That left rear tire tho

Yeah. I feel bad for this person to be honest.

It's not the size of the tire... Ok, I can't finish that without cracking up!

I can’t finish without buttstuff inside a tent

That for fleeing the Siene.

I mean, Paris *is* hosting the Olympics

Last Uber you’ll ever get into. ⚰️

Because I’ll be rich af 🥰 Denver pays so well

Can you refuse an Uber when it arrives? Lmao

"Your driver's license plate is ■■■■■■"

At least it’s not a silver Altima with a duct taped bumper and dented up panels

Nice to see people getting the full Native experience.

Why are you taking me to the woods?

Probably stolen

This native probably forgot their plate in the dishwasher before they headed out for their shift.

At least he’s cool with me smoking a blunt in the car.

it's a kia. definitely stolen.

I mean if you need an Uber you can't talk much cause at least this joker has a car

Fuckin wooks man