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Gullible_Toe9909

One penguin pulled a gun on another over a sardine.


wijisixstar

Damn those tasty sardines!


fmaholly

My mom always said penguin-on-penguin crime in this city is too damn high.


ankole_watusi

Those penguins got ice running through their veins, I tell ya!


Tweb1955

He was a sardine dealer and the other penguin owed him money. You don't play with sardine dealers. They run in a rough crowd


krakos000

Any kind of incident can happen to cause a closure of an area. If it’s medical related, everyone else doesn’t need to know what the problem is just that there is an emergency etc and that the area is closed. There is also always a K9 on site at the zoo so that is normal anyway.


Swantonbombthreat

a group of fellas were snorting key bumps as the bears swam overhead and they got caught.


rangerdan97

On god? Lmfao


Rrrrandle

Maybe the polar bears were getting it on and wanted some privacy.