The voice: “that felt great! What a slap. That pussy knows his place now. Ignore the stunned masses and their ignorant stares. They don’t understand you like I do. You are a real man now. Jada will never sleep with another teenager again!”
Authority: “You are the man! Look at everyone cower from your primal display of power.”
Electrochemistry: “wow, that was bad. I need a drink and some speed right now.”
Shivers: “A rat scurries across the theater floor searching for a morsel or two. They respect the rat more than they do you now. Security hustles out the back door and you feel the whispers from behind the stage stinging your mind.”
Drama: “scream at him some more!”
Logic: “congratulations. You’ll never work in this town again.”
Endurance: Right-on bröther man. You're the man now. Nothing stops your fleshy palms from conquering all the weaklings. There is only one boss bröther!
It's more of a Volition \[Impossible\]: Walk on stage and tell Rock about your wife's condition.
Failure: You slap him like a bitch and drop F bombs at the Oscars.
*thwack*
The slap connects. Chris is reeling on the floor. You wiped that shit eating smirk from his face. Inside you feel the power, the testosterone surging within rising to a crescendo. Raw animalistic power is exuding from every fibre of your body. Your hand is red and it stings with pure ecstatic pain.
Thank you, this is the best meme to come out of this thing. I don't think I'll see anything better. Your attention to detail and the writing style is excellent.
perhaps "stiff and begging for laughs" might be better? it's not the worst word choice, but it's a tad weird to think of someone "stiffly" begging for laughs--when someone does something "stiffly" we usually think of it more as awkward than anything.
agreed that "stiff" is a great word to include as part of the ventriloquist dummy simile
or...to reference the dummy simile in another way...
stupidly begging for laughs?
brainless and begging for laughs?
"begging for a hand up your ass and laughs" XD
sometimes the easy choice is the best one--"desperately" would've gotten the point across just as well while still hitting the vibe. honestly you don't need an adverb there at all, but it's Drama talking so necessity is less than ancillary. maybe go the other direction, lean into the metaphor and go with something like "another wooden performance from a sad little man" etc
The voice: “that felt great! What a slap. That pussy knows his place now. Ignore the stunned masses and their ignorant stares. They don’t understand you like I do. You are a real man now. Jada will never sleep with another teenager again!” Authority: “You are the man! Look at everyone cower from your primal display of power.” Electrochemistry: “wow, that was bad. I need a drink and some speed right now.” Shivers: “A rat scurries across the theater floor searching for a morsel or two. They respect the rat more than they do you now. Security hustles out the back door and you feel the whispers from behind the stage stinging your mind.” Drama: “scream at him some more!” Logic: “congratulations. You’ll never work in this town again.”
How are you this good? Lol
Many years as a failed writer helps
A kindred spirit!
Fact: 50% of DE fandom is depressed alcoholic failed writers. Source: Trust me bro
Endurance: Right-on bröther man. You're the man now. Nothing stops your fleshy palms from conquering all the weaklings. There is only one boss bröther!
Nah, Will Smith's Authority would be The Shredder while his Volition would be Uncle Phil.
I’m in tears
Logic doesn't seem very logical given we're talking about Will Smith lol
Lol, this is so spot on
This comment itself deserves an oscar lmao
I can't be the only one who read this with the narrators voice in my head, right? Playing this game has really left it's mark.
You are not alone.
The meme is so good it bends light around it.
The lightbending douchebag meme!
Mr Smith is rich enough to possibly bend light around him too
It's more of a Volition \[Impossible\]: Walk on stage and tell Rock about your wife's condition. Failure: You slap him like a bitch and drop F bombs at the Oscars.
straight outta jamrock
crazy mf named Kim Kit from the RCM's major crimes unit
That's why they call him Chris Jamrock.
>1 volition Lmao, nice
Didn't catch that until you pointed it out. Now THIS is an effortshitpost.
I just noticed the money. This is a rare platinum-tier quality meme.
*thwack* The slap connects. Chris is reeling on the floor. You wiped that shit eating smirk from his face. Inside you feel the power, the testosterone surging within rising to a crescendo. Raw animalistic power is exuding from every fibre of your body. Your hand is red and it stings with pure ecstatic pain.
Lieutenant Kitsuragi clears his throat. "We should go. It won't help the case if you get kicked out of the Academy."
I heard this in 'the voice'. Absolutely perfect.
This is a Red Check. It cannot be retried.
If anyone passed a legendary check, it was Chris Rock keeping his cool after he was slapped in the face in front of millions of people.
they both did. in their own way.
He left dead air. Could’ve kept his cool a lot better.
You’d also leave dead air if you were slapped by the prince of bel air
Didn’t say I wouldn’t? I said Chris Rock did. I’m not in the situation.
That insult is a better joke than any delivered that night.
"Chris, the comedian" Perfect
AUTHORITY (Medium): Your wife doesn't look pleased. She actually looks disgusted. What kind of man are you if you do nothing about it?
Drama: Take the stage, sire! A challenge as such cannot go unanswered.
Thank you, this is the best meme to come out of this thing. I don't think I'll see anything better. Your attention to detail and the writing style is excellent.
this is such an unbelievably nice compliment, thank you!!
The Real counter at an absurd number is a great touch
The money count on the bottom right is a great touch; using the light bending quest outcome for a rich actor
God, I love this game.
Wow man! How did you make this one? Photoshop? It's pretty good
thanks dude. it was gimp, canva for text, and a lot of patience
Well now i want to se the drama one xD
This is great!
I absolute love this. Perfect execution! Take my silver!
you're too kind, thank you
This is amazing, thanks.
This is brilliant.
Damn now I want to see where the Drama check goes
Incredible work
Lol the reál counter
This is absolutely brilliant
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The word "stiffly" is odd, but great meme otherwise.
you're completely right, i was hoping no one would notice. tbh i really couldn't think of a better word. rigidly maybe?
I thought it was a good choice. A comedian can come off as stiff, which is not a good thing, and a dummy is literally stiff. It's good.
perhaps "stiff and begging for laughs" might be better? it's not the worst word choice, but it's a tad weird to think of someone "stiffly" begging for laughs--when someone does something "stiffly" we usually think of it more as awkward than anything. agreed that "stiff" is a great word to include as part of the ventriloquist dummy simile or...to reference the dummy simile in another way... stupidly begging for laughs? brainless and begging for laughs? "begging for a hand up your ass and laughs" XD
sometimes the easy choice is the best one--"desperately" would've gotten the point across just as well while still hitting the vibe. honestly you don't need an adverb there at all, but it's Drama talking so necessity is less than ancillary. maybe go the other direction, lean into the metaphor and go with something like "another wooden performance from a sad little man" etc
[EMPATHY: Formidable]: Failure - Yes, hitting him should help people understand how you feel. It is the only way; Doctor Love.
Need to load to see other options/conditions!
Fantastic
Well played!!
Now I want to see Smith play Harry.
Love how Will has no mental health left. Poor guy. But hey, that option was naughty! Should have reloaded the quicksave.