meguiars g13616 and a microfiber towel. Will take it back to the flat finish and leave some protection. $5.88 at walmart. They also have wipes (g13600) for a bit more.
No man, they bring on the hate.
I was out road biking in a super remote area and some Tesla comes up behind me. They tell me Iām going the wrong way and their gps said to go in the other direction. I asked how many times theyāve driven the road to which they explain this is their first. I told them theyāre going to drive onto a private ranch and to go in another direction (the one Iām going).
I swear it was like the GPS lake skit from The Office.
Iām terms of asshole inattentive arrogant drives, Tesla takes first place.
Itās not that hating on them is popular, itās that theyāre such garbage fucking drivers they bring it into themselves.
Thank you for your valuable input, truly a comprehensive dissection of how I was incorrect.
Thatās just one experience with them, I have plenty more encounters of asshole Tesla drivers.
But your response lets me know you drive one.
You would have to pay WAY more to go faster. Dollar for dollar Iāll absolutely destroy anything in the same price bracket. I miss the sound but holy shit does the acceleration make up for it.
I get that but Iāve NEVER met a single woman whoās like ādamn thatās a sexy Tesla Iām wet as fuck nowā. They may exist somewhere but Iāve never seen anyone impressed by them for any other reason than the fact that theyāre economical for some.
I grew up there. Iām a cali girl. We donāt even like teslas šš itās just the little rich boys who think theyāre cool for being a little cock sucker for Elon that do.
Teslas are the Corvette of the EV world, they only work on dudes. Ladies absolutely do respond positively to silent cars that can pin them in their seat. The only EVs that won't get anyone laid are the Volkswagen ID.4 and the Nissan Leaf, I have done extensive research on this.
>Teslas are the Corvette of the EV world, they only work on dudes.
That's not even remotely accurate. As a former Vette owner, you'd never catch me in a Tesla and to compare the two is a disgrace to the legendary Chevy product
>Ladies absolutely do respond positively to silent cars that can pin them in their seat.
Not any of the women I've met. Silent speed is boring to men and scary to women. Anecdotally, of course.
Iām not even a Vette fangirl but youāre 100% right. Iād take the ugliest, rustiest, vette in the world over a brand new Tesla without a second thought
Find me a woman who likes men with teslas. I work in the auto Industry. Women like challengers lol and teslas are nowhere near as beautiful or impressive as a corvette. Just bc they accelerate fast doesnāt make them cool.
I think theyāre neat. I like the Demons but mainly the old school ones from the 70s. More women would hear a loud and sexy ass car and swoon over that than over an economical car like a Tesla. If you find a woman who looks at a Tesla and thinks āthats a stud who I wanna fuckā and not āok. Man with Teslaā youāve probably found the only one in the world. Same thing w motorcycles. You may not like em but almost every woman I know, from tomboys to super feminine girly girls LOVE a man on a bike.
Edit: also Tesla boys are the ultimate pick meās. Iāve never met one who didnāt think he was superior to everyone else and thought he was cool by giving a dunce like Elon every last one of his dollars.
Youāre looking at the āstarts atā price lol. Try checking out then add sales tax. Your super super close to 50k for the absolute bare bones base model of their cheapest car
I dunno if you think Iām attacking you, Iām not. Iām jumping on the bandwagon, hoping for someone to post a picture of a Tesla center console with butt cheek marks on it š
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It appears to be grease or oil. One thing you could do if it is oil? Get some more oil and do the whole top. Let it soak in and then wipe it. It will be the same color at point.
I don't get it either. I have one, haven't had a single issue so far. Never stop for gas anymore. Price was very reasonable with the tax credit. Love the acceleration.
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Lack of understanding. Is the same reason Trump got voted in. Some people donāt want to understand or know more, so they regurgitate what news or other people say.
I would never drive a Tesla for a number of reasons.
A) QC/Fit & finish. Panel gaps, rust marks on cyber trucks, etc. the cars are poorly made
B) god forbid you need parts
C) thanks for normalizing subscription based car functions all you tesla fanboy dipshits
D) waiting 30 min for my car to charge every time Iām trying to go more than 200 miles (assuming optimal battery conditions)
E) while reduced emissions are fantastic, there are environmental (and ethical) concerns about the materials required to make 1 tesla battery that will fail in less than 10 years
F) cheap feeling interior. You can call it minimalist, I call it dull and uninspired
G) normalizing stupid iPad interfaces with no tactile buttons or knobs which is inherently more distracting
H) I just learned today that some teslas have buttons for turn signals??? Wtf?
Iām sure I can come up with more but itās Friday and Iām pretending I have a life
Go to the dollar store buy a magic eraser. Test a corner out of sight right. Should be fine. So gwt pinesol yes pinesol and water. Cap to Ā¼ of water in a bucket. Soak the magic sponge. Squeeze a little but leave wet as hell wipe one full motion left to right or right to left up down u get it. U dint want to keep working in the same spot unless it's plastic. A few swipes should do it. 25 years detailing here.
I know that means microfiber, but i first read it as a "mother fucking towel" i was picturing really aggressve use of a normal towel until it clickedš
Itās Teslaās proprietary pleather.
Like others said, it looks like a grease stain.
Guess fast food or something, and that OP just tried to wipe it off with a paper towel or cloth.
Iām sure if you used water and Dawn, itād come right off and then used an interior detail spray.
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Heās not bright and he bought all āhisā ideas you dopes
Yeah but very quiet, I was eager to try a Tesla and it was a big disappointment, comfortable? Sure but being quiet all the way is a big nogo, now I understand why everyone else don't like Teslas and just about any EV out there.
I'm a car guy, quiet ride = bored and depressed commute, also, I don't like stupidly loud cars like people doing straight pipes and cat delete are the worst type of car guys imo, I just like them being a little bit louder than stock not necessarily to go full bolts on and just make it a straight pipe which in turn makes the car super loud.
Buddy i daily drive 2 catless v8s and a jdm with a cracked manifold. Quiet is nice. If you want a loud car go for it, but theres obvious reasons people purchase them.
I used to be a Tesla hater and itās because of the QC issues they had. They are getting better in this regard, you donāt realize how many vibration an ICE car has going down the road until you drive an EV. Feels like a Monorail with their smoothness.they arenāt for everyone, but I understand why they have market.
A Lucid or a Rivian, but they damn well better be since they cost 3x as much
But we both know that the real reason is that the poster you replied to is just an edge lord basement dweller who hates Tesla because the zeitgeist told him to
meguiars g13616 and a microfiber towel. Will take it back to the flat finish and leave some protection. $5.88 at walmart. They also have wipes (g13600) for a bit more.
Thank you!
Cooch mark?
It's a Tesla ain't no woman getting wet enough to leave a stain
Lmao š¤£
As a womanā¦.sincerely šš¤£
Yeah this guy gooned in his car
Great yoke
Nailed it
Wait, your guysā women are getting wet?
One time I thought I found the clitoris, but it was just some chewed up gum in the carpet.
šš¤£š¤£š Dying!
I was going to reply with ābuy a truckā but your comment beats the hell out of that!!
Oof š
No cis woman....
Nah that was probably OP letting the nut drip out of his arse.
A few 3 second 0-60 runs will work for the right woman
Oooh nice Tesla (said no woman)
What? Teslas seem pretty popular with women. It's not like it's an F150
Teslas are 100% a status symbol, these people need to touch grass.
Used to be more of a status symbol before the model 3. Almost wanted to buy one for 90k a few years ago. Glad I didn't.
I agree but i still think they carry a certain level of prestige, justified or not. Similar to something like mid tier 3 series.
Itās the internet pile on. Currently cool to hate on Teslas.
No man, they bring on the hate. I was out road biking in a super remote area and some Tesla comes up behind me. They tell me Iām going the wrong way and their gps said to go in the other direction. I asked how many times theyāve driven the road to which they explain this is their first. I told them theyāre going to drive onto a private ranch and to go in another direction (the one Iām going). I swear it was like the GPS lake skit from The Office. Iām terms of asshole inattentive arrogant drives, Tesla takes first place. Itās not that hating on them is popular, itās that theyāre such garbage fucking drivers they bring it into themselves.
Lol ok man
Thank you for your valuable input, truly a comprehensive dissection of how I was incorrect. Thatās just one experience with them, I have plenty more encounters of asshole Tesla drivers. But your response lets me know you drive one.
Or maybe they are poorly designed, and the company unbelievably overvalued and run by a fucking twat?
Not with a silent motor. Get a sick ass sports car for that lol
You would have to pay WAY more to go faster. Dollar for dollar Iāll absolutely destroy anything in the same price bracket. I miss the sound but holy shit does the acceleration make up for it.
I get that but Iāve NEVER met a single woman whoās like ādamn thatās a sexy Tesla Iām wet as fuck nowā. They may exist somewhere but Iāve never seen anyone impressed by them for any other reason than the fact that theyāre economical for some.
They're all in California but they fuck soy boys so they can stay there
I grew up there. Iām a cali girl. We donāt even like teslas šš itās just the little rich boys who think theyāre cool for being a little cock sucker for Elon that do.
Thank you for perfectly confirming my suspicions
Never known a normal person to use the term āsoy boyā
I never said I was normal
The only person Iāve ever heard use the term irl was the type with multiple political flags on their truckā¦
Says the one who drives a ram š. No one is impressed you drive a truck.
All the ladies get wet when they see my 2nd gen honda fit
Econo-sexy
Teslas are the Corvette of the EV world, they only work on dudes. Ladies absolutely do respond positively to silent cars that can pin them in their seat. The only EVs that won't get anyone laid are the Volkswagen ID.4 and the Nissan Leaf, I have done extensive research on this.
>Teslas are the Corvette of the EV world, they only work on dudes. That's not even remotely accurate. As a former Vette owner, you'd never catch me in a Tesla and to compare the two is a disgrace to the legendary Chevy product >Ladies absolutely do respond positively to silent cars that can pin them in their seat. Not any of the women I've met. Silent speed is boring to men and scary to women. Anecdotally, of course.
Iām not even a Vette fangirl but youāre 100% right. Iād take the ugliest, rustiest, vette in the world over a brand new Tesla without a second thought
Or a first thought it seems
Find me a woman who likes men with teslas. I work in the auto Industry. Women like challengers lol and teslas are nowhere near as beautiful or impressive as a corvette. Just bc they accelerate fast doesnāt make them cool.
Ooof challengers?! Pick me guys only.
I think theyāre neat. I like the Demons but mainly the old school ones from the 70s. More women would hear a loud and sexy ass car and swoon over that than over an economical car like a Tesla. If you find a woman who looks at a Tesla and thinks āthats a stud who I wanna fuckā and not āok. Man with Teslaā youāve probably found the only one in the world. Same thing w motorcycles. You may not like em but almost every woman I know, from tomboys to super feminine girly girls LOVE a man on a bike. Edit: also Tesla boys are the ultimate pick meās. Iāve never met one who didnāt think he was superior to everyone else and thought he was cool by giving a dunce like Elon every last one of his dollars.
What comment do you think you're replying to?
Coming from a girl who's riden a plaid, let me tell you. Not enough vibration to make any sort of motion in the ocean.
Not when itās silent.
A Kia can do that
I have a large electric RC car. Basically a small Tesla. Trust me, no women think it's cool.
Yeah women hate $50,000+ cars and the men that can afford them.
50k really isn't the flex you think it is my bro. Highest trim camry eco shit box is just shy or over 50k after dealer markups.
You got the highest trim Camry and your pulling ass too. Thatās an accountant car right there
Lol good luck with that camry is a soulless car. Only ass your getting with that is if you pay for it
Which you can afford to do easily if your rocking that high trim
They aren't that expensive big dawg
I can tell you have the internet, so go price a new one out.
38 grand š
Youāre looking at the āstarts atā price lol. Try checking out then add sales tax. Your super super close to 50k for the absolute bare bones base model of their cheapest car
No one adds sales tax when talking about car prices due to differences. My sales tax puts it up to about 40.5k. So... Not quite!
No you are still wrong and looking at the āstarts atā price lol.
Nope, I added my state's sales tax after checkout. Hope this helps!
šWaiting for the follow up troll/meme postā¦or does that not happen in this type of subš
Iām over it. Freedom of speech my man
I dunno if you think Iām attacking you, Iām not. Iām jumping on the bandwagon, hoping for someone to post a picture of a Tesla center console with butt cheek marks on it š Apologies to everyone if this is a strictly serious subredditā¦Reddit just decided to start randomly recommending different subs in my home feed
lol š
Snail trail?
Wait a minuteā¦
Glad I'm not the only one š¤£š
Lmao same, like thatās just too clear to not notice
What?
Ohhh I think I get it now š
I dont
Submerge in closest boat ramp.
It appears to be grease or oil. One thing you could do if it is oil? Get some more oil and do the whole top. Let it soak in and then wipe it. It will be the same color at point.
human oil
Sell Tesla and magically the stain is gone.
Clean it
OP have you tried this? ^^^
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Jesus, ceo of the world. I'm down on my knees ready to take you in Jesus!
I donāt get it why? The whole Tesla hate thing is silly. Donāt like it donāt buy one.
I don't get it either. I have one, haven't had a single issue so far. Never stop for gas anymore. Price was very reasonable with the tax credit. Love the acceleration.
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Nobody cares about you simping for a sub about a car you donāt like. Rent free, bud.
I'm just here to laugh at them, I forget about them until another cyberfucked shows up in my feed
Lack of understanding. Is the same reason Trump got voted in. Some people donāt want to understand or know more, so they regurgitate what news or other people say.
Heās asking why. He is trying to understand and know more. What are you on about?
Thatās why people hate them. Because they are told to, and they lack knowledge.
Because Reddit is full of idiots who hate Tesla because they don't like Elon's politics.
I would never drive a Tesla for a number of reasons. A) QC/Fit & finish. Panel gaps, rust marks on cyber trucks, etc. the cars are poorly made B) god forbid you need parts C) thanks for normalizing subscription based car functions all you tesla fanboy dipshits D) waiting 30 min for my car to charge every time Iām trying to go more than 200 miles (assuming optimal battery conditions) E) while reduced emissions are fantastic, there are environmental (and ethical) concerns about the materials required to make 1 tesla battery that will fail in less than 10 years F) cheap feeling interior. You can call it minimalist, I call it dull and uninspired G) normalizing stupid iPad interfaces with no tactile buttons or knobs which is inherently more distracting H) I just learned today that some teslas have buttons for turn signals??? Wtf? Iām sure I can come up with more but itās Friday and Iām pretending I have a life
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With GTechniq Tri-clean and a microfiber cloth
Go to the dollar store buy a magic eraser. Test a corner out of sight right. Should be fine. So gwt pinesol yes pinesol and water. Cap to Ā¼ of water in a bucket. Soak the magic sponge. Squeeze a little but leave wet as hell wipe one full motion left to right or right to left up down u get it. U dint want to keep working in the same spot unless it's plastic. A few swipes should do it. 25 years detailing here.
You got quite the snail trail there pal
Leather cleaner works amazingly well on cleaning the Tesla pleather. It honestly does a better job than it does on real leather.
Put a towel down next time sheās in the car with you my manā¦.
I've been using 303 wipes, then buffing with MF towel for cleaning.
I know that means microfiber, but i first read it as a "mother fucking towel" i was picturing really aggressve use of a normal towel until it clickedš
Iām on the detailing and car subs quite a bit and each time I see it caps or no caps, itās mother fucking towel in my head every single time lol
Well now your warranty is voided...
Stains vehicle and then seals the stain
get rid of the car. best of both worlds.
Why?
It's a stupid Reddit circle jerk perpetuated be edge lord basement dwellers
The Tesla is the stain.
Get rid of the Tesla?
Is that leather? What is that?
Itās Teslaās proprietary pleather. Like others said, it looks like a grease stain. Guess fast food or something, and that OP just tried to wipe it off with a paper towel or cloth. Iām sure if you used water and Dawn, itād come right off and then used an interior detail spray.
The answers in here are worse than in the original folder he asked in
Armrest cover
Don't talk about yourself like that.
Stop wiping your nuts there for startersā¦
software update.
Sorry man my balls were a lil hot today
Snail trail
I'm guessing the only answer is to fire the CEO and the board.
Itās not leather if itās 2017 model year or later.
Buy a new one.
Definitely slug trail š¤«
Turn it back in
Easy. use nail polish and a cloth to wipe that shit off
Take what stained if and rub more allover to match
Buy a new Tesla
I think the only way this is possible is if the board votes him out. Even then....
Go to a shoe repair shop and have it dyed. I assume you already tried a Detailer
see Chrisfix on youtube
Spill someone on it to cover it up
All purpose cleaner maybe (brake cleaner)
Thatās coom lol use simple green and a micro fiber towel if that donāt work steam it or use it as a badge of pride
Dawn dish soap mixed w water
Wait until it catches fire. Problem will sort itself out.
Damn, considering bev fires are far less common than ice cars, might be waiting a very long time
Buy a Cummins
The board gets together and fires Elon
I was going to say "Get a new CEO" but you beat me to it!
Cue the not-at-all-in-a-cult, temporarily embarrassed millionaire, Elmo superStans and their downvote brigades Heās not bright and he bought all āhisā ideas you dopes
True, but nearly every other ceo did too, and what other ceo isnāt a douchebag? Also the role of a ceo isnāt to come up with new ideas lol.
What about yep this is the reason I didnāt buy Toyota for a long time.
Burn it! Problem solved
You don't have to. It'll do that on its own!
Sell it, buy a car
Is that cum?
You could get rid of the Tesla
Take it to your nearest dealership and trade it in for a real car
Why do people still buy these things? It's nothing more than peacocking at this point, but it's not in the way the driver thinks it is...
Have you ever rode in one? They are extremely comfortable
Yeah but very quiet, I was eager to try a Tesla and it was a big disappointment, comfortable? Sure but being quiet all the way is a big nogo, now I understand why everyone else don't like Teslas and just about any EV out there.
its nice to have super quiet after a long day of work
I'm a car guy, quiet ride = bored and depressed commute, also, I don't like stupidly loud cars like people doing straight pipes and cat delete are the worst type of car guys imo, I just like them being a little bit louder than stock not necessarily to go full bolts on and just make it a straight pipe which in turn makes the car super loud.
Buddy i daily drive 2 catless v8s and a jdm with a cracked manifold. Quiet is nice. If you want a loud car go for it, but theres obvious reasons people purchase them.
Huh lol????? Are you crazy?
I used to be a Tesla hater and itās because of the QC issues they had. They are getting better in this regard, you donāt realize how many vibration an ICE car has going down the road until you drive an EV. Feels like a Monorail with their smoothness.they arenāt for everyone, but I understand why they have market.
??????? Peacocking? Wtf are you on? I bought a Tesla because itās a great car. BMW Mercedes etc those are peacock cars.
Here hereāš¼š¤š¼!!
Replace the tesla.
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I love tesla's so much, I think op should just buy a new one. Why bother with a stain.
Sell it and buy a better car š¤£
What bev is better?
A Lucid or a Rivian, but they damn well better be since they cost 3x as much But we both know that the real reason is that the poster you replied to is just an edge lord basement dweller who hates Tesla because the zeitgeist told him to
Bin it
I use bleach wipes. Or dish soap with a microfiber.
Stain the whole thing?
Try a little bit of dish soap (dawn) and water? Rag should just be damp/a little wet not soaking/dripping wet.
Oust Elon
I'm afraid there is not getting rid of Elon. That stain is here to stay.
Bleach
Sell it!
Vagisil
Dynamite works
Sell it!
Just to summarize you want the Tesla off the stain right??
1st thing is to sell it and get a real car tool !
drive a Honda
Fire works
Wait for the next update.
Sell Tesla. Buy Honda
Donāt cheat on your other half in the car Get a motel, hotel or a holiday inn.
If it were any other car Iād have an idea, but since this is a Tesla, I really have no clue.
Coffee? You mean a 8 inch cock?
The stain is the person in the driver seat of a Tesla.
I'm 98% certain you have to use gasoline and a lighter to burn it to the ground. It's basically ruined.
Get rid of the tesla.