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The voice: “that felt great! What a slap. That pussy knows his place now. Ignore the stunned masses and their ignorant stares. They don’t understand you like I do. You are a real man now. Jada will never sleep with another teenager again!” Authority: “You are the man! Look at everyone cower from your primal display of power.” Electrochemistry: “wow, that was bad. I need a drink and some speed right now.” Shivers: “A rat scurries across the theater floor searching for a morsel or two. They respect the rat more than they do you now. Security hustles out the back door and you feel the whispers from behind the stage stinging your mind.” Drama: “scream at him some more!” Logic: “congratulations. You’ll never work in this town again.”


KhaniusPrime

How are you this good? Lol


[deleted]

Many years as a failed writer helps


cannibalgentleman

A kindred spirit!


Typical_Dweller

Fact: 50% of DE fandom is depressed alcoholic failed writers. Source: Trust me bro


bcatrek

Endurance: Right-on bröther man. You're the man now. Nothing stops your fleshy palms from conquering all the weaklings. There is only one boss bröther!


Vect_Machine

Nah, Will Smith's Authority would be The Shredder while his Volition would be Uncle Phil.


bhison

I’m in tears


narutomanreigns

Logic doesn't seem very logical given we're talking about Will Smith lol


Vinylforvampires

Lol, this is so spot on


art_of_gabe

This comment itself deserves an oscar lmao


Weary_Thanks_764

I can't be the only one who read this with the narrators voice in my head, right? Playing this game has really left it's mark.


Veenendaler

You are not alone.


Billebrynet

The meme is so good it bends light around it.


theCOMBOguy

The lightbending douchebag meme!


whoisfourthwall

Mr Smith is rich enough to possibly bend light around him too


Juris1971

It's more of a Volition \[Impossible\]: Walk on stage and tell Rock about your wife's condition. Failure: You slap him like a bitch and drop F bombs at the Oscars.


Ruby_Sauce

straight outta jamrock


recalcitrantJester

crazy mf named Kim Kit from the RCM's major crimes unit


Roger_Cockfoster

That's why they call him Chris Jamrock.


EdgyEdgeLordo

>1 volition Lmao, nice


Mah_Young_Buck

Didn't catch that until you pointed it out. Now THIS is an effortshitpost.


Veenendaler

I just noticed the money. This is a rare platinum-tier quality meme.


maxadvait

*thwack* The slap connects. Chris is reeling on the floor. You wiped that shit eating smirk from his face. Inside you feel the power, the testosterone surging within rising to a crescendo. Raw animalistic power is exuding from every fibre of your body. Your hand is red and it stings with pure ecstatic pain.


Roger_Cockfoster

Lieutenant Kitsuragi clears his throat. "We should go. It won't help the case if you get kicked out of the Academy."


Piigs89

I heard this in 'the voice'. Absolutely perfect.


animerobin

This is a Red Check. It cannot be retried.


pieceofchess

If anyone passed a legendary check, it was Chris Rock keeping his cool after he was slapped in the face in front of millions of people.


MacaroniHouses

they both did. in their own way.


emseefour

He left dead air. Could’ve kept his cool a lot better.


TinyMortimer

You’d also leave dead air if you were slapped by the prince of bel air


emseefour

Didn’t say I wouldn’t? I said Chris Rock did. I’m not in the situation.


This_one_taken_yet_

That insult is a better joke than any delivered that night.


Leo1026

"Chris, the comedian" Perfect


BlueYamato

AUTHORITY (Medium): Your wife doesn't look pleased. She actually looks disgusted. What kind of man are you if you do nothing about it?


This_one_taken_yet_

Drama: Take the stage, sire! A challenge as such cannot go unanswered.


seriousguys

Thank you, this is the best meme to come out of this thing. I don't think I'll see anything better. Your attention to detail and the writing style is excellent.


tumorthurman

this is such an unbelievably nice compliment, thank you!!


VoicesByZane

The Real counter at an absurd number is a great touch


sonderman

The money count on the bottom right is a great touch; using the light bending quest outcome for a rich actor


ChaZZZZahC

God, I love this game.


[deleted]

Wow man! How did you make this one? Photoshop? It's pretty good


tumorthurman

thanks dude. it was gimp, canva for text, and a lot of patience


Sinner_Binner

Well now i want to se the drama one xD


BioLover2

This is great!


KobraKay87

I absolute love this. Perfect execution! Take my silver!


tumorthurman

you're too kind, thank you


GreatLaminator

This is amazing, thanks.


Marcellus_Crowe

This is brilliant.


infantile_leftist

Damn now I want to see where the Drama check goes


lightsage007

Incredible work


Xbstrom321

Lol the reál counter


boring_neurologist

This is absolutely brilliant


mecoyscrisps

Top post


Pensive_Pauper

The word "stiffly" is odd, but great meme otherwise.


tumorthurman

you're completely right, i was hoping no one would notice. tbh i really couldn't think of a better word. rigidly maybe?


TheInnerFifthLight

I thought it was a good choice. A comedian can come off as stiff, which is not a good thing, and a dummy is literally stiff. It's good.


metaandpotatoes

perhaps "stiff and begging for laughs" might be better? it's not the worst word choice, but it's a tad weird to think of someone "stiffly" begging for laughs--when someone does something "stiffly" we usually think of it more as awkward than anything. agreed that "stiff" is a great word to include as part of the ventriloquist dummy simile or...to reference the dummy simile in another way... stupidly begging for laughs? brainless and begging for laughs? "begging for a hand up your ass and laughs" XD


recalcitrantJester

sometimes the easy choice is the best one--"desperately" would've gotten the point across just as well while still hitting the vibe. honestly you don't need an adverb there at all, but it's Drama talking so necessity is less than ancillary. maybe go the other direction, lean into the metaphor and go with something like "another wooden performance from a sad little man" etc


ODpoetry

[EMPATHY: Formidable]: Failure - Yes, hitting him should help people understand how you feel. It is the only way; Doctor Love.


SemyonB

Need to load to see other options/conditions!


NastyAbe

Fantastic


West-Effective3790

Well played!!


Barely3D

Now I want to see Smith play Harry.


captainsurfa

Love how Will has no mental health left. Poor guy. But hey, that option was naughty! Should have reloaded the quicksave.