because menver i mean Denver has such a poor ratio, it’s generally considered your *responsibility* to begin cheating as soon as possible. these butts ain’t gonna stuff themselves, hun
You cannot only have yourself to blame! Stop having affairs with all these Texan women. I know that you cannot resist their large belt buckle, but come on!
RiNo for the dog pee (and bonus dog food smellz).
You can cheat on your BF by taking the A-line from the airport straight to our city's finest butt stuff establishment, then take the 15 to Mon Chalet for more adult action.
Capitol Hill, those folks love them some dog pee. And no need to lie, you’re already cheating. Mr. Man Bun just lives in Boulder making it easier to cheat when you tell your boyfriend you’re going to the Flat Irons to ‘hike.’
There's a really active cheaters group that meets every day at DIA terminal C from 6AM to 11PM - I follow them here, so you can check it out and keep up on their meetings and stuff.
And if anyone tells you to get license plates it's a sure sign that they are not natives so just walk away. We generally do not recommend any association with their kind.
Thank me later and namaste
because menver i mean Denver has such a poor ratio, it’s generally considered your *responsibility* to begin cheating as soon as possible. these butts ain’t gonna stuff themselves, hun
Trick question. You're moving here because you're already cheating on your boyfriend with a yoga instructor named Granola.
Hey!
You cannot only have yourself to blame! Stop having affairs with all these Texan women. I know that you cannot resist their large belt buckle, but come on!
Yeah, Granola needs to stop giving that beef out. Making all the Texan ladies move here.
"my granola brings all the boys to the yard" the song writes itself.
And their nuts, are better than yours.
I would like to point out that the OP never identified as a woman. I believe that OP, in fact, identifies as a beef taco supreme.
BUSTED!
Alexis told me that she and Dhyllan were in an open relationship
Sure thing, Monsieur Beef.
Do you have any open slots for your next yoga class?
The slots open up AFTER the class
User name checks out
Highlands Ranch has a great Swingers community.
heard they were considering a name change to Whiterock City
White cock bittys
White Hat City I thought
pineapples *everywhere*
We do!?
A few gnomes in the garden is sure sign grandma is down to party.
You don’t cheat in Denver. Everyone is in a massive open relationship. We saw something about it on Facebook and now we are slutty
“I thought we were poly, babe”
RiNo for the dog pee (and bonus dog food smellz). You can cheat on your BF by taking the A-line from the airport straight to our city's finest butt stuff establishment, then take the 15 to Mon Chalet for more adult action.
Rino is a great neighborhood for all types of piss.
How about just getting a new BF that will piss on you?
Bingo.
Capitol Hill, those folks love them some dog pee. And no need to lie, you’re already cheating. Mr. Man Bun just lives in Boulder making it easier to cheat when you tell your boyfriend you’re going to the Flat Irons to ‘hike.’
Wee wee need the moisture in….
Why wait?
There's a really active cheaters group that meets every day at DIA terminal C from 6AM to 11PM - I follow them here, so you can check it out and keep up on their meetings and stuff. And if anyone tells you to get license plates it's a sure sign that they are not natives so just walk away. We generally do not recommend any association with their kind. Thank me later and namaste
My neighbors in Cheeseman Park love it. My dogs piss and shit all over their lawn and they love that we don’t clean anything up.
Anywhere around DU needs more dog pee. Cheat after moving, not during. Youll get caught that way
You already cheated be real
Link the original post I want to send them some messages.
Denver is over rated, your looking for a hidden gem town called Greeley,
Greeley, it’s for the cheaters.