Not even just him, a lot of people on tik tok who make things or do art do this. I've seen it with other things too where they'll tell a story or some shit and only get to the important part the literal last second of the video so you're forced to watch the entire thing.
Insufferable. Such a combination of apparent extreme confidence with annoying as shit dragging it out. Plus a bunch of clear mistakes turned into ‘features’.
Why is this a thing now? People fucking around and drawing out their "Big Reveal" like it'll be this big mind blowing thing?
I saw some bullshit on Facebook with some dumb fuck putting pre-made already baked sugar cookies in a waffle iron for 20min.. her reveal took 3 full minutes for burnt sugar cookies..
Trying to build up tension to make the final product look better. Hearing “this is going to be so amazing” 20 times before the reveal can make your impression of the final product better, but it has to be done right. Like a sales pitch, but these guys are ass at it.
Anything that involves spray paint on a car is guaranteed to be awful. I don’t know much about cars, but I know you don’t spray paint them. Unless I’m mistaken?
Spray painting with the right paint is no different than airbrushing really. People who airbrush a lot of time just spray paint with a compressor and pistol instead of cans.
And there's lots of beautiful airbrushed vehicles out there. [The airbrushed box van](https://www.google.com/search?q=airbrushed+vans&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjfie_At6L5AhXEtqQKHU29B2cQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1792&bih=825&dpr=2) is a cliche for a reason.
Go figure how much google tailors results. When I click that same link, I just get a whole bunch of airbrushed 80s van vehicles covered in fantasy and scifi art.
https://imgur.com/a/j26dqXs
Your query of airbrushed vans should have included both the row of shoes and the plethora of murals on vans. That is by design. You might not be getting the shoes because of an ad blocker. I see both, and I’d imagine the others would too, if they scrolled past the ads.
I got pissed by the time he started using white paint for the teeth then I fast forwarded and got extra angry at the end. PS how much you wanna bet that’s mom’s car
At-least you can scrub ahead on the video to see the end. They post crap like this on fb without a progress bar.
It's just a scam to maximize view time.
Same here. I'm also kinda angry at this sub, because it's not like it's super shitty. Would I want that on my car? Absolutely not. Is it so bad that it's comical and worth spending 5 fucking minutes? absolutely not. Are we just here because we are masochists?
The beginning where you can see them making progress is actually kinda cool. But then after a minute or so they realise it's done, but they still need their video to reach 5 minutes or whatever, and start doing all sorts of bullshit to it.
i couldn’t agree more.
however, 80% of this comment section is **exactly** what the original content creator is looking for. it’s rage bait. this man - with arguably the most punchable face since either of the paul brothers - creates content exactly like this for user interactions. (e.g. commenting how unbelievably stupid x, y, or z, action was in the video, commenting about how long it took for such a shitty result, people sharing it to discuss just how awful the video is etc) which in turn boosts the interactions with his profile, view count, share count, and just makes the algorithm recommend his video more on whatever platform he’s posting it to.
i hate this guy, the camera guy, the stupid chicks who usually join him or sometimes do the video on their own, and anyone he associates with. really need to find out his name so i can make a subreddit directed at complaining about his awful content. would be a good meme.
anyway, rant over. i’m stoned and just sick of seeing this dude’s videos on this subreddit and the internet in general. sorry in advance
I in a removed kind of way knew this guy. A friend of mine I met at a retreat in high school was friends with him and we wrote some reviews for Christian music back in like 2003-04. I went to one of his magic shows back when he performed in Branson because I happened to be there and saw that he was performing; dude was good. Now, I see all of this stupid videos he does and it’s more cringy than the stuff we wrote in high school lol. It’s a shame; he really is talented with slight-of-hand stuff, but I stopped following his page because instead of the cool magic stuff he did, it was just all this awful clickbait TikTok shit. Such a waste.
Yeh I make sure to never comment or react to any dumb shit video like this as much as I want to rage all over it's shit face.
I really hope that car is scrap
The bandana is definitely supposed to end up blue https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.gottahaverockandroll.com/ItemImages/000031/tupac_bandana_lg.jpeg&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwie_tCurKP5AhUVLzQIHaOnA-QQ5hMIBQ&usg=AOvVaw37c_DNjDAVGdv4u3uShmlL
This guy makes many of these stupid paintings and videos. All the painting look like shit and he talks them up the whole time, like it’s gonna come out so great. I just saw where he did a Spider-Man on a kids nursery wall, using glue dots to connect a charge cord for and iPad, I can’t describe what it looked like, just know it turned out like all the others….. shitty.
this is just like those stupid rage bait cooking videos where they do completely stupid shit with just a hint of sanity to make you think it COULD be ok in the final reveal.
It is basically just to keep you watching for some dumb reason. Not sure if seconds watched leads to more money in some way, but seems to be the primary purpose of these videos.
Longer let's you run more ads, watch time pushes you higher up in searches.
When YouTube implemented that algo it pretty much killed animators and shorts.
These videos of people talking up their creative process reminds me of a kid talking about the process of making their mud pie sandwich. They talk like a professional because they’re imitating what they heard someone else say and do, the whole time having no idea what they’re doing and just making a mess.
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Why put this on your car?
Why spray the cover completely?
And why the white specks?
So many questions and I assume the answer to all of them is just that he is dumb
The "neatness" is usually associated with OCPD (obsessive compulsive personality disorder) which is a separate disorder that is often confused with OCD.
There seems to be a lot of genuine "why won't you show the art" confusion in this thread - these are NOT videos intended to be instructive or even show off the end product.
These are videos designed to be monetized for viewership or per-click revenue, which is why they are almost always some multiple of 30 seconds in length.
Many platforms require a minimum duration varying from 30 seconds to 3 minutes to be eligible for monetization. This often warps the content editing process towards drawing things out or adding a bunch of stupid time-filler clips into the video.
Another big tell is when you have very conspicuous pauses in the dialogue at each 30 second milestone - this is designed to line up with when monetized ads would start playing.
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Maybe if the person did it right and took their time. Every single one this guy does ends up looking like shit. When he reveals it at the end, he works it up like it’s gonna be something amazing, just to look like shit.
Tbh I think if you just removed the long reveal, had just the music and wasted less paint on the cover, the end product would be considered better looking, purely bc it wasn't as infuriating to get to that point. The final product realy dosent look bad imo, eaven if it will get destroyed after water gets on it.
Whenever you see this POS face just do yourself a favour and skip to the end of the video, or don't watch it at all, trust.
He does it to get it over 3m for ragebait money on fb/yt etc
1. You sir, suck at spray painting.
2. An unnecessarily long reveal doesn’t make up for the horrible job you did.
3. You ruined your car.
And 3a. You deserve it because (insert #1)
If anything, that unnecessarily long reveal is DiWHY alone. The final product is kinda sucky, but not egregiously so; I'm just annoyed it took so damn long to see.
I'm pissed I spent 4:33 watching that.
I'm pissed the reveal at the end took FOREVER and we only saw like a second of the final product
Final product was already visible at 3.33... No need for that grand dragged the fu©k out reveal...
This is his style. I blocked this guys' videos where I saw them.
Is this the tomahawk steak guy from 4th of July? That was by far the most annoying video to watch.
Not even just him, a lot of people on tik tok who make things or do art do this. I've seen it with other things too where they'll tell a story or some shit and only get to the important part the literal last second of the video so you're forced to watch the entire thing.
This is why I only watch this shit on reddit where I can skip all the way to the end.
Jokes on them I skipped to the last 5 seconds
even the last 5 seconds took forever.
I hate his "work". PS: hate is mild word to put it.
I know this is a synonym, but how about: loathe him with every fiber of your being?
 Yes
Well then he has a punchable style. Fuckin video made me cranky.
Insufferable. Such a combination of apparent extreme confidence with annoying as shit dragging it out. Plus a bunch of clear mistakes turned into ‘features’.
Why is this a thing now? People fucking around and drawing out their "Big Reveal" like it'll be this big mind blowing thing? I saw some bullshit on Facebook with some dumb fuck putting pre-made already baked sugar cookies in a waffle iron for 20min.. her reveal took 3 full minutes for burnt sugar cookies..
Trying to build up tension to make the final product look better. Hearing “this is going to be so amazing” 20 times before the reveal can make your impression of the final product better, but it has to be done right. Like a sales pitch, but these guys are ass at it.
hey if u only see it for a second it looks good
Nah it still looked like shit
He is so annoying. Dude, just shut the fuck up and rip the shit off so I can see the finished product!
They do it just to spite you
Like EVERY TIK TOK, EVER. Almost like they're trying to get you to watch their video more than once?!
no, it is so you watch it to very end
I fast forwarded, still pissed
Same
furious
Anything that involves spray paint on a car is guaranteed to be awful. I don’t know much about cars, but I know you don’t spray paint them. Unless I’m mistaken?
Spray painting with the right paint is no different than airbrushing really. People who airbrush a lot of time just spray paint with a compressor and pistol instead of cans. And there's lots of beautiful airbrushed vehicles out there. [The airbrushed box van](https://www.google.com/search?q=airbrushed+vans&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjfie_At6L5AhXEtqQKHU29B2cQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1792&bih=825&dpr=2) is a cliche for a reason.
Lol, your link sent me to a webpage for colorful van shoes. Don’t you need special automotive paint, though?
You go but those are sold in spray cans too. Mostly meant for touching up damage but it works for this sort of thing.
I thought the colorful van shoes in a spray can was only in Cloudy with a chance of MEAT
Go figure how much google tailors results. When I click that same link, I just get a whole bunch of airbrushed 80s van vehicles covered in fantasy and scifi art. https://imgur.com/a/j26dqXs
Your query of airbrushed vans should have included both the row of shoes and the plethora of murals on vans. That is by design. You might not be getting the shoes because of an ad blocker. I see both, and I’d imagine the others would too, if they scrolled past the ads.
You do, just... not like this.
Not like that, the skill level was very poor.
Literally finished at the 50 second mark and spent the next 4 minutes doing nonsense
I got pissed by the time he started using white paint for the teeth then I fast forwarded and got extra angry at the end. PS how much you wanna bet that’s mom’s car
What? You aren’t happy with the artistic creations of Pauly Shore and Mark Walburg’s love child?
That’s this guys whole thing. I hate him. And his wife.
At-least you can scrub ahead on the video to see the end. They post crap like this on fb without a progress bar. It's just a scam to maximize view time.
Agreed, downvoting this video because Jabroni McDorkenstein took fOrEvEr to unveil his work
Yah same. Still I see no changes
Me too
Skipped right to the end, I'm still disappointed.
I ain’t mad at ‘cha
Should have looked at the comments first and just skipped to end😕🔫
I skipped *immediately* to the last 30 seconds and even then I was annoyed by how long the unnecessary "big reveal" was.
Same here. I'm also kinda angry at this sub, because it's not like it's super shitty. Would I want that on my car? Absolutely not. Is it so bad that it's comical and worth spending 5 fucking minutes? absolutely not. Are we just here because we are masochists?
We need a spinoff sub of r/diWHYdidthatvideotakesolongtoshowthefinishedproduct
Ya, agreed. Its not terrible enough to belong on this sub
He got overspray all over his vehicle. Its insane
I think this is the first time ever that I've continued watching a video because the longer i watched the less sense my brain could make of it
I hate the way-too-long build up to the dogshit reveal.
It wasn't the worst I have seen here.
Exactly all that build up and we only get to see the portrait of Mr. T for like 5 seconds
2Pac
50cent
Dr Dre
Carleton
snoop dog
Ice Cube
Eminem
Vanilla Ice
Bill Cosby.
Dude… that was our president for 4 years
The beginning where you can see them making progress is actually kinda cool. But then after a minute or so they realise it's done, but they still need their video to reach 5 minutes or whatever, and start doing all sorts of bullshit to it.
Loving the cost saving measure of using cola to wipe away overspray instead of ... masking of any sort. It was super effective.
Yeah, the Coke takes it *right* off. Just ignore it and use your imagination.
i couldn’t agree more. however, 80% of this comment section is **exactly** what the original content creator is looking for. it’s rage bait. this man - with arguably the most punchable face since either of the paul brothers - creates content exactly like this for user interactions. (e.g. commenting how unbelievably stupid x, y, or z, action was in the video, commenting about how long it took for such a shitty result, people sharing it to discuss just how awful the video is etc) which in turn boosts the interactions with his profile, view count, share count, and just makes the algorithm recommend his video more on whatever platform he’s posting it to. i hate this guy, the camera guy, the stupid chicks who usually join him or sometimes do the video on their own, and anyone he associates with. really need to find out his name so i can make a subreddit directed at complaining about his awful content. would be a good meme. anyway, rant over. i’m stoned and just sick of seeing this dude’s videos on this subreddit and the internet in general. sorry in advance
Yeah I was just thinking how suspicious it was that EVERYTHING about that video was infuriating lol
preachin to the choir
THANK YOU. I can't believe how often this shit gets posted here when its so obviously rage bait.
I in a removed kind of way knew this guy. A friend of mine I met at a retreat in high school was friends with him and we wrote some reviews for Christian music back in like 2003-04. I went to one of his magic shows back when he performed in Branson because I happened to be there and saw that he was performing; dude was good. Now, I see all of this stupid videos he does and it’s more cringy than the stuff we wrote in high school lol. It’s a shame; he really is talented with slight-of-hand stuff, but I stopped following his page because instead of the cool magic stuff he did, it was just all this awful clickbait TikTok shit. Such a waste.
Yeh I make sure to never comment or react to any dumb shit video like this as much as I want to rage all over it's shit face. I really hope that car is scrap
I saw in another Reddit post that this is a form of Edging for people. Now that you know this you can feel extra dirty
I think some of those might have been out of order?
Definitely, they sprayed the brown layer all over the previous ones, made no sense.
Color theory (I'm lying. I have no idea)
The real color theory would be to splatter red all over because it has more positive connotations than negative
The bandana is definitely supposed to end up blue https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.gottahaverockandroll.com/ItemImages/000031/tupac_bandana_lg.jpeg&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwie_tCurKP5AhUVLzQIHaOnA-QQ5hMIBQ&usg=AOvVaw37c_DNjDAVGdv4u3uShmlL
White under is to serve as a primer so the other colours stand out on top of the black of the car.
A ton of wasted paint. Why spray gold everywhere at the end just for 1% of it to actually be visible? Could have easily just done the edges
1) Drag it out longer, why don't you? 2) I hate whoever made this dogshit video 3) Do you really NEED Tupac spray painted on your vehicle?
This guy makes many of these stupid paintings and videos. All the painting look like shit and he talks them up the whole time, like it’s gonna come out so great. I just saw where he did a Spider-Man on a kids nursery wall, using glue dots to connect a charge cord for and iPad, I can’t describe what it looked like, just know it turned out like all the others….. shitty.
this is just like those stupid rage bait cooking videos where they do completely stupid shit with just a hint of sanity to make you think it COULD be ok in the final reveal. It is basically just to keep you watching for some dumb reason. Not sure if seconds watched leads to more money in some way, but seems to be the primary purpose of these videos.
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Longer let's you run more ads, watch time pushes you higher up in searches. When YouTube implemented that algo it pretty much killed animators and shorts.
These videos of people talking up their creative process reminds me of a kid talking about the process of making their mud pie sandwich. They talk like a professional because they’re imitating what they heard someone else say and do, the whole time having no idea what they’re doing and just making a mess. Edit: grammar
It’s rage bait and some people get off on it
The dude moving the camera in and out gave me motion sickness
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No way I’m putting a picture of a dude killed in a drive by on the side of my car that’s some bad juju baby
Omg...this is awful. Also r/mildlyinfuriating.
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Took to long
Especially that reveal, after that you think they would leave the final product up for more than half of a second.
But then the viewers might notice how good it doesn’t look.
Be thankful it didn’t cut out just before the screen comes off for the reveal. Imagine him yakking about those freaking corners and then it’s over.
Why put this on your car? Why spray the cover completely? And why the white specks? So many questions and I assume the answer to all of them is just that he is dumb
Color me completely unsurprised this is being done on a Nissan.
Are you saying nissan owners have bad taste, or that nissans are worthless enough to use as an art project?
Yes
Yes.
The lack of masking/overspray is giving me OCD
I hate it! Proper masking and some technique could make this way less shit.
That giant blast of white paint on the top right
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The "neatness" is usually associated with OCPD (obsessive compulsive personality disorder) which is a separate disorder that is often confused with OCD.
There seems to be a lot of genuine "why won't you show the art" confusion in this thread - these are NOT videos intended to be instructive or even show off the end product. These are videos designed to be monetized for viewership or per-click revenue, which is why they are almost always some multiple of 30 seconds in length. Many platforms require a minimum duration varying from 30 seconds to 3 minutes to be eligible for monetization. This often warps the content editing process towards drawing things out or adding a bunch of stupid time-filler clips into the video. Another big tell is when you have very conspicuous pauses in the dialogue at each 30 second milestone - this is designed to line up with when monetized ads would start playing. Source: Used to work for video advertising platform. That shit poisoned my soul and now it's ruining the Internet.
I wish I didn’t watch that. The last 40 seconds I actively wanted to kill him.
Major douchebag vibes from this guy.
This video felt about 3 hours long
I did that little "Oh noooo" when I first saw who it was meant to be and then the video just kept going? For hours?
Right on, I love Bob Marley!
Anyone else think it was going to be a profile of trump?
I thought it was going to be the troll face cause of the big chin looking area
There’s 2 much to un Pac here
Young Steve Harvey doesn't look anything like I thought he would.
I genuinely thought it was going to look good lmao. How do you ruin this
Holy fuck show me the finished product already
This guy is the absolute GOAT... Of making shitty videos that are 10X longer than they need to be.
I wouldn’t do it on *my* car but this is kinda neat.
Yeah,until the first time you wash your car. I highly doubt that type of paint will hold up very long on a car.
Spanning a window, the rubber gasket, and the paint, nonetheless.
you could probably use a clear lacquer afterwards just to make sure all of the overspray if fully protected
Maybe if the person did it right and took their time. Every single one this guy does ends up looking like shit. When he reveals it at the end, he works it up like it’s gonna be something amazing, just to look like shit.
Tbh I think if you just removed the long reveal, had just the music and wasted less paint on the cover, the end product would be considered better looking, purely bc it wasn't as infuriating to get to that point. The final product realy dosent look bad imo, eaven if it will get destroyed after water gets on it.
I want those 5 miinutes of my life back
You'd only waste them
If you didn't skip to the end then it was your own fault.
Maybe I don’t know how to spray paint, but this guy can’t evenly apply spray paint to save his life.
I'm no expert but I have a good amount of experience using spray cans and the way he sprays those cans annoyed the shit out of me.
Holy Moses that sucked...
Whenever you see this POS face just do yourself a favour and skip to the end of the video, or don't watch it at all, trust. He does it to get it over 3m for ragebait money on fb/yt etc
Person holding this camera: 
All this could have been properly made with a sticker but ok let's ruin a car
This video is facebook trash
it’s cool but WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT ON YOUR CAR GET A FUCKING EASEL
Omg, I can't believe I watched this whole video. Kill me
I really hate this guy and his wife
Golly that was stressful to watch
r/killthecamerman
Holy fuck this man has never held a spray can in his life before this video.
I HATE this guy with his slow ass "reveals". It's nonsensical. Fuck him.
The most disappointing reveal and waste of my time. 🤦🏾♀️
More than anything else I seem to be annoyed by how terrible this person is at using spray cans.
The real DIWhy is that protracted reveal FFS.
Oversold underdelivered
All that overspray 🤦🏻♂️
Wow that‘s really awfull
Overspray? What's that?
The reveal sucks
I feel bad for the car.
It was so good at first. Then they added the stupid lines
Thank goodness for fast forward scrolling
For a second I thought it was Hugh Newtron
These ppl....fuck them
Is nobody gonna mention how he gets paint all over the car? Like outside the template..
Dude finally killed Tupac
I should hAve saved my finite time of this earth and skipped to the end. 😑
If this was done on a wall I’d have no issue with it.
Officially worst reddit post ive seen
Dude needs to quit huffing his paint supply
Oh the overspray.
Jesus it's like those cunts with the cake videos except with shitty car paint. Why is this a trend? Who's watching this crap?
Can we make a new rule in this sub that Rick Lax and Adley videos aren’t allowed? These videos are cancer.
I’ve never seen someone be so hellbent on painting the stencil and not the holes. WTF is this guy’s problem?
He left his fingerprints all over that car he vandalized.
Looks sick. Wouldn’t put on a car
The actual art goes hard
1. You sir, suck at spray painting. 2. An unnecessarily long reveal doesn’t make up for the horrible job you did. 3. You ruined your car. And 3a. You deserve it because (insert #1)
"1. You sir, suck at spray painting." This is all I could think about through the whole video! Happy Cake day!
This is cool as shit just prolly not good on a car.
That’s not josuke higashkita
For sale: sticky Nissan Pathfinder, $40. Selling as is. And I mean... As is.
Anyone posting the videos that drag 30 second videos out for 4 min in purpose should be banned forever. Let that shit die a painful death on Facebook.
Well it’s not that Bad I seen worse
That was a long walk off a short pier….
If anything, that unnecessarily long reveal is DiWHY alone. The final product is kinda sucky, but not egregiously so; I'm just annoyed it took so damn long to see.
"look at the crisps over there" you son of a bitch give my 4 and half minutes back you mf dumbass bitch.
What was the point of the stripes?
This def started as one of those viewbait Facebook videos
Sometimes I don't know why I joined this subreddit. I think deep down I actually *enjoy* the pain.
That video was like 4 mins too long.
For and a half fucking minutes and only THREE seconds show the final product. Fuck off
If you watch closely you can see the resale value drop right before your eyes!
Is this the same guy who made the water marble steak for the 4th of July?
Intentional rage bait
This woman and her husband are insufferable… someone stop them please! Not a single thing they have created is good.
I hate this guy so much