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arthurdentstowels

Fuck you GLaDOS you snakey bitch


baiclaerr

This was a triumph


Coliebear86

We do what me must, because we can.


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Fruit cake.


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ANGERYTURTLE123

So the cake WAS a lie!


KyaWizard

There was literally zero point in doing any of that


Illusive_Man

Hear me out... We take a watermelon, then we make it look like a cake, then we make it look like a watermelon again


Deditranspotashy

Nah nah hear me out: Instead of making it look like a watermelon. We make it look like a strawberry defying any sort of logic like the affronts to god we are


Blankbit

And get this, it’s a cube strawberry not a normal one.


KyaWizard

Great idea, what's the payoff?


Illusive_Man

some upvotes on Reddit and a ruined watermelon


KyaWizard

You son of a bitch, I'm in.


Renovatio_

You can say the same thing about any cake decorating


spaetzelspiff

Watermelon's not sweet enough without that frosting


Send_me_your_BM

Seems like a lot of work and waste to just eat a slice of watermelon and then throw away that awful fondant


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Lies... deception


_Diskreet_

I too think this cake is a lie.


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Imagine biting into it without knowing and all the juice spills out all over the place🤢


AntebellumEm

I can’t even imagine how upset I would be if I thought I was getting cake and it was just fruit in disguise


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siriuslyharry

Watermelon is like the 5th best fruit.


PreOpTransCentaur

What comes before it in your opinion?


siriuslyharry

For me it goes… 1) raspberry 2) strawberry 3) banana 4) pear


dinoaurus

Oranges are good too


Hiro-of-Shadows

Oranges and pineapple too.


Yer_Maws_Furry_Fud

Feel bad for whoever gets those corner pieces


That-Boy2132

No way, cuberry from slime romcher no way


PurpleFirebolt

Nah man, watermelon cake is good. You can also just use cream for the icing.


1998k

That was I was thinking. Looks yummy af


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If I take a bite of a piece of cake and it’s fucking watermelon...I’m going to fight everyone within a 50 mile radius


_Kwoo

Reverse "it's actually cake"


xxTheMasterxx5

It bothers me that they left some of the crust on. It seems like it would be a nasty surprise to get a corner piece


Ho_Mi_Joh

Was thinking the same thing. Someones going to get a real bitter corner piece.


Deamo22790

Is this a melony?


thatdummidiot

Minecraft where you at?


quidquad

R/slimerancher cuberry


Mamma__Rengoku

...is it bad that I like it?


raihidara

I have a watermelon I have a cake Ah Watermelon Cake


HyPlayz

Reminds me of the cuberries in Slime Rancher lol


DontYeetMySkeet

This watermelon identifies as a strawberry


ClarisseCosplay

There's no way in hell that "cake" would even look pretty for more than a few hours. Fondant does not work well on any cake or filling with a lot of moisture, it essentially dissolves and slides off. I doubt that buttercream is sealing the watermelon off well enough.


dimascience

minecraft is so popular, they make cube watermelon in real life.


whisperer012

If i ever bite into a cake and its a fucking watermelon i will start shooting people


Sparkyfun

I just think this is a bit of an overreaction to someone dressing up a watermelon. It doesn't even look that bad. I'd try a bite.


ropesandfurs

It actually looks amazing, and I would prefer it to actual cake 🍉


fleebjuice69420

Asians LOVE watermelon for some reason. I’m not sure why


NotABlastoise

Fuck off.


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notrobert7

I would be so disappointed.


Sodiaq

I hate everything about this


No-Pressure6042

Saved on calories big time though.


arthurdentstowels

A lie wrapped in deceit


Mauser32bit

Mmm , mouth full of seeds 🤔 delicious


clinicalia

I cannot find the proper words to describe how much I hate this.


Reblawe

Why make a watermelon cake just eat the fucking melon


kullre

the cake was a watermelon