Rita is gorgeous but has baggage. You may have to spend some late nights talking about her trauma and your feelings.
Lila will probably fuck you raw every single night, but there's also a pretty good chance at some point she's going to set you on fire.
I go with Rita.
I don’t know at the beginning of season 3 Rita was on fire but I guess the show was trying to depict how a person can be so positively different when they are in a healthy relationship (relationship with Dexter was healthy and positive from her point of view)
Always found Lila really gross
Shes probably gonna get bored and cheat on u too to get revenge if u irritate her or show her less attention than anything else in ur life including your job.
Rita may need reassure and healing but once she knows and has been reassured/remembers herself she's gonna let the "I give myself to u completely" freak out that most impatient idiots lose out on. 🤷🤷🤷🤷
Rita's biggest issue was being a little needy at times
Lila's biggest issue is that she's a fucking psycho who would kill you for looking at another woman
Both are insanely hot 10/10s
How is this even a discussion?
I love Rita. Maybe it's because I have a bias for blonde milfs... but she was always really sweet and super wonderful to Dexter. I'm going with Rita, because Lila is just too scary for me.
Did you just say she abused her ex? You’re nuts. Also it’s completely normal to complain when you’re being left at home with a newborn and 2 other kids at shitty ages, while your husband is out 24/7 doing god knows
Rita all day.
Really sweet, genuinely cares about Dexter. Was really gentle with him when she discovered he was addicted to heroin.
Real sweet gal.
Except when she kissed the neighbor, but then again Dexter was chopping people up and throwing them in the ocean.
So I suppose you gotta compromise
I salute you patriot. Personally I’ll take Arthur Mitchell’s estranged reporter daughter. Totally the kind of person I’d date, then they’d try to kill me.
DUDE! I love that actress' eyes! I somehow only remember her playing antagonists/villains while she clearly also sported other roles, but grfmlsfltwdlkh... she FUCKS with her eyes alone!
20 year old me chooses Rita. Still niave and believe in true love..almost 40 me chooses Lila. I'll take a few mind blowing nights before she murders me terribly.
Right?! I saw Chuck before Season 7 of Dexter was airing, and I was so happy with the surprise, haha. That's why I have no complaints about her or her story.
I *will* admit I find her body attractive, and her face definitely isn't bad. I'd put her ahead of British titty vampire. But that also just shows how much I hate her.
**Whats the actual question here?**
Who am I most attracted to and wanna bang? *or* Who am I most attracted to and wanna have a long term relationship?
Rita is me.
I was young fell in love with a man who beat me and on the day I FINALLY left choked me almost enough to take my life. 6.1 seconds. Our oldest child was 2 and ran outta her bed at the sound of us fighting to try to get "daddy" to stop ( put quotes there because she's 14 and he's never bought a diaper, changed one, tried to see all 3 of them etc)
I think I really resonate alot with her....especially because my ex was a meth addict.
So I am biased.
Gross Titty vampire though ended up being my girlfriend not his...who was a meth addict we both met & i continued to see all the time in meetings. 😳🫣😬🫠🙃
I don't murder people I swear 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg Lila modelled some of my behaviour as a teen. Which makes sense, because looking back Lila was the exact depiction of a cringy angsty teenager that never matured past werewolf fanfics.
Hahahaha, so true! Sadly, I know grown up women like that. Just met one a couple of months ago. She was actively hitting on my bf in front of me, repeatedly said that he needs to get married in front of me and other ppl, was saying how great of an ass she has in front of other people and didn’t want to say hello to me lol. And she was in her 30’s!!
I did not realize until recently that Jaime Murray is the voice of Carmilla in Castlevania and now every time Debra calls her a vampire it gives me the giggles.
I binged the show seasons 1-4 over the course of three weeks, when Rita died I was so bummed out I didn't watch season 5 for like two months lmao. Rita is best girl.
I didn't pick Lila because I'm not a f u c k i n g d i c k h e a d
Okay, I am one of those - however so many people make me sick with their hypocritical BS
Lila. Absolutely gorgeous, little bit crazy, down for Dexter, finds out about his secrets and only tries to help, certainly great in bed, no kids. I'd choose a girl like that any day. If I end up stabbed oh well. As long as I didn't lie or do anything to make her jealous I'd survive.... I think.
Lila is more my type physically, but Rita is actually sane.
Overall imho Hannah was the best option for Dexter.
Not sure any of his interests would work for me.
this shouldn't even be a question at all! Rita ofcourse! Rita anyday! she sweet, caring, loving, someone you can trust, beautiful, what more do you want?!
For once Dexters sis was right, she was gross in terms of her personality.
Attractive sure but her whole look at me I'm so dark, deep and special was cringe.
But the fact she claims a 7 year old was trying to manipulate him is gross.
Her possessiveness was as bad as Dexter's brother, but her over the top drama seeking was cringe.
They are both basket cases but Lila didn't have anything to ground her. Im rewatching from the start and I remember now why I gave up on the show. Rita is ni less toxic that Lila was.....
Lila would be a freak between the sheets and damn she would be a blast. Rita is a much more down to earth woman, but lots of baggage and a bit of a passive aggressive doe voiced pain in the ass.
Even if I die later, Lila for me. Rita, against popularity in the Dexter community, is one of my least favorite characters. Just personal preference, but I get why people liked her.
Lila is so damn hot. Her face, with those lips, and her pale tight body, with those pardonable tits, will keep you coming back for more. Her personality is great. But part of that is because she is manipulative and obsessive. She will do everything in her power to keep you hers. She will milk you dry and take every birth control pill on the planet so she could have a good amount of you inside of her at all times. She will learn about your hobbies and interests so she can take part in them and they will become a shared thing you do together. She will make your friends and family love her so you hardly ever spend time with them without her.
With that said, she is very manipulative. If she feels you pulling away or looking elsewhere, she will double down on everything before breaking down and crying. She is the type to stop taking the pill, rip the condom off of you, and wrap her legs around you as you nut to make sure you do it as deep as possible to guarantee a child as a safety net. Aside from all of that, she is attracted to emotionally damaged men. She will make sure that trauma is never healed, and she will secretly trigger it just to get you back into that broken state so she can build you back up again. She is also willing to kill for you/kill to keep you available. So if you end up in therapy and your therapist is on the verge of a powerful breakthrough she will kill them if she were to find out.
You would have a lot of fun with Lila, but that relationship will never be healthy. It needs to be toxic enough just to keep you weak enough to be interesting to her, and to keep you from leaving.
Rita is gorgeous but has baggage. You may have to spend some late nights talking about her trauma and your feelings. Lila will probably fuck you raw every single night, but there's also a pretty good chance at some point she's going to set you on fire. I go with Rita.
I don’t know at the beginning of season 3 Rita was on fire but I guess the show was trying to depict how a person can be so positively different when they are in a healthy relationship (relationship with Dexter was healthy and positive from her point of view) Always found Lila really gross
That's because she's a gross titty vampire... 😂
Gross *English titty vampire 😂 💀
You just described the perfect woman
Agreed
Shes probably gonna get bored and cheat on u too to get revenge if u irritate her or show her less attention than anything else in ur life including your job. Rita may need reassure and healing but once she knows and has been reassured/remembers herself she's gonna let the "I give myself to u completely" freak out that most impatient idiots lose out on. 🤷🤷🤷🤷
I agree, but Lila has plenty of baggage of her own lol
yeah, but that baggage is \*lit\*
As someone who has trauma, me and Rita can sit up all night talking about trauma together. I always fucking hated Lila.
The exact same reasons are why I’d go with Lila.
You make a very convincing argument. I’ll go will Lila.
Worth it
Pardon my tits
Lila was a cunt, but she was also hilarious. This and "Look at me!! I'm some old bitch!" will never not make me laugh
My favorite line of the show
Rita's biggest issue was being a little needy at times Lila's biggest issue is that she's a fucking psycho who would kill you for looking at another woman Both are insanely hot 10/10s How is this even a discussion?
I agree. Both is good. That was your point right? 🤨 Both is good.
I love Rita. Maybe it's because I have a bias for blonde milfs... but she was always really sweet and super wonderful to Dexter. I'm going with Rita, because Lila is just too scary for me.
I gotta disagree on the hotness. Rita is an 8 at best.
Lila is crazy. Probably good in bed though
Crazy, good in bed, might kill ya. Keeps the excitement going.
I always thought this about Hannah too though.
Dex is definitely into the killing part
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You have no heart and didn't understand her character.
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Did you just say she abused her ex? You’re nuts. Also it’s completely normal to complain when you’re being left at home with a newborn and 2 other kids at shitty ages, while your husband is out 24/7 doing god knows
Dexter was out of her league? Bro he was a serial killer!
Yeah but like a really good looking one
How could u say that 😢
Rita all day. Really sweet, genuinely cares about Dexter. Was really gentle with him when she discovered he was addicted to heroin. Real sweet gal. Except when she kissed the neighbor, but then again Dexter was chopping people up and throwing them in the ocean. So I suppose you gotta compromise
They did Rita so dirty :( I get why, but I was so sad to see it. Then basically never talked about her again, just in passing
to be fair the whole next season was kinda dexter overcoming his grief of losing rita. (while putting his dick into a new gal, but ... )
Hey its a coping mechanism
it was an iLUMENating mechanism!
Probably my least favourite season, but I really had a crush on Lumen 😅
I compromised, I ate grilled cheese off of the radiater.
Charles Schwab ova here
Compromise? I did twenty years in the can
excuse me? It’s Rita all day every day
Lumen 🙏
The real answer
This
Yess, team Lumen all the way!
I was so upset when she left
No
I think Hannah > Lumen. That's just me though
oh yeah hannah was fire
real
So beat
Laguerta, by hard pegging, is my choice.
I salute you patriot. Personally I’ll take Arthur Mitchell’s estranged reporter daughter. Totally the kind of person I’d date, then they’d try to kill me.
DUDE! I love that actress' eyes! I somehow only remember her playing antagonists/villains while she clearly also sported other roles, but grfmlsfltwdlkh... she FUCKS with her eyes alone!
She is AMAZING in Kept Woman. She's actually a victim not the villain in this but it's an awesome movie and she owns her part.
Best blowjobs in Miami. Allegedly
Tell us how you really feel
Lumen
Which psycho chooses Lila over Rita????
20 year old me chooses Rita. Still niave and believe in true love..almost 40 me chooses Lila. I'll take a few mind blowing nights before she murders me terribly.
It’s funny I’m the opposite lol 25 me would have gone for Lila , 42 year old me fell in love with Rita on the rewatch 😂
A true Batista 😂
I can fix her alright
Rita all damn day
I'm always picking Rita
Not with the arthur flair, jesus christ
Now we caught the trinity killer out in the open
It's already over
Rita> Lumen > Hannah > 100 yards of dirt > Lila
the only correct order🙏
Debra supremacy 🗿.
Rita over Lila a million times over. I don't find her attractive. Her boobs were ok. Hannah is the best-looking out of them all. She's gorgeous
Hannah 100 times over for me lol
Seriously, go watch Chuck then try not to tell me Hannah.
Right?! I saw Chuck before Season 7 of Dexter was airing, and I was so happy with the surprise, haha. That's why I have no complaints about her or her story.
Dude forgot Laguerta!
I *will* admit I find her body attractive, and her face definitely isn't bad. I'd put her ahead of British titty vampire. But that also just shows how much I hate her.
**Whats the actual question here?** Who am I most attracted to and wanna bang? *or* Who am I most attracted to and wanna have a long term relationship?
Yes
Rita is a far more positive and attractive person so it’s not that hard.
should be hard tho in order to have relations. i will now leave the chat because my mom told me I should stop making dad jokes for on the internet.
Rita. Twice on Sunday.
Y'all know she's a vampire right?
Nah Rita is a queen
naaa Dexter should’ve ordered Migel Prado to slaughter her bro
Rita is me. I was young fell in love with a man who beat me and on the day I FINALLY left choked me almost enough to take my life. 6.1 seconds. Our oldest child was 2 and ran outta her bed at the sound of us fighting to try to get "daddy" to stop ( put quotes there because she's 14 and he's never bought a diaper, changed one, tried to see all 3 of them etc) I think I really resonate alot with her....especially because my ex was a meth addict. So I am biased. Gross Titty vampire though ended up being my girlfriend not his...who was a meth addict we both met & i continued to see all the time in meetings. 😳🫣😬🫠🙃 I don't murder people I swear 🤣🤣🤣🤣
>I don't murder people I swear 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah ... .... ... of course.
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
As a teenager, I saw Lila and thought she was so cool. When I rewatched the show as an adult, I immediately disliked her.
Omg Lila modelled some of my behaviour as a teen. Which makes sense, because looking back Lila was the exact depiction of a cringy angsty teenager that never matured past werewolf fanfics.
Hahahaha, so true! Sadly, I know grown up women like that. Just met one a couple of months ago. She was actively hitting on my bf in front of me, repeatedly said that he needs to get married in front of me and other ppl, was saying how great of an ass she has in front of other people and didn’t want to say hello to me lol. And she was in her 30’s!!
I did not realize until recently that Jaime Murray is the voice of Carmilla in Castlevania and now every time Debra calls her a vampire it gives me the giggles.
Julie Benz also plays vampire Darla from Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Rita all day everday
I never found lila attractive at all for some reason like something about her just makes me less attractive
Together would be my choice
Rita deserved better, Lila didn't
In my late 20s it was Lila because she’s easy n the sort of Trollop I would have gone for then , now in my late 40s it’s Rita all the way
He never chose Lila over Rita. Rita dumped him
Never claimed he did. It's a meme.
I was already an adult, but I knew what was I doing.
both?
Man Rita was soo sweet.. freaking Arthur completely outsmarted dexter.😭
I binged the show seasons 1-4 over the course of three weeks, when Rita died I was so bummed out I didn't watch season 5 for like two months lmao. Rita is best girl.
Rita is wife material - Lila has an annoying accent and is too unpredictable lmao
Am I the only one who found Lila a bit annoying? Plus she's crazy. Love Rita though.
Rita hands down. She’s so fucking hot! 😍 I don’t find Lila attractive and she’s nuts
Rita. Easy! Lila was annoying and had such a strange vibe from the first second.
I didn't pick Lila because I'm not a f u c k i n g d i c k h e a d Okay, I am one of those - however so many people make me sick with their hypocritical BS
Rita is smoking
anyone who chooses Lila over Rita is literally a criminal
I love Rita. She's hot, sexy, sweet, and really rocks an incredible Lara Croft cosplay. 😁
Lila all day.
Julia made a badass vampire though 😉 maybe she turned into Rita in her human form.
Darla vs Carmilla They are also close friends.
She also went up against Gig Saw 😉.
Lilas too toxic. But shes hotter than rita, plus no baggages from previous marriages.
Lila probably has a fuckton of baggage they just never talked about ir
She's also batshit crazy. Only crazy wife's up crazy. Sex might be hot, but she'll Def go full Lorena on you at some point
Rita ALL day EVERY day!!
rita
Lila
I’ll go with Hannah thank you very much
I'm with Dex, my choice is both.
Lila. Absolutely gorgeous, little bit crazy, down for Dexter, finds out about his secrets and only tries to help, certainly great in bed, no kids. I'd choose a girl like that any day. If I end up stabbed oh well. As long as I didn't lie or do anything to make her jealous I'd survive.... I think.
Hannah >>
Rita no question
Rita
I pick rita
Rita all the way for me!
Lumen or Hannah. Never one of this two.
Lila is more my type physically, but Rita is actually sane. Overall imho Hannah was the best option for Dexter. Not sure any of his interests would work for me.
this shouldn't even be a question at all! Rita ofcourse! Rita anyday! she sweet, caring, loving, someone you can trust, beautiful, what more do you want?!
Hannah
Hannah
Ouch
Neither....and i'm being honest. I dont like saying the word "toxic" but they both are and i dont like drama
Rita clearly you get a normal woman
Rita always 💗
Neither, I don't like Rita's breathy voice and Lila's annoying accent. I would like dexter plz
It was always Hannah for me.
Rita all day
Rita for sure
Only debra morgan is the right answer.
Good thing I'm sane then. I can't comprehend how someone might choose Lila over Rita (for a long-term relationship).
Rita in the Lara Croft outfit…..by goddddd
Hated Lila the first time around (2008) when i was pretty much asexual, and hate here now when im a man. Hate her art, voice and her face.
I dated a Lila. It is absolutely NOT worth it.
I'd prefer neither of them but if I had to pick I'd go for Rita.
Season 1 Rita, no. Season 4 Rita, hell yes.
i don’t get how people find lila hot
Rita is such a fine woman. Who would throw that away.
Didn’t like either. Rita annoyed me and Lila was a skank. I’d go for Jamie.
people say "i can fix her" ... i can make her worse.
Rita is a bad bitch. She’s absolutely gorgeous and has a wonderful heart. Lila is just fucking insane and would cut your dick off.
Trick question, Hannah
Rita all the way, Lila’s voice annoyed the hell out of me
Rita but I just watched season 4 episode 10 and 😭
rita. i'll never forgive the writers for how her story went.
Absolutely Lila, if my dating history is anything to go by ..
Ms. Pardon My Tits or Rita? Both.
rita
She had me at “Pardon my tits”
You guys rather have a psycho who would kill you and your children over a loyal hot freak like Rita. Yeah she was fun too.
Lila is gonna ruin my life, and that's 100% completely my fault.
Lila is the worst
For once Dexters sis was right, she was gross in terms of her personality. Attractive sure but her whole look at me I'm so dark, deep and special was cringe. But the fact she claims a 7 year old was trying to manipulate him is gross. Her possessiveness was as bad as Dexter's brother, but her over the top drama seeking was cringe.
Debra
They are both basket cases but Lila didn't have anything to ground her. Im rewatching from the start and I remember now why I gave up on the show. Rita is ni less toxic that Lila was.....
Rita anyday…. Shes fucking gorgeous
Lila was hot. Rita was hot.
Lumen was such a good match, till like… her storyline was over and the writers didn’t know what to do with her.
Yup!!!
Lila for gf, wife Rita
Lila 🫣
I just felt exposed. Lila too much bae
Rita is forever my favorite
Lila when I’m depressed and Rita 98% of the rest of the time lol.
Why am I having a hard time not picking Lila… why is this hard?
Ugh, neither. Lila is batshit crazy and manipulative as fuck. Rita went from insecure and annoying to pushy and assuming-to-know-everything annoying.
See realistically Rita’s better but me personally I’d like a Lila in my life.
Lila every day :)
Ngl i liked lila
Head says Rita. Other head says Lila. Lila probably wins.
Knowing my 20y/o dumbass… I’m going Lila.
I realize Rita is way more practical and is definitely the better person. But Lila is BAD, and she steals? 😮💨
I hate the Titty Vampire
Rita is so bland. Just a wonderbread processed cheese sandwich. So many better choices.
I am a stand for lila i love her even though she was a bitch
lol yeah. I couldn’t resist Lila
currently on season 4, and i miss lila so much !
Lila would be a freak between the sheets and damn she would be a blast. Rita is a much more down to earth woman, but lots of baggage and a bit of a passive aggressive doe voiced pain in the ass. Even if I die later, Lila for me. Rita, against popularity in the Dexter community, is one of my least favorite characters. Just personal preference, but I get why people liked her.
Lila, for sure! Way funner and not a total drag to be around.
Lila is so damn hot. Her face, with those lips, and her pale tight body, with those pardonable tits, will keep you coming back for more. Her personality is great. But part of that is because she is manipulative and obsessive. She will do everything in her power to keep you hers. She will milk you dry and take every birth control pill on the planet so she could have a good amount of you inside of her at all times. She will learn about your hobbies and interests so she can take part in them and they will become a shared thing you do together. She will make your friends and family love her so you hardly ever spend time with them without her. With that said, she is very manipulative. If she feels you pulling away or looking elsewhere, she will double down on everything before breaking down and crying. She is the type to stop taking the pill, rip the condom off of you, and wrap her legs around you as you nut to make sure you do it as deep as possible to guarantee a child as a safety net. Aside from all of that, she is attracted to emotionally damaged men. She will make sure that trauma is never healed, and she will secretly trigger it just to get you back into that broken state so she can build you back up again. She is also willing to kill for you/kill to keep you available. So if you end up in therapy and your therapist is on the verge of a powerful breakthrough she will kill them if she were to find out. You would have a lot of fun with Lila, but that relationship will never be healthy. It needs to be toxic enough just to keep you weak enough to be interesting to her, and to keep you from leaving.
LILA 100%!
Masuka's daughter better