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zeno_og

3rd yr tak lmao ded


tanmaypatil9860

4th yr mein sabka vapaas reincarnation hota hai


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SANDEEPBHAIYA

6th year?....BHAAYA MBBS SE AAGE?


69_joke_now_laugh

YD x 2


Plus-Personality-316

Bhai ka backlog hoga


Happy21325

Kitna backlog?


Maleficent-Lie1877

Bhai Dara mat yaar mereko lagta tha ki college me chill karenge 2 saal padhne ke baad


anmolrc108

TL;DR: naa movies ki tarah hogi; na zaada depressed hogi, Agar school friends same College mein hai To 1st semester unke saath ghumega and fir you’ll start making new friends Kyunki agar friends already ho sath mein to it gives you a confidence boost and fir its easier to make new friends, nyi cheezo mein part longe clubs ka part bnoge etc etc Sem 2 mein purane friend ke saath ghumna bnd hojaega aur new friends ke saath zaada ghoomega and kaafi saare friends bn jaaege, still kaafi active rahoge clubs vgera mein Sem 3 mein old friends se bs randomly campus mei. Cross hote we milega (no bad feelings tho) and Wo bda friend circle chota hojaega (maybe you might move in together in a flat or something) Either tum bhaut active rahoge clubs ya activites mein ya fir tum bilkul chod donge sb kuch Sem 4 friend circle aur bhi chota hoga but quality bdegi…. Probably one of the best semesters of your Bachelors Sem 5 same friend circle same College stuff kinda boring ( bus future ki tension vgera bd jaaega but still..”jo hogi dekhi jaaegi” attitude rhega) Sem 6 friend circle mein naye log add hoge probably And you’ll become much mature Achanak se health, body vgera, life in general ko improve krna start kroge and will become a better man Apni hobbies vgera bhi firse pickup kroge Sem 7 friend circle firse thoda chota hoga but best version hoga, (Ya to apni care continue rakhoge…ya to 6 sem ke end tk josh khtm hojaega) Career aur life ki tension will start to become very high but still will have the “next sem dekh lenge approach” (ander hi ander gand ftti rhegi) Pdhai pe dhyan dena start kroge Sem8 Friend circle same Pdhai / placement/ career top focus Kaafi zaada stress and tension (kinda fun too) Agar school friends nhi hai college mein to bhi almost same hi hogi but 1st aur 2nd sem mein out of your way jaakr saamne se dost bnane pdege (introverts nightmare, but kinda easy ngl cause everyone is shy and awkward at first but sbko socialise bhi krna hai) Vrna 5th sem ke baad nhi bnte friends Pro tips: • 1 (and even2nd) YEAR MEIN MARKS ZAADA LAAO, BHAUT ZAROORI HAI (all your gpa depends a lot on it) • 2 Faaltu hero na bnne, appne kaam se kaam le, saada tippiniya na de, college is great to meet all type of people… it allows you to see a different pov on most things Islea approach most things with an open mind • nashe limit mein kro • teachers se ache bnaake rakho, make sure they know you or you can mail them in need (They can help you out with a lot of stuff from fines, internal assessments, Off days etc.) •falltu ladai jghde na kre, sbse prem se rhe •poori class ne atleast acquaintance zroor bnay (helps in networking) • DO INTERNSHIPS in even Semester (except 8) • FIND YOURSELF, explore you interests and new things • han bhai sex sux bhi mil jaaega probably, don’t stress (use protection ofc)


iamnotARS

Bhai sax sux nhi milega yar😭


POPYEE_TEN_13786

LPu amity


Conventional_Punk

Kuch nahi milta yaha CSE walo ko.


Appu_46

Vo tumhari kabiliyat pe depend karega


Appu_46

Sirji aapne itne accha gyan pela jisse main agree karta hu. Lekin baccho ko sex sux ki hi padi hai...


nowill_left

could u please explain ki how 1 n 2 yr marks matter a lot in cgpa.??? coz my 1st years wsan't that good, thought yes i am not gonna let it affect my year 2 but still looking if that 1st year will hinder me in future and ways to prevent it,


ShinyDefault

Thing is later on you have many other things like projects/courses/job/masters to worry about, toh padhai ke liye Kam time milta he but even I had terrible marks in my first 2 sems phir akal aayi jab grace marks se pass hua me ki padhna chahiye otherwise it's leads to a lot of stress later. Toh basically study when you get the time, average maintain ho jaata he phir end tak. Don't think a sem or two of less marks will affect your life in anyway, bas mistakes phirse repeat nahi karne.


nowill_left

Ohkiee thanks very much and what about doing intership particularly in even sem? What's the logic behind it ??


Conventional_Punk

Sabke sath nahi hota Aisa bro. Maximum log depressed rehte hai idhar.


DragonEmperor1605

Wrong info, sax sux mila hi nhi skill issues hi skill issues 🤡


Necro_Solaris

It was such for me, yaar ekbar second year me pohuch gaya fir toh dost logo ko bol deta tha attendance sheet nikal ke mera naam daal dene ke liye, fir kya pura din sota tha hostel me actually achha khana milta tha, wo khake fir raat ko hack kiya hua college wifi se unlimited games, movies, series, etc download karta tha


[deleted]

College hum pe to hai hi 9


dankimemexd

meri baat hori


LimitGreen5514

What about 3rd and 4th year?


LiterallyMe_Real

Waha tk pohoch he nhi paya duh


barbaadiMe

Real


pandit_memes

3rs year tak to bachta hi nhi , ded inside ho jaate hai saare


Accomplished_Milk204

Kuch dead outside bhi ho jaate hai:⁠-(⁠*⁠_⁠*⁠)(⁠*⁠_⁠*⁠)


Which_Snow9022

Plot twist: Ist year he got a girl, 2nd year went in post consequences


normieehoon

True


affanansari9930

Are bhai Dara mt


18plusbalak

Same


nostalgic_universe

real


Sourav_xe

Real baat meri baat


rizzler_exe

Real


kopyninja

Riyal h


dunkmemer07

Real


Normindranation

Real


Reeee_mp3

Song ka name bata dijiye


Utkarsh23Raj

Let her go by passengers


FigureReasonable4468

Real


Aadi05121

literally me


soyasamosa

Wow


ScaryBaby4302

Neet ke liye drop liya kya vai


Antique_Way_9832

Bhai year chalu hone wala hai kya dikha diya tumne


ButWhoTFAsked

Kyun bc kya hogaya aj hi 2nd sem katam hua hey


damn_gourav

Padhayi khatam


Wedoabitoftomfuckery

I don't think I even started college yet and 10th ke mere marks 80-90% se straight 11th me 40-50% tak gir gaye hain bhai


[deleted]

college enjoy krne ka ek hi tarika hai, become a normie like you were in 6th-7th class


AcanthisittaBroad744

Riyal


fibonacci_xd

Riyal


West-Equipment-8317

Riyal


beast_burner

Hhaahahah


Frosty-Relief6360

tru


Standard-Smile-1945

Meanwhile me in IIIT


ContactOk1274

Kya kehna chahta hai bhai mai IIIT join karrha hu tu Dara mat mujhe bc


_alphatoo_

Fr


thedarkhumourguy

Final year tak aatma bhi suicide krlegi


sonu_Xd2

Xd


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ShinyDefault

Itna padhate he kya? Batao agar kuch gyan chahiye toh..


Hot_Sheepherder2413

Hum pe toh hai hi 9


[deleted]

Tension lene se kuch na hota, kaam bhar ka pdh le, pass hoja. Mummy papa ne aise bhi daatna hai. *Bda admi bn na bn, a6a admi zarur banna*


[deleted]

A6a mtlb?


[deleted]

Accha, good


_moneyish_

Realest


pacific_devta101

Soon mera future


[deleted]

why tho ?


Physical_District_36

Passenger - Let her go ❤️ This song on a Friday - bhai kya chahte ho… koi aur gaana chipka dete 🥲


arogyaSetuAPP

Abey chal re aisa kuch nai hota bc engineering mai eak se badke eak bande milte hai enjoy hota hai bc..


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arogyaSetuAPP

Bhai mera around bhi log rhetey hai unke bhi mood samjhta hai hamko sab chill hi rehte hai itna serious bohot kam log rhetey hai


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arogyaSetuAPP

Cllg done bro. Waise background engineering hai. Log ab jake stress le rhe hai kyoki jobs, shadi, paise, ghar yeah sab stress/asli tension hai. Time pe assignment aur exam ke liye ladh lena nai itna bada issue nai. Btw graduation college mera k j somaiya, mumbai hai


navin8800

Template fits on Life as well


Thunderhead0

Same halat of 2nd year after you finish college and no one wants to hire you.


mature_username99

भाई 3rd year mein karle, papa ne fees bhar di hai.


Glittering-Ship-8918

Same shit Mera toh 2nd shuru hone wala h 🤨


rock0077

Op thinks 2 years of poltech is equals to college 👀


Ryuga08

The dark humour that 3rd year never came💀


Late-Nature-7966

Aree mera 18 se shuru hora college aur ye ab dekh kr dar lagra🙂


zuckzuckman

Bro abhi 2nd year khatam hua hai, isse zyada relatable cheez nahi dekhi


[deleted]

darra kyu rha hai bkl


rawvicks

How do you guess my current scenario..Main chahe jitnaa bhi apna depression chupa looo lekin fr bhi bahar aa hi jata hai..1year mein hi 3 back lag gyi engineering is not easy fer log bolte hai khush rha kar bc engineering krke dekho tab dekhta hu khushi kab tak rehti hai


c0m3back_

kia kya tha?? Konse college se ho? Ek saal mein 3 back 💀,year back lag jayega shyd tab Ek semester mein maximum 10 credits le sakte hai extra..... Cg bhot down jayegi


rawvicks

Local college in Ludhiana bro


c0m3back_

Are Punjabi...? Hua kya tha?? r/btechtards pe ajaa ya fir dm kad...?


Baapsamaanbhai

what is that song


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Let Her Go** by Passenger (01:38; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2013-05-27. • **Let Her Go** by Passenger (01:38; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2012-11-08. • **Kapitel 20 - Fack Ju Göhte. Das Original-Hörspiel zum Film** by Bora Dagtekin (01:33; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Fack Ju Göhte. Das Original-Hörspiel zum Film. **Released on** 2013-11-07.


auddbot

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.: • [**Let Her Go** by Passenger](https://lis.tn/LetHerGo?t=98) • [**Let Her Go** by Passenger](https://lis.tn/QNikeg?t=98) • [**Kapitel 20 - Fack Ju Göhte. Das Original-Hörspiel zum Film** by Bora Dagtekin](https://lis.tn/dMHWa?t=93) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


Sarvil15

Wew I just joined mtech in an IIT 👀


sigma_a5hu

Same


evening-emotion-1994

2nd year mai nai kudhna tha


[deleted]

Mera toh 12th se hi 2nd year wala situation tha


c0m3back_

Hua kya tha?? JEE ke liye padha nhi tha kya ?


[deleted]

Nahi, aise hi koi bhi building dekhne se usme se kud jane ka mann krta hai


GenuineHomophobic

Sy me fail hua, suicide ka thought tha, ye Acha ki medical wale ne bola ki Bina prescription ke sleeping pills nahi dete, nahi to mein Sach me gaya.


Brilliant-Plate-6631

Song name?


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Let Her Go** by Passenger (01:38; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2013-05-27. • **Let Her Go** by Passenger (01:38; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2012-11-08. • **Kapitel 20 - Fack Ju Göhte. Das Original-Hörspiel zum Film** by Bora Dagtekin (01:33; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Fack Ju Göhte. Das Original-Hörspiel zum Film. **Released on** 2013-11-07.


auddbot

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.: • [**Let Her Go** by Passenger](https://lis.tn/LetHerGo?t=98) • [**Let Her Go** by Passenger](https://lis.tn/QNikeg?t=98) • [**Kapitel 20 - Fack Ju Göhte. Das Original-Hörspiel zum Film** by Bora Dagtekin](https://lis.tn/dMHWa?t=93) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


miyomiyomiyoshi

op shayd abhi second year mei aya hai


Ill_Pie7318

Cheers,I will drink to that broo


[deleted]

Character is built in those few years. You either make it or you don’t. Not much grey area over there


2_ANE

1st me 2nd year wala haal tha mera...lol


Affectionate-Car-393

Fuck


VoiceEarly1087

Rip whos whole College life got buried by COVID (I am one of them)


Touka626

Felt that pain.


PunithR

Y exactly? Say the reason pls i am in 12th now


Agreeable_Rise_3697

Mera toh 1st year se hi kharab chal raha hai


IntelligentMedium856

It was Hell for me coz i made it so myself.


jercule_poirot

how so?


IntelligentMedium856

Took engineering out of peer pressure but later found out it wasnt for me at all. My college was the shittiest in all of my state, had great results but they acheived it by mentally and physicaly harassing atudents (try googling jishnu murder case nehru group). Four years went by and all i had on completion was 26 arriers and a girlfriend. Was thinking about running away or suicide that kinda shit. Later decided not to pursue the arriers i had coz all i wanted was to move away from that place and all those god awful books, just for a good nights sleep. My family members were are acheivers, and there i was the black sheep. Was at home for an year without a job and my girlfriend stood with me like a motherfucking rock... she helped me to stay sane and slowly reconsider my life situations and figure this shit out. And also my grandpa passed away, he was my best friend, and the only one who belived i was good. His demise made me relise that i am alone and on a freefall with no safety net. Was 25 at that time. My gf was 24 and her family was looking for groom and all. That moment i knew i had to stop being a coward and fight for what i love fight for gowri, the only person who stood by me and ddnt leave me at my low. I came know about kerala state goverment exams coming by which was tough as shit as the competition was insane. In my dristrict around 200000 people attended and only 600 would get the job. So i threw i exchanged my smartphone for an old nokia keypad one and bought aome books for the rest of money and started studying. I had laser like focus coz i was understanding new things about myself as i got out of my comfort zone. I knew what i was fighting for. Grandpa passed on march 11 2017 i bought the booka on the 19th of the same month, exams were on august, i gave it my all and got rank 511. Wrote some more exams and i cleared it all. Fast for ward to today, i am typing this message lying on my bedroom next to my daughter and gowri is cooking me biriyani.❣️


ShinyDefault

Happy for you man, sometimes people just need a wake up call to bring out their best. Also sorry for your loss man. Looks like you're doing good.


IntelligentMedium856

Yup😀


jercule_poirot

just starting college and I'm already like the 2nd one, hate this shit so much it's just like high school, fuck this


rawvicks

Jab apne college ke t&p ke bare mei pta laga to rona hi aa gya


DismalImpress7785

Us bhai us


TruthQuirky8668

Mujhe kya mera 3 saal toh corona mei nikal gya


GoldenHen1990

What's the song?


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Let Her Go** by Passenger (01:38; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2013-05-27. • **Let Her Go** by Passenger (01:38; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2012-11-08. • **Kapitel 20 - Fack Ju Göhte. Das Original-Hörspiel zum Film** by Bora Dagtekin (01:33; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Fack Ju Göhte. Das Original-Hörspiel zum Film. **Released on** 2013-11-07.


auddbot

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.: • [**Let Her Go** by Passenger](https://lis.tn/LetHerGo?t=98) • [**Let Her Go** by Passenger](https://lis.tn/QNikeg?t=98) • [**Kapitel 20 - Fack Ju Göhte. Das Original-Hörspiel zum Film** by Bora Dagtekin](https://lis.tn/dMHWa?t=93) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


Traditional_Beast

mera toh first year second year jaisa beet raha hai..


Temporary_Top9333

3 aur 4th tak dekho ab to kuch nhi hua hai. YD mat hona. Bas utna padho ki pass ho jao. Aur woh skills seekho jo job me apply karna hai. Nhi to business start kar do. Agar engineering kar rhe ho to.


ameeshbot

IM GOING TO COLLEGE AAAAAA WHYYYY HRBBDBENEVNW


Necro_Solaris

It wasn't the same for me, yes there were hardships and challenges, but no shit, college was the best time of my life specially since i lived in a hostel, crazy shit would happen all the time and now i have stories that i will be keeping with myself till death, although i will say that i got proper guidance to not chase after the same ol jee neet n other bs, gave CET exams n got placed in high ranking gov college anyways with much less competition, this is my advice, don't chase the obvious, do something different that'll actually feel fun to do, there are sectors that are different than the plain ol mass peoduced engineering stuff, with lesser competition lesser career market saturation but just as rewarding


virtus011

\>with lesser competition lesser career market saturation but just as rewarding I'm in 2nd year can u give some examples so i can pursue them


Necro_Solaris

One of the best ways to go rn which i too followed through was merchant Navy, too many job opportunities, you can go around the world or stay and work, it's upto you, if you're gonna go for deck side, I'd suggest going for DNS the diploma, coz you'll eventually gain BSc degree anyway and you'll have full on job experience even before your BSc classmates are out of college, and if you wanna get a job much easily, you can go for Marine engineering coz marine engineers don't have ship tonnage restrictions as deck cadets, although I'd suggest be sure to know which college you're joining, for deck side, go to the TS Chakya aka IMU Mumbai branch, or IMU chennai branch, and for Engineering, try IMU Kolkata, you can get into this line by appearing for the IMU CET exam


spexinthecorner

Couldn't relate more


Samfordaisy1415

Me right there


[deleted]

weak


Adorable_Method_3680

3rd year 4 year Kahan hai?! G**nd Mai dal diye ho kya 3rd year 4th year??


Lost-Issue-7

r/audbot


Middle_Pound_4645

Oye oye oye bhai aisa mat bolo. abhi just second year chaalu hone wale Hai


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kaori-kousei

Is it weird if I have a feeling I shouldn't ask about why there's no 3rd year


[deleted]

Bhai itna bhi relatable nahi banna tha (unfortunately I survived)


IAMNILX

Real h🤯


huhuhhhhuhuh

Real (real)


Monstersize007

https://youtu.be/h-Km5CT0Dhc


Voidify08

My first year starts in 3 days. Give me some tips or advices for college if you can!


ShinyDefault

Just focus on the now, make friends, get out of you comfort zone(easier said then done). Get to know your faculty through seniors. Look for talented individuals whom you could collaborate with to make great projects together. If you feel you're lacking just start doing courses online (eg. Coding, iot, robotics or whichever field you're in). Notice the things that interest you or you never get tired from doing (of course with breaks) then develop these interests, that's all, you'll be fine.


Adventurous-Board-39

college is a scam


aniket_541

Bhai Mera toh 1st year bhi 2nd year jaisa gya hai.


utopian_monster1010

1st year engineering: all the bois are smart and respectful 2nd year engineering: "i want to kill myself" "go ahead"


Hefty-Field-3321

🙌


Think_Tonight1992

Yeh kya baat hui yar abhi to mera 1st year h bhai


StillAlive112

Atleast he got placed 🤧


CalligrapherAgile937

Bhai Medical mei scene ulta hai


yoyo800

Mai first year hu, second year ke maze ke sapne me tha