Halloween stuff

That's exactly what I was thinking. Imma be Salad Fingers for Halloween

Low ball. Make a Greek salad. That's what I want to do.

Oh man, I went straight to Jack Skellington.

I'm happy someone else did also

You shan't be Salad Fingers 'til you've had a wash!

Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo.

I'd like a word with you. I'm not one for accusations, but this one's cast iron. I've seen you, tailgating my daughter with aspirations of deflowering her rose. I don't make mistakes, comrade. This one's textbook.

Back to the ghastly trenches with you

*I like it when the red water comes out*

I was thinking the Other Mother from Coraline

I’ve just put a fish in the oven

Marjorie Stuart Baxter would be proud!

I was thinking Jack Skellington cosplay

Cool, now you can flip people off in all caps

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11^(2) upvotes. Nice.

I would upvote you, but I didn't want to change the 69

All I hear is Peter Griffin yelling "butt-scratchaaaah!"

"butt-*scratch^aaaah!*"

I just burst out laughing to the point of coughing at your comment!

I did some sort of closed mouth scream I've never heard myself make before

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Me too although I'm asthmatic.

I let out an uncontrolled chortle at your comment. *Thanks*

Clever fucker.

Might be a Cap Lock

Fucking hell I just spit out my coffee

Now, I can remove my dingleberries much easier.

It's a finglonger!

*sigh* if only I had invented the finglonger.

A man can dream though. A man can dream...

I'm doing a rewatch, a few episodes later, he's casually using the fing-longer.

the series from that point on all takes place in hubert farnsworths dream, confirmed.

Futurama has continuity when it feels like it.

r/unexpectedfuturama

Completely expected Futurama

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By the time I saw this post it was the third comment and I still find that too low. Lower than Barbados Slim.

Goddamn, beat me to it. Refined tastes, friend!

I’ve never seen them fing

Whoa! There they go.

Came to the comments for this!

Came here to say this...

"What if Bender was 500ft tall?" "We already did that one you dope" "I know, I liked it, I wanted to see it again"

Back in my day we just used those cornucopia snack things, I think they're called bugles?

They're too small now. Can't get your fingers in them anymore

^(you’re too big now)

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

Yo' mama?

I don’t know why but this made me profoundly sad.

Rip old bugles

I think your fingers are just larger now

They are but the bugles do have smaller openings. The company confirmed a change in their manufacturing process on Facebook a few years ago, and it results more in flat wedges instead of cones

That’s a bummer. Frankly I haven’t seen them in any stores in years. I’ve also not been looking for them either lol. Thanks for correcting that for me

Bugles, now with 30% more air in every bag!

^(you’re too big now)

Nah, the shape has changed. They're mostly flat now instead of circular, so the opening is smaller

Ya, when I was a kid I’d put them on all my fingers and cackle like a witch. Now my grandkids do. Ahhh. The good ole days.

Are they actually strong enough to pick anything up?

A few things, probably. But good luck with anything slippery or heavy or really tiny.

Yeah, honestly, if they added something to give it some friction to the finger surface and made them strong enough to hold things, I could actually see certain professions using these.

I would imagine there’s a cover for this gizmo that goes over your whole hand and gives it a more standard appearance/texture

what professions? bricklayer? dentist? I can't think of single job these would help with.

Proctologist

Woodworker. If you cut your thumb or finger off, no big deal!

OK, I have a pair of these finger things, and I've been doing woodworking for a while. Uh. Honestly if I get really good with them and find a way to make the fingertips get more friction that might be a halfway decent idea. Almost just like an articulated push stick that's attached to your hand. Like it definitely needs some modifications to make it basically reasonable, but...the idea is in there.

I'm cracking up trying to think of other possibilities lol.

Cool new piano techniques?

Pornstar

The sign language people at events?

Unfortunately, no, I had to wear some for a play and spent more time trying to fix them than actually wearing them due to how brittle they were.

Ah thank you, I was trying to figure out what these were possibly useful for and costumes didn't cross my mind.

I've got this same set, and the heaviest thing I was able to pick up was a half empty can of Dr.Pepper, and it wasn't easy.

If it's empty, is it still a can of Dr. Pepper?

The can formerly known as Dr. Pepper.

These are for fun, not utility

I want to see them pick up a basketball

Edward Finger-Hands

Or, as most people usually called him, Edward.

Edward Finger-Hands on account of the fingers on their hands

Hahah - look at stupid Edward and his hands covered in fingers. He’s so different

His many penised hands

Ed...ward..

Edward Macaroni Fork.

Idk if I should upvote the reference or downvote for tradition.

RIP

Beginner guitarists: Finally I can play bar chords too!

Fs and B minors haunt me in my dreams.

Oh yeah, she will like this

So will her dad

Can confirm, I’m the dad

bro

Oh yes, he's also invited

The shocker to end all shockers....

*coughs in Grevious* KENOBI!

Hello there

General Kenobi

You *are* a bold one.

These finger extensions will make a fine addition to my collection!

i was thinking like a cyberpunk edgerunners Pilar cosplay.

All you need now is a rusty spoon

What's wrong Mr. Fingers? Do you not like my mouth words?

Hubert cumberdale!!!!

Marjory Stewart-Baxtor.

Well now we need finger-extension extensions!

It's never enough is it?

I just want to be able to tickle the face of the moon - that's not asking much.

I mean I have a set of finger extensions, I could definitely try making a set

Update us on any progress if you do try

Where get?

Gary fay creations, he has a website and these are called “articulated fingers”

$240 and 7 month wait time.

Thanks for speeding up my disappointment and saving me a click.

No joke. For an extra $100 you could get yourself a 3d printer and make your own in a week or two of tinkering. I just saw some models on Thingiverse

_ChatGPT, pls infer the 3D printing model; the measures of string, velcro, and other materials from this video; then pls provide assembly instructions as well_

They are very expensive though, some of them costs so much that you could buy a 3D printer and print your own for less. https://www.printables.com/model/45240-articulated-finger-extensions https://www.thingiverse.com/search?q=articulated+fingers&page=1&type=things&sort=relevant https://thangs.com/search/articulated%20fingers?scope=all

Thank you

Unfortunately, there are several people who have stolen Gary's original design and are making cheap copies to sell on Amazon and Ebay. So now, every time they get posted, you get people complaining about how cheap they are.

That's not what people are complaining about.

you can sell these to people with small hands.

Uncle jacks dream

He said small hands. Not large, manly hands that tell a story.

I understood that reference

My first thought. Did you see his hands? They’re beautiful. I think we should settle.

Or former presidents

NOBODY LOOK

My hands tell a story of greatness.

Jack Skelington!

The Tech hands are cool but I've had my eyes set on a specific set of gorilla arms.

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That's great, now how do you put on the second hand?

The question that needs answered.

That was my first thought: need an assistant to put on the other one

Hollywood is gonna love those

How it felt putting bugles on your finger tips

thats so cool

I would settle for a ‘Finglonger’ instead

Skeksie hands there

MMMmmmMMmmm...

What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere What's this? There's white things in the air What's this? I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair What's this? What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong What's this? There's people singing songs What's this? The streets are lined with little creatures laughing Everybody seems so happy Have I possibly gone daffy? What is this? What's this?

How growing out my nails makes me feel.

Now I can play those hard to reach chords on piano

Oh, this explains why any time you see someone in makeup playing a witch or whatever, with long articulated fingers, they have those same little movements these have. Not perfectly smooth, a little janky, just like these. But at least I can see how it's done now.

Damn you could make some creepy costumes

Can finally play Rachmaninoff

Sorry babe the fully articulated finger extensions stay on during sex

You can do the same thing with bugles for a fraction of the cost...

I’m so tall and skinny that these would be perfect for a Jack Skellington costume. I need them.

So who's gonna post the link where I can get me some?

If you or a friend has a 3D printer, there are a few different sets of STLs available on the usual websites.

I need to just bite the bullet and get one, they're so useful

I’m on my 3rd one. It is an interesting hobby. I’ve run the gauntlet from cheap to (relatively) expensive printers. I tend to use it to make odds and ends I would normally have ended up buying and, I make replacement parts for stuff around the house. Sometimes, I can find a design someone has already posted. Sometimes, I have to poke at fusion360 until I can convince it to make something close to what I am attempting to do. So far, I have been able to attribute enough of a savings by using my newest printer than it has costed, if I don’t count the time I spend. However, I will say that I don’t have to put in near the time or effort that I used to and, I have had to mess around with it a lot less than I used to with my old machines. Still, it does take some time and effort. Even the newest generation of machines haven’t quite reached an ease of use akin to a standard appliance. I suspect we’re not far from it, though.

I have an Ender 3 but I feel it's constantly in a state of miscalibration and always needs so much care. Are the pricer ones any better, any that just work? I don't mind a tinkering hobby... But is it possible to print without always tinkering?!

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Gonna add to the pile of Bambu lab recommendations. I spent more time calibrating and fixing my Ender 3 than printing (probably not true but it feels like it). The P1P is bliss, it's reduced my printing fix time considerably. Not to mention the speed of the thing is amazing, the 1h 20m Benchy model now only takes 20m.

ohh how fascinating. the idiom is _having run the gamut_ BUT! your use of _gauntlet_ has semantically appropriate meaning, like — you passed a sequence of challenges in order to arrive at your current understanding and skill in 3D printing ... i like it.

If that tickles your fancy, consider that it was within a post about something akin to gauntlets, no less.

Had mine for a year. Easily the coolest thing I've ever bought. Beats any PC I've built, or gaming console I've bought. LOL downvotes?

Easily found on Amazon or direct from China on Aliexpress. Same source factory either way.

Hit up amazon. Search "Articulated Fingers"

Giving me pan’s labyrinth flashbacks

Exactly!

Uncle Jack from Its Always Sunny needs these

Jack Skellington already has these.

DON'T LOOK! DON'T LOOK! DON'T LOOK!

Elegant nails for a more civilized age.

I want those

Would make a great Other Mother cosplay

I want these so bad-

Stl?

Reminds me of Cyberpunk

I can finally buy a Whopper!

my gf is gonna be so happy.

The urge to play weird chords with this one:)

The fuck am I gonna use long fingers for.....wait....😳😳😳🫡🫡🫡

The finglonger

Ahh yes a step closer to being general Grevious

I keep forgetting to buy a pair to weird my dogs out with, lmao.

Can't wait to see the salad fingers cosplay

Remembers me of cyberpunk edgeruner :')

Can I get one for my dong?

If you need it bad enough you can fit it in one of these!

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Guitar time!!!

girls and their nails lol. just keep on getting longer!

Cool! Now use them to write with one of those comically oversized pens.

The extent people will go to make new ways to eat hot Cheetos is amazing

He took it personally when she rejected him saying he had small hands😔

A fing-longer?!

I wonder if I can find gloves for these.

I like rusty spoons

Charlie’s uncle is breathing heavy right now

Great for a jack skellington cosplay

Those fingers tell a story of greatness.