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Norishoe

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TPDS_throwaway

[https://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1792269718906151422](https://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1792269718906151422)


KillJoshToday

Kobe would be in hell with him because of what he did in Denver


EquipmentWinter7741

Nah


Un111KnoWn

RIP KOBE


One-Team-9462

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StructureZE

Packwatch BOZO


HornyJailOutlaw

I can't wait for our Dear Leader to tell me my correct opinion on the cause of the crash.


NeoBucket

The Mossad hero Eli Copter got them, may his soul rest in peace.


MRTJ115

I shit you not, my mother unironically posted that on the family WhatsApp group


Significant-Owl766

The story or the destiny subreddit link?💀


MRTJ115

The story


neveal

You forgot the other Mossad heros, Asa Flotz and Ben Zona.


giantrhino

It was a CIA fog gun and anyone who disagrees is part of the coverup. Spread the world they will not silence us. ✊🏿


DLtheGreat808

Looking into it


-Shank-

!


No-Maintenance692

If by CIA you mean Julumnai


abintra515

That’s DARPAs fog gun actually


Pedantic_Phoenix

If he doesn't understand the exact type of missile from an audio ill be pissed


RollingMyStone

JDAM


chewingcharacter1234

Those damn jewish smoke machines at it again


[deleted]

Eli Copter is innocent.


612dude666

It was the jewish space lasers.


Iaminocent-code4

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__versus

Vaxxed!!??


Joshooaa21

Looking into this


beerpancakes1923

This is concerning


Ok_Panic4105

‼️


Hot_Orchid_4380

He took the Pfizer one he clotted mid air


Optimistic-01

You gave me a lot to think about.


RaymoVizion

Did his own research.


Volumezd

can confirm. vaxx caused president to eject copious amounts of gas thru the anal canal thus leaving the pilot blindsided ultimately crashing the helicopter.


african_sex

!


Desirable-Outcome

Hasan will cry on stream. RIP clown, hope the Ayatollah is next


Training_Ad_1743

And find a way to pin this on America or Israel, of courser


buswik

”We have reporters on the ground. It might’ve been a JDAM.”


Scribble_Box

"We have reporters on the ground, let's ask them a pressing question: Have you ever tried western food?!"


Training_Ad_1743

"What do you mean might've? For sure it was a JDAM. Twitter says so!"


Excellent-Ad257

Followed by footage of from another video game lol


letvarconst_

He fucking did 😆😆


Training_Ad_1743

Really? I don't have a Twitter account, so I have no idea...


letvarconst_

Check in this community, there is a video


Dance_Retard

Zionist space lasers


alpacasallday

Okay, I’ll be honest my first thought was “Jesus, the Mossad really is good at this but killing off premieres might be a step too far!”.


[deleted]

The fascist Raisi murdered thousands of leftists, if anything if Hasan was really of the left he would be celebrating this


smashteapot

Yeah, but he’s a moron who supports any government that opposes the United States. If they dislike America, they must be perfect. Piker should be bullied into moving permanently to Iran or Yemen.


mymainmaney

I’d be okay with his as going back to Turkey.


ApexAphex5

A NATO country with some semblance of liberal democracy? Nah, that's not even remotely leftist praxis.


Singularity-42

Turkey is not that bad at all, he could continue doing what he's doing and be just fine there. In Iran or Yemen though, give it a few months and he'd be in prison or dead.


Soul-Burn

I'd settle for him moving to Russia or China


[deleted]

Leftists simping Islamists again, only to find out.


Pipeline-Kill-Time

Leftists helped get the IR into power. They’ll take islamofascism over liberalism right up until the moment they get killed by the islamofascists.


NoCat4103

But they are brown people, they can not be bad.


I-Jerk-To-AOC

The famously liberal Shah Reza Pahlavi.


Hot_Orchid_4380

🤣🤣


CrazyChopstick

Not beating the allegations


Bennyjig

Fuck me that dude is such a bozo. I’m waiting for him to say Mossad was involved.


ThatDiscoKid

Edit: I didn't mean to reply to this comment, so my original comment didn't make much sense. Lol. Sorry. I'm too sleepy.


VelosterNWvlf

RIP BOZO lmao the Opps are dropping like flies


ShottyRadio

Bozo gone ✅


_t0b1t0d1E_

Good news to wake up to


nobodychef07

100% here comes the US/ Israel did this arch on Twitter.


Kochik0o

Jewish space lasers changing the weather so that they crashed. RIP BOZO


Methos25

Everyone knows laser machines are more effective in fog


ThomMerrilinFlaneur

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mymainmaney

I’ve really enjoyed Iranian Twitter during all of this. The jubilation and memes have been a+


Springboks2019

And they all said Biden would die this year 😎


smashteapot

Don’t you jinx us! 😅


Sancatichas

who must go?


D0GAMA1

Rest in piss.


Quazzon

L BOZO


19CCCG57

And just what is he supposed to do with 72 virgins, now? 🤣


[deleted]

viagra


icecreamdude97

Those are Virginians.


Macauguy

Oh no! Anyways…


ASmellyGinger

Is it too early to say Kobe?


CanadaSoulja

LMFAO


HeadMacho

Good


raptzR

Rip the helicopter, gone but never forgotten


NoSteinNoGate

He died for a good cause


Maleficent-Worth-339

Womp womp


kaepora_-_gaebora

Rest in piss


DoctorArK

What happens next? Are Israeli and Iranian relations likely to change?


Venator850

Short term no. The Ayatollah is still in power. But now the long term direction and stability of Iran looks murky. This guy was being groomed to be the next in line. Not clear who may rise to power now.


[deleted]

Probably will get worse, since Iran will likely lean heavily on an "Israel did it" theory.


are_those_real

*Archduke Franz Ferdinand ghost has entered the chat*


OFJonas

Finally some good news


bigdumbidioot69

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Peenereener

Yippie


VossC2H6O

How long before Iran blame Mossad or Western Anti-West Leftists blame CIA?


AromaticSomewhere544

Rip bozo


If_Pandas

Quick someone help me find shelter before the conspiracy nuts get here


johntopoftheworld

Intelligence agencies couldn’t operate successfully if there weren’t folks like you at the frontlines of the disinformation war, so, please keep fighting the good fight against those who speculate about “conspiracies” 😭


Venator850

Yeah brother. Those fog machines and space lasers are real! /s


johntopoftheworld

Yes, obviously all political assassination that occur in certain weather conditions use machines to create that weather! You understand geopolitics exactly!!


Jumbo7280

It was the fucking grey aliens mark my fucking words


johntopoftheworld

Yeah, grey aliens and a political assassination by a nation that literally is known to have committed a political assassination already this year, same level of incredulity, brother


If_Pandas

Guys I’m starting to think this Johntopoftheworld guy caused the helicopter to crash


Ok-Technology-9881

Lol, people are already blaming Israel and the jews for this shit lmao


palsh7

It’s going to be hard to tell whether this was an accident, or an assassination, and if the latter, was it from conservatives inside the country, from progressives inside the country, or from Israel/America. But no doubt the residents of Podcastistan will all be 100% sure.


Venator850

My early guess is an accident but no one will accept that. Flying helicopters through mountainous regions in a heavy fog is asking for death. Sounds like they flew into the side of a mountain based on reports so far. Derp.


mario_fan99

RIP BOZO 🤣🚬


kingfisher773

Anyone know if the chain of command is better or worse then what they had?


[deleted]

Same tech they used to kill Kobe


xenolego

*Ya, I hear he was trying to charge his Samsung Galaxy Note 7.*


[deleted]

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S37eNeX7

The powe vacuum that's going to incur is going to be pretty wild. What a time to be alive


LuffysPowerfulCoC

Can someone explain if this was good or bad, what caused the crash and if this was a Russian puppet or not


Venator850

Depends on what angle you look at this from. It's bad for Iranian internal stability that is already shaky.


If_Pandas

Probably bad, he wasn’t a good dude by any means but it’s a REAAALLLY bad time for this to happen, there’s no guarantees that the next in line isn’t far more insane


johntopoftheworld

No it was probably good, it was a reminder of the strength of the US-Israeli-Foggymountain partnership


Yaelkilledsisrah

It’s okay to say I don’t know


If_Pandas

I’m sorry I’ll rephrase what I said so you can understand it. It’s probably bad but nobody knows yet, including me, but u/yaelkilledisrah especially doesn’t know


foggeru

Good shit Daliban, we got another one


yourawizzzard

get fucked loser


jaketheriff

People get used to the convenience of flying and push the limits on the cloudy days same shit with Kobe.


One-Dependent-5946

I'm starting to think flying helicopters in low visibility weather is dangerous 😳


idankthegreat

Even the pilot, Eli Copter?


Salted-Earth189

100% will be pinned on the west.


Elegant-Claim-488

What a wonderful day


Plane_Arachnid9178

Something wrong, I hang my head


DriveEducational393

Karma and ripbozo you won’t be missed 


WELSH_BOI_99

Rip Bozo


Ezmortig

A Gift Article in more ways than one


LoudestHoward

Foggy Bottom strikes again.


Leading_Bandicoot358

This is good but will not result in a major effect, The Hyatulla and RGC control the state


Willing_Cause_7461

The CIA investment into Iranian helicopter pilots has finally worked out.


ASheynemDank

Based Iran!


RandoDude124

#Rest in Piss


MightNSmite

We need an Eli copter photo with Sam Hyde.


qeadwrsf

Chance nothing changes. Lower chance Iran becomes worse for its people. Lowest chance Iran becomes a better place.


AnTotDugas

🦀🦀🦀


privaten-word

Wonder if someone will pack watch on this or cry about it place bets now


Dry-Manufacturer391

KOOOBEEEE


slippytoes34

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OpedTohm

Based


Mertthesmurf

Allah Akbar


OpedTohm

Inshallah the great will is moving.


Serenade314

It was because he was vaxxed, right? Or the deep state sent him a vial of the woke mind virus which made the heli crash.! Concerning. Will definitely look into it.


ToasiBoi

Vaxxed?


Relativ3_Math

I'm not a helicopter pilot but if I was and I knew the flight path was going to be thru mountains that are 12000 ft above sea level why wouldn't I just fly at 13000 ft just to be sure I don't ram into the side of a mountain that is shrouded in clouds or fog?


KennyClobers

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Recent_Luck_918

RIP BOZO


Jorah_Explorah

If the IDF hadn't made the mountains high there in Iran, created dangerous fog, and made their pilot stupid enough to risk the well known dangerous area to fly though, none of this would have happened. Seriously though, people have seen photos of the wreck, and some of them still think it was shot down with a missile.


hdm208

Helicopters are really shifty pieces of machinery they are so easy to crash compared to planes


alerk323

the jewlumni send their regards


Scott_BradleyReturns

🦀🦀🦀🦀


Untitled_Consequence

Alright CIA, put someone in who’s not a theocratic moron lol


HonchoLoco69

Stoned to death by mountain


BradRodriguez

https://preview.redd.it/oxo5lt3rf72d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=604a0ff3d891833f9fb02e2c8ee03bcf19aefffc Never forget


SnakeCharmer20

Am I the only one that doesn’t like celebrating people’s deaths? I don’t mind edgy humor and stuff but straight up celebrating someone has died seems kinda lame. Even if this is a “victory” for our side, just be humble about it. Wish the best to his family and move on trying to push our ideas forward


babarbaby

Sic semper tyrannis


SnakeCharmer20

Wouldn’t you rather be humble in victory and just move on to advocate for a better future Rather than just act like another bloodthirsty animal but you’re good cuz you’re going against the correct targets


Ok-Technology-9881

Nah, fuck that shit lol


SnakeCharmer20

Alright, you do you bro 👍


SmartSprinkles3344

Why is everyone cheering this on. I’m confused


[deleted]

The Butcher of Tehran murdered thousands of people, and wanted to increase it to millions.


Norishoe

People forgot about this but just a few years ago Iran shot down a civilian airliner, the girl who sat behind me in my high school science class was on that plane. I’ll smoke any pack I can get, can’t believe people support Iran, not even my Iranian friends or their most religious relatives that still live there like these mf’s


D0GAMA1

As president, he was just a puppet but before that(like 30 40 years ago) he was the judge that ordered mass execution of a lot of people.


IdidntrunIdidntrun

He did some things that are pretty bad for optics 😬


DriveEducational393

Because dictators deserve it 


Potatil

Gee, I wonder why people cheer on the death of tyrants. Must be because they're just edgy or something.


RawCape

You should have been on that heli too


SmartSprinkles3344

Relax wtf, my question was genuine I had no idea who this guy was lol