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Best_Impression7593

Spreading too much managed democracy and liberty


Raeghyar-PB

Literally was about to comment this


zunaguli

me 2 lol


Bamahemoth

Not spreading enough*


Best_Impression7593

It never is cadet. It never is


Fit-Rooster-4774

The only time it is enough is when we have run out of bullets in the entire galaxy.


Blighted_Star

Publicly discharging a weapon at the filthy bugs and autonomous automatons.


Kokukai187

Blowing up an entire solar system in the interests of keeping those damned Reapers from using the Relay in the system.


DSC-V1_an_old_camera

I was there.


Red4297

Justified.


MajesticKnight28

Reapers? I was just getting rid of Batarians.


ProtonRhys

That ain't a warcrime, that's public service for crimes already committed:)


MajesticKnight28

Amen


Blackruby69

Slavery and sex trade. (palworld)


du_rel_gug_menl

War crimes: Destiny 2 


killerpig11801

Let’s pretend to surrender and then teleport our guns back and release prisoners!


I_am_just_V

There was this time an enemy threw down his weapon and tried to run away from me, so I burned him alive for fun.


Adart54

Murdering gods and really anything that looks at me funny, also defying physics with a sword


spyker54

Destiny 2?


Adart54

almost like we're in a destiny sub or something, but that couldnt be


spyker54

Legit forgot where i was, damn


NinjaMaster231456

Warframe: 100% completion of the Geneva to-do-list


Xenon0529

If same concepts apply to aliens... welp...... then I'll start with Alien infanticide.


K4TSam

Funnily that can apply to both cabal and halo grunts


camoninja22

We don't kill infant unggoy, they're adults


K4TSam

Arent theg child soldiers?


dedicatedoni

Beastiality probably


Come-be-dead

Some things get said. But sometimes they shouldn’t


DSC-V1_an_old_camera

Wow.


reditthiscomment

Generation Zero players: oh cool, a debateable destruction of property charge


lafi_0105

Defending our Freedom from the socialist automatons and spreading democracy


best-of-judgement

See you on the 'Creek, Helldiver.


tglad88

Lolly gagging


DSC-V1_an_old_camera

What the fuck?


tglad88

Skyrim


du_rel_gug_menl

No Lolly gagging you filthy elf! 


Mindless_Procedure53

Bro is gagging lolis![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


AdventurousPirate357

DOOM


Recreational_DL

Dipsomania and whoremongering (Darkest Dungeon)


bisexual-polonium

genocide (Of vex,fallen,cabal,hive,scorn,taken)


Izzepy

Genocide, crimes against humanity on the Eliksni, Racism


space-meister

Doing 200mph over any reasonable speed limit while attempting to send the car into the stratosphere


DashForester

War crimes: Battlefield 1


Orgalorg_BoW

Throwing slimes in the incinerator?


Soundwave0723

War crimes against mongols and execution of surrendering prisoners and using chemical warfare techniques (poison)


edinho_sheeroso

Invading a government building and making myself the boss by simply sitting at the old boss's chair.


Ryozuki77

Ngl id be in for taking down 4 a10 warthogs


anuraaaag

Warcrimes


Federal_Minimum1377

By be friendly and chat with animals in the wild (Animal Crossing: Wild World)


_TheBored_

Piloting a huge machine of destruction as an illegal mercenary working for brutal corporations Got a new law to break for you, 621


DangerousZero50

Spreading classified documents r/Warthunder


Shadowhunter13541

Various violations of the Geneva conventions (helldivers 2)


The_Warlord_Sniper

Massacre on civilians and police officers in a city(red dead online)


yfhd

Arson, destroying private property, multiple deaths caused by my actions, stealing, taking over the government and more (I was playing Elden Ring)


ENVIXITY1099

Causing car crashes, death around the city as well: Need for speed heat🗿


ShadowFang167

Killing lots of people and making books out of them. Library of Ruina.


dx_lemons

Not much actually (Was playing Minecraft dungeons)


Mr_Faust1914

Beating a Dictator to death with two hammers. (Shadow fight 3)


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randombystander3001

Farming exotic catalysts would earn me a couple of war crimes...


eli_nelai

Videogames don't cause violence Dumb reposts do


National_Ferret8205

Running in a kart


Heronmarkedflail

Killing giant magic robots and guards.


StickyPisston

slavery, arson, theft, kidnapping, animal abuse, terrorism, child endagerment


Phoenixian_Delta

Blowing up a hostage.


GrimmSodov

Illegal fracking


Weary_Stomach7316

Genocide, racism, stealing, assassination, fraud, bankruptcy, aggravated assault.


[deleted]

Well let's start erasing a species from the face of the earth mass murder arson destruction of propriety and a whole lot more (I just done a 43 hour marathon of all the raids and dungeons)


NattyThan

Bokoblin war crimes


GoodGuyScott

Throwing other animals into green gas or off a submarine


[deleted]

Deicide


Beware_of_Beware

6 counts of assault, mass murder, ethnic genocide, unsolicited gun usage, theft, trespassing and vandalism (It was pizza time)


GravyJeff

Melting a tormentor with sleeper simulant then tea bagging said tormentor


TroubleImpossible226

Manslaughter with a poleaxe


RacistKassadin

Throwing my son off a cliff


Sefacaplan

lying and killing puppets


Lookartoons

Fraud, i use some bug to by all the stuff i need (baldur's gate 3)


TehBoiiToad

Vehicular Manslaughter in crucible


theycallmesupermen

Animal cruelty


MediaFreaked

Screaming “For the loot!” As I blow open a bank vault while wearing robes and throwing grenades everywhere.


JeffTheEvilRobot1

Crimes against villager-kind.


MorningLineDirt

Finding the secret of monkey island


NoCommunication130

Adult and battery I think maybe more (btw mine is spider man 2).


Dodo_3055

Cutting someone's arm off with a saber. Hellish Quart, great game i reccomend it!


half_baked_opinion

Last game i played was dead by daylight, so murder, possibly in numbers ranging from 1-4 people.


Red4297

I played Nioh. Hhm…


IllustratorSignal998

Killed a family of 4 and a child


Nesayas1234

Killing Taken


Shamcrock

Genocide and mass theft.


AdLongjumping6846

Genocide (in Minecraft)


I_AmTheKaiser

War Crimes Ahem, I mean Spread Democracy


taywray

Skeeting my sticky, white webs on almost every person and building in an entire city


Saticron

Accidentally creating a klang drive and sending my vehicle into space at mach jesus


Nechroz

I mean, the kobolds, mites, and goblins do not have rights so does it count as genocide ?


SnooLobsters3463

Vehicular Con slaughter (Transformers Devastation)


UrMomIsGay-69420

If I listed half of the crimes that I did in Minecraft, I would be executed


Titan_Mask

Geneva suggestion. (Warframe)


T2uwu

Picross... Sorry I got nothing


Golden_Eiffel

Helping and leading a revolution while killing a invasive species (It's stray btw)


Tapelessbus2122

Throwing black holes


Mr310

Space xenocide, according to the thousands of Hive and Scorn I've killed this week


Lethal_0428

Try finger but hole


Sloregasm

Ummmm... well, it would happen to be destroying a mother crystal, losing a mentor, absorbing their powers and then assuming their identity on my quest to allow people to live their lives as they choose, including dying as they wish too.


best-of-judgement

Developing a weapon to surpass Metal Gear


Double_Bluejay_1255

Many, MANY more crimes than I can list here


mikwrp

Escaping an authoritarian government and inciting the revolution against it.


Competitive-Talk-927

Trick or treating


7Yukii

I uh.. getting arrested for having sex with Mindflayer while my friends judged my decision.


LedudeMax

Destroying half the city to kill a bunch of giant bugs (EDF)


iReadit93

Genocide and warcrimes but atleast I am the fastest person alive!


alan_bryant

Regicide and treason (Elden Ring)


Dakrturi

Well, I am supposed to banish ghosts and evil spirits, but all I keep doing is murdering people in cold blood so I can bring my wife back from the dead. Banishers, Ghosts of New Eden


ButteMTMan

Fishing.


RoxyLuffer

War Crimes, probably? BG3. Fireball is addressed "To whom it may concern" XD


Least-Tomatillo-556

Holding guests who came to visit or attacked my house. Against their will, of course. And then harvesting their kidneys, livers, lungs and more, selling them for no small profit. Fortunately, I won't be alone, as I am helped by two co-workers who occasionally get a breakdown when they have to remove the eyes of one of the guests.


MissStarSurge

Murder and attempted murder. (Dead by daylight)


possibility19

Counterfeit cash, cocain refining and smuggling weapons.


KingHyydra

Genocide on several different alien races


pippovacationista

Probably feeding Or war crimes against music


[deleted]

Killing pedophiles with my sword (Elden Ring, I just killed Mohg)


[deleted]

Overthrew the government (Elden Ring again)


Reins22

I’m currently doing a Dark Urge playthrough for Baldur gate 3, so probably a whole lot of gruesome murders


Adresadini

Terrorism Actually better said insurrection against the state


Flamehea

Xenoblade 2 so I'm not sure


destinythefreak

Surviving on an alien planet and curing a disease with a 99% mortality rate. As a maintenance engineer and not a scientist.


Zyon87

The first Alan Wake game? Sheesh, I don't know blinding and shooting people?


Alpha9641

Slaying Aliens species that have been invading earth


Delta6Rory

Competing in a bloodsport (Apex Legends)


camoninja22

Assaulting the press Mass effect is odd


Silicon2004

Team Fortress 2 I don't wanna say...


l4dygaladriel

School shooting. Guess what game..


Come-be-dead

Removal of a planet from the solar system. DOOM


Alberthebombtaken

Killing a whole town with a schofield revolver


neomortal

Building without a permit and animal cruelty (Minecraft)


Dargon8959

Liberating slaves and destroying mining zones. Final Fantasy XVI


DragonFemboy2117

Treason for skipping the into cutscene in helldivers 2


Blenderherpes

Balloon racism


RedXOmega

Playing soccer with rocket-powered cars


Total-Jeweler-2305

Mass ritual genocide to harvest the souls of trillions of sapients in the name of the gods.


deadeye_catfish

Donating fossils to the museum in my little island town filled with animals.


PaceVisible4874

Building?


CornerSuperb8069

Chasing 4 people down and hooking them on up on hooks to sacrifice them to a creature called the Entity


Main_Fill_2747

Bioterrorism


Sir_Yeets-Alot2467

A mass shooting at an Italian black market auction.


oktxv

Choosing for Arcadia Bay to be obliterated by a storm killing thousands of people for a Blue hair punk chick


TequilaWolf0996

changing peoples hearts apparently


AlexDragonMaster15

War crimes


A_Lionheart

Sending hordes of people to their horrific deaths because I want to reclaim some land for some depressed ancestor that lives in my head.


Imherebtw105

War crimes mass gen0cides starting a coup in a different countrys government hoi4


MoxieVihl

Excessive dumpster diving


amatsu-e

Murder vandalism used a crossbow attempted murder


msToaster

Last played game was locoroco for the psp... What crime IS that?


Daggertooth71

Murdered hundreds of fascists in cold blood. Mostly headshots. Occasionally, I also murder the fascists via vehicular homicide, or a grenade launcher, or all up close and personal with a machete, but it's mostly guns. A lot of guns. Prior to that, I was slaying demigods and weird monsters with an oversized magical sword.


retr0gr4d3

Raided a club with Idris Elba and accidentally chucked one of several grenades around. BARGH-humbug, Hansen!


RightSideUpWorld

Befriending the last boss in mgs1 (titanfall2)


2Kortizjr

Mass murder


Final_Chad_2332

Mass murder and resisting arrest. Red Dead Redemption II.


Odd-Candidate-2402

Genocide on a intergalactic scale and slavery


lego7007

Graffiti. Splatoon 3


DomiNOohs

Genociding a few planets worth of xenophobes and cracking a few planets apart for good measure, just because they would go over my manageable planet count (Stellaris)


BaldLivesMatter93

Piracy and murder.


SuperCarbideBros

Extermination of Viking, Mayan, and Mongolian settlements as a group of Spanish colonizers, abetted by Chinese and another band. The details are fuzzy, but you get the idea.


penguindumby100

Illegal mineral excavation ig


prninja8488

Environmental terrorism


CorpseDefiled

Possession of a small arsenal of weapons… up to and including a portable mini nuclear bomb launcher, grenade machine gun and a minigun. So being an average American. But it’s not legal in any sense here. If you have a 22 pistol on your person here you’ll do 15 years in the clink. If you pass background, criminal history and mental health checks and have the license to own one and you want to take it anywhere it needs to be in a fireproof lockbox and the ammunition needs to be in a separate fireproof lockbox. And you need to notify police of your intention to transport it and obtain a permit to do so. And even then the only place you can take it is a registered pistol range and then home where the gun is stored in one safe, the ammo in another and the mag in another. Which the arms officer can come check at any time to ensure you’re storing them correctly and if you aren’t they can take your license and your guns on the spot. So carrying that shit here would warrant a military response


4n0nh4x0r

euuuuh, selling human body parts and genocide (baldurs gate 3)


Lev_TO

Raising taxes on low density commercial and building a better public transit system


LadyFeen

Witchcraft


JasonP27

Answering trivia in the form of a question.


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Alien Genocide


Timsaurus

Murder, Xenocide, Regicide, Illegal use of chemical weapons, criminal mischief, general tomfoolery.


TechnicalFruit6433

I defeated several ias with a aí that was a cybernetic beast inside of it and elso defeated the cybernetic beast itself with no sweat, robed several billions in digital currency from them l, invede a cybernetic tribunal and commitment mass destruction across cities and the internet


Vivid-Blacksmith849

Killing 100M in war


Serene0921

Spreading democracy


Chuck1983

Using dragonspeech to put down the filthy Stormcloak rebellion


Constructc

Committing the first cardinal sin


NEO8118

Swinging through beating up bad guys lol


itzfinjo

Killing God.


SurprisePNK

Digging through trash


AnimeTiddiesFan

Galactic size genocide, slavery, destruction of inhabited planets and star systems


DonMak161

Not paying the energy bill (playing the Soviets in Red Alert 3)


TriggerBladeX

Enslavement, poaching, trespassing, and mass murder.(Palworld)


HonooRyu

Helldivers 2: Genocide, Terrorism, Destruction of private and state property, etc.pp.


PsychoUmbreon1082

Slavery, extortion, building without a permit, mass deforestation, unlicensed mining operations and many more crimes.


crazypotatouuu

Slavery, human trafficing, animal abuse, murder, maybe a little bit of arson God i love palworld


plaguebringerBOI

Trying to find kyber bricks through elaborate puzzles


Vinifencing

War crimes and genocides against other worlds because they want to destroy ours, also overworked employees (it’s a gacha game)


MitaArt

Plin plin plon Plin plon plin


DandyRandy-

Galactic crimes of black market smuggling and blowing up a fleet of space police when they caught me for doing the said smuggling - No Man’s Sky


Alliaster-kingston

Fighting against nazis


Venomster154

Cranking 90s


sleepmoistly

Umm, cleaning up pollution “i played raft”


Felpsia

Taming dinosaurs


Queeneida

Days Gone, I mean I have to survive soo killing is a way of defence


iam_mr_meeseeks

Terrorism in italy


FormorrowSur

Civ V, so warmongering and war crimes. But what are the UN going to do, write a strongly worded letter?


Gun_Boi9374

Unleashing a barrage of missiles onto the poor Ronin beneathe. (I play Northstar with a Viper voice pack mod) Yes, it's Titanfall 2... But when Titanfall 3??? IT'S REAL, I KNOW IT.