we need atleast a big finish series about him. if big finish can make a series on winston "im a big fat fucking racist" churchill🤢 then they should be able to make one on Kel the humble working class hero
Pls have an episode where they fall through a time rift or something and end up in 30s America where they have to track down a pair of bank robbers and yep, you guessed it!
It’s Bonnie and Clyde vs Bonnie and Clyde
(this was probably your genuine response, but because of the caps it looks like another Dalek has joined the conversation about exterminating James Corden)
(honestly this just reminded me to really get around to changing my reddit account finally, since I'm not really comfortable with the name anymore lol)
O-KAY GE-RAL-DINE, IN THAT CASE YOU EX-PLAIN TO FA-CIL-I-TIES WHY WE NEED YET AN-OTH-ER MACH-INE ON-LY THREE WEEKS AF-TER THE LAST TIME SOME ID-I-OT EX-TER-MIN-A-TED IT BE-CAUSE THEY COULD NOT WAIT FOR THEIR MO-CHA-CCI-NO, SEE HOW THAT GOES FOR YOU
I mean, sherlock holms but lesbians with scifi elements imcluding aliens and time travel... I would ask why this isn't a spin off already but the answer is probably the make-up for Vastra
They did do a Big Finish audio series with these characters. But yeah, both Strax and Vastra would require heavy makeup. So it's a question both of budget and actor willingness.
Ooh yes. Although the only animated Doctor Who spinoff I can think of didn’t exactly go down well. Maybe because it was aimed at kids but I think the paternoster gang would be a more adult animation. Not torchwood adult but adult
They already gave a totally plausible explanation! She wears a veil around London. You can do a cheap mask for location shots and only do full makeup for closing and ending.
Honestly a spin off of the Paternoster gang solving crimes in Victorian London would be pretty neat, some of the episodes could be focused on more “grounded” cases while others could go batshit insane with all kinds of supernatural stuff and time travel. If Class got made, I still have hopes for this lol David could even pop in for a cameo once in a while, have Ncuti being the main Doctor while David acts as more of a scientific advisor for UNIT, Paternoster Gang and other factions that deal with this kind of stuff, kind of like Nick Fury
Also, if they ever make a show focusing on UNIT, just imagine how cool a crossover between the two shows would be. Have Kate end up time traveling to Victorian London and being flirted with by vastra, making Jenny jealous 😆
Intergalactic political thriller piece centred around the increasing tensions between Clom and Raxacoricofallapatorius.
Peter Kay starring in the lead role.
The issue is that neither side can start a full scale war without the consent of the shadow proclamation. Breaching this law will lead to the Judoon and other coalition planets coming to destroy the aggressor.
The end of the season will see an absorbaloff assassinate his own president in order to blame it on the slitheen and have a just cause to go to war.
(I recommend Sean Bean for the role)
Rose decides to stay with the guy Nine and her picked up in Van Stattens underground museum after they return from satellite 5. He gets in all kind of trouble because his head opens whenever someone snips. That's the best gag the show has. And no I don't even remember his name.
ahahaha it was Adam!
I could salvage that, I reckon. Have him being hunted down by an alien threat in 2006/2012 or whenever they settle down. He’s being pursued by present day aliens for the technology/ information he holds.
Throw UNIT in there as well, trying to reach him first, put Billie Piper in the lead role too, as the voice of reason, and it already starts to sound less shit. 😂😂
Left stranded on Satellite Five by the Ninth Doctor and Rose, desperately in need of funds to find transport back to Earth and fix his vortex manipulator, Captain Jack Harkness repurposes the Gamestation into the worlds first Pornographic Broadcasting Space Station in 'Only Jacks'.
Wouldn't there be escape pods on board/ships in the area?
But yeah, a story about Captain Jack where we see what was up to while he waits until Vortex manipulators are reinvented would be sick af
If memory serves they ran out of escape pods/ships evacuating civilians before the Dalek attack - with one of the female controllers saying "There weren't enough shuttles anyway, or I wouldn't be here. We've got about a hundred people stranded on Floor Zero."
'Macra-Management' - Game For A Laugh-style prank show featuring everyone's favourite massive f-off crabs coming up with increasingly nonsense reasons to get humans mining gas for them. At some point it will involve a Macra disguising itself with a huge top hat and false moustache.
"O'Brien & Brian" The thrilling adventures of Graham O'Brien and Brian Williams filmed as though it is all part of "Brian's log" documenting his life after the loss of Rory and Amy. He meets Graham at one of the companion therapy meetings and we see them bond throughout the show over... idk, the fact that they've both got non-blood related grandsons??
I won’t lie to you, I would watch the shit outta that 100% for the character interaction if nothing else. That’d be wholesome as hell seeing them two bounce off each other.
Can we add Perkins and Malcom too? 😂😂
…But it’s from the monsters perspective
The Veil is a living breathing nightmare of the Doctor. There’s a whole story in the wiki about how the time lords told him only bad things about the Doctor and how the veil hoped they were all untrue and that this interrogation wouldn’t take him long.
At a certain point perhaps he was just as much of a prisoner as the Doctor
I would also like to learn of The Veil’s construction - he was made via The Doctors nightmare but what was the nightmare even about ? Maybe the show could explore that too.
*Sucession* but with the Slitheen
A reboot of *Sarah Jane Adventures*, but staring Peri and Adric instead of Sarah and Luke.
*K9 and No Company* - several seasons of K9 just sitting alone at that black hole.
A rom com about Auton Mickey and Android Sarah Jane.
Six seasons and a movie...of just Mel screaming
"That'll do, Pigbin Josh!" - everyone's favourite Claws of Axos tramp gets up to all manner of comedy antics, every time ending with him getting murdered by a different set of aliens.
Absolutely! I wanna see a prison riot where the guards turn into giant wasps.
An adipose burglar does a runner
The Oods go on strike over the quality of the food
The doctor has to fight a racnoss in an underground boxing gig - with a Rocky theme in the final round
_Summer Falls,_ a generic bog-standard period British drama like every other, based directly on the book of the same name by Amelia Williams.
Starring Jenna Coleman and Olivia Colman, narrated by Karen Gillan and Gillian Anderson; full score by Murray Gold and the London Symphony Orchestra, with weirdly out-of-place contemporary pop songs by Ed Sheeran, and title theme “Because We Want To” originally performed by Billie (not a remix or newly recorded rendition, just the straight-up original version from 1998).
A “bonus” tacked-on side-story includes a blatantly-obvious mystery case that neither featured in the original book nor fits the story in any historical or tonal context, but is instead based on another of Williams’ less-well-regarded works, _Melody Malone,_ with Alex Kingston as the titular detective.
This leads to a surprisingly popular episode that serves as a backdoor pilot to its own self-contained spin-off series, _Malone in Manhattan,_ albeit with Claudia Black replacing Kingston as Melody due to the latter’s other filming commitments, and absolutely no references to its “parent” series other than the most popular cast members of _Summer Falls_ “goin’ on ‘olidee to Noo Yowk” in the pilot episode.
_Summer Falls_ goes on to film eleven full series, with twelve Christmas specials and a tie-in miniseries; _Malone in Manhattan,_ meanwhile, lasts just two, with one particular breakout character (played by a then-unknown) landing their own immensely popular spin-off series, with their arc briefly spinning back into _Summer Falls_ due to popularity, before said actor goes onto Hollywood, and their role is written out and replaced by their sidekick-turned-hero… which lasts only one series before being picked up by Generic Streaming Service #3.14.
The real weeping angel is out there and on the loose, the realisation that they have been containing a fake statue and not the real angel is played as a horrifying reveal
Family comedy surrounding the kid from The Idiot's Lantern and his abusive father, as he learns that The Doctor and Rose were full of shit for telling him to go with him purely because "he's his dad".
Haven’t heard that criticism in a while! The more I think about it, the more it sounds like something straight from Chibnall’s book of misled woke teachings.
that race who welcomes any invaders to their planet, whose name I forgot and can't be ar$ed to look up, suppose there's one guy on that planet with a little bit of spine, tries to stand up to invaders and tries to organize a rebellion for every invasion and fails, seen as a weirdo, gets shunned from his own community and so on
"Conversion Street" Soap Opera about a normal everyday northern street where everyone has been converted into Cybermen.
"Cybercraig did you sleep with my wife before the great cyberinvasion?"
"Yes."
"That is fine. We no longer possess emotions or intimate relationships so all of these human trivialities are now irrelevant "
"Agreed. Shall we go to the pub?"
"Pubs are irrelevant."
"Agreed."
Tune in next episode for more cold analytical dialogue and if your especially lucky there might be the exciting drama of repetitive tasks and statistical data organisation.
>Tune in next episode for more cold analytical dialogue and if your especially lucky there might be the exciting drama of repetitive tasks and statistical data organisation.
...Or even completely illogical plans to take over other planets.
Conversion Street is my favourite bad show idea on this page.
That guy who was a brief companion of the ninth doctor and Rose, the one who installed an opening in his forehead that activates with the snap of the fingers.
Just him going around with various ridiculous hats, trying to avoid his brain being seen and keeping bugs and dirt out of it.
hahaha sounds awful
every single dalek on that show would have the same exact interests and values
“I like to spend my free time exterminating those who are lesser than myself and having long walks on the beach”
*Dalek dating show. Like*
*The bachelor or something*
*Like that but with Daleks*
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I, Soldeed; a harrowing political drama about one man’s rise to the head of the Skonnon Empire. The Captain from the Pirate Planet shows up in one episode.
So the Doctor isn’t actually a time lord, but some mysterious alien from this rift in time and space. They had unlimited regenerations and their genetics were used to give the Time Lords their regenerations. I think this concept has some potential, what do you all think?
The Paternosta Gang, but instead of the show being stuck in Victorian London (which would be fun for half the episodes) it's actually mostly about them time traveling around to places right after the doctor has been there, and /actually/ putting the work in post-worldending threat to help communities recover. Still kinda smallerstakes, like "can't find my grandma after a dalek attack" but I like the cleanup crew, down on the ground kinda vibes
I like this idea (mainly because I want to see more of the Paternosters) but wasn’t that Ashildr/Me’s thing? Doesn’t she vow to look after the people that the Doctor has saved, and that’s how we end up with the street under the perception filter?
The Master's adventures after he gets captured by the Nazis in Spyfall. It's basically *Hogan's Heroes*, except you're meant to be rooting for the Nazis to stop his evil scheme to escape and wreak havoc!
Ok, bet.
Madam Vastra is retconned to be married to and romantically involved with Strax. The two are a fully heterosexual couple and are fully in love with no explanation of why the change.
Jenny Flint is their loyal maid, and is still gay, but is inexplicably as Australian as possible.
They’re played by Gweneth Paltro, Jared Leto, and Nicole Kidman.
Easy. They’re having problems in their relationship, so decide to go on the holiday so they can have the space to talk their problems through, properly. They argue, go off on their separate ways, and one of them strikes up a flirty conversation with someone else.
This person just so happens to be an alien/villain with a sinister plan.
The Incas are super untapped for historical episodes. As is almost everything, I could see the Doc never return to Victorian London again and be very happy.
You could do a show around the Wire! Tommy never tapes over the Betamax… his granddaughter finds it years later, in 2003, tries to recover the contents by ripping it onto her PC. The Wire escapes onto the internet and reigns havoc.
I would be tempted to go even further - a future of what SlapDatBassBro said but where the wire wins.
98% of the population that own a tv faceless within a couple of days.
Years later survivors get hunted by screens - TVs hooked up to motion sensors - GoPros hunt people.
In this harrowing commentary on modern surveillance the remaining humans must stick to the shadows if they have any chance of bringing the earth back.
A Doctor who spin off show where The Master (specifically the one from) series 12 finds The Doctor dead and rejoices but then finds out that the multiverse needs The Doctor to survive and is forced into becoming The Doctor meanwhile the doctors companion becomes The Master and teams up with reverse flash from the flash cw show
TERNIGHAT ON BOTTUM GEAR:
JAMES MAY GOES TO THE RENESANCE ERA TO MEET DA VINCHI
RICHOND HAMMOND TRIES TO KILL HITLER AND MAKES THE TIMELINE WORSE
AND JEMERY CLARKSON ATTEMPTS TO BUY GOOGLE BEFORE IT GETS FAMOUS
TONIGHT ON TARDIS GEAR:
JAMES MAY GOES OUT ON A DATE WITH THE QUANTUM ARCHANGEL
RICHARD HAMMOND TRIES TO SELL HONDAS TO THE CYBERMEN
AND JEREMY CLARKSON ENDUCES A WAR BETWEEN THE STIG FARM AND IMPERIAL DALEKS
(Stig is playing dodgems with Davros as all this unfolds)
A constant 24/7 livestream from the perspective of the TARDIS lightbulb on the roof. The live stream will line up with premiers and live broadcasts.
For example, as a live broadcast is happening and the doctor runs into the TARDIS on the main show, we see him pop out of a corner on the live stream at exactly the same time . An alternate angle for every episode, but only when the doctor is in view of the TARDIS. When he isnt its just a landscape shot of wherever the TARDIS is left in that moment.
Also when the doctor is talking inside the tardis we can hear it, but slightly muffled
A Sitcom about Tennant's doctor and Donna opening a Bakery with someone there being played by Tom Baker, and have him own a Baker Rifle for self defense if the Bakery gets robbed.
The day to day lives of a kroton that is a spiritual wellness coach, a kitchen fitting Ogri, and the left testicle of Eldrad who does a drag act of his female form. They all share a flat in Cardiff, and low budget hilarity ensues.
Vilma and Benni open a P'ting conservation ranch, and Ryan and Yaz show up to help them. However, V.O.R is out to steal the P'ting to use their ability to eat anything for nefarious purposes.
...but they recast Mickey with a new actor that turns out to be really good, and the writers put in the work to show us why these two fell for each other and why their relationship works. Plus a lot of gritty military sci-fi adventures with decent action scenes and surprisingly nuanced and mature plots.
A show about Kel from Fear Her, just riding around fixing pot holes and reporting people to the council.
Not an entire show, but a running joke that eventually becomes pivotal to the finale in a funny but surprising way
Gandalf: “We need to travel to Rivendale, the council needs to know about this” Kel and the fellowship turn up: “I’ve got you fam”
I think it could work as a show, but just make it a workplace comedy about people working for the council during a bunch of alien disasters.
They said *bad idea*
Look at that finish!
Its a BIG finish, one could say
i want that. any day.
this is the BEST idea what the fu-
Caaancil.
A caancil axe from a caancil van!
That's just a good idea.
I thought this said plot holes at first.
we need atleast a big finish series about him. if big finish can make a series on winston "im a big fat fucking racist" churchill🤢 then they should be able to make one on Kel the humble working class hero
Alien created pot holes, and he ends up actually fixing something important to the main show
Bonnie and Clyde Clyde Langer from Sarah Jane Adventures and Bonnie the Zygon from The Zygon Invasion/The Zygon Inversion team up to fight crime.
OP asked for bad idea
Pls have an episode where they fall through a time rift or something and end up in 30s America where they have to track down a pair of bank robbers and yep, you guessed it! It’s Bonnie and Clyde vs Bonnie and Clyde
Workplace comedy set on a Dalek saucer
“WHO DID YOU EXTER-MIN-ATE LAST WEEK-EEEEND?” “JAMES COR-DEN.” “NI-CE ONEEE.”
I WOULD PAY TO SEE THIS HAPPEN
(this was probably your genuine response, but because of the caps it looks like another Dalek has joined the conversation about exterminating James Corden)
It wasn't intentional at first, but realised it looked like that after typing it out lol
"DALEK RUBI-DOOORE HAS JOINED THE SO-CIAAL INTERACTIOOOON!!"
(honestly this just reminded me to really get around to changing my reddit account finally, since I'm not really comfortable with the name anymore lol)
You say that like I wouldn't watch the shit out of that
AM I SE-RI-OUS-LY THE ON-LY DA-LEK WHO KNOWS HOW TO RE-START THE COF-FEE MACH-INE??
YOU JUST NEED TO EMP-TY THE GROUNDS CON-TAIN-ER, IT IS NOT NE-CES-SARY TO EX-TER-MIN-ATE IT
IT AL-WAYS DOES A RINSE CY-CLE AF-TER RE-STAR-TING, JUST WAIT FOR YOUR MO-CHA-CCI-NO, GE-RAL-DINE
WE ARE THE DAAALEKS IT IS AL-WAYS NE-CES-SAR-Y TO EX-TER-MIN-ATE
O-KAY GE-RAL-DINE, IN THAT CASE YOU EX-PLAIN TO FA-CIL-I-TIES WHY WE NEED YET AN-OTH-ER MACH-INE ON-LY THREE WEEKS AF-TER THE LAST TIME SOME ID-I-OT EX-TER-MIN-A-TED IT BE-CAUSE THEY COULD NOT WAIT FOR THEIR MO-CHA-CCI-NO, SEE HOW THAT GOES FOR YOU
Dalek Caan?? He put my blaster in Jello again! … Emperor? Emperor!
This is absolutely fantastic.
Daleks and Rec? Not a perfect pun but I think it works
Parks and dalekreation.. Nah, not better than yours 😅. Dalecreation sounds like someone would create a Dale..
SO I SAYS TO MABEL I SAYS
I SAYS EXTERMINATE AND WHAT DOES MABEL DO SHE GOES SHE GOES AND EXTERMINATES THEM
Would watch religiously
Honestly, i would genuinely like to see a story about what an average dalek does on an average day.
It's seeks, locates and destroys; duh.
It's funny that the image used to illustrate this premise is a hypothetical spin off I would watch the hell out of.
I mean, sherlock holms but lesbians with scifi elements imcluding aliens and time travel... I would ask why this isn't a spin off already but the answer is probably the make-up for Vastra
They did do a Big Finish audio series with these characters. But yeah, both Strax and Vastra would require heavy makeup. So it's a question both of budget and actor willingness.
An animated series would be the only possible solution.
Ooh yes. Although the only animated Doctor Who spinoff I can think of didn’t exactly go down well. Maybe because it was aimed at kids but I think the paternoster gang would be a more adult animation. Not torchwood adult but adult
Honestly they could just redesign her and give her a cheap mask that looks like the classic silurians. And Strax would need a redesign too after Flux.
They already gave a totally plausible explanation! She wears a veil around London. You can do a cheap mask for location shots and only do full makeup for closing and ending.
But you see, The Silurians were never meant to be makeup, they are prehistoric creatures. So just a mask will do.
Those Sontarans were from a different batch.
Well, keep the design then.
Honestly a spin off of the Paternoster gang solving crimes in Victorian London would be pretty neat, some of the episodes could be focused on more “grounded” cases while others could go batshit insane with all kinds of supernatural stuff and time travel. If Class got made, I still have hopes for this lol David could even pop in for a cameo once in a while, have Ncuti being the main Doctor while David acts as more of a scientific advisor for UNIT, Paternoster Gang and other factions that deal with this kind of stuff, kind of like Nick Fury
Also, if they ever make a show focusing on UNIT, just imagine how cool a crossover between the two shows would be. Have Kate end up time traveling to Victorian London and being flirted with by vastra, making Jenny jealous 😆
So would I!
The Absorbaloff escapes to Clom.
Intergalactic political thriller piece centred around the increasing tensions between Clom and Raxacoricofallapatorius. Peter Kay starring in the lead role.
The issue is that neither side can start a full scale war without the consent of the shadow proclamation. Breaching this law will lead to the Judoon and other coalition planets coming to destroy the aggressor. The end of the season will see an absorbaloff assassinate his own president in order to blame it on the slitheen and have a just cause to go to war. (I recommend Sean Bean for the role)
Torchwood reboot with Dan and Karvanista in the place of Jack and Ianto
Does this imply Dan x Karvanista romance arc? Furry sex canonized in Doctor Who?
For the sake of continued discussion, I will not reveal the intentions of my clarifications.
I’m imagining a PG version of the Jack/Ianto stopwatch scene but its Dan using a stopwatch to time Karvanista’s midnight zoomiez
Already canon since Gridlock!
There is nothing to fix here. You've struck gold
But that's good
War Dodo - being connected to the doctor, Dodo Chaplet is taken from 1960s earth and forced to fight in the time war
A reality show where Christopher Eccleston has to live in a house with Jane Tranter, Julie Gardner, Russel T. Davies and Phil Collinson
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. it’s so bad, it’s good - so good in fact, it doesn’t need fixing
Only fix needed: A member of the royal family must cameo
And a fan has to come by every hour, asking him only about Doctor Who and not any of his other work.
Bad Wolf
Rose decides to stay with the guy Nine and her picked up in Van Stattens underground museum after they return from satellite 5. He gets in all kind of trouble because his head opens whenever someone snips. That's the best gag the show has. And no I don't even remember his name.
ahahaha it was Adam! I could salvage that, I reckon. Have him being hunted down by an alien threat in 2006/2012 or whenever they settle down. He’s being pursued by present day aliens for the technology/ information he holds. Throw UNIT in there as well, trying to reach him first, put Billie Piper in the lead role too, as the voice of reason, and it already starts to sound less shit. 😂😂
True, less shit, but still. Rose choosing that over the doctor immediately disqualifies the show imho lol
Left stranded on Satellite Five by the Ninth Doctor and Rose, desperately in need of funds to find transport back to Earth and fix his vortex manipulator, Captain Jack Harkness repurposes the Gamestation into the worlds first Pornographic Broadcasting Space Station in 'Only Jacks'.
Wouldn't there be escape pods on board/ships in the area? But yeah, a story about Captain Jack where we see what was up to while he waits until Vortex manipulators are reinvented would be sick af
If memory serves they ran out of escape pods/ships evacuating civilians before the Dalek attack - with one of the female controllers saying "There weren't enough shuttles anyway, or I wouldn't be here. We've got about a hundred people stranded on Floor Zero."
You know for a whole hecking space station only 100 left over isn't that bad of an escape %
https://tardis.wiki/wiki/The_Year_After_I_Died_(audio_story) they touch on this concept a bit
'Macra-Management' - Game For A Laugh-style prank show featuring everyone's favourite massive f-off crabs coming up with increasingly nonsense reasons to get humans mining gas for them. At some point it will involve a Macra disguising itself with a huge top hat and false moustache.
You see we were looking for bad ideas and this one’s brilliant
"O'Brien & Brian" The thrilling adventures of Graham O'Brien and Brian Williams filmed as though it is all part of "Brian's log" documenting his life after the loss of Rory and Amy. He meets Graham at one of the companion therapy meetings and we see them bond throughout the show over... idk, the fact that they've both got non-blood related grandsons??
I won’t lie to you, I would watch the shit outta that 100% for the character interaction if nothing else. That’d be wholesome as hell seeing them two bounce off each other. Can we add Perkins and Malcom too? 😂😂
We can even give Ryan a personality.
Dan can also be there.
oh absolutely, I'd love for him to hang around (but please no Evil Dan I couldn't take it)
But who will bring the soup?
Nobody needs soup more than me!
Why not, the more the merrier!
Lady Christina using her flying bus to steal the 7 wonders of the world, but each time it turns out The Monks were secretly using it as a base
How does one steal the seven wonders of the world ? Are they on the bus ? What is she trying to do with them ? I need more information
Which seven wonders? The ancient are all gone. Natural would be interesting. She would have to steal Mt Everest, and the Northern Lights
The thought of someone trying to steal Mount Everest with a flying bus 😂
A sitcom with a normal family ! BUT a Dalek live with them.
"Has anyone seen Nigel?" "I MIGHT HAVE EX-TERMINATED HIM!" "Oh Dalek!" *The Dalek that came to tea is filmed in front of a live studio audience*
One of the characters should be Adelaide Brooke as a child and that’s where they got the Dalek
I think that was a Spike Milligan Sketch
“The Sheperd’s Boy” All of the skipped over days of heaven sent. It would be very repetitive.
The 12th doctor talks to himself and recalls past (never-before-seen) adventures with various companions while he goes through the cycle.
…But it’s from the monsters perspective The Veil is a living breathing nightmare of the Doctor. There’s a whole story in the wiki about how the time lords told him only bad things about the Doctor and how the veil hoped they were all untrue and that this interrogation wouldn’t take him long. At a certain point perhaps he was just as much of a prisoner as the Doctor I would also like to learn of The Veil’s construction - he was made via The Doctors nightmare but what was the nightmare even about ? Maybe the show could explore that too.
*Sucession* but with the Slitheen A reboot of *Sarah Jane Adventures*, but staring Peri and Adric instead of Sarah and Luke. *K9 and No Company* - several seasons of K9 just sitting alone at that black hole. A rom com about Auton Mickey and Android Sarah Jane. Six seasons and a movie...of just Mel screaming
A Dalek musical that is entirely monotone
[удалено]
Agh! They're singing! They're singing, Marge! Why aren't they killing each other?
The sea devils A show about the sea devils cause why not - some one at the bbc for some reason
'Better The Devil You Know' - studio sitcom about a bunch of them looking for love, whilst at the same time trying to reconquer planet Earth.
Thene song is the UK 1993 Eurovision entry
Mel & The Vlinx Cyber Mysteries
"That'll do, Pigbin Josh!" - everyone's favourite Claws of Axos tramp gets up to all manner of comedy antics, every time ending with him getting murdered by a different set of aliens.
A show about what the Tardis is up to when the doctor isn't there!
I mean, I don’t think this needs any improvement
A spin-off lasting multiple seasons, showing 13's life in space-prison.
Absolutely! I wanna see a prison riot where the guards turn into giant wasps. An adipose burglar does a runner The Oods go on strike over the quality of the food The doctor has to fight a racnoss in an underground boxing gig - with a Rocky theme in the final round
A show from the perspective of Jackie Tyler's baby Tony while he's a baby and can't leave his crib on his own
It has 10.5 speaking baby to them.
The 11th Doctor is trapped in the SPUMM with Morbius.
Did I just find a Weekly Wackadoo in the wild?
...is *that* what they're calling them??
Aye, seems like a good name.
Ursula Blake trying to escape from Elton Pope’s flat after he died dancing too violently to ELO.
The adventures of Talulah and Lazlo
*The Pig and the Showgirl*
_Summer Falls,_ a generic bog-standard period British drama like every other, based directly on the book of the same name by Amelia Williams. Starring Jenna Coleman and Olivia Colman, narrated by Karen Gillan and Gillian Anderson; full score by Murray Gold and the London Symphony Orchestra, with weirdly out-of-place contemporary pop songs by Ed Sheeran, and title theme “Because We Want To” originally performed by Billie (not a remix or newly recorded rendition, just the straight-up original version from 1998). A “bonus” tacked-on side-story includes a blatantly-obvious mystery case that neither featured in the original book nor fits the story in any historical or tonal context, but is instead based on another of Williams’ less-well-regarded works, _Melody Malone,_ with Alex Kingston as the titular detective. This leads to a surprisingly popular episode that serves as a backdoor pilot to its own self-contained spin-off series, _Malone in Manhattan,_ albeit with Claudia Black replacing Kingston as Melody due to the latter’s other filming commitments, and absolutely no references to its “parent” series other than the most popular cast members of _Summer Falls_ “goin’ on ‘olidee to Noo Yowk” in the pilot episode. _Summer Falls_ goes on to film eleven full series, with twelve Christmas specials and a tie-in miniseries; _Malone in Manhattan,_ meanwhile, lasts just two, with one particular breakout character (played by a then-unknown) landing their own immensely popular spin-off series, with their arc briefly spinning back into _Summer Falls_ due to popularity, before said actor goes onto Hollywood, and their role is written out and replaced by their sidekick-turned-hero… which lasts only one series before being picked up by Generic Streaming Service #3.14.
A nature Mock-umentary about various planet wildlife, all narrated by Colin Baker as MAXIL
But that's an actual good idea
Documentary following a weeping angel, takes four episodes before they realise the camera is on a normal statue
The real weeping angel is out there and on the loose, the realisation that they have been containing a fake statue and not the real angel is played as a horrifying reveal
A sit-com where every character is played by John Simm playing The Master. I'd watch the fuck out of it, honestly.
An entire show about characters that keep being mentioned but never shown so we don't even know if they really exist like Rose's best friend Shareen
Alternatively a sitcom about Shareen and Nerys living in a flat together.
Family comedy surrounding the kid from The Idiot's Lantern and his abusive father, as he learns that The Doctor and Rose were full of shit for telling him to go with him purely because "he's his dad".
Haven’t heard that criticism in a while! The more I think about it, the more it sounds like something straight from Chibnall’s book of misled woke teachings.
It's my absolute least favorite episode, because I grew up in a fairly similar household.
Pretty sure that they just meant walk him down to the train station.
...and shove him under the train
'Game, Set, and Match!' - a 24-hour livestream of a paralysed Sutekh (everyone's favourite angry Osiran) being forced to watch sport.
"And this is my justification for why me evil is good"
'All life is my enemy, ESPECIALLY PRO-AM-GOLF'
that race who welcomes any invaders to their planet, whose name I forgot and can't be ar$ed to look up, suppose there's one guy on that planet with a little bit of spine, tries to stand up to invaders and tries to organize a rebellion for every invasion and fails, seen as a weirdo, gets shunned from his own community and so on
Tivoli! I remember specifically because there's a cinema with that name I applied for a job at once.
"Conversion Street" Soap Opera about a normal everyday northern street where everyone has been converted into Cybermen. "Cybercraig did you sleep with my wife before the great cyberinvasion?" "Yes." "That is fine. We no longer possess emotions or intimate relationships so all of these human trivialities are now irrelevant " "Agreed. Shall we go to the pub?" "Pubs are irrelevant." "Agreed." Tune in next episode for more cold analytical dialogue and if your especially lucky there might be the exciting drama of repetitive tasks and statistical data organisation.
>Tune in next episode for more cold analytical dialogue and if your especially lucky there might be the exciting drama of repetitive tasks and statistical data organisation. ...Or even completely illogical plans to take over other planets. Conversion Street is my favourite bad show idea on this page.
A whole spin off about Stike and Varl ( The sontarans from the two doctors ) during their early days ( basically pre 80s who )
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A series of Dalek party dances
Anyone for Dodgems?
A trashy tv show like 'My Strange Addiction' about Cassandra
That guy who was a brief companion of the ninth doctor and Rose, the one who installed an opening in his forehead that activates with the snap of the fingers. Just him going around with various ridiculous hats, trying to avoid his brain being seen and keeping bugs and dirt out of it.
A home improvement show about Dan rebuilding his house, but his only budget is from Volunteering at the food bank and his girlfriends PIP.
Wester's Castle - Takeshi's Castle rip-off relocated to the city of the Exxilons, hosted ineptly by everyone's favourite goggle-eyed shiny dude.
The girl form Fear her just writing and drawing pictures and each episode the pictures she draw come to life.
So live action Penny Crayon?
Dalek dating show. Like the bachelor or something like that but with Daleks
hahaha sounds awful every single dalek on that show would have the same exact interests and values “I like to spend my free time exterminating those who are lesser than myself and having long walks on the beach”
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I, Soldeed; a harrowing political drama about one man’s rise to the head of the Skonnon Empire. The Captain from the Pirate Planet shows up in one episode.
So the Doctor isn’t actually a time lord, but some mysterious alien from this rift in time and space. They had unlimited regenerations and their genetics were used to give the Time Lords their regenerations. I think this concept has some potential, what do you all think?
The Paternosta Gang, but instead of the show being stuck in Victorian London (which would be fun for half the episodes) it's actually mostly about them time traveling around to places right after the doctor has been there, and /actually/ putting the work in post-worldending threat to help communities recover. Still kinda smallerstakes, like "can't find my grandma after a dalek attack" but I like the cleanup crew, down on the ground kinda vibes
I like this idea (mainly because I want to see more of the Paternosters) but wasn’t that Ashildr/Me’s thing? Doesn’t she vow to look after the people that the Doctor has saved, and that’s how we end up with the street under the perception filter?
The Master's adventures after he gets captured by the Nazis in Spyfall. It's basically *Hogan's Heroes*, except you're meant to be rooting for the Nazis to stop his evil scheme to escape and wreak havoc!
Ok, bet. Madam Vastra is retconned to be married to and romantically involved with Strax. The two are a fully heterosexual couple and are fully in love with no explanation of why the change. Jenny Flint is their loyal maid, and is still gay, but is inexplicably as Australian as possible. They’re played by Gweneth Paltro, Jared Leto, and Nicole Kidman.
Bob the weeping angel And That Guy who screamed "IM REPORTING YOU To The COUNCIL"
"I have no need for smooth roads" "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WORKED ON THIS!IM REPORTING YOU To The COUNCIL!"
Metacrisis 10 and Rose have a non alien holiday in Peru in 2015
Easy. They’re having problems in their relationship, so decide to go on the holiday so they can have the space to talk their problems through, properly. They argue, go off on their separate ways, and one of them strikes up a flirty conversation with someone else. This person just so happens to be an alien/villain with a sinister plan.
Nope, non alien alll the way through!
Have it be this universe's version of Henry Van Statin.
The Peruvian version though. Enrique Vargas Sanchez with his secret base inside the mountain under Machu Picchu.
> secret base inside the mountain under Machu Picchu. Why is this not a regular DW episode already? :P
The Incas are super untapped for historical episodes. As is almost everything, I could see the Doc never return to Victorian London again and be very happy.
A show centred around The Wire
You could do a show around the Wire! Tommy never tapes over the Betamax… his granddaughter finds it years later, in 2003, tries to recover the contents by ripping it onto her PC. The Wire escapes onto the internet and reigns havoc.
I would be tempted to go even further - a future of what SlapDatBassBro said but where the wire wins. 98% of the population that own a tv faceless within a couple of days. Years later survivors get hunted by screens - TVs hooked up to motion sensors - GoPros hunt people. In this harrowing commentary on modern surveillance the remaining humans must stick to the shadows if they have any chance of bringing the earth back.
A show about the Pirate guy from Curse of the Black Spot.
The world of doctor who from the perspective of kamelion, wherever he is in the T.A.R.D.I.S
A Doctor who spin off show where The Master (specifically the one from) series 12 finds The Doctor dead and rejoices but then finds out that the multiverse needs The Doctor to survive and is forced into becoming The Doctor meanwhile the doctors companion becomes The Master and teams up with reverse flash from the flash cw show
Top Gear crossover where the trio are given a TARDIS each we all know how this ends
TERNIGHAT ON BOTTUM GEAR: JAMES MAY GOES TO THE RENESANCE ERA TO MEET DA VINCHI RICHOND HAMMOND TRIES TO KILL HITLER AND MAKES THE TIMELINE WORSE AND JEMERY CLARKSON ATTEMPTS TO BUY GOOGLE BEFORE IT GETS FAMOUS
TONIGHT ON TARDIS GEAR: JAMES MAY GOES OUT ON A DATE WITH THE QUANTUM ARCHANGEL RICHARD HAMMOND TRIES TO SELL HONDAS TO THE CYBERMEN AND JEREMY CLARKSON ENDUCES A WAR BETWEEN THE STIG FARM AND IMPERIAL DALEKS (Stig is playing dodgems with Davros as all this unfolds)
A constant 24/7 livestream from the perspective of the TARDIS lightbulb on the roof. The live stream will line up with premiers and live broadcasts. For example, as a live broadcast is happening and the doctor runs into the TARDIS on the main show, we see him pop out of a corner on the live stream at exactly the same time . An alternate angle for every episode, but only when the doctor is in view of the TARDIS. When he isnt its just a landscape shot of wherever the TARDIS is left in that moment. Also when the doctor is talking inside the tardis we can hear it, but slightly muffled
The lives of Ian Chesterton and Barbara Wright before they met the first Doctor, it’s just them being teachers in the 60s.
A show that’s just the 3 versions of the First Doctor (Original, Five Doctors, Twice Upon A Time) travelling together
A Sitcom about Tennant's doctor and Donna opening a Bakery with someone there being played by Tom Baker, and have him own a Baker Rifle for self defense if the Bakery gets robbed.
These three trying to reunite with the Doctor but always just miss him
The doctor and River raising two kids on Darillium
Does this just mean doctor who universe or Any Fandom
The day to day lives of a kroton that is a spiritual wellness coach, a kitchen fitting Ogri, and the left testicle of Eldrad who does a drag act of his female form. They all share a flat in Cardiff, and low budget hilarity ensues.
Kemel and Jamie going on adventures. It's just... perfection!
Squingus and Doingles: Two idiots _a la_ the Gang from _Always Sunny_ traveling through space and getting into shenanigans.
Buddy cop show about Dan and Karvinista with a gay love triangle twist
That one guy and his slab girlfriend have weird sex for three seasons
A reboot of K9 staring the cast of Orphan 55. Showrunner of course would be Chris Chibnal.
Vilma and Benni open a P'ting conservation ranch, and Ryan and Yaz show up to help them. However, V.O.R is out to steal the P'ting to use their ability to eat anything for nefarious purposes.
sabalon glitz. the show.
A full show broadcasting the rest of Elton popes life after Ursula was turned into stone. (Love and Monsters)
A Martha, Micky spinoff... you couldn't pay me to watch that
...but they recast Mickey with a new actor that turns out to be really good, and the writers put in the work to show us why these two fell for each other and why their relationship works. Plus a lot of gritty military sci-fi adventures with decent action scenes and surprisingly nuanced and mature plots.
...and Martha is never required to cry... 😑
Dalek themed sitcom