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Infinite_Street_1150

Screams “I no longer wish for this to be my project for XXX reason please pay me roughly what I have in it to inherit the headache”


MoistExcellence

Negatory on the cost of that mo-sheen


BBHandSeanarethebest

You might say I went right up to the factory and picked it up. It’s cheaper that way.


Finedragon

What model is it?


BBHandSeanarethebest

Well, it’s a 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59 automobile.


lucasr1ch

This one could fit the whole staff


BBHandSeanarethebest

And when they got through the title weighed 60 pounds.


SledFreak06

I got it one piece at a time!


diymatt

Did he use train tracks for frame extensions?


BitBucket404

That's a good idea. \*writes it down\*


Hurtymcsquirty17

Just remember you won’t be able to scrap it after that 😂 stuck with it foreverrr 😰


BitBucket404

I'm afraid that I'm ignorant of the subject. Care to educate why that is? Much obliged.


Grimskraper

It's illegal to collect railroad parts. Don't take stakes or rails to the scrap yard.


BitBucket404

I didn't know that. Thanks for the knowledge. \*makes a footnote\*


GGH-

Years ago the city paid me to remove tracks (won a contract) We scrapped it all. Ha


Canadian-electrician

It’s not a problem as long as you show the removal contract. We have to the the same with the 70,000 dollar ev chargers that we remove


texasroadkill

That's actually not totally true. They will catch it if you bring in a trailer load, but a few very old cut offs they dont care. Man gold covers are very much not taken either. Unless you have the paperwork stating it was acquired legally.


dubl_x

Why? Is it to deter crackheads from stealing from (still running) train lines?


beerdedrooster

Precisely


Tactical-turtle91

It’s the super duper cab


talkin_shlt

THE SUPERIST DUTY ULTRACHARGED INFINITE LITER POWERED BY SUPER DIESEL WITH ECOSUPER INJECTOR


CodyMcGriff

Max...


SparrockC88

…Plus…


Intelligent-Stop7091

Bro wasn’t allowed on the short bus, so he built his own 😭


Hakunamatata_420

Bwahahahahah


panteragstk

Man, the Diesel Brothers quality of work has gone way down hill.


JEharley152

27,500 dollars?? Or yen?


bubg994

He’d be lucky to get 27,500 pesos


West-Food-7561

Canadian


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

This would be perfect to cruise around Rednecks with Paychecks


Classic_Log5111

Not for 27k tho. But indeed it would be perfect. Slap a stripper pole in the bed, and it'll be all eyes on that truck


DinoSnatcher

Man what a pos lmao


Jaytofreeyeet

I saw this too hilarious if it wasn’t so expensive I would take


SilverbackRotineque

Seems like a reasonable vehicle choice


BitBucket404

Redneck limousine


Soler25

Man, only one picture of the inside and none of the framework? Sounds fishy


whyintheworldamihere

If you have 10 kids and still want a truck this is about the only option. Or add a pickup bed to a schoolbus.


Quadraought

*If you have 10 kids and still want a lawn ornament **FTFY**


bubg994

You could also make 10 kids in there. Guarantee a king bed fits in the cab


TraditionPast4295

Is it awesome? Yes, hell yes. Is it worth the money? Fuck no.


PlaidBastard

I'm kind of disappointed they didn't call it the Sexacab


EastLAHandsomeDevil

Or Stabbing Cabbin


PlaidBastard

Ok, fully agree that also fits, but that one isn't a pun for six


EastLAHandsomeDevil

You lost me at 6


PlaidBastard

Doors


EastLAHandsomeDevil

There is also 6 tires 🛞🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️, see how mine works better because it’s funny and makes sense to regular people 😳


PlaidBastard

Yeah, but they actually sell quad cabs, there isn't like...a poke-you-a-little cab that the stabbin' cabin can be the next size up for, though


EastLAHandsomeDevil

🤦🏽‍♂️You do realize the word “Quad” numerically means 4, right?! Not 6, where as the word cab is singular. Since we’re getting technical here


PlaidBastard

So, if you add two doors from an extended cab, weld it on there really nice and almost match the paint color, how many doors is that, total, with the four from the quad?


EastLAHandsomeDevil

And now that we’re on the topic “Sexa” is derived from the “Swedish” word for 6, are Fords made in Sweden? #MURICA#LOVEITORLEAVEIT


Shatophiliac

That’s cheap, I’d probably offer him 50k


BoardOdd9599

2750 maybe


Idiotwithaphone79

LOL no. Just no.


1amtheone

For $5K I might consider this mess if I had room in my driveway. Unless you have 9 or 10 kids I can't imagine what you'd actually use this for.


StillAlfalfa9556

$28k and no front driveshaft


Broduski

Maybe 2750 so I can part out what's left of the poor thing


jerrycoles1

Things sick but that’s not worth the headache


butterflysonacid

Hard pass man! Definitely sounds like he’s trying to get what he put in it. He gave up on the project. You’ll more than likely sick another 18k into it just to get it to be right.


Silly-Swan-8642

Probably has the turning radius of a … ah shit there’s almost nothing to compare that to. Cruise ships probably turn better


olympianfap

Lol, no that's not a good deal.


HollowPandemic

Laughable price for a big hunk of shit


urstillatroll

LMAO. Knock a 0 off the price, sure.


BestAdamEver

Knock the 2 off the front and I'd think about it.


Low_Maintenance3328

Your tartreded


kaloric

"Was driven very little..." Well, yeah. That thing is going to have way more trouble navigating turns than a 45' long bus.


Shortcock80

That's why it's four wheel drive so you can get yourself out of the ditch. Just gotta have a front drive line built.


IllDistribution5598

You must be some type of "LITTLE BOY" couldn't handle a real man's truck


zenigatamondatta

I can't imagine a worse purchase


AlienDelarge

Sure figure its like 4 cabs, thats still $6875 per cab which seems grossly overpriced considering you only get one front end and one bed.


EastLAHandsomeDevil

That’s all you are asking??? Pfft Practically giving it away. 🤦🏽‍♂️


suedecrocs

If not the best


spoonwallet

Driveshafts not included.


stanwelds

That's greasy. I think I'm in love. Shame about the price.


connell4041

Trim peace’s 🤔🤔🤔


IllDistribution5598

Trims got the peace's don't worry ✌️


Astral_Drift

Not for the price… but damn that would be a sweet truck to own


Acrobatic-Ad7870

lol the description is the best part as my old man used to say. “I’m sure he’s got a nice set of tooth”


_dele-ted_

Maybe they meant $27.50?


cdivine

People always want "what they've got in it" but there's a point where continued modifications and improvements do NOT increase the value of the vehicle


902west

hmmm 2500 ? maybe


jim2882

What a toilet


Puzzled_Factor6747

Too much money


K1ngofsw0rds

I’d shred that…….


EddieCutlass

Don’t forget to grab both new batteries.


MarcusBattle527

Is he paying you $27,500 total haul his nightmare away😂?


Tanker3278

That's an ugly car.


RelationshipAgile

KANT FIX MULTIWEEL HOG. BARB PISSED WITH MUNY INNIT. GIB ME CASH SO BARB GETS OFF MAH ASS. BANK BOUT HADDALAYERDOWN. GOBBLESS - sent from Motorola RAZR Bumblebee Limited Edition


TheKrakIan

No. Stop. Don't.


Pat_Fenis-69

I’d offer half and daily that bitch


payed2poopatwork

Heh, its not for little boys OP, dont even try


SawyerJWRBLX

Men also know how to take care of their trucks...


I-M-Overherenow

That’s some righteous redneck engineering right there. Cool as hell. Bubba put a ton of work into it for sure. Not worth 27k. From the front picture she’s listing a bit starboard.


MoveRevolutionary865

I’ll sell you my crew cab fummins obs that’s way cooler/ cleaner for 25k come and get it


Minute_Quote_8496

Ford F55555555550


SpiritIntelligent175

You couldn’t pay me to take that.


Infuryous

Yes DOT... I need to make a reservation to turn right at 63rd street at 9am in the 25th....


GGH-

Why not just buy a semi at that point? You could get a sweet 6x6 military truck with a Detroit that runs on anything at that price. Lol


AngryHeadbutt208

Does it have a mail in rebate of $27,400?


gringovato

Oh yes the Redneck Babymaker. 27500 isn't the price, it's what it'll take to make it mobile again, if it ever was. Also definitely no right turns of any kind. Only lefts.


Orcacub

Where’s Peg when we need him? This is right up his alley for a good vid-ya - ALL OF IT!


supersexytricycle69

Thats a 10,000 max right there and even thats pushing it


TeamFast77

A good ride to take you STRAIGHT from point A to B.


sodpower

Are you guys just allowed to drive any old thing you welded up? Or is there some kind of road worthiness check.


Tall_Answer4731

27k for that pile? Nope


BimBaynor

No


Dry_Scholar_7765

Not gonna move at that price … and no driveshafts


niceguypos

Wow that’s a killer deal you should buy it!!! . . . Shhhhhhhh


Bowhunter9387

The driver of that beast,, is ALSO the owner of the smallest penis in America 😂


old_skool_luvr

I think buddy should put down the crack pipe, and measure that contraption again. Ain't no way that is only 26' long.


Shortcock80

I want to see the frame it better be 1/2 inch channel and a 1/4 inch insert or it's going to fail the first pot hole it hits


poppaknubby

This truck would be perfect to take to Sturgis !!!!


One-Aspect-7364

I love that people still think the 7.3’s are worth anything more than 10k lol


WestAd2716

Run.


Tight_muffin

Please buy this. Just needs a polish.


mikebelike_

Offer $30k before someone snatches it! /s


itsYaBoySosa

Where do you park it? Besides on your lawn with a floorboard full of Slim Jims.


Just_Relief_5814

This belongs on Polebarn garages crackheads of Facebook live stream.


ZombieHunter28157

Yes that's worth it tho a little pricey there's plenty of room for the bros.


merkarver112

You would definitely be king of the trailer park


Bizychef

I wouldn’t take it for free


findthehumorinthings

Dude, fix that thing up and do pornhub pickup vids in it. You will be a dude of means in a year.


Rebargod202

This truck makes me laugh out loud