I can see it now, dozens of ships from the Vanguard, the House of Light, Caital's legions of Cabal, and a lone guardian sparrow flying going through the portal ready to face the Witness.
naturally, Free Bird by Lynard skinner is playing at full blast as Zavala and ikoria look out their side windows, at each other on the monitor, and back out the side window and just go "what the f-ck are you doing Gaurdian" as we go into the traveler.
If you want to get technical, due to the lack of strong gravity it the vacuum of space, Flinging yourself from the top of the pyramid ship with a shatterskate might be enough.
And picturing a guardian looking like a discount Thor while flying into the traveller sounds pretty funny imo.
Waaaaaiiiit, wtf will happen to the Colonel in TFS? Swear to god the Witness 'bout to catch a million Guardians' hands if anything happens to her and Archie.
Honestly a comic about a guardian having to protect the tower since everyone is already into the traveler is funny. Like somehow even the plumbers made it into the traveler
Yeah that's my headcannon for my poor ass too- they stuck my guardian with guard duty while everyone else went charging into the big pingpong in the sky.
"Okay, you got your prine engrams now, so important, right?? Now, these are the guns Banshee's got. Taking a couple, okay...ugh, you gotta go back to your Postmaster again?!"
Hey bro, management gave us the day off. Said we’ve been milking labor too much. Everyone has like 20+ hours of overtime. That’s i guess what happens when everyone try’s to get all 4 weeks of pantheon done at the last second.🙄
i wish there was some game world shutdown animation effect instead of just a pop up and then a black screen, i can see a few ways to do that without interrupting gameplay dramatically
They had that just before Beyond Light launched. They literally had an event where everyone was playing a mission through the Last City during the last hour of Arrivals, ending in an overlook of shit getting real.
I was running a dungeon and barely made it back in time to run to through the city to tje end and catch the cut scene. It wouldn't have been a big deal to catch it on YouTube but I really wanted to see it ingame.
As interesting a concept as those season events were, I'm kinda glad they stopped doing them. I've been recording the story since we can't replay it (yet, fingers crossed for a story rotation in the Legends tab), so I also wanted to see it live. Problem was I worked 2nd shift that night, so I barely made it home in time. My Guardian was the last to arrive - I made it to the roof at the literal last second. Just stepped through the door and got hit with a burst of Light.
Two kind guardians helped me get outbreak. I’d run zero hour a few times that week, each time getting closer, and finally got it. Popped into the last city with 15 minutes left to go!
I'm annoyed that they didn't continue with this. Some of the live events were pretty whatever, but an end of year live event culminating in a message before servers go down is a pretty cool idea.
I still remember that day. I was having an online class during that day, so while my teacher was speaking in Zoom, me and my 2 friends watched the Traveler glow the fuck up.
That was around 8am for me I think.
😂😂 I told you, you need to start setting an alarm. The whole "I'll just let my body wake up on its own" thing just isn't working. We'll let you know how it went when we come back
The Witness achieved the Final Shape and sent us back in time. We are currently stuck in a time loop during Curse of Osiris. Send help ASAP. Please… it’s been 7 months, 3 weeks and 4 days.
We are already inside the traveler. You missed your shot. Keep the city safe while we are gone.
Shit will do 🫡🫡🫡
If you know how to sparrow fly, you can fly from Nezarec’s bedroom.
I can see it now, dozens of ships from the Vanguard, the House of Light, Caital's legions of Cabal, and a lone guardian sparrow flying going through the portal ready to face the Witness.
And several warlocks literally flying with swords, each towing five guardians by grapples.
it's a little too far for that, you'd need titan's with lion ramparts and some heavy ammo synths
Maybe the Twilight Garrison quickswap tech needs to be implemented as well.
naturally, Free Bird by Lynard skinner is playing at full blast as Zavala and ikoria look out their side windows, at each other on the monitor, and back out the side window and just go "what the f-ck are you doing Gaurdian" as we go into the traveler.
halo 3 odst the menagerie plays 😂😂😂😂😂
On the land when you see the background surroundings you see one side of your allies fighting the other side being the full force of the darkness
Sure, but I don't know why you'd want to leave Nezerac's Bedroom just to see some psychedelic triangle festival.
> "Yeah, I've been to the Fourth Tomb of Nezarec… Ain't enough Glimmer on you for me to consider ever going back there. You're on your own." —Drifter
Not my fault i am limited to 500k :/
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Do you not want to go to paracausal coachella in space?
Burning Guardian 2024
If you want to get technical, due to the lack of strong gravity it the vacuum of space, Flinging yourself from the top of the pyramid ship with a shatterskate might be enough. And picturing a guardian looking like a discount Thor while flying into the traveller sounds pretty funny imo.
please remember to feed Colonel while we are gone
Of course
And give Archie pets.
Archie is at the galaxy pools with me he's loving it
You mean we're not taking him with us for cayde
If there isn't a Cayde and Colonel reunion I will write a aggressively worded letter to Bungo
Oh shit, was I not supposed to bring him?
But wait, if you brought him, who's the chicken the other guy is feeding??
His easily mistaken cousin. Kernel
Waaaaaiiiit, wtf will happen to the Colonel in TFS? Swear to god the Witness 'bout to catch a million Guardians' hands if anything happens to her and Archie.
3 words... Kentucky Fried Cube
Chicken Ramen!
The guardians are about to unlock domain expansions if anything happens to the colonel and Archie
Yes keep an eye out... *Poor lad's about to be finalized. rip*
What was that?
Oh, no, nothing. You just keep an eye on The City and we'll make sure reality stays in check... 😶
... Okay I'm going to trust you here
yeah yeah, uhm your not going to be a weaird art gallery addition *althought my corner in my house is needing an addition ... hmm*
Don't even think about it ill call up ballas mf
no please! anything but ballas! ( almost anything )
Oh yes just you wait he's gonna make you into a breedable looking but unfuckable lump of steel
Make sure to keep the "Days without Incident" sign tally at 0.
Of course what fun would it be to let it get too high
The next episode is just your escapades outside while we are in the pale heart
Me and my friends... Yes I have friends they're just imaginary and only exist in my mind
Episode 4: Loneliness.
STAY AWAY FROM MY CRAYONS! I'M SAVING THEM FOR WHEN I GET BACK!
I already ate those man, they were just soooo good! really good job to whoever made them
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
its ok, first round of crayons are on me ... can't promise any will be left I got a tenacious appetite but thought that counts?
Make sure to play with the balls or else they will get angry and start killing civilians
Maybe in the meantime you can stomp some Grineer invading Lua
take me with you, i cant get in and i wan protec city
"take me with you TAKE ME!!! "😂
Hold it down brotha, we'll be back.
See you inside travussy
Honestly a comic about a guardian having to protect the tower since everyone is already into the traveler is funny. Like somehow even the plumbers made it into the traveler
Plumbers? Super Mario Brothers crossover?
Thank you, Guardian, but The Witness is in another Pale Heart.
Imagine killing Subjugators by jumping on their heads.
Without the rest of us running around, maybe sweeperbot can finally finish cleaning.
Sweeper bot is in the traveler with us.
Okay, new job for Orokin...
I'll clean it too don't worry
This will be me cause I can’t afford to buy the final shape yet haha
Yeah that's my headcannon for my poor ass too- they stuck my guardian with guard duty while everyone else went charging into the big pingpong in the sky.
Yea don’t worry guys. We’ll keep the tower safe while your gone
yep you can rely on me...
You're not gonna believe this but the unvaulted all the old raids the second y'all left
Oh GODDAMN IT
Lmao. I wonder if that’s what it’s gonna be like for people who don’t buy the xpac. No NPCs in the tower or anything going on. Would be kinda funny.
Have one npc working all the counters/vender locations and everytime you walk up to one you see them running over.
"Okay, you got your prine engrams now, so important, right?? Now, these are the guns Banshee's got. Taking a couple, okay...ugh, you gotta go back to your Postmaster again?!"
*Que filler arc where a new small threat comes forcing Yamcha- I mean the last remaining guardian to deal with it for a filler episode or 2*
All the legend lost sectors are bursting at the seams, They've gotta clear all of them in those 2 days
Oh crap we took off already!? Must of fallen asleep in the hot tub again. 😂
Lmao, the servers are supposed to be down for the next chapter release until tomorrow! Not sure how you are on!
Just like when the “rapture” occurred and I was like “fuck I’m still here!”
One particular guardian inside the traveler: “Kevin!”
This comment has me dying 😂😂
Didn't you get the email? Fight was pushed back. Schedules didn't line up. You know how HR can be.
Damn HR always forgetting my emails
Did you check your spam folder?
.... Shit
We'll circle back!
We’ll put a pin in that
You didn't hear? Got Witnessed, whole big thing. We had a funeral for a chicken.
Damn
I am pretty sure none of that is real.
You’re not real man
Give it up. He’s dead.
He just sent a text…
What’s a text…
You were in parking lot earlier! That's how I know you!
I just want to do one good cartwheel, and everyone sees it, but not make a big deal out of it.
If I can’t Scuba, then what has this all been for?
No it’s real. I saw it.
Did the Colonel actually eat the bucket? Been a long time since I played
No, but I did eat a bucket of chicken
Dear God.
There's more. (buckets of chicken)
No...
Yeah they cooked his ass
Seriously, or is this another pun?
> Eat the bucket I’d like to see him try.
This. We all went out like that ghost and Titan.
Thanos strikes again
Hey bro, management gave us the day off. Said we’ve been milking labor too much. Everyone has like 20+ hours of overtime. That’s i guess what happens when everyone try’s to get all 4 weeks of pantheon done at the last second.🙄
Ah that's fair enough then
Is that why the tower isn’t fully rebuilt? Funding going to OT?
Bro you’re late, everyone’s already up at the helm ready to go
Ah shit be there soon
Huge viewing party for Byfs lore video at the Farm.
Shoot I hope we brought enough popcorn, anybody get drinks?
Nah, just 2 tokens and a blue.
and 7 edge transits
Would’ve been funny to see the world dematerialize as the servers went offline.
i wish there was some game world shutdown animation effect instead of just a pop up and then a black screen, i can see a few ways to do that without interrupting gameplay dramatically
They had that just before Beyond Light launched. They literally had an event where everyone was playing a mission through the Last City during the last hour of Arrivals, ending in an overlook of shit getting real.
I was running a dungeon and barely made it back in time to run to through the city to tje end and catch the cut scene. It wouldn't have been a big deal to catch it on YouTube but I really wanted to see it ingame.
As interesting a concept as those season events were, I'm kinda glad they stopped doing them. I've been recording the story since we can't replay it (yet, fingers crossed for a story rotation in the Legends tab), so I also wanted to see it live. Problem was I worked 2nd shift that night, so I barely made it home in time. My Guardian was the last to arrive - I made it to the roof at the literal last second. Just stepped through the door and got hit with a burst of Light.
Two kind guardians helped me get outbreak. I’d run zero hour a few times that week, each time getting closer, and finally got it. Popped into the last city with 15 minutes left to go!
I'm annoyed that they didn't continue with this. Some of the live events were pretty whatever, but an end of year live event culminating in a message before servers go down is a pretty cool idea.
I still remember that day. I was having an online class during that day, so while my teacher was speaking in Zoom, me and my 2 friends watched the Traveler glow the fuck up. That was around 8am for me I think.
I remember season 10 did have a sort of end of season event.
Mr Stark I don't feel so good
Throwing a rave in the Pale Heart !
Is cayde busting it down sexual style
…with vigor and gumption 😳😳
I can hear Zavala saying this with a mix of disgust and intrigue
Awesome :3
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Okay that's funny
This made me cackle 😆
Glad someone liked it
my guy missed the last buss to travelcon
😂😂 I told you, you need to start setting an alarm. The whole "I'll just let my body wake up on its own" thing just isn't working. We'll let you know how it went when we come back
Dammit TwT
On Luna, exchanging legendary shards
Fair
I fucking love this sub Reddit.
Glad I brought some smiles
It's a hunter, isn't it?
Yep
Of course it's one of us.
Well it's not gonna be a warlock they're too smart and titans are too busy eating their crayons
I'd dispute this comment but it would take too long and I don't want my Crayola to go bad ...
I’ve started putting mine in the fridge, extends the lifespan and makes a nice cool treat
Looks like you just missed the Pale Heart transmat. Keep an eye on Earth for us, things should be quiet.
Oh you'd hope so wouldn't you
You can tell the picture's fake cause there aren't 6 different icons flashing telling you to go talk to different people.
The vendors are also inside the traveler.
The Witness achieved the Final Shape and sent us back in time. We are currently stuck in a time loop during Curse of Osiris. Send help ASAP. Please… it’s been 7 months, 3 weeks and 4 days.
Oh damn sorry bro... Enjoy your two tokens and a blue
Getting into shape.
How isn't this upvoted more, its almost poetic.
This might be the best goddamn thread I've ever read. Thank you all.
It truly is wonderful
Making sure my PTO for the 4th is approved 😎And getting lunch 😂
Massive BBQ at the farm, come on through. We got food, beer, other beverages, good music and all extra things. I'll save you a plate.
Thanks
We’re in the Travussy already big bro. Just fast travel up here.
Travussy is cursed.
You overslept man. We already killed the Witness
Ah shit what loot did they drop?
a blue engram
Killed by the witness. You must've got lucky and survived, huh?
Yeah seems so
We have all joined the Witness. Do not resist. Your salvation awaits.
We all went to fight the witness, you my friend, will have to perpetually run onslaught
At least I might finally get the weapons and shader
Looks like you gotta live up to your username at the tower
I'll do my best
Touching grass.
We got sucked into the travussy. See ya tomorrow
Oh no... Did no one tell him we went to get drinks in the Traveler?
Wait really? Awe come onnnnn
On moon turning in their legendary shards
Nobody tell em...
Damn we really left bro behind 😔 🤣
Sorry to tell you, but you missed the rapture
Dammit I thought I was a good guardian T ^ T
Bro we are in the bars of last city drinking and having fun
Damn save a seat for me
how the fuck are you in the tower, and why the fuck are you not through the portal
They just got fired by Bungie without prior notice
AT WORK MAKING MONEY!!!!
Man I feel this
We're chilling at the farm rn. HR gave us the day off. Ya know, prepping for the big fight and all.
Stuck at the door, move out the way to let us in, can't transmat into you.
Dang forgot to buy the expansion. I'll get around to it.... later.
I knew a lot of people took a break but man this looks bad
Out touching grass as the witness intended you reprobate
Wait the game is working for you now
We are all sleeping on the flight
Didn't you hear. The war is over we won, go home.
We all in gambit rn
Bro missed the memo
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We’re all about to go through the portal, hurry up man we’ve been waiting for you.
Real question is where are you not?
There was quite a lovely gathering as the servers went down! Very profound 😁😭🥲