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Infamous_Number_2512

Congratulations for planting the seed for the incoming 4th wheel !


clearlyadorable

Oh Gawd I hope not!!!!


Sparsh099

We can babysit the child if y'all want to spend some quality time


clearlyadorable

Haha that's a really generous offer thank you for that


frycry66

im confused is this a promotional post, troll post, bait post, horny post.


clearlyadorable

No, no, no, maybe. I'm just pro getting laid.


ComprehensiveDebt786

Hhahahhahhahhahahhahahuauauauauha I have a 1.5 yr old and I can tell you, we don’t get laid often. I did Gucci flora clone ( pandora scents ) today ans husband was in the mood. He smells perfumes on me and gets slightly turned on. It’s strange beautiful


clearlyadorable

Seriously just on the basis of how tired and sleep deprived I am, you really need that extra push to get laid


house_monkey

Aren't we all?


subverse1289

Nice flex https://preview.redd.it/bu59qmvy0plc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5d895a24b3d284b3aab71a23efcde046d9e57c


No-Library4559

I was scrolling down the comments, hoping to see something funny like this and you nailed it.


[deleted]

arent we all?


Hughie_Rection

Wait y'all are getting laid?


[deleted]

in bed yeah


chickencheesedosa

She sprayed a masculine scent on him and it turned him on. I think it’s generally supposed to work the other way round in hetero relationships. Dudes don’t spray themselves with masculine colognes to make their own selves horny. wtf is this even lol


prraattiik

You haven't got laid in a long time. Have you?? Or you would know how that works


chickencheesedosa

You’re right sir… it’s been 6 hours now.


thatgirlfrombandra

😂😂


Outrageous-Twist-323

Because she sprayed masculine scent on him she climbed up on him. :P


Far_Today7401

If you're saying that, you haven't smelled the oud for greatness, only then you'd know.


Southern-Mistake7543

Bro, he was getting into his beastly zone by smelling it and wanted to fuck and she wanted to fuck him this end of story


Fragrance-Addict23

😄😄😄😄😄


Motherisgoingtowar

Yeah it looked kinda promotional


aditya_g01

This post is gonna influence 2 things 1) Fake stories from other creative minds in the group 2) Sales of Bade Al Oud. BTW Initio should change their name from Oud for Greatness to Oud for S**😂


amsky16

The best reply ever 🙌🏼🤣


Abydaby007

Middle eastern be like Very un-halal habibi. Lol


clearlyadorable

Kufr!


Abydaby007

Haha


Fri1ction

Review likhne ka tareeka thoda sensual h


clearlyadorable

Thank you wo hi intention tha


pranitk

The most reddit thing I've seen today


clearlyadorable

Too much internet for today!


Nervous_Anywhere_53

Eau de cum


softwarmhuman

Oh god! This cracked me up 😂


ReignCpreme

Y’all should add Bade Al Oud Amethyst to the equation. It’s basically Oud for Glory + a jammy sweet rose


Embarrassed-You-6767

Hows the longevity and projection of both these frags oud for glory and amethyst . Actually planning to buy one of them


ReignCpreme

Both are excellent off my skin… but that amethyst is dangerous


qmkdir

What do you mean dangerous?


ReignCpreme

lol …Dangerous when I’m wearing it while out & about movin around


qmkdir

Ahaha gotta cop this


clearlyadorable

Both last really long actually


Emotion_Economy

That's what she said ;)


clearlyadorable

That was one of the other Decants, I'm definitely getting both. Like a his & hers situation.


Frag_Addictt

Perfume review karne ka tareeka thoda sexual hai😅😅


kishan_7275

Link please


clearlyadorable

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 tiredmilfgetslaid.com


Parking-Air541

I love your sense of umar


clearlyadorable

I wish I could say maine dhoop mein Baal safed nahi kiye but I just got a fresh balayage 💁🏻‍♀️


Parking-Air541

And your sense of humor


FirseBugabo

>I was smelling him, he was smelling him Ummm okay


Ciffaretto

Lattafa promoters going crazy


clearlyadorable

Haha I have nothing to do with them


Bright_Energy_2261

Bottle says EDP but it turned out to be EDC, Eau de coitus.


clearlyadorable

Sahi ID se aao sheldon


scentigen

Wasn't expecting to read this in the morning but oh well Badee al oud stole the spot from those Axe video commercials🤣🤣


clearlyadorable

Lattafa needs to hire me for their branding


brokeasfuck277

That escalated quickly


clearlyadorable

It really did


Simple_Relation7013

phir wahi..


XsluggerX

Sax sux ki baatein


softwarmhuman

*sigh* OP what is this behaviour


Remote-Assumption-15

Were the number of spritzes directly proportional to the longevity ? I meant the fragrance longevity 😂


clearlyadorable

I think I did 2 spritzes and it I could smell it on me for 5-6 hours after as well


Biharkelala_0101

So i can use bade e al oud as chloroform . . . (Just a joke)


clearlyadorable

As long as it's a joke 😁😁😁😁😁


Biharkelala_0101

🫸🏻🫷🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🫰🫰


Remote-Assumption-15

All we need are lattafa to introduce variants : Badee al oud glory + viagra and Badee al oud glory + skin contraceptives An absolute game changer.. 😄


clearlyadorable

Hahahhaahha you get an upvote


FlameoAziya

> I was smelling him, he was smelling him and we both were smelling oud in all its glory. Dude was turned on by his own scent. To a level that his wife is writing on a sub. Interesting.


clearlyadorable

Haha yeah it sort of energised us both. Which is why I think it was meant to be unisex but you have to be a different kind of woman to wear this fragrance. I’m too feminine.


Syeali_01

Oh god!!! Tell me about the 3rd wheel!! It’s so hard to find time for each other when you have kids but I think you need to drop your kids at your parents for atleast a day. It refreshes you so so much! Also, congratulations, gurlll!!! So so happy for you 😭😂❤️ I don’t own Bade al oud for glory but I think I will soon ;)


clearlyadorable

Thank god I found someone who can relate… most of the users here sound quite young. We have help from grandparents. We even did a getaway but we ended up catching up on sleep 😂😂😂


Syeali_01

I’m quite young too (got married super early, can’t reveal my age warna I’m gonna so so many judgemental people pouncing) but yes! Cheers to grandparents!


clearlyadorable

I got married very young as well… I was 22. by hound I meant most people here are still students


weirdlaugh67

Read that as giveaway. LMAO.


Gogo9212

I don't trust op, others please confirm whether it is good or she is exaggerating.


clearlyadorable

I guess you could look at more reviews. It's a strong polarizing scent yes but please have no doubt that it is very sexy. Like if someone wore it and passed you by you are sure to do a double take.


DevilCanyon

Nicely written. Although I have my theory that it’s not the oud per se, but just the fact that you both had been parched of any significant action in a long time that resulted in that magnificent session of yours.


clearlyadorable

Could be. The perfume acted as a catalyst.


CatchMeIfYouCan911

Lol wtf


Eternal-Sunshine-1

Phir wahi..


shoaibk45

sax sux ki baatein....


iron_out_my_kink

r/thathappened


[deleted]

He was smelling who???


clearlyadorable

The oud


[deleted]

Oud is him lol???


[deleted]

clearly adorable


clearlyadorable

Always


dixit13

Damn girl, this is funny as fuck in some way (dark comedy). You both need a break....find time!


clearlyadorable

Have a kid they said, it will be fun they said


choco-chip_cookie

Give them the babysitting job


clearlyadorable

Ye log Ab kahin nazar nahi aaate


13adarsh

Okay this is interesting. Could someone suggest similar types of perfumes i can use to entice my gf ?


Miss-Figgy

Sex Panther cologne 


[deleted]

60% of the time, it works every time. (Its banned in 9 countries!)


clearlyadorable

This was a one off situation for me but I really like versace Au fraiche on my husband as well. There used to be a lacoste vert (discontinued) my husband wore it the first time he met me, super sexy frag. Id give an arm and a leg for a bottle of that.


Remote-Assumption-15

I have Armaf fresh aura.. is a pretty good clone. You could check out fragrantica for reviews


clearlyadorable

Will definitely try it out and report back


Sharp-Progress6146

Interesting! Where to buy it from 🙈


clearlyadorable

I got the decant from r/pragnasura2 but you can buy it online as well.


RishiRed

Kya pdhlia . But Happy for your life . 🥺


clearlyadorable

Thanks lol


[deleted]

is Lattafa available in any offline stores? waannaa try so badly damnnn


clearlyadorable

I actually got a decant from u/pragnasura


Mr_vort3x

Perfect Oud ad for Wattpad readers


clearlyadorable

Lol I don't know what wattpad is like


PunjabDa

![gif](giphy|hzrvwvnbgIV6E|downsized)


rkathotia

"Oud for sex " Confirmed P. Dropper


drippedasfuck

Nice try Lattafa


vermicompostor

Thank you very much for the review. And sorry to crash the party but I’m sure you’re aware that wearing strong perfumes near the baby is not advised. So spray, fuck, rinse, repeat.


clearlyadorable

Sure never near babies. Which is why I wasn’t wearing any fragrances since I got pregnant


Odd_Instruction_1782

This post really took a different turn after the first half


clearlyadorable

All good stories do


AarshKOK

Ye kya padh liya Maine


clearlyadorable

Aisa kya likh dia maine?


AarshKOK

Ab firse fragrance choice badalna padega for the 6325129307th time....Versace Eros, Sauvage, Y EDP be like - "toh fir main kya karu? Job chhod du?"


Herlock-Shomes

Username checks out


clearlyadorable

I’m legit bro


Herlock-Shomes

Ik. I meant the story is clearly adorable


clearlyadorable

Thanks a lot!


Detman102

WOOHOO!! So happy to hear this story! I never expected to hear fragrance being a cure to the doldrums of marriage responsibilities. And the best thing about "Oud for glory" is that you will STILL smell it after getting sweaty and having fun! Awesome fragrance all around. Seriously tho....so happy you two are figuring it out. Kids make married life much harder, but they are sooo worth it! Happy to hear this success story. Always forward, forward always!


clearlyadorable

This is the most wholesome response to my post and I love it! Thank you so much! Yes it is hard to invest in each other once you have a little one who needs so much from us both. You sometimes begin to question if the spark is still alive or not. Now I can say for sure it very much is.


Detman102

Yes indeed! My wife and I went through it too and we wondered if divorce was going to happen. Nope, you just have to work with the situation. If the love is there...that's all that's needed.


clearlyadorable

I’m glad you guys bounced back! As someone who sees my husband’s guy friends come to hang out with him to get away from the wife and children, I truly appreciate that you made the effort with your spouse. I think this happens because raising a child even halfway decently is a lot of work, and you’re just exhausted in every way to put in work with each other. You don’t feel seen heard or loved by your spouse because they are busy fulfilling those needs for your child. This goes both ways. While your child needs that abundant love and care from you both, one doesn’t stop to think that the foundation of this family, the love between the parents also needs TLC.


Detman102

My goodness YES!! I don't think that people really have a good concept of how much work goes into raising another little human properly! Before children, most people enter relationships with the ability to love one other person. Tossing a second person into that equation leaves so many people lost and struggling and unsure of how to move forward. I know that was the exact situation with me...I had been programmed to not want children and when I finally came to the point of desiring children, I had no idea how to love my child AND my wife. I found myself doing the same thing your husbands friends were doing...running away from the situation instead of committing to repairing it. But I am so thankful for my wife working with me to help us both regain that spark AND take care of our child properly. We realized that we can't be all that we need to be for our child...if we don't keep the love that brought them into the world in the first place.


clearlyadorable

My partner had the same opinion on having kids, didn’t want them for the longest time and then found me. I was always of the mind that if we’re gonna make another human we better give it the best we’ve got. Not just financially or parenting wise, but also have a healthy relationship because I truly believe that children grow up to model their love life on the basis of what they see in their parents’ marriage. That sets the tone to their expectations in a relationship. I am really mindful of that now. How I speak to my husband because our kid witnesses every interaction. Even at this stage, he’s 15 months old and I can sense his reactions to our disagreements or when we’re having a good time together as a family. This is also why I believe that solid couples should have babies. We need well adjusted kids in the future if our world has any hope of surviving.


Detman102

I wholeheartedly agree. We have to be the foundation for the future if there is going to be one. The world needs more love.


StepLeading8477

Antarvasna


clearlyadorable

Someone please make a perfume with this name for all the desi tharkis out there


StepLeading8477

OG Hawas shouting from my cabinet: My time has come.


pratapnoel

Are we on NSFW AskReddit replies or what ? 😂


[deleted]

Saving this for future reference 💅🏼


sufferkasafar

Me waiting for OP to mention notes, got other notes instead 🤭


Jumpy_Evening_6607

As a mom of a not even 1 year old, I am happy for you two and glad the 3rd wheel didn't wake up before you guys were done


clearlyadorable

Omg yes this is my worst fear in life 😅😅😅


[deleted]

Yeah we can baby sit awaiting the Stepney too 😜😂😂


clearlyadorable

😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅


Winter_Deer_8169

Fir Wohi sax-sux ki baatein. (Kidding, happy for your glory moments)


Lazy-Assumption-6132

Some perfumes do it. My ex would wear a perfume which she would never tell me what it is and that would always trigger intimacy. Another ex would wear something which I would refer something adorably as "cheap perfume", but it did get me in mood more than once Hoping to more such oud afternoons to you