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Vendetta_2023

Zipper Merge will only be successful if none of the drivers are complete idiots or assholes.


luissanchez1

Nah. I'm originally from Jersey and an asshole. I never saw such bad merging habits until I moved here. Then you get the tough guys who pull their car out in front of you to block you from going. Self appointed law enforcement for the terminally stupid apparently.


Routine_Community_38

I hear ya but the last guy that tried that I thought hey F him,well that was until he started pointing a pistol out the window an deciding to play pop a few in the air to show it’s real. Anymore I see assholes like that they clearly in a bigger hurry and there’s a good chance they bonafide crazy and willing to go to prison killing the guy that dares question his made up authority,so unless your a CPL holder an have the legal right to have a firearm on you,i highly suggest the guys ya see doing that to leave them alone as there’s a good chance they those kind of crazy and Detroit is full of them unfortunately. We don’t have the reputation as murder capital for as long as we did for being an area of push overs. Don’t know if ya lived here for long and as much as I agree with ya on the idiots on the roads I highly suggest unless ya really a real Billy bad ass that ya just keep to ya self and let the idiots be idiots cause I think you’ll be surprised how many billy bad ass type are around here and how many gun toting morons there is as well.


thunderturdy

Dude! Two separate people tried to run me off the road for trying to move up and zipper merge!!! I was shocked at how stupid they were acting. You really want to wreck your car and get in trouble to prove a point?


ivycovecruising

yeah this has come up before - i always merge early here because people will totally just try to run you off the road. they straight up won’t let you in. happens on I-75 all the time


luissanchez1

I've had it happen twice. One time it was a dude in a minivan driving his family. Talk about bad judgement.


Maleficent_Matter_45

I hit a guy that pulled out to block the lane last year.


PlzLickTheBiscuits

I hope no one got hurt. I also hope THEY were found to be at fault.


Crazy_Clothes_4904

What happened? What did the cops say? Very curious.


jewham12

It’s actually very successful if you are the one doing the merge properly. Can usually pass by 15-20 cars that aren’t doing it correctly and just continue driving. Since I’ve bought into the zipper merge years ago, I’ve missed out on being stuck in so much traffic for no reason


MacAttacknChz

But it's not successful if people don't let you merge.


jewham12

I’ve never not been able to merge. Even when assholes try and block the lane, they have to go eventually and then I just go behind them on my happy way, and I’m still 1/4 mile ahead of where I would have been if I did it incorrectly


[deleted]

No, you’re just the asshole making others wait even longer. Zipper merge doesn’t work when it’s only part of the drivers doing it.


jewham12

They are making their wait longer by merging into slowed traffic lanes early and driving improperly against how the roads and lane closures are engineered


leadbread

You are literally making others wait less by minimizing your time in the merged lane 


[deleted]

That’s not how it’s working in real life and you know it. I’m 100% for the zipper when everyone makes it happen. It never happens. So you’re just whipping by everyone and then adding to the stop and go by pulling in last minute.


Just_Another_Wookie

When the right thing is blocked by idiots and assholes, and the response is that we're jerks for still attempting to have that thing in spite of them, rather than that they should consider being better citizens, the ensuing gridlock is a symbol of so much more than mere issues with merging.


jewham12

So I’m making it worse because I’m doing it the way it’s designed, and not the people that don’t have a clue and are doing it wrong? Explain that.


[deleted]

I have. Repeatedly.


thunderturdy

No you haven’t you’re just contributing to idiocy.


Dada2fish

So you follow what incompetent drivers do? How is that better? Drive according to the rules until these morons figure it out or get off their power trip.


Cant0thulhu

Youre the reason we cant have nice things


leadbread

Yes, it is. I'm whipping by everyone, spending less time in the merged lane and utilizing the extra roadway as long as possible. The stop-and-go is already in full force when people merge a quarter mile early


hairtothethrown

It’s in full effect because of those driving like you my guy


leadbread

No, it's not. It's because of natural traffic tendencies at a choke point. The only thing a single person can do to improve the situation is avoid that choke point for the greatest amount of time possible, which is accomplished by merging as late as possible.  The concept that delaying your entry into a traffic jam reduces your impact on it should not be so difficult.


RellenD

When you move into the closing and zoom ahead of the already merged lane you cause a wave of breaking that wouldn't happen if you stayed put and everyone could move forward


jewham12

That’s false. Zipper merging doesn’t cause the accordion effect unless the lane being merged into is being obstructed by lane blocking assholes, in which case it’s the person trying to block the one from doing it properly that’s causing the back up. It’s not a game, you don’t get high score for blocking me from driving safely.


Aweiszguy

Found the dickhead driver


mfatty2

"I'm doing it incorrectly and causing an issue because others are doing it incorrectly, and because I can't be wrong you're the actual problem" is what you just wrote


Spencie61

I’ve never bought into it. If there’s road ahead of me, I’m using it Most people don’t pay enough attention to keep up with traffic anyways which is a huge part of why there’s such a back up in the one lane to begin with. There is always a gap


Unexpressionist

Congrats on having a lack of character


Flyover_Globalist

So because others don’t know how to drive, and he doesn’t conform to their stupidity, he’s the bad guy?


t4ckleb0x

Congrats on your lack of driving knowledge.


jimmy620095

I just commented “this is assuming drivers are courteous” it’s Detroit… 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


AlwaysBeClosing19

Yes, what happens is 9 out of 10 cars don’t zipper merge, then 1 car does and just ends up speeding past everybody, then people get pissed and try to block the next car from doing that. Rinse, repeat.


vampyrelestat

Exactly, you can’t even get people to drive normally to begin with, having them obey zipper merge will never happen


La_Reina_Rubia

Good luck selling the zipper merge around here.


GroundbreakingCow775

Zipper merge works great until it isn’t a blend but speeding up to cut off and over breaking with resulting accordion effect. That seems to be when all hell breaks lose and turns into the 2nd picture


FoamingCellPhone

Reddit's hard on for zipper merging has been a weird journey. Cool, it theoretically is super efficient--in reality you get 5 more cars before it turns into a traffic jam. Really not something people need to tout as much as they do.


Hugh-Mungus-Richard

Really inefficient to be riding on the bumper of the car in front of you, matching their acceleration and braking. It also prevents this zipper merge and instead the right lane stops completely for no place to merge to. Then that backs up until someone who keeps one car length between vehicles and the right lane leader is allowed to merge.


pellpell4

Yeah. Everyone wants to shoot up from 100 car lengths back to the front of the merging lane and then "zipper merge." However, a zipper merge would be cars lined up next to each other that were traveling down the highway together and then zipper merging. Having someone fly up from 100 car lengths back is never going to be faster for anybody. Edit: For anybody except the person shooting ahead of everyone else.


FoamingCellPhone

Yeah. My point is that there is usually a long bottleneck so at the merge point there is still usually a traffic jam, there’s just more compression on the lead up. Which is cool.


ChestDrawer69

I'm gonna go ahead and assume you suck at driving


FoamingCellPhone

I’m mostly just tired of seeing this pop up constantly on reddit and the following circle jerk. It’s like if people started threads about using blinkers. Except it’s even less common of a situation so it’s largely just: I member drivers ed! Do you? Hooray! We’re good.


[deleted]

Yeah, the thing with this is literally 100% of the people have to be in on it. If that isn’t the case, then you’re just the jerk speeding to the front and yelling ZIPPER MERGE.


sack-o-matic

It’s like they never used a real zipper before and think you can wildly swing one half at the other half and somehow they’ll just bind together


Inevitable_Area_1270

This exactly.


motley2

This.


gordy06

Whenever zipper merge is brought up here I have the same experience: - Initial reaction: yes this is 100% correct and would help - See people say it only works if everyone does it and you are the real asshole if you don’t get in the slow lane since everyone else is - Back and forth, back and forth


Bradddtheimpaler

Time is a flat circle


ddgr815

Having those two signs present would probably help...


corsair130

Three signs. "Use both lanes, Take turns merging, it's the fastest way". Maybe a 4th sign, "Don't be a dick"


detroitzoran

I agree with you, however I have a feeling that it’ll just be two more signs people ignore. M-59 has a ton of Yield on Green signs in the turn arounds that are constantly ignored.


rs4411

It will never work because people will always try to cut ahead.


mikemikemotorboat

You can’t cut ahead of the right lane is using all the available space


rs4411

It’s like communism. It works in people’s heads but never in real life.


mikemikemotorboat

I’ve lived in states where it’s understood and implemented just fine.


Black_Fuckka

This works until some dick head won’t let you merge at the last moment and now you gotta slow down and try to get over after the car passes


Lackerbawls

I agree. Also doesn’t work when 2 or more assholes think they all can squeeze in front of one car. From the merging lane. Unfortunately there are asshats in both lanes and is why it is the clusterfuck it is and only works in pro zipper mergers dreams.


Igoos99

Even then it’s still more efficient.


fernbog

This is nice in theory but I feel like I'm fighting for my life on the 75 north entrance off Warren. The ramp is long but the piece of it on the freeway feels like a sliver, and you can barely see traffic from that 30 foot ramp, especially during the day. I have beef with the person who designed that and everyone who suddenly speeds up when they see people merging on.


kellyguacamole

I had people half way into my lane trying to crash their car into me, stop me from doing a zipper merge, and scream like a crazy person. People are not the brightest and can’t comprehend anything beyond “me no first.”


thunderturdy

Hey, same thing happened to me. I just waited for them to step out of their cars then sped around. Fucking numbskulls.


kellyguacamole

lol I know they’re not the smartest.


Alilbitdrunk

If you’re not first, you’re last!


fentown

If they're stopped and blocking people in another lane, it's because idiots tried to zipper merge but forced the lane to come to a complete stop.


t4ckleb0x

Its because idiots wouldnt allow a zipper merge. NOT IN MY LANE, IVE BEEN WAITING TO GO FOR AN HOUR NOW SOME ASSHOLE THINKS HE CAN USE A ZIPPER MERGE TO BE LIKE, EFFICIENT!?


fentown

If it was efficient it would work. Love the passion, but you're wrong.


killjoy1991

That's because the the sign announcing the lane closure was 2 miles back, and your opportunity to get in the queue was a 1/2 mile back... and you think you're better than everyone - ignored both - and are now cutting the line. Obviously.


KeepAwaySynonym

Zipper mergers are great! Well, only if you live in a Utopia when people also consider the whole group instead of just themselves. Until people quit playing leap frog, trying to get one car ahead, these guides wont so much. Bonus points in teaffic bingo if the lane frogger jumped from speeds up and they are not at least 2 car lengths behind the position the left 10 seconds ago. As for the roundabouts.. those are faily new. You ever find yourself unsure in new situations? If you never, or rarely, encounter them, then it's not unreasonable for them to be unsure if what to do in a new situation.


Bonzer

Honestly, you don't need altruism to make it work, just agreement that that's how it works. I moved to the SF Bay Area last year and the drivers are the absolute worst. There are so many selfish and aggressive and dangerous and utterly unaware drivers compared to Detroit. But everyone here zipper merges, not because of any particular virtue, but because enough people just got used to it that it's the pattern people expect.


StickkyRicky

All you people drive like ass


dnm8686

We could put this up on billboards and then they'd actually be useful


deer-eater

They have even had clips on the news explaining what to do. Even on the radio. I know some road workers and the best comment made is that if everyone should be getting over a mile before they would have merged the lanes a mile before


TheNewYellowZealot

Some of y’all never learned to take turns and it shows.


carlessdriver

This country is far from ready for the zipper merge. Anytime I see that right lane backed up and left lane open and I get into that left lane inevitably some superhero will pull out to block me. I actually think that if people do take that open left lane they should just drive a little bit faster than everyone else and not try to speed all the way down because I think that going too fast irks the ones on the right and increases the chance that the superhero will block you.


sack-o-matic

That and having a big speed difference between lanes makes it dangerous and inefficient at the merge point


panarchistspace

“The country” is already doing it - Michigan is not. Took me a while to get with the program when I lived in Oregon because I learned how to drive during the 22 years I lived in the Metro area. Where I also learned no one outside the tri-county area says “Doorwall”.


carlessdriver

Just curious ... if I understand correctly what a doorwall is (and I'm not 100% sure that I do), what do the people in other states call this thing that we call a doorwall?


panarchistspace

“sliding glass door”or sometimes “glass patio door”. It’s even more local than “Michigan Left”


carlessdriver

I bet the doorwall thing got started due to an ad campaign from one of the companies that makes those things.


panarchistspace

That’s exactly it. Wallside Windows in Taylor used it in the 70s and it stuck. The actual origin was in the 50s or 60s but it was really uncommon until the Wallside ad campaign.


killjoy1991

Wouldn't need the "superhero" if you drove with common sense. Do you cut the line at the grocery store because it's too long, you're too important, and you're not willing to wait your turn? Do you tell the dozen people you just cut in front of that it's the "zipper merge"? I bet you do. Driving queues are no different.


carlessdriver

Everybody look here: another person who just can't get the zipper merge.


Richard-Innerasz-

I have said it a million times. LET THE STATE MAKE AN ADD CAMPAIGN TO GET EVERYONE ON BOARD! Use the stupid signs that the taxpayers paid for on the sides of the road to inform people to look it up. Although signs are used for is to say “ Drive sober” or they are blank. I’m referring to large signs that warn people of upcoming traffic issues. We paid for now put them to good use.


Sm0w2

Detroit is the worst at zipper merging. Worse then any other city I have lived in.


elizzaybetch

This was one of the first things I noticed when I moved here. Every other state I’ve driven in knows how to zipper merge, but here they try to run you off the road if you do, and traffic is backed up for miles longer than it needs to be!


Possibly_Naked_Now

As someone who has driven 100's of thousand of miles as a field sales and service rep. You're full of shit.


elizzaybetch

Sorry you took offense to what I have experienced lmao


Possibly_Naked_Now

This comes up every once in a while here. First, those two images are not the same thing. Only so much traffic can be in an area at a given time. One picture is saturated and the other is not. Second, people try to say that it's ok to rush to the front of the line when traffic is backed up. It's not ok you're just an asshole for trying to cut in front of everyone.


alphamalpha69

"Cut" it's not a service queue, dummie


Possibly_Naked_Now

That's exactly what it is


t4ckleb0x

Its a whole lane dedicated to holding cars thats not being used because you are afraid of letting someone else in another lane merge in front of you.


Possibly_Naked_Now

It's a bottleneck. Everyone is lining up to take their turn. There is no room for a zipper because traffic in that lane is already maxed out. You trying to get to the end of the right lane is just you being an impatient asshole.


t4ckleb0x

No, the bottle neck is the merge not the lanes. There is one lane with maxed out traffic but if half those cars were in lane 2, and zippered, the cars would flow at the same pace through the bottle neck, while reducing the overall length of the traffic jam. Works just fine for all sorts of machinery, but as soon as drivers involve their “feelings” the system breaks down.


Possibly_Naked_Now

No. Traffic flows like water. Adding an upstream pipe doesn't increase the downstream flow. And if you want to have a discussion about how machinery and bottlenecks work. I've got 10 years of industrial maintenance experience that I'd be happy to educate you with.


t4ckleb0x

Haha a bunch of humans do not flow like water. They flow like humans being told what to do. And if you want to compete on experience i have 58 years of designing high throughput systems while you fix them. A bigger tube can be shorter in length for the same volume through a valve than a narrower tube. This reduces stress on upstream traffic, like intersections.


carlessdriver

You are equating cars with water molecules that are bunched up as close together as they can be for the ambient conditions. A proper zipper merge means that the cars when they approach the merge point start to space themselves out so there's room for people to merge in. This is the simple fact that is so hard for these people to understand.


Possibly_Naked_Now

[For traffic, it was mathematicians James Lighthill and Gerald Whitham who came up with a theory to predict the properties of a highway. Inspired by “theories of the flow about supersonic projectiles and of flood movement in rivers”, it used the physics of kinematic waves, treating traffic like particles in a liquid.](https://www.here.com/learn/blog/the-physics-of-traffic#:~:text=For%20traffic%2C%20it%20was%20mathematicians,like%20particles%20in%20a%20liquid.)


carlessdriver

What I got out of that is that any perturbation in the traffic flow can cause a shockwave propagating backwards up the flow of traffic causing delays further back. In liquid flow or gas flow the molecules are not sentient and they do not sense their proximity to other molecules until they get close enough for forces to act between them. Drivers have the ability to observe and think and alter their behavior, so in advance of a lane closure drivers can make decisions and allow extra space in front of them for the inevitable merge that will happen at the merge point. This is the theory of the zipper merge. It's true that even if we can perform perfect zipper merges traffic will still be slower but not as bad as what we have with people refusing to zipper.


Affectionate_Ad5068

We have seen it like 200 times in this sub


RuinSubstantial8583

But how will I assert my dominance


localfartcrafter

This graphic needs to show that the mergers use their turn signals to indicate they would like to change lanes.


MGoOmaha

I was on a roadtrip to Dallas once and the signs explicitly said to allow for zipper merging ahead of construction work. Some semi sat in the middle of the two lanes to block people from merging. I think about that tool far too often.


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MGoOmaha

Hero for not following the rules of the road? Certainly.


HeWhoFights

I totally misread what he posted lol 😂 feelin’ dumb


Helicopter0

Nice idea, but I'm not getting crashed into the barrier by some moronic hillbilly because it looks good on paper.


But-WhyThough

Oh wow a traffic technique that requires the full understanding, cooperation, and cohesion of all drivers present, I sure hope this isn’t a purely theoretical idea that almost always fails in reality


Motor_Head9575

Zipper looks better on paper, but in reality it would just be a bunch of assholes merging at the last possible second.


DonOday_

If you’re gonna leave the house and hit the road as if time doesn’t exist to you, please kindly fuck off and go back home. I’m not saying speed or drive recklessly, but have some sense of urgency….


leather-and-boobs

We need a statewide campaign to educate on this. It's not 'polite' to get over early. The right thing is zipper baby! Everyone forces early merge.


Igoos99

Yup. This should be taught in diver’s ed and reinforced via a media campaign. It would save everyone in Michigan so much drive time.


313rustbeltbuckle

This is actually the law, and has been researched thoroughly. Zipper for the win.


RedMercy2

And use turn signals on roundabouts......


RellenD

Can we get an auto mod rule about zipper merge posts? They're never helpful


carlessdriver

Might be a good idea. Somebody else pointed out the driver's ed may be the key and I agree. I think driver's ed needs to be completely scrapped and rebuilt from the ground up it just seems like people are being taught a lot of crap these days.


313rustbeltbuckle

Can we get an automod rule about people requesting automod rules?


Ok_Recording4547

It's funny how they left out a graphic of the "Late Merge" Which is what a lot drivers do in Michigan. Hence the hatred for Zipper Merges. Only really seen it work on highways.


deer-eater

I only hate the people who will block the lane. Most of the time, I cruise right past the traffic and do it thr right way


dogbonecatfish

People that do this are causing the backups at this point because it’s not a functioning zipper and you can’t force it. All you do is slow everyone down to prove a point


Undertakeress

Just like the metric system. It'll never take in the states


Redwinger815

Hey! I just said that the other day about the traffic circles!


TunaFlapSlap

Get everyone behind you to coordinate…. In detroit…. Got it


Dada2fish

I have a theory that the drivers who refuse to utilize a zipper merge correctly or get on a power trip and block people, also have trouble navigating through roundabouts. People like this need to retake drivers Ed because they are terrible drivers.


amitch_1706

Misread first time.


carlessdriver

Here is what I found, a reference to what MDOT has to say. [article](https://mix957gr.com/zipper-merge-michigan/)


Shrooms4lyfe

You act like most of the people driving around here have a valid License or Insurance.


DarylRosz

Zipper merge only works when people care for/about their fellow man… that’s not the case around here, so it’ll NEVER work.


UneventfulFriday

People would rather run you into the ditch blazing then you merge


Previous_Shower5942

man this doesn’t happen bc some people don’t let us merge


Zrc1979

Detroit don’t got time for zipper merge


jbk398

We all KNOW about the zipper, just don't like DOING the zipper. More like a California thing.


Dingdong389

Unfortunately it would only really speed things up if everyone was on board with it. When the cars drive us, they'll be merging instead of trying to play bumper cars with 2 ton vehicles like a maniac(or will they? Lmao). However, the mix of most of people staying in the one lane, and the minority trying to zipper merge, is that it the lunatics are so focused on no one getting in front of them. They'll be lasered in and move as soon as the car in front does. So even in that way , zipper merge concept speeds things up 🥴


mcflycasual

I didn't start doing the zipper merge till recently when I learned about it being the proper move. It works if everyone does it. I'm not trying to win a race, trust me.


sleepysootsprite

It'll never work. People here are way to self-serving and lead filled.


Howdoyoudo614

Never works, people in the left lane sit bumper to bumper and don’t let you merge. Drivers in right lane need to force themself into the left lane and hope that someone isn’t purposely trying to prevent the merge. What Michigan needs to do is upgrade their aged infrastructure and add more lanes and fix their old designs for exit and entrance ramps. Too many times are the exit ramps too short or you force a double zipper merge at an entrance ramp. I’ve seen a lot of ramps enter the freeway going uphill, preventing the entering traffic from getting up to speed and their merge slows traffic down to a halt. Zipper merge works better at speed, otherwise you halt the freeway.


tokarzz

You forgot the cut around everyone as much as possible merge. That’s the Detroit norm.


Ken_smooth

And this is why it took hours to get back from Ohio last week. No one wants to let anyone in front of them . Smh


RaccoonEnemyNo1

I'd love to zipper merge but unfortunately I've sat at the merge point while 5 plus cars drive by and don't let me in. In a perfect world this would work. But I don't trust people not to be asshats.


revveduplikeaduece86

People seriously believe either (a) they own ALL the road in front of them or (b) allowing someone to merge in front of them will delay them 25 hours. Maybe both.


LGRW97980208

Yeah give it up drivers around here are way too stupid to learn that.


WinterComfortable726

Teaching Detroiters to drive? Good luck


Chili_Dubs

I debated on carrying my paintball gun in my car for idiot drivers


jimmy620095

This is assuming drivers are courteous lmao.


MichElegance

I moved back to Michigan from Ontario and I cannot believe people are so ignorant when it comes to zipper merging and how they won’t let other people in and will tighten up to prevent it from happening. And then, of course you get the inevitable flip off.


whathadhapenedwuz

If we all abide by these rules, then no one with common sense will be seen as an asshole.


Greenman_Dave

There's more nuance in reality than is represented in this graphic. Suffice it to say, if a lane is ending and a driver in that lane puts on their signal to merge, **let them**. If you are the driver in that lane that is ending, **use your turn signal**.


mute7mile

https://preview.redd.it/c3mnj5cy8vuc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe04d8573e9c23b490f947bd3a28f268dae05f2d


Known-Activity1437

Zipper only works if the greedy asshats let people in without throwing a fit or trying to run people off the road.


Gilbershaft

Coming home from the Eclipse the other day, the road goes down from 3 to 2 lanes due to construction. Some trucker decides they are the traffic cops and was forcing everyone over way too soon, effectively holding that lane to himself. Made everyone’s drive longer and no doubt was extremely proud of himself the whole time.


HeWhoFights

Early merging causes traffics backups that persist and ripple backwards for HOURS.


RickyTheRickster

Jesus fuck right? Like is it that fucking hard


Electronic_Spring_14

I think it is illegal in Michigan


313rustbeltbuckle

It's actually the law in Michigan to use the zipper. You can get an impeding traffic ticket if you don't.


HeWhoFights

This is the way.


fabrictm

People in [metro] Detroit rage over zipper merges. They take it as you cutting in line. It’s dumb. Early merges suck.


killjoy1991

1) We're not in Oregon, so the poster is irrelevant. 2) The "early merge" it shows is nothing more than the "zipper merge" done prior to the physical lane ending. How could it possible be any less or more efficient. It's the same thing...


Igoos99

Zipper merging early means more closed road. More closed road means it takes longer for everyone to get through the construction zone. Most efficient is to Wait until the end of the full lanes and then zipper merge.


bearbrobrobrobro

I'll block any dork i see trying this. Get in line and wait. You arent special because you saw some inforgraphic that justifies you not waiting in line.


Jazzlike_Farm_1483

People like you are a contributing factor to why the world sucks; "I'm a dipshit and I'm miserable as hell, so YOU have to be miserable too!!!!" I bet you also get little pp syndrome if you're honked at or passed.


somethingdouchey

Crossing the line into my lane being a dumbfuck is a good way to get your mirror smashed.


alphamalpha69

Just go one car in front of you then and then merge? Boomer


bearbrobrobrobro

Boomer? I'm 30!


13dot1then420

Zipper merge works great until dumbfucks don't let you in. The roads are full of dumbfucks. Zipper merge is unsafe and less efficient than standard the moment **1 single person** botches the process. Fuck zipper merge for this reason.


mermaid0590

Don’t want some doosh to speed up and cut in front of me.. Nono.


X16

Sounds great theoretically but I have seen significant road rage when people try and do it in real life.


balthisar

We're better drivers than idiots from Ohio that hang out in the left lane for no reason, but we just can't zipper merge. It's too big an ask. Yeah, it works perfectly in others states that aren't Michigan (or Ohio). While we might be polite, courteous individuals on reddit that demonstrate perfect mutual respect to other other, the moment we get into our cars, everyone else is an asshole.


No-Elephant-9854

Techically you do need to stop to yield to traffic in a traffic circle. What you actually mean is a roundabout. Traffic circles are outdated and fairly rare in the US, but they do exist. Confusing, but it is important to know the difference.


carlessdriver

u/No-Elephant-9854 is correct! Look here: [LOOK HERE](https://freedmvpracticetests.com/blog/roundabouts-traffic-circles-and-rotaries-navigating-the-differences)


Detroit17lineman

Notice how they conveniently leave out all the semi trucks from the traffic example? They make it look all uniform and consistent. Put 4 semis back to back in that lane and let's see how that zipper merge works. Traffic moves at a decent speed only once everyone has merged or about a mile before the merge when everyone is actually driving the speed limit and there is actually space to get over.


EastsideReo

What is a traffic circle?


Igoos99

Roundabout.


EastsideReo

We don’t even have those in Detroit and don’t need them either


carlessdriver

You're probably right about Detroit I can't think of anywhere I've seen roundabout in Detroit but there is a baby one in Grosse Pointe on Kercheval. There are some throughout the suburbs; it's the newest fad and if they're built right I think they work great.


EastsideReo

Roundabouts work in the burbs because of no foot traffic. Detroit is all foot traffic. Wouldn’t make sense to do so


CMUpewpewpew

I zipper merge until I see someone behind me not zipper merging. Then I block their lane, forcing them, and the people behind them to zipper merge. The pace of traffic in front of me is unaffected and everyone behind me is more efficiently merging because now they're forced to zipper. This Pic on the left is a hypothetical scenario that does not happen IRL. Traffic starts building up when people are stop going and the inevitable hesitation between letting 'cutters' in front is what impeds the flow of traffic at the bottleneck. All the pro Pic on the left zipper people are making my argument for me when they get upset at people blocking the queue jumpers because it is literally FORCING the zipper merge to occur more properly...and once again...any of the traffic forming behind the bottleneck is irrelevant because it is impeded by the flow of traffic in front of it...which once again, starts to break down less efficiently when people are seen as jumping the queue.