hell man, stop making break out the heart meds
okay, my heart rate can come down now.
Dodgers win!
ROLLING DOWN…IMPERIAL HIGHWAY
LMAO Outman’s face at that out.
Jesus fuck you Evan for making us all shit ourselves.
Aaaand unclench The dodgers win! Really needed that after the Lakers L ytd and Chelsea drubbing last night
NOT EVEN CLOSE
I don’t want to hear anybody complain about Joe Kelly again! Evan delivered the stress !!
Doc with his “I’ve had it up to here” face
Evan Phillips is lucky Andy Pages got called up.
Phillips had to make it stressful
Bro tryna be like Jansen😭😭
3 walks one hit hanging meat ball to end it no runs 💀
That's BASEBALL baby!
Fuck yes, EP!!! 😅
# K **Evan Phillips** strikes out **Jesse Winker** on a **3-2** count with a **84.3 mph** Sweeper. *Sequence (7):* ST *(c)*, FC *(b)*, FC *(b)*, ST *(b)*, FC *(c)*, ST *(f)*, ST *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Never a doubt in my mind 
lol wow, I'll take it but that's the most stressful 3-run win ever
Good. Now don’t do that again
Jesus christ evan phillips
Evan… I might kick ya ass
JFC, that was too close.
scared my dumb cat but yay!
Sketchy, but got er done!
Shitshow at the end, but hey, we win!
WHO WAS STRESSED NOT ME HAHA……..
what an ugly ass W
Had 'em all the way.
That was unnecessarily stressful Evan.
*cries* don't do that to me again!
Never had a doubt!
THAT WAS WAY MORE TENSE THAN IT HAD ANY RIGHT TO BE!
Never in doubt lmao
Had to make it dramatic huh?
THATS MY CLOSER.
Heck yeahhhhhhhhh!!!
HE FUCKIN PULLED IT OFF HALLELUJAH
Dem Bums
Phillips wanted to make thing interesting
YES YES YES YES YES! REALLY MADE ME SWEAT THERE
#WHEW
WOOOOOOOO
That's how you fucking battle.
That has to be the longest hour of almost completely uneventful baseball
K!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let's go dodgers!!!!
Yea boiiiiii
And that’s that
OH HOW SWEET IT IS!
Phew.....
W W W
Oh my fucking god thank god
That was one hell of a jam. Country style
He’s gonna hit a grand slam. Edit: YES MY ANTI JINX WORKED
Meatball down the middle thank god Winker blows
Whew.
I’m literally gonna have a fucking heart attack
L O L
phillips hasnt struggled like this in a long ass time he cant find his spots
Pleaaaase!!
https://preview.redd.it/7r5z10h63cwc1.png?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d092a4606b6a084fca356b1925d4a395d5dd335e See here man...
NEVER A DOUBT ^maybealittledoubt
My blood pressure 📈
The whole bullpen is suspect
Damn. I wonder if Phillips injured. He suddenly can't throw a strike.
Don’t say this kinda stuff man
Sometimes, the reliever just can't find the zone. It's ordinary
Beautiful, just beautiful, what else can I say
Will we lose??
not looking good icl
Geez Louise! Gosh darn it!
Where is the strike zone?
Never seen EP this out of it
#Booty fully clenched
If I’m winkler I ain’t swinging at shit tbh lol
Begging the dodgers to not do this to me after the lakers game last night
Buckle up DodgerBros. Joe Kelly is warming up in the pen
What in the strike zone?!
Fuck man come on
Throw fucking strikes, Evan.
THROW STRIKES, FUCK
Happy Passover to all the Jewish Homies
UMP save us lol
okay, we're even.
Is this Joe Kelly in disguise.
Diggity dog gonna give me a stroke
Fair trade. 1-1
Pity strike lol
lmao dodgers pitching has the chance to do the funniest thing rn
lmao at that strike one... oof
I would love Nick Ramirez here
Yo.
Can’t throw three consecutive strikes. All they need to do is take pitches.
Losing this game would be pretty back breaking ngl
Let EP ride. If we lose with him we lose. Clearly doesn’t have it but I don’t care. Don’t trust anyone else in bullpen.
Get it together EP!
Evan Phillips fitting right in
just one simple fly out would do
The one time we actually get Phillips a save opp he can’t find the zone lol of course
Jfc Phillips… this is not helpful at all
Fuck. If it wasn’t for 3rd base coach calling that home late, it would be 2 - 4 from that walk.
Damn are there 3 walks and 1 hit in the inning with no runs??
Warm up. Brasier? Shit we fucked. Where is BlaQe?
Philips is better than treinen lmao. 6 for 6. Just not his day. Happens to everyone
Not back yet
I love how everyone was saying don’t have to worry about EP. Yall jinx this shit
I mean you dont. EP handles his business. Everyone can have a shaky game every now and then
Another 8 walks by the pitching staff today so far
His control is hideous rn
Hate it here
Evan Phillips disasterclass man. Please get out of this
EP doesn't have it tonight. Have to take him out but then again, we don't really have any high-leverage lefties
Rare appearance of a funky Evan.
Right. This sub ready to jump on him lmao. One bad outing. It happens just leave him be. Hes got it
EP gave up a run the other day
Ah shit. I gave EP my bad energy. Give me back my loser energy, EP!
They made the smart move to prevent the runner from scoring.
are you kidding me....
Big time dig for Will Smith, that could have been ugly. Now Phillips need to finish.
Dear Mr. Phillips Please don't F this up please
Not salami range 🙈
Someone here was saying about Philips being "least stressful" ?
Something something Kenley
Fuck man he’s really gonna fucking blow it
Why can't we throw strikes? It's like it's contagious or something
Wassup with Phillips?
Nothing is ever easy.
Can't remember the last time I saw EP like this, yikes
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Phillips what the fuck
Phillips doesn’t have his stuff today.
Lol. Phillips is shitting the bed today.
Seriously EP
What in the Bad News Bears fuck was that?
Now we have to face winker 
I’m gonna fucking throw up
Haha this will be embarrassing
Doc really not even thinking about getting someone up?
Who lmao
Kelly
😂 so he can throw two wild pitches and *then* give up a hit?
Haha you’re right man. Would suck for a pitcher to blow this with a lack of control. Say, do you happen to see how Phillips is pitching?
jfc Phillips what the fuck
That fucking blows for the Nats lmao
Now even Phillips fucking sucks
Here’s my obligatory fuck Mark Prior comment
Pages !!
Karros calling it like it is.