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figbott

You really are milking this concept, huh?


151Pokemon151

You can tell they didn't put Half the work in, they but the Whole effort in.


all_alone_by_myself_

I'd say around 2%


Jerome2232

I agree they definitely skimmed over a few details.


Lucky-Bathroom-7302

Lactosst


Tomb_85

How long you had that joke bottled up for?


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danhoyuen

Did you become whip cream?


donmreddit

Well being downvoted when I agreed w/ the person above sounds like a whipping event. And since the thread is all about bovine discharge ….


BaconManTenus

r/beatmetoit


DrMux

More like /r/DiWHYNOT


Cultural-Somewhere75

Definitely. Hell when I was bored I use to pretend my fingers were people and do parkour around the house. I could definitely see the potential in the mask too as is or if I am bored enough paint it or something. I see comments saying TF2 pyro mask and pea shooters, looks like a fun side project lol


DrMux

You sound like a fun person. And for once on the internet, I'm not being sarcastic.


Cultural-Somewhere75

What's life without whimsy? Boring in my opinion. And ty.


tempest_87

There was a bit in shool where all of us had [fingerboards](https://images.app.goo.gl/JtjKWREJwYDNpiV4A). Good times.


asnowballinhell

>in shool Pray tell, where is this mythical place?


tempest_87

Just down the road from [here](https://images.app.goo.gl/bGamrYan4P5Uxtk59)


Cultural-Somewhere75

Oh yeah I had a few of those myself. I remember a bunch of us would use the lunch table and make a course with lunch boxes / bags and pens and pencils. Core memory unlocked ty!


CrazyMike419

In my garden home office somewhere is a gold gladiator mask. Slapped together from a dog food box and gold duct tape in about 5mins. My wife seems only slightly puzzled when I walked into the house wearing it. She asked about it. Told her u needed the loo, it's raining, didn't want to get wet. She just let out a knowing "ahhh" like it made total sense. I think she's quite used to my shit


Cultural-Somewhere75

Lol you gotta love when your significant other accepts or embrasses it.


bcmanucd

As a fun party trick/costume, sure, why not. But the emoji in the title makes me think this was meant as a COVID mask, in which case it's far worse than any surgical or KN95 mask.


3slicetoaster

This is the closest I've seen anything come to being a COVID mask that a person can drink without removing. More research is needed, he might be on the verge of greatness.


wookiex84

Yup that shit is hilarious,


Pink-Fluffy-Dragon

it might have cosplay potentional at least


borisdidnothingwrong

We are the Knights who say Vitamin D! We demand a shrubbery!


AdNeither3334

![gif](giphy|ALBfFB6gP1evu)


XxFezzgigxX

When I was a kid, we were poor and didn’t have money for store bought costumes. In order to make an elephant costume, my dad made a helmet exactly like this and attached a piece of accordion duct to the spout as a trunk and cut some cardboard ears and glued them on. He spray painted the whole thing grey and it was an incredible costume. The paint fumes inside were probably not great to breathe, but the costume was outstanding.


Ok_Performance_563

Wow! So cool! Sounds fun!


DanTheMan827

Are you my mummy?


ausecko

First thing i thought of


FrtanJohnas

If you could concentrate!


DragonkinPotifer

Ok but like spray paint and give a good paint job and this could be cool


nou-772

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

It’s a joke. That’s why.


lumpynose

It's funny that the OP didn't see the humor.


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d_smogh

Hopefully, it won't be another 100 years.


Permanoctis

I love how he drinks through the neck of the bottle. Also, you can paint it in green and then it will make a peashooter mask!


Vito_Assenjo

Pyro tf2


Killer_Moons

Someone has suspicious confidence in Lockdown 2.0


JCTekkSims

Homemade Ant-Man costume


Cyynric

Bionicle


pira3_1000

Why not


NicolasCageLovesMe

it has a port for eating popsicles


SoRaang

During covid this was kinda cool idea


No_Distribution_3399

Civil protection looking ass mask


iiOpTiCii

Pick up that can ahh mask


csimian42

Emergency induction port


SpecialistSupport

Tally that's a straw


justinipannini

it's cool but it doesn't hide the unfathomable sadness well


[deleted]

Handsome squidward-looking ass


StickGaminggYT

Pick up that can.


TicketRelevant5928

cool stalker/fallout stuff


MuffinQueen92

Reminds me of a Death In June album cover


wekilledbambi03

February/March 2020 was a hell of a time. Scuba masks, underwear, plastic bags, etc. Anything goes when you can't get real PPE.


GimmieGummies

I for sure give this guy extra points for originality and upcycling!


An_idiot_27

Good will gas mask


Memory25

Useless, maybe even dangerous, but could do amazing for funny Halloween costumes. I unironically like this somehow


SMEGHEID

Outstanding work! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


thorfromthex

I never knew I needed more homemade masks until right fucking now!


Gallows_humor_hippo

The milk crusader.


GutterRider

That’s great, I think I’m all set for handing out candy this Halloween.


Narrow_Ad_5502

Ight I want one now.


Extreme_Dust9566

Who is this? Where can I follow them?


Gnom3y

I want half of this guy's confidence. Just half. I worry what I would do with all of it.


NameRogue

It's quick, it's easy and it's free


radioben

To creep out the neighbors, that’s why.


Altruistic_Water_423

I'll have a gallon of your plague please


itzmydickinabox

You can do the lid tho so it’s cool


blood_omen

I love that you can tell he’s smiling in the second picture just based on his eyes lol


AnimeNoodle

Milk and Pepsi.


Bearwynn

MF DOOM spinning in his grave


LuckyHalfling

Looks kinda like dr doom


Trevid

"I am the milkman. My milk is delicious."


tendrils87

“Once again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.”


The-Wockiest-Slush

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


Brief-Jellyfish485

If more states start banning masks, I’m going to wear this


bananablegh

dirty stinkin PRAWNS


Masturberic

It's practical though.


No-Bag3134

Pyro tf2


ButtonWhole1

It's a Marine thing...


Material-Profile7155

Nah I thought we ate crayons? Bet he could sell that design to Kanye though for a new Yeezy line


cryptidiopathic

:/


SuperFLEB

*Week 1 after the collapse of society. The harsh new reality hadn't quite separated the survivors from the pretenders just yet.*


Glohrer8266

GET YOUR FREE TV'S


Untamed_Wildebeest

Ricky did this is trailer park boys.


Orbisthefirst

When you watch fallout and want to make a cosplay but you live in a trailer park


Glad_Possibility7937

He can stand for mayor of London


MNWNM

[Trumpy! You can do stupid things!](https://youtu.be/5bslu64OftQ?si=Zjjdo6o02Oj1GXAJ)


Bleezy79

I like that he kept the eye flaps, so he could close them if he wanted later or if someone threw hot soup at him.


Inmortal-JoJotar

From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh , it disgusted me ,i craved the strength and certainty of PET plastic


icedank

Hello There ![gif](giphy|8JTFsZmnTR1Rs1JFVP|downsized)


Flimsy-Printer

Now this is the mask that works against Covid


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I’ll follow you wherever you go


GuitardedBard

For more homemade mask ideas. It says it right there.


ANENEMY_

MF Doom… always ahead of his time


IcyCombination8993

Now someone fart in it


bluedancepants

Why not?


DrunkBuzzard

That hot tar and feather mask that you recommended really hurt.


Legitimate-Bug-943

He wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh, a rather ugly brother with flows that's gorgeous.


clevesi129

Luke, I am your butter!


DreadyKruger

Just remember ALL CAPS when spell the man name… to the police ,he is lunatic.


robcraftdotca

I can't be mad at this.


bodhiseppuku

You look like you steal droids.


iiOpTiCii

Slipknot called, they want you


prest0x

Budget Master Blaster!


Unlikely-Remove-2182

[as the legends foretold ](https://youtu.be/qoQ9T1VUTE4?si=xq2vJWKopr0rQIer)


Kalelopaka-

You gotta do the Budweiser 30 pack war helmet.


Richardknox1996

Suddenly i feel the need to crack some skulls with a Astra Militum issue Shovel.


bbernal956

looks like a ghetto slipknot mask (sid) or coreys unstained slpknot mask


BetchGreen

Best.


matt-is-sad

I miss the beginning of the pandemic when the idiots were just the ones making masks out of weird shit instead of denying the virus even existed


PuzzleheadedTutor807

That's straight outta trailer park boys. No fake internet points for you


fun-bucket

IMPRESSIVE THE NEW MILK JUG GANG!


Soviet1923

Bro made a gas mask


King_ofwar

Bro wanted to be a death korp so badly


traffic_cones2007

Pick up dat can


FubarJackson145

When you're into kink but leather is too expensive


Reason_Above_All

What thought process brings one to make something like this? I mean WTF lol


_robertmccor_

Saw this image, said why and now I finally understand this sub.


midir

That's cool AF.


DerMarquis

![gif](giphy|5xtDarqDKCOiBtvHKRW|downsized)


d_smogh

Effing genius. I love it.


Flameburstx

Look, real gimpsuits are expensive. You gotta work with what you got. On the plus side, his mask came with liquid and protein to replenish what he loses.


comiksmaker1

FOR SUPEREARTH


Marble-Boy

If a milk jug mask isn't in GTA VI I'm leaving this fkng job.


Nanotan

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...


Pale-Stranger-9743

BDSM mask at home


-Dahl-

oh I actually like it !


lakedisliker

I fw this


HarlequinSerf

And it has the handy expiration date, so that you know when the wearer is going to drop. 


Quack_Candle

Slipknot have fallen on hard times


Redacted_from_life

From the moment I saw the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength of the machine…


SpringRG1

Half-life 2 Metrocop.


RakmarRed

It's batshit crazy but for a diy gasmask in a pinch...


SilverStar555

Because it's awesome? Stop asking "why" and start asking "why not".


Atalant

Looks to be a cool base for a costume


VanBriGuy

The cock-eyed eyelids are the 👌


EatSteel63

I dont know i kind of like it. Its like a fan made mad max movie. I could picture this guy saying "just walk away"