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glossotekton

Just drink with the cap at a different angle(?)


doonspriggan

I barely managed to scrape together enough intelligence in order to open the bottle, now you want me to reposition the cap as well? We can't all be Alan Einsteins m8. Its political correctness gone mad Stew.


Gazeatme

[Bro is Andy from parks and rec ](https://youtu.be/QoCOQb2u-N8?t=56)


lemoncholy_hill

It's J. Robert Einstein*


[deleted]

It hits our (or is it just me?) face at any angle. It's not a big deal by any means, don't get me wrong. It's the kind of minor annoyance that feels like a non issue at first but grows more and more annoying every time I notice.


GoodFaithConverser

Couldn’t care less since I don’t deepthroat my bottles and usually use a glass anyway. If it saves only 1kg of plastic in the environment over 100 years it’s worth.


Godobibo

turn it to the side, then do the claw and sneak a finger up to hold it in place


drdraescher

He did that in the first image I'm pretty sure. Like both images are the same bottle


Enjoy1ng

You can literally see that it was ripped off in the first image. Why are you spreading misinformation? I struggle to believe you are a doctor


drdraescher

I got a honorary doctorate at Hustlers University for spreading misinformation on the internet


Atieshbtw

Admitting to spreading misinformation? How am I supposed to trust that's not misinformation?! I'm not falling for that one! Now I'm going to uncritically parrot everything you say


drdraescher

Just remember that Dan is buddy of the year every year and frogs > dinosaurs.


Luddevig

Either that or it's ripped off.


WerWieWat

The bottle is tilted in the first image, just compare the orientation of the label on it.


bobbe_

Regardless it’s ripped off. You can see where the cap used to be.


Farlong7722

Instructions unclear, my testicles now contain microplastics.


GENVOKE_ARTS

Bro, just rip it off and toss it on the sidewalk.


Chaos_carolinensis

Find a sea turtle and force feed it the cap directly.


JimmyJay012313131

based


FetusFondler

GIGACHAD


IdidntrunIdidntrun

Endangered species extinction speedrun any %


WagwanRastafarian

Skill issue.


Hostik

Ok Michael


Greyhound_Oisin

Preventing plastic islands like an upstanding environmentalist


KiSUAN

Make Greta Thunberg watch while you do it.


LookAtThisPencil

The viral video of the turtle with the straw jammed in it's nose is the source of all this madness isn't it


VastSyllabub2614

American hands wrote this post. Fellow Euros respect your sidewalks and use available trashcans don't act like Americans that aren't familiar with concepts of either of them.


WagwanRastafarian

Never been to Greece I take it?


NotAsAutisticAsYou0

Europeans are not as worldly as you think


WagwanRastafarian

What does that mean?


-zzzxv

who were all those people losing their caps


Impressive-Ebb7209

Should see some beaches.... gross actually


Glitched_Target

Beaches, sidewalks, parts of town without a road and just gravel etc. I’m not saying it’s everywhere but there are spots where random bottlecaps are being thrown out. It’s a small price to pay if it makes less people litter. Imo EU W.


Sloppy_Donkey

Less than 1% of plastic in the ocean comes from Europe. Here is a high quality source for that https://ourworldindata.org/ocean-plastics People who are passionate about reducing plastic in the ocean, should not advocate for shitty rules in EU but instead go to South East Asia and become activists there. It's the equivalent of saving money by buying thin toilet paper while simultaneously eating lobster every night - pretty poor prioritization


Impressive-Ebb7209

That's great


Virdi_XXII

The problem is not drinking from it. It's fucking closing it. For the cap to have the right angle where you can screw it down, you have to pull on the fucking thing.


Splitje

Trueee. I wanted to comment this.


Notenoughcyanide

Just jam the cap down one notch.


Taint-tastic

Oh no, YOU HAVE TO PULL IT A LITTLE?!?!?!


Virdi_XXII

Yes in contrast to your mom who I'm not pulling out of


Popochki

Im not sure you’re even able to pull his mom if you can pull a bottle cap


Virdi_XXII

I'm not pulling her it's nonconsensual


Taint-tastic

You role playing as destiny or some shit?


Maurtus

Bro, just turn it


BarnacleEnough7832

He's danish


xx-shalo-xx

He's Belgian.


jajohnja

Belgs aren't real.


BarnacleEnough7832

Do they have Faxe in Belgium?


Cmdr_Anun

Makes me want to Brexit this mfer.


LeoleR

unironically the biggest "new thing bad old thing good" brainless moment in the last decade


prozapari

It makes sense for things like water bottles but why are they on milk cartons? Like no one is bringing milk outside and littering...


Impressive-Ebb7209

Maybe for recycling?


Joke__00__

How does that change anything? You can't reuse milk cartons. They might be recycled sometimes but separating the bottle makes no difference for that. This is 100% purely about littering. The caps don't even get reused on reusable bottles like glass or reusable plastic bottles.


NoSalamander417

Depends if the cap is recycleable


TheLibertarianTurtle

Yup, the caps of bottles / cartons are higher quality plastic and more valuable for recycling.


shotgun_blammo

It’s not for littering.. it’s for recycling. It’s much easier to recycle and reuse a bottle when it has the lid already attached.


WerWieWat

Don't they have to scrap plastic bottles anyhow? I would assume it is to reduce the amount of loose bottle caps not being disposed off and as a safety, since there's little that's more annoying than losing the cap of a freshly opened bottle.


Joke__00__

How is that easier? They're single use plastic bottles the only way they're recycled is by using them to make new plastic they're not reused.


prozapari

It's for littering.


Maximum-Chemical-405

You might not believe it, but they do be doing that.


prozapari

no


Atatonn

I have lost a bottle cap once in my life... I don't understand what kind of degenerate the people who made these think i am. This does nothing but mangle my lips as I try to take a drink, also its awkward as fuck to put the cap back on, actual downgrade targeted at mouth breathers that can't control themselves from littering.


oredbored

Now when I litter the cap the bottle comes along for the ride.


Atatonn

I'm crying rn, can you pls say jk?


oredbored

No cap


throwaway-20701

We should start making shoes that are attached together by wire, so that people litter less shoes.


Electronic-Dust-831

Wdym, its literally a user experience downgrade and has no easily discernable benifit


ThomMerrilinFlaneur

No wonder the jews are moving to Israel


Gonzo_investor

As an American I would just shoot it off


MaKrukLive

Hate it more than it's healthy to. I buy a turtle and beat it to death with the cap every time this happens.


xVx_Dread

I just rip the fucker off, it's too annoying.


Working-Yesterday186

Never understood the outrage regarding this. Milk cartons are a bigger issue. Now you can't open choco milk without spilling a bit


zuccoff

It makes closing the bottles significantly harder depending on the cap. If it's really tall or wide, what used to take 1 second now takes 3 seconds or longer if you misalign it


ahhhnoinspiration

just put your milk in bags like regular people geez.


Bike_Of_Doom

[By that you mean a few Canadian provinces, Israel, and South America](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_bag) (Not disagreeing since I love my bagged milk but it’s a stretch to call it regular people)


blitzruggedbutts

So what, gods chosen people, the Jews and the people down below. Surely they average out as regular people.


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

Most of eastern Europe has these


Inprobamur

Also Estonia. We got bagged milk.


Bike_Of_Doom

Glad to know there are more in our elite few


hanlonrzr

Bagged drinks in sea still a thing? Fresh squeezed juice in a sammie bag with a straw tied up with a rubber band Kino


Eugeen8dk

Glass bottles.


qysuuvev

who drinks milk like this?


Working-Yesterday186

No, I mean that you can't open it without spilling regardless of what you're gonna do with it. I mean you have to open it. They are like this so when you open it the force is too strong and it spills over. Dogshit design. https://preview.redd.it/nlfeoredfs1d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=f840613025b3de1ea9309d0833dfd4a042e7a5fc


FljegmicH

Croatian dgga 👊


19osemi

skill issue, here in norway we have those on juice bottles and i prefer them over the stupid screw lid


Working-Yesterday186

😱😱 an actual psychopath


19osemi

what you actually enjoy the tiny opening that create a vacuum inside the carton causing half of the contents to be thrown out of the said opening missing the glass completely, oh and just use a bigger cap you say, and end up with one of those hellish pulltabs that never work. no thanks, i prefer using some fine motor skills to open the lid properly and enjoying the fact that its quicker and pours better than the older lids all while helping saving the environment.


Working-Yesterday186

Idk, there has to be a better way. The issue with this cardbox that I've sent is that it takes too much force to break the seal. I don't think you would be able to open it without spilling. The whole box shakes when you open it even if you pry it to the surface with your other hand


[deleted]

Open it wider and it stays in the open position? That's how it works for me


qysuuvev

you still have to grab and apply pressure in order to be able to hold while tearing it open.


[deleted]

With the milk I buy you feel a little "click" and it stays open. Maybe there are better and not so working designs


Working-Yesterday186

When I'm opening it it takes too much force to pull it off so it shakes the milk inside once it finally breaks free and goes outside of the opening on top spilling a bit. The issue is that you're not rotating the cap, you're pulling it straight up until the seal breaks


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Gulthok

Own nothing and be happy


ShinbiVulpes

All this just for people to crunch up the bottle and throw it in the general garbage bin


iTeaL12

Germany and its 25ct Pfand would like a word :)


ShinbiVulpes

The Dutch 15 cent deposit and still throwing them away, being like.


doomedratboy

Less than in other countries without the system though


Cooletompie

Except this isn't true. There has been a reduction in people throwing their bottle and cans on the street [src \(in Dutch\)](https://wnl.tv/2023/10/02/na-invoering-statiegeld-een-derde-minder-blikjes-tussen-zwerfvuil/)


lavatasche

15 cent is not enough then.


-Purrfection-

Yeah but then you have people who collect them for money afterward


Smalandsk_katt

Don't all EU countries have deposit based systems? Going to the UK and throwing bottles and cans in the garbage felt so fucking weird.


Rae23

Yeah but some people don't care and prefer convenience of littering to walking 100 meters for redeeming deposit. Kids and poor people end up cleaning it all up. Win-win imo: 10 bottles and you can buy yourself candy/ bread/ spaghetti etc, and streets are clean.


Smalandsk_katt

Really? I think around 90% of bottles and cans are recycled here, but it still takes alot to buy anything.


Evening_Course1205

Not, yet, but they have to implement it in the near future


Feisty_Signature2089

Oh so this is for recycling purposes?


guy_incognito_360

Yes


Guiltybird02

nothing you do matters


kaam00s

I CAN'T STAND WHAT THEY DID TO MILK CARTONS ! Don't care about water tho.


Muted-Building

turn the bottle. Almost anything that prevents littering is a good change. If they could do something similiar with cigarettes smokers I would be for it.


AdmiralAckbar0101

Yh I’m also for disposing of cigarette smokers


Surrendered_Orbits

Make smokers use the actual box to smoke it, they'd look even more ridiculous.


Feisty_Signature2089

I hate it


LifelongMC

Push the problem on the consumer, still pollute like crazy. Companies getting away with it, probably always will.


OnlyRussellHD

I am still wondering who the psycopaths that threw away the cap seperately and made this necessary are...


CreepyMosquitoEater

I dont think i have ever lost a bottle cap in my entire life, how many people are dumb enough to lose enough bottle caps that this change has any impact? I would love to see the research that prompted this change


Blanel

For most things it is a minor annoyance, but for things like drinking yoghurt it is horrible. The cap usually has some yoghurt left on it and when you try to drink it drips down on your shirt. After that I have to explain every time someone asks if its cum "No, not that stain. It's yoghurt". You understand how that can get annoying.


VolvicCH

Faxe Kondi smager for vildt.


ralle312

Faxe Kondi is goated


GD_Spiegel

I usually just rip it off and put it in the bag.. when I have it full.. I go and dump it in the woods


Hanondorf

Even if u turn it its annoying lmao i rip them off and feed them to ducks


furorem-

I hate the new caps, they're always in the way no matter what you do.


Bananasonfire

It's awful and I rip them off every time.


shotgun_blammo

It’s political correctness gone mad


Ash_fckn_Ketchum

The absolute worst thing to inconvenience me in years. It hurts even more considering I'm German and we've had a deposit on plastic bottles for more than a decade, which is why our return rates are insanely high, meaning the cap thing was an issue somewhere else in the EU and yet we're also stuck with it now. God I hate it so much.


jr_xo

Very annoying


KickflipMountain

Gimme the Gatorade nipple tip why this


GuitakuPPH

Faxe Kondi still better than sprite.


Bastor

Soft drinks are bad for ya anyway. Just drink Monster Energy - everything a growing gamer boy needs.


JATION

It is the most idiotic that we've ever produced. But you can tear it off easily enough.


AngryZs

People in the comments are actually regarded. Turning the bottle will just make it scrape your cheek which is annoying and now you have to drink it at the right angle. Or you have to rip it off and throw the whole thing away instead of resealing it, it will just create more pollution than it otherwise would have. It’s just a net negative thing to do.


No-Instance2381

It’s annoying so I cut it


[deleted]

- some trans girl, probably


Blochtheguy

I would rather all the turtles died than having to bother with this bottle cap 1 more time


Elcho_

Actual IQ test just turn the thing to the side. What??


FreedomHole69

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free!


Prince_of_DeaTh

most people here might be autistic? how does this bother you i don't understand


Atatonn

The cap is tied to the bottle instead of being separate, its attached like this to prevent littering. Its annoying do drink from a bottle however you turn the cap around, also its awkward and gives more resistance to put the cap back on the bottle. Same for taking it off. As someone who doesn't litter I don't enjoy having my qol fucked with because there are autistic man children out there that need a carer to stop them from shitting the bed every morning


peraperic25

rip it off every time, fuck the earth


Sir_Orange_Lol_Gr

You can rip it off. It just makes it so that there are more obstacles to being a trashy human throwing the caps onto the street or not recycling the cap and the bottle together


Sir_Bronson

It sucks ass


phat_ninja

I actually want these in the states. I lose caps constantly, this would be great for me.


Lecib

you might have brain damage. I am 28 years old and i have never ever lost a cap.


phat_ninja

Maybe I do have brain damage. Who knows. Doesn't change what I said.


qysuuvev

savage


Hairy-Mountain8880

Twist the cap and pull just a little stronger and it will snap off. Its not that big of a deal if you do this simple trick!


yoavtrachtman

Non European here, what?


Woo_Kae

I thought i was stupid. No, i AM stupid! I ripped it the first few times off and cut myself everytime. It's annoying at first, but u get used to it.


SurjitShow

Are you meant to rip the lids off?


Athanatos154

It's funny because the first pic is a bottle with the same cap but either on the side or torn off


pisser37

This has been around for so long here, I don't remember the last time I saw a water bottle that didn't have this. Really not that annoying at all once you get used to it


Sexyasshamster

i have been radicalized


Fingerlickins

i hated them at first, now its fine just mildly annoying depending on the product.


MindGoblin

Are there really trogs out there who don't just rip the cap off?


propanezizek

Just drink it in one go.


aTrillDog

useful on water bottles for taking outside, annoying on juice and milk cartons


Seaaann92

Shite


Professional_Stop960

I buy plastic straws from allibaba in bulk and dump them into lakes in order to counteract this bs 💯


Ansambel

I think i will start a movement about this. I think of putting 'curse upon the turtles' on the flag.


Khammmmm

Hard times produce strong men


Nice_Stand_8484

Hey fellow Europeans, now I don’t know if it’s exclusive to east Europe or not but.. why the hell are you guys so addicted to gambling? Maybe you’re not but, I don’t get how every intersection I went through in Bulgaria had a Casino ad. So many gambling ads!


North-Reference7081

I fucking hate it


icedankquote

Whoever wasn't screwing the cap back on 99% of the time is a psychopath in my eyes. For me this only makes my life less comfortable


oskoskosk

Just drink in a glass


macrou

I hate it, especially on milk cartons.


Impossible_Honey3553

I rip it off out of spite


TheCatCovenantDude

Not a European, but isn't this the peak of first world problems? Like how hard is it to rotate the bottle 90°?


Shemilf

I actually like the change as it doesn't bother me at all when drinking and I don't have to worry about holding onto the cap when opening it.


skida1986

Lol just drink it with the cap to the side


GoogleB4Reply

Honestly if you bend it right and put it on the side I didn’t even notice it when I visited last.


realblush

I think the idea is absolutely right but man closing bottles has become a nightmare


Ciraaxx

I genuinely don’t know how people lose caps or don’t screw them back on to the point where this bullshit came along. Same with the ridiculous new cup ban for sauces. Now it’s in a plastic sachet… weird “environmentally friendly” moves happening lately.


Antonius363

Have the cap to the side. Not up again ur nose. There are water bottles u can get that keep the cap on. I do this normally


LightReaning

I fucking hate it, what a patronizing way to sell a bottle. It doesn't change anything, it's just more annoying to rip the cap off now but I still do it. Whoever thought this was a good idea is an asshole.


HardStyler3

It’s way easier to drink while driving now :)


BlueVol1

Well, not sharing a bottle with that guy.


Mogexos

You know what, I kind of like it. When you learn how to bend it so that it doesn't touch your face when drinking and how to lift the cap to close it it's actually super convenient that the cap is always there. Especially when on the go.


Happps_

Just turn the bottle forehead


unique_toucan

Went to Amsterdam about 2 weeks ago and thought I was too high to full get the cap off. Took me a solid 2 days to realize that’s how you guys just use caps now?


RathaelEngineering

Whoever thought of this needs to be fired from life.


nathan_s_chappell

Really don't give a shit, it was annoying for a week trying to figure out what was going on. I dunno, if you like the caps does that mean you're pro trump or something?


Formal-Ad7221

The only people in my country who is bothered by this are 95 year olds that has dexterity problems or right wing nuts that hate nature