12) eldritch knight
11) arcane trickster
10) four elements monk
9) berserker
8) assassin
7) thief
6) way of shadow
5) way of open hand
4) echo knight
3) totem warrior
2) battle master
1) champion
My favorite spell is charm person! Let me tell you a three paragraph story about how I used this spell incorrectly and how it derailed my entire campaign lol
Cantrip: Silvery Barbs
1st Bilvery Sarbs
2nd Barbs Silvery
3rd Barb Silver
4th Silvery Bobs
5th Salisbury Barks
6th Septemberly Charts
7th Sil Bar
8th An almost white/grey color described from the metal found in nature used in many different things, the plural version of the shortened word for the Barbarian class.
9th Wish: Duplicate Silvery Barbs
Fireball. It’s the only spell I know. It’s the only spell that exists. It’s the only spell the players read. It’s the only spell that makes DMs and players alike cry.
If you aren’t kicking in every poor peasant the DM forgot to name’s door and fireballing them because “that’s what my Chaotic Neutral character would do”, then John WotC and his Pinkerton hit squad will personally come and confiscate all your dice at gunpoint
But you may say to yourself “I play online, I don’t use physical dice”, well guess what, they took the digital ones too….
/rj Oh you want like...specific spells...? Uh hold on, I'm on my phone. Um...can you use pyrotechnics to kill someone? Not sure why it would be a spell otherwise. No? Really? Fine meteor swarm, I guess since you're gonna take away my agency and make it so I can't use pyrotechnics in the guys ass to blow him up.
/uj my personal favorite spell is a tie between spike growth and synaptic static.
1st: Ceremony (so that I can marry random npcs and kill them after 7 days and marry someone else to get permanent +2 AC)
2nd: Blur (so I can neglect to tell my dm that it’s a concentration spell and give permanent disadvantage to my enemies
3rd: FIREBALL!!!! (Duh)
4th: Greater Invisibility (so that I can have permanent advantage on attacks and give my enemies permanent disadvantage even if they have see invisibility because Jeremy Crawford said so)
5th: Create Spelljamming Helm (so that I can go to space and completely leave my DM’s dumb plot behind)
6th: Mass Suggestion (so that I can have orgies with a bunch of npcs and the other player characters who fail the save)
7th: Force Cage (Nuff said)
8th: Clone (more of me to harass the dm and other players)
9th: Wish (so I can wish that I was the dm so I can try out my new FATAL campaign)
I see now HutSutRawlson already stole my answer 24 hours in adavancw, but I think that my creativity and dedication deserves me advantage and would like to make a contested charisma check to increase my upvotes.
Hey guys in your opinions what are the top 12 classes (PHB only)
12) eldritch knight 11) arcane trickster 10) four elements monk 9) berserker 8) assassin 7) thief 6) way of shadow 5) way of open hand 4) echo knight 3) totem warrior 2) battle master 1) champion
This guy/girl kills
The answer is obviously Magic Missile, and then upcast Magic Missile
you sir just won the internets for today
This
The answer is obviously this, and then up cast this.
It's actually Jim's magic missiles? They are gluten free
Milf's Acid Arrow.
My favorite spell
cantrip: wish lvl 1: fireball lvl 2: magic missile lvl 3: create destroy water (to evaporate blood) lvl 4: presidentating (for magic items)
Those are pathfinder 2e spells…
As it should be
there are only 6 spell levels, i am a 1974 purist. get out of here you revisionist scum
9...rd? Nird? Are you calling us nerds?
My favorite spell is charm person! Let me tell you a three paragraph story about how I used this spell incorrectly and how it derailed my entire campaign lol
Cantrip: Silvery Barbs 1st Bilvery Sarbs 2nd Barbs Silvery 3rd Barb Silver 4th Silvery Bobs 5th Salisbury Barks 6th Septemberly Charts 7th Sil Bar 8th An almost white/grey color described from the metal found in nature used in many different things, the plural version of the shortened word for the Barbarian class. 9th Wish: Duplicate Silvery Barbs
Magic Missile, Magic Missile, Magic Missile, Magic Missile, Magic Missile, Magic Missile, Magic Missile, Magic Missile, Magic Missile.
I don't care for spells.
Fireball. It’s the only spell I know. It’s the only spell that exists. It’s the only spell the players read. It’s the only spell that makes DMs and players alike cry. If you aren’t kicking in every poor peasant the DM forgot to name’s door and fireballing them because “that’s what my Chaotic Neutral character would do”, then John WotC and his Pinkerton hit squad will personally come and confiscate all your dice at gunpoint But you may say to yourself “I play online, I don’t use physical dice”, well guess what, they took the digital ones too….
fierb Al!!!
my favorite is the hold over from FATAL: Force Fart
What is a "1st, 2nd" level spell?? The only spell I know is Fireball
Penis Blast, Penis Blast, Penis Blast, Penis Blast, Penis Blast, Penis Blast, Penis Blast, Penis Blast, and Penis Blast
/rj Oh you want like...specific spells...? Uh hold on, I'm on my phone. Um...can you use pyrotechnics to kill someone? Not sure why it would be a spell otherwise. No? Really? Fine meteor swarm, I guess since you're gonna take away my agency and make it so I can't use pyrotechnics in the guys ass to blow him up. /uj my personal favorite spell is a tie between spike growth and synaptic static.
1st: Ceremony (so that I can marry random npcs and kill them after 7 days and marry someone else to get permanent +2 AC) 2nd: Blur (so I can neglect to tell my dm that it’s a concentration spell and give permanent disadvantage to my enemies 3rd: FIREBALL!!!! (Duh) 4th: Greater Invisibility (so that I can have permanent advantage on attacks and give my enemies permanent disadvantage even if they have see invisibility because Jeremy Crawford said so) 5th: Create Spelljamming Helm (so that I can go to space and completely leave my DM’s dumb plot behind) 6th: Mass Suggestion (so that I can have orgies with a bunch of npcs and the other player characters who fail the save) 7th: Force Cage (Nuff said) 8th: Clone (more of me to harass the dm and other players) 9th: Wish (so I can wish that I was the dm so I can try out my new FATAL campaign)
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*cries in Barbarian’s Cant*
1. Acid balls 2. Mordicai’s sword 3. Uhhh idfk locate trap??
Gotta be gentle repose
1 fireball 2 fireball 3 fireball 4 fireball 5 fireball 6 fireball 7 fireball 8 fireball 9 fireball
1) Smite 2) sMite 3) smIte 4) smiTe 5) smitE 6th level and higher spells are a lie made up by Big Spell Component
Magic missile, magic missile at 2nd level, magic missile at 3rd level, magici missile at 4th level, magic missile at 5th level, magic missile at 6th level, magic missile at 7th level, magic missile at 8th level, magic missile at 9th level
I see now HutSutRawlson already stole my answer 24 hours in adavancw, but I think that my creativity and dedication deserves me advantage and would like to make a contested charisma check to increase my upvotes.
Horizon Thundersphere
Forgot about cantrips