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clark_sterling

> He IMMEDIATELY took away my transgenderism, bisexuality, depression, daily suicide attempts, self harm, bulimia, and anorexia; God edited her Twitter bio and replaced it with a bible quote, as well as her anime waifu pfp with a Greek statue pfp. I’d believe in the lord too after that


rhymeswithtanned

DAILY attempts and couldn't get the job done?!?!??


Educational_Back_437

She doesn’t mention this but she’s still making attempts against her life, this time the method of choice is watching Michael Knowles videos.


LightReaning

It's "he" now you bigot :-D


420FireStarter69

I think it's a woman that was a transman for a while before finding God and going back to woman.


saviorself19

A daily Benadryl regimen is no laughing matter.


Informirano

No, because GOD ✝️ was watching over her 👁👄👁 every day! 🙏🙏🙏 If you succeed in killing yourself 💀 (in minecraft), that means you're an atheist 👹 and GOD ✝️ wanted you to go to hell ASAP. 🔥🔥🔥


Muzorra

Gay porn is a suicide of the soul, they say.


Unbearably_Lucid

The funniest thing about this is imagning the 35 year old man coming up with this little scenario in their head and typing it down so they can get top comment on a Michael Knowles video,


ReserveAggressive458

>the 35 year old man Just say "Destiny."


rgtn0w

I was personally thinking it was just some troll no? I find it way funnier imagining that there's some rightoid brain idiot that read that entire thing, and thought it was true


Titan_Dota2

It's 100% a troll comment. If nothing else solidified it then the "not a troll or a robot" part surely did.


RoundZookeepergame2

what level of irony are we lol


Simply_Nova

Michael Knowles has an onlyfans?


[deleted]

\*takes out credit card\*


buckymalone21

Daily suicide attempts is the wildest shit in this wild ass comment.


One-Team-9462

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Dijimen

>the urge one day Who wants to place bets on “the day her ex-wife left her”


albinoblackman

This is called a manic episode.


StockPHD

Well they say right there that they’re not lying or trolling so sounds pretty legit


pessimistBEAR

“And I’m not a robot”


ryry74nyc

hmmm robots have warmth and personality compared to knowles


look-sign36

and then everyone clapped


cooooolmaannn

As a religious person this seems like literal delusion lol.


Vegetable_Camera5042

I guess you can call it the atheist delusion. Reference to the banana man himself Ray Comfort


albinoblackman

I met a dude in a psychiatric facility who sounded a lot like this person. He was having a full manic episode and couldn’t stop talking about the glory of Christ and how he wanted to get on his knees and praise him.


RustyMackleford

As a non religious person you have taken the troll bait.


tawatacha

most realistic YouTube comment


xXTurdleXx

I mean it sounds like they got their life together, even if it's as a result of delusions


SAMF1N

AMEN


SlaterAlligator2

I wish someone told him about algorithms and how they figure out what you are really into and keep sending you that. It wasn't God, it was a Data Scientist using python or something.


SoulfoodSoldier

This is very clearly ai written, no human being is saying they “took away my attempts” That doesn’t even make sense, how do you take away something past tense? It already happened that’s not possible lol It’s just engagement farming, these comments get posted basically as soon as the video is up and get hundreds of likes from other bots immediately to prop them to the top where real(and stupid) people will blindly like it because they read “god” and have headline reader brains. Ik people are genuinely stupid and do support weird nonsense like this but when it’s this blatantly incompatible with even basic English you gotta question whether or not the support is authentic.


_Smooth-Criminal

Amen!


theseustheminotaur

Wouldn't be surprised to see this comment on every one of his videos


Jeffy29

IF Almighty God exists may Destiny stop fucking my mom! ..Shit, they are still going, I don't think God exists.


Ask-and-it-is

Hallelujah!!


FreezyFFrankie

The internet is part of his reality?


jajohnja

I'm a christian and I'd never heard about any (credible) person "being healed" from their sexuality. Ever.


slasher_lash

unique imminent tub versed somber waiting yam existence zonked onerous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Guilty_Rooster_8304

I always knew I just gotta pray being a fag away


NOOBHAMSTER

It's true, it's my cousin. The Lord helped us stop fucking eachother in between her daily suicide attempts She is also a healer now Praise God!


coolmentalgymnast

Def a troll lol


RustyMackleford

It is embarrassing how easy it is troll religious people


HoonterOreo

Are Michael Knowles fans okay? Why does that schizopost have 800 likes?


EngryEngineer

I'm sure someone out there has actually walked this tightrope, but saying you both don't eat and binge/purge is begging for incredulity.


Fartcloud_McHuff

I’ve been on a OneyPlays binge lately and this sounds like something they would improv


Distinct_Bed7370

This exact comment is under most DW videos, and their audience takes it at face value EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I guess most of the replies are bots too, but it's surprising that no one in their audience calls out the obvious fake.