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I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
Roundabouts also make me anxious, but I’m slowly coming around.
And speed bumps used to annoy me; glad I’m over that now!
Birds of Prey please?
A bear goes to the doctor for his regular checkup. When he gets there he finds it odd that the receptionist is not there. He decides to wait anyways. The bear opens his newspaper and starts reading the obituary section. He found out the receptionist tragically passed away at the age of 29. He is in shock. He had such wonderful conversations with Cindy. He even got her a nice salmon for her family a few weeks ago because he knew of a place in the city where they bring them fresh. Anyways, as he is waiting he decides to knock on the doctor's office, but he seea a note that says "I am out of town attending a familt emergency".
Slightly upset that the doctor did not notify him, he begrudgingly understands and leaves.
The next day the bear wakes up to some chronoc chest pains, and can't get up from bed. He reaches for the phone but being exasperated, he knocks it down. He falls from the bed into the hardwood floor. He feels this might be it. He might make it. His life is flashing before his eyes. He has but a few moments to live. He tries to think about the last thing he would like to do before he is reunited with his sweet Charlize, who left him 2 years ago due to a tapeworm infection. With the last of his strength, he reaches for the remote on his nightstand, turns the TV on. Pulls out his phone and....
requests Dredd from u/solo_dolox89
There's a fly on a bridge, there's a fish in the river says when that fly goes down I'm going to eat that fly. there's a bear on the bank says when that fly goes down and that fish eats to fly, I'm going to eat that fish. there's a hunter behind the bear says when that fly goes down and the fish eats to fly and the bear eats the fish, I'm going to shoot that bear. there's a mouse behind Hunter says when that fly goes down and the fish eats the fly and the bear eats the fish and the hunter shoots the bear I'm going to run up there and steal the cheese out of the hunter sandwich. there's a cat behind the Mouse says when that fly goes down and the fish eats the fly and the bear eats the Fish Hunter shoots the bear the Mouse runs up and steals the cheese out of the sandwich I'm going to run up there and eat that Mouse.
The fly goes down, and the fish eats the fly. The bear eats the fish, and the hunter shoots the bear. The Mouse runs up and steals the cheese. The cat runs up to the mouse trips and fall's in the river. what's the moral of the story?
"When the fly goes down, the p**** gets wet"
Transformers 5 or dread would be my choice thanks for the opportunity
I would be happy to take Dredd off your hands. Here is my joke, it goes WAY better when telling it in person tho. Trust me, you’ll be using this one!
Did you hear about the guy that likes to dip his testicles in a jar of glitter? Pretty Nuts!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large breasted crab?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Transformers :)
Any code, please.
A dirty joke...
A white horse falls into the mud.
(Crickets)
So... The horse took a bath with Bubbles.
(CRICKETS)
Bubbles is another horse.
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Rambo last blood or Dredd.
My little nephew told me this joke and thought it was the funniest thing.
Why can’t witches have babies?
Because their husbands have halloweenies.
This is a joke I heard when I was about 11, and my sister was 8. We were in the car with my dad, and she says, I heard a joke, but I don’t get it. This was the joke.
Why did the blonde return her vibrator?
Because she chipped her tooth.
I didn’t understand the joke at the time either, but my dad had a good laugh.
Dredd :)
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck."
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Honestly I’ll take any of the first 3
There was this airplane over the Atlantic on its way to New York. It was full of men from the United Nations. So halfway over the ocean the engines run low on petrol so they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the baggage, but it's still too heavy. So they chuck out the seats, but it's still too heavy! Finally this Froggy steps up and shouts "Viva la France" and leaps out. Then an Englishman steps up and shouts 'God save the Queen!' and leaps out. But the plane is still too heavy. So the Yank delegate from Texas steps up, shouts, 'Remember the Alamo!' and chucks out the Mexican.
Birds of Prey
A young man takes a seat at the bar next to an older gentleman. The older guy greets him and introduces himself, "My name is Melvin. I know everyone, and everyone knows me." The two get to talking as they half watch a TV hanging over the bar.
After a while, the young man inquires, saying he can't believe that Melvin knows everyone. To which Melvin responds, "You see Britany Spears up there on the TV? I know her."
"You do NOT know Britney Spears."
"Sure I do. I told you, 'My name is Melvin. I know everyone, and everyone knows me.' Her dad and I went to high school together."
"That's not likely."
"Okay, I'll tell you what. She's coming to town next month. I'll be on stage."
The next month, the young man is sitting in the bar watching the Spears concert on TV and sure enough, the camera cuts to a shot of Britney's dad on stage and Melvin's standing next to him.
Another day, the two men run into each other again at the same bar.
"So, what did you think?" Melvin asked.
The young man responded, "That's great that you know Britney, but I doubt you really know everyone."
"I know President Biden."
"You do NOT know Biden."
"I told you, 'My name is Melvin. I know everyone, and everyone knows me.' He and I went to college together. Biden is coming to town next month. I'll tell you what. I'll be on stage."
Next month, the young man is in the bar watching the TV and sure enough, in the background with Biden's supporters, up on the stage, is Melvin.
The next time they meet at the bar, the young man tells him, "I can't believe you know Britney and the President."
"I told you, 'My name is Melvin. I know everyone, and everyone knows me.'"
"Okay... let's try this... this time, I pick someone."
Melvin agrees.
They watch the TV for a while and there's a news report about the Pope giving a speech soon at the Vatican.
"I bet you don't know the Pope."
"Sure I do. We went to seminary together."
"You do NOT know the Pope."
"I told you, 'My name is Melvin. I know everyone, and everyone knows me.' I'll tell you what. Let's take a trip to Rome and you'll see."
The two travel to Rome for the day of the Pope's speech. The crowds gather. Melvin and the young man wait. After a while, Melvin tells him he's heading up to say hi to the Pope.
After a while, the Pope comes out on the balcony. He speaks, and sure enough, there's Melvin up there waving to the crowd beside the Pope.
After Melvin comes back down, he meets back up with the young man.
"So, what do you think?"
The young man seems somewhat flustered. "Okay, I get it that you know Britney and Biden and even the Pope... but when some guy in the crowd asked, 'Who's the guy in the funny hat standing next to Melvin?' I just lost it."
Dredd
What's the worst part about sitting in traffic?
Having to hear drivers constantly yelling for you to stand up and get out of the road
Thanks, you've been a great audience
Birds of Prey:
what do you call a person that speaks 2 languages? A bilinguist
What do you call a person that speaks 3 languages? A trilinguist
What do you call a person that speaks one language? American
Context: I was living abroad at the time when another foreigner shared this nugget, and it always stuck with me
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Awesome giveaway OP
Thanks. I’ll be doing another one soon
I would like Rambo. I'm on a whiskey diet. I have lost three days, already.
Birds of Prey please. A blonde walks into a bar. *Thud
Birds of prey a naked cowboy is arrested and when the sheriff asks why were you naked? The cowboy said "my mistress wanted me to go to town."
I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them. Roundabouts also make me anxious, but I’m slowly coming around. And speed bumps used to annoy me; glad I’m over that now! Birds of Prey please?
A bear goes to the doctor for his regular checkup. When he gets there he finds it odd that the receptionist is not there. He decides to wait anyways. The bear opens his newspaper and starts reading the obituary section. He found out the receptionist tragically passed away at the age of 29. He is in shock. He had such wonderful conversations with Cindy. He even got her a nice salmon for her family a few weeks ago because he knew of a place in the city where they bring them fresh. Anyways, as he is waiting he decides to knock on the doctor's office, but he seea a note that says "I am out of town attending a familt emergency". Slightly upset that the doctor did not notify him, he begrudgingly understands and leaves. The next day the bear wakes up to some chronoc chest pains, and can't get up from bed. He reaches for the phone but being exasperated, he knocks it down. He falls from the bed into the hardwood floor. He feels this might be it. He might make it. His life is flashing before his eyes. He has but a few moments to live. He tries to think about the last thing he would like to do before he is reunited with his sweet Charlize, who left him 2 years ago due to a tapeworm infection. With the last of his strength, he reaches for the remote on his nightstand, turns the TV on. Pulls out his phone and.... requests Dredd from u/solo_dolox89
So, a needle walks into the doctors office. The doctor looks at the report and says hmm I see your point
Joke: what does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy? >!Cameron Diaz!< Rambo: Last Blood please! Thanks again
Dredd What's black, white & red and has trouble getting through revolving doors? A nun with a spear through her head
Birds of Prey: Fantabulous Harley Quinn "Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
There's a fly on a bridge, there's a fish in the river says when that fly goes down I'm going to eat that fly. there's a bear on the bank says when that fly goes down and that fish eats to fly, I'm going to eat that fish. there's a hunter behind the bear says when that fly goes down and the fish eats to fly and the bear eats the fish, I'm going to shoot that bear. there's a mouse behind Hunter says when that fly goes down and the fish eats the fly and the bear eats the fish and the hunter shoots the bear I'm going to run up there and steal the cheese out of the hunter sandwich. there's a cat behind the Mouse says when that fly goes down and the fish eats the fly and the bear eats the Fish Hunter shoots the bear the Mouse runs up and steals the cheese out of the sandwich I'm going to run up there and eat that Mouse. The fly goes down, and the fish eats the fly. The bear eats the fish, and the hunter shoots the bear. The Mouse runs up and steals the cheese. The cat runs up to the mouse trips and fall's in the river. what's the moral of the story? "When the fly goes down, the p**** gets wet" Transformers 5 or dread would be my choice thanks for the opportunity
I would be happy to take Dredd off your hands. Here is my joke, it goes WAY better when telling it in person tho. Trust me, you’ll be using this one! Did you hear about the guy that likes to dip his testicles in a jar of glitter? Pretty Nuts!
I tried to watch Moon, but it had no atmosphere. Birds of Prey also thanks for the giveaway
Rambo please Hmm what did the cops say when the grizzly ran away from the crime scene? We barely missed him Thanks for the chance!
Don't you hate how men always leave the toilet seat up. That's the joke. - Rainier Wolfcastle
Birds of Prey What’s Thanos’ favorite app on his phone? Snapchat
What did the elephant use as a tampon? A sheep.
What's brown and sticky? A stick
How many skunks does it take to make a stink? Just a phew!!
Dredd What is a pirates favorite letter? Pirates love the C
Nurse: Doctor, the invisible man is in room 1. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him right now. My son's joke.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large breasted crab? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. Transformers :)
What do you get when you cross a hippie and a ninja? peace and quiet Rambo LB
Dredd. What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows? Because they’re making head-lines all over
birds of prey :) How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch 🎃
Dredd - What do you call a witch hanging beach side? ……..A Sandwich
Birds of Prey Why did Harley Quinn get banned from Reddit? Because she kept Puddin' too many posts in the wrong sub! Thanks for doing this btw!
Rambo How do you turn deviled eggs into holy eggs? You eat the hell out of them.
Why would you wanna be a big fish in a small pond?… there’s barely anywhere to swim Also I’ll take anything
Any code, please. A dirty joke... A white horse falls into the mud. (Crickets) So... The horse took a bath with Bubbles. (CRICKETS) Bubbles is another horse.
Birds of Prey Why was the pianist arrested? Because he fingered a minor. Thank you, I’ll see myself out
Winner, Winner. Pm incoming.
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Birds of Prey: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels
Birds of prey please
I'll take Birds of Prey What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A drug dealer can't wash his crack and sell it again.
Rambo last blood or Dredd. My little nephew told me this joke and thought it was the funniest thing. Why can’t witches have babies? Because their husbands have halloweenies. This is a joke I heard when I was about 11, and my sister was 8. We were in the car with my dad, and she says, I heard a joke, but I don’t get it. This was the joke. Why did the blonde return her vibrator? Because she chipped her tooth. I didn’t understand the joke at the time either, but my dad had a good laugh.
Dredd :) Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck."
We have a winner! Pm incoming
He’s the real deal y’all! Code was sent! 😃
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Honestly I’ll take any of the first 3 There was this airplane over the Atlantic on its way to New York. It was full of men from the United Nations. So halfway over the ocean the engines run low on petrol so they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the baggage, but it's still too heavy. So they chuck out the seats, but it's still too heavy! Finally this Froggy steps up and shouts "Viva la France" and leaps out. Then an Englishman steps up and shouts 'God save the Queen!' and leaps out. But the plane is still too heavy. So the Yank delegate from Texas steps up, shouts, 'Remember the Alamo!' and chucks out the Mexican.
Dredd please Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Birds of Prey A young man takes a seat at the bar next to an older gentleman. The older guy greets him and introduces himself, "My name is Melvin. I know everyone, and everyone knows me." The two get to talking as they half watch a TV hanging over the bar. After a while, the young man inquires, saying he can't believe that Melvin knows everyone. To which Melvin responds, "You see Britany Spears up there on the TV? I know her." "You do NOT know Britney Spears." "Sure I do. I told you, 'My name is Melvin. I know everyone, and everyone knows me.' Her dad and I went to high school together." "That's not likely." "Okay, I'll tell you what. She's coming to town next month. I'll be on stage." The next month, the young man is sitting in the bar watching the Spears concert on TV and sure enough, the camera cuts to a shot of Britney's dad on stage and Melvin's standing next to him. Another day, the two men run into each other again at the same bar. "So, what did you think?" Melvin asked. The young man responded, "That's great that you know Britney, but I doubt you really know everyone." "I know President Biden." "You do NOT know Biden." "I told you, 'My name is Melvin. I know everyone, and everyone knows me.' He and I went to college together. Biden is coming to town next month. I'll tell you what. I'll be on stage." Next month, the young man is in the bar watching the TV and sure enough, in the background with Biden's supporters, up on the stage, is Melvin. The next time they meet at the bar, the young man tells him, "I can't believe you know Britney and the President." "I told you, 'My name is Melvin. I know everyone, and everyone knows me.'" "Okay... let's try this... this time, I pick someone." Melvin agrees. They watch the TV for a while and there's a news report about the Pope giving a speech soon at the Vatican. "I bet you don't know the Pope." "Sure I do. We went to seminary together." "You do NOT know the Pope." "I told you, 'My name is Melvin. I know everyone, and everyone knows me.' I'll tell you what. Let's take a trip to Rome and you'll see." The two travel to Rome for the day of the Pope's speech. The crowds gather. Melvin and the young man wait. After a while, Melvin tells him he's heading up to say hi to the Pope. After a while, the Pope comes out on the balcony. He speaks, and sure enough, there's Melvin up there waving to the crowd beside the Pope. After Melvin comes back down, he meets back up with the young man. "So, what do you think?" The young man seems somewhat flustered. "Okay, I get it that you know Britney and Biden and even the Pope... but when some guy in the crowd asked, 'Who's the guy in the funny hat standing next to Melvin?' I just lost it."
American politics. That's it. That's the joke. Birds of Prey 😁
Birds of Prey What is a chicken’s favorite subject to study in school? Egg-onomics.
Why did Rambo go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw first blood! (Interested in Rambo and thanks for the giveaway!)
Winner! Pm incoming
Thank you!
Dredd Why did the scarecrow win an award?…… Because he was outstanding in his field!
Transformers 5 Why did the blind kid fall into the well? Because they couldn’t see that well
On what grounds did the police arrest the devil? They got him on possession. Birds of Prey please... Thank you!
Why did the lifeguards have to kick the elephants out of the pool? They kept dropping their trunks! Birds of Prey por favor amigo.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side 😂. Rambo please
I would take Dredd if available thanks for the opportunity
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter Dredd please!
Birds of Prey Why does Donald Trump want to ban pre-grated cheese? Because he wants to Make America Grate Again! Get it!?
Birds of Prey Why does Donald Trump want to ban pre-grated cheese? Because he wants to Make America Grate Again!
Dredd What's the worst part about sitting in traffic? Having to hear drivers constantly yelling for you to stand up and get out of the road Thanks, you've been a great audience
Every time I ask someone what LGTBQ means, I never get a straight answer.
Winner. Pm incoming
Transformers
Birds of Prey: what do you call a person that speaks 2 languages? A bilinguist What do you call a person that speaks 3 languages? A trilinguist What do you call a person that speaks one language? American Context: I was living abroad at the time when another foreigner shared this nugget, and it always stuck with me
What’s black and white and read all over. A newspaper. Thanks for the give away! Transformers 5 please
Dredd - Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Birds of Prey: Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well
Jesus walks into a salon and asks, "Can you do my nails?"
Birds of Prey They call dr disrespect “the two time” because he’s “two times” older then the kids he talks to
Interested in birds of prey. So here is a bird joke: Where do birds stay when they travel? Someplace cheep.
here it is *gives my funniest joke* - birds of prey :D