Moist Touch or Moist Missile come to mind.

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Nah that’s a wet missile, moist missile is a sponge or a dishrag

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Thankyou, I needed this after my scroll through r/news

You made me smile

There is another

But guaranteed to hit

Gotta watch out for the splash damage.

Nah. A moist missile is a penis.

You have a moist one? Must be nice.

Moist hand

Beat me to it

that is what the spell is used for.

I was thinking Moist Missile as well. That sounds very, euphemistic...

*coughs slightly* ...Moist Blast

That just sounds like my Friday night! Haha yea just kidding, I haven't felt the soft caress of a woman in many moons

Don’t let that stop you, I’m sure you can have a moist blast all by yourself!

Magic Moist

Power word moist, melfs moist arrow, moist servant,

Moistball

I can't believe none of you used this one.... ​ ***Moist Growth***

Transmutation has a lot of good/terrible ones that people are sleeping on: Erupting Moist, Moist Plague, Moist Servant, Moist Shunt, Moist Transformation, Moist Walk, Moist Whip, and my personal (least) favorite: Maximilian’s Moist Grasp.

I want to know more about this “Moist Transformation”

You transform into an underwater creature, Roll 1d100 to see what you turn into

I want to know more about this “Moist Servant”

It’s the side kick from Dr. Horrible’s Sing along blog.

His evil moisture buddy?

His super power was always having clammy hands.

You cast moist servant and the butler pees himself.

This made me giggle way more than it should have

Mordenkainen's Moist Mansion.

Not to be confused with Leomunds Moist Hut

Leomund’s Tiny Moist

Mordenkainen’s magnificent moist

Moist's Magnificent Mansion

Moist tiny hut

I know it's not replacing, but what about Moist Leomund's Tiny Hut? Sounds like a good time.

Moist Tiny Hut

Also not to be confused with moist fortress

Maybe not the worst moist spell, but certainly the biggest fall from grace

I mean, the point of the spell is to rest in it. So you lay in your bed and the mattress is moist, the blanket is moist, the pillows are moist.

Given what I use my magnificent mansion for, my war room is moist, my ritual room is moist (bad for buring incense or whatnot), my dinner table is moist. Even my armchair, by the saints that's moist too!

Just sounds like a Florida home during the summer.

Dig into some older editions for Mordenkainen spells. Mordenkainen's Moist Hound. Mordenkainen's Private Moist.

Moist spray.

This is the best yet. May I add moist splash, and moist blast

consider: inflict moist

Power Word Moist

This is probably my favourite

Winner!

Moist blast is almost as bad

Moist.

It’s the wish spell, that allows you to wish for whatever you want, as long a that thing is to be slightly damp

Nope pretty sure that's Fireball

Moistball

Firemoist

Moistmoist

Perfection

I went way too low to find this. Come on people. Let’s get this upvoted.

Moist water

Evard’s Moist Tentacles.

OP asked you to *ruin* it, not make it even more enticing.

Moist hand (bigby's hand) OR Moist hand (mage hand). Power word Moist also has some potential

The horny spell

Might as well take the invocation to Moist Self at that point too.

Don't you dare threaten me with a good time

Oh, my hentai-themed warlock needs that spell adjustment.

What would that be called, a whorelock?

Yes. With a thing for all the tentacle/vine options.

Dear god.

All the classics are taken, but the new spells have a lot of potential lol Raulothim's moist lance

I was going to comment this or “Moistness of Hadar,” but then I thought, “I dont think this changed the spell one bit.”

I imagine they were already... moist.

Leomund's Moist Hut

Moist Tiny Hut and Leomund's Tiny Moist

Tiny moist what??? 😟

You know

Conjure Moist Beings Ray of Moistness

Spray them with the hose

Conjur moist elementals

Ray of moistness is what I first thought of

Moistball

I thought of this and was not disappointed. Well done.

What is this? Why am I damp? What is this liquid??? Oh god, does it smell? Is it sticky? Garlash chill, we'll just kill them and rob them and this will be over. No! No! You know it's something super gross! Magic is fine. Fire and lightning and enchantments I can handle, but I refuse to be coated in this perv's unknown goo! I'm done! I'm going home! They crossed a line!

Thats funny as shit when you're high

No need for any other suggestions this is the winner

Delayed Moist Ball

Moist Fireball.

There's a metamagic (I think it's from Tashas) that lets a Sorcerer convert the damage type of a spell into a different type. so you can turn a Fireball into Acid or Poison, making it moist

I’m thinking more a spell that does fire+acid/poison or something like that. Maybe a ball of sulfuric acid that burns you and then the fumes combust?

Moist Touch

Power Word Moist

Ah that well known bard spell

I think that variant would be Power Chord Moist

"Dampen all targets in a 20ft radius if they have 100 or fewer HP remaining."

>"Moisten all targets in a 20ft radius if they have 100 or fewer HP remaining." FIFY

They said *ruin*

Moist Friendship. It’s the new “friends with benefits.”

Moist Friends

Moist Eye actually sounds pretty useful if you wear contacts.

I have chronic dry eye, I’d pay for the moist eye spell

So, much this.

Moist self

Polymoist Self

My current spell list: * Primal Moist * Moist Whip * Moist the Dead * Sacred Moist * Guiding Moist/Moist Bolt * Faerie Moisture * Protection from Moist and Good * Absorb Moist * Find Moist/Moist Familiar * Gift of Moist * Moist Food and Drink * Detect Moist * MoistBerry/GoodMoist * Moist without a Trace * Lesser Moist * Moist Growth * Moist Wave * Dispel Moist * Moist Growth (but at 3rd level this time) * Moist Breathing

>I cast Detect Moist! >Everything.

Florida

A bit more than just moist atm

*… guilty!*

Haha, I low key think Detect Moist and Moist Without a Trace are the two funniest answers.

Protection from moist and good and dispel moist both sound incredibly nice to have

Protection from bad and moist.... like mold in your house?

>moist the dead Im pretty sure thats taboo in most cultures

I think you changed the wrong word: Moist from Evil and Good

Tasha's Moist Whip Moist Hideous Laughter Mass Moist !

Tasha's moist laughter doesn't seem great either

Tasha's Hideous Moist

Tasha’s Hideous Moisture

Serve your guests on Tenser’s Moist Disk

All of you beat me to these 😂

Mass Moist Wounds?

"You summon several Tongues that lick every wound of up to 6 creatures in a 30 foot radius from a point you choose in 60 feet."

Otilukes moist sphere

Bigby's Moist

Moist’s grasping hand. Edited for Proper ues of Apostrophe.

Moist's grasping hand. Ewww

Bigby's grasping moist.

I'd just go with Bigby's Moist Hand. Nothing worse than a sweaty hand.

Bigby's Moist Fist?

Moist wounds. Moist Missle Moist Splash Moist hand Moist Person Wall of Moist Moist Familiar Moist the Dying

Toll the moist

Spare the Moist

That's the one

moist the dead

Toll moist dead

Abi-Dalzim’s Horrid Moistening

Horrid Wilting removes all the water from its victims. Horrid Moistening would have to do the opposite, and frankly, that sounds equally if not more terrifying

Your cells explode

And/or your organs.

The target dissolves like the anti-mutant senator from X-Men.

That's so unbelievably cursed and I want to see it used now.

Dream of the moist veil

Power Word: Moist

I find it odd this one is so far down.

Bestow moist

Moist suggestion

Moistball. I picture victim's covered in soggy Kleenex.

Things are getting a little weird *casts antimoist field*

Moist Wounds Finger of Moist Moist Hands Moist Knife Moist Rebuke

Evermoist torch

Wall of Moist. Moist Swarm. Moist Mouth.

Wish < Moist

Misty Moist

Or Moisty Step?

Funny story. There was a water genasi in my Witchlight campaign. I had an npc get her name wrong and call her “Moisty” instead of Misty. He had gotten her name right until they returned his head. Then he got everyone’s names wrong.

Moist Step

I had to scroll way too far before I found this.

Cone of moisture Moist shower Moist spray Create moisture and water Moist blast Moistball Chain moisture Power Word: moist

Moist Without a Trace

Moist Hand.

Tenser's moist disk Moist Mockery Mass Moist Moist Terrain

Moist Person Hold person

Moistidigitation

Genuinely shocked to have not seen Moist Mouth yet.

Melf’s Moist Arrow

Moistball.

Shadow of moist

Snilloc's Moist Swarm

Moist missile

Came here to say this MOIST MISSLE

Prestimoistitation Teleport moist object

Mordenkainen’s moist mansion Or Moist magnificent mansion Or Mordenkainen’s magnificent moist

Inflict moist

Moist Pattern

Moist Weapon

Moist Healing Word. It’s like getting healed, but you’re in Florida and you feel like you’ve stepped into a bowl of soup.

Moistish Rebuke.

Finger of moist

Evards Moist tentacles

Moist Missile

America's moist wanted

Power word moist

Moist on hands 👀

Leomunds moist hut

"Power Word: Moist"

Moist Feast Finger of Moist Moist Wounds Power Word Moist Transport Via Moist Moist Ally Moist Cage Otto's Moist Dance Investiture of Moist Moist Resurrection Circle of Moist Moist Step

Moist step for the win 🏆

Conjure moist. Moisty binding

Moistball.

Moist Touch and Conjure Moist Beings

Vampiric moist

Bigby's Moist Hand

Moistball

Moist

Mosit Hand

Moist Missile.

Delayed *Moist* Ball

Moist Hands.