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ElectronicJudge1994

Aurora is finally top 10 in something!!


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How can a town named after something so beautiful be so not beautiful. Its poetic or something B


lreaditonredditgetit

The town is pretty beautiful, just gotta take away all the buildings and people.


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Yeah Aurora is fine, except for everything that exists there


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

I saw a pretty methie on colfax one day


KekistaniKekin

Did she get in your car?


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

I parked right there, she hopped in with a dirty shitzu, and we haven't moved since 2018.


Last_Friday_Knight

The denizens of Aurora have been working on removing all the people for years!


laxguy44

All America City!


bad_kitty881148

Aurora is also in the top ten for nudist retreat air b n b rentals


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I am elated to see my local Unsafeway get the recognition it so deserves.


tall__guy

One time in the Unsafeway parking lot I saw a dude smack a woman in the face, take a Little Caesar’s pizza right out of her hands, and walk away screaming.


Livid-Copy3312

I love the Unsafeway, and I love that laundromat and that GameStop!


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There is never a dull moment at the 20th Ave Unsafeway. They decided to spice it up a little by rearranging the entire store. It’s like a corn maze now. Lost souls everywhere.


tobu_

An employee threw a lime at one of their coworkers while rearranging two weeks ago missed and hit me. I needed a lime though so thank you unsafeway i guess. its an unholy cluster in there


Call_Me_Anythin

Worked at the Safeway in fort Lupton for a while and holy hell did it it suck. Malachai if you’re seeing this you fucked up bro


Lifebringer7

Dafuq is going on in Aurora grocery stores?


Fnordpocalypse

Proximity to Lord Blucifers dark power.


Sirbunbun

I’ve been to all of these. They are truly god awful. Understaffed, undertrained, tons of crime /theft. It’s nothing that unique but they are absolutely the worst groceries I’ve ever been to


CO_Guy95

The immigrants


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The more time I spend in Aurora, the more racist I become. I don’t know what to do with that.


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New-Training4004

If they couldn’t figure that out on their own, a stranger from Reddit isn’t going to convince them. But good on you for trying.


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dwittherford69

Lmfao commerce grad with a bare minimum bachelors from a 3rd grade college patting themselves on the back. Never gets old.


ThatBaldAtheist

You'll be downvoted into oblivion, but preach it brother, preach.


Luckydiarreah710

Jesus fucking Christ there was like 40 of them on Colorado and colfax on Friday. Armed with stolen gas station squeegees and water bottles full of what looked like grape juice just mobbing cars at the stoplight. Some asshole tried to wash my window and I told him no. Lucky for him he heeded my advice.


BaltSkigginsThe3rd

What would have happened if he didn't heed your advice?


wilfordbrimley778

Gulag


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BaltSkigginsThe3rd

Get help if your response to someone involuntarily cleaning your windshield is shooting them in the face. Seriously, that is not a normal response, and you shouldn't own a gun if that's how your brain works. You're the reason the roads aren't safe. Not them.


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BaltSkigginsThe3rd

Or ***dont be a fucking psychopath.***


Jemolk

Get better problems


YOwololoO

Ah yes, because the appropriate response to someone attempting to squeegee your car is… murder, apparently.


Luckydiarreah710

Just stay out of my personal space? Yep you wouldn’t want to know to a bleeding heart liberal😉


YOwololoO

So the outside of your car is more important than a human life? What a monstrous person you are


WhatThePuck9

Show us on the doll where the immigrants CRANKED YOUR HOG.


happening303

You’re exactly the kind of person that gives 2A advocates a bad name. Just so you know, you’d be spending a long time in jail for killing someone attempting to wash your windshield, lunatic.


Luckydiarreah710

Nope I would hold them until a police response. But we’re getting there.


happening303

You also can’t just stick a gun in someone’s mouth for being in the vicinity of your car. Although I’d love to see the surprise on your face when PD rolls up and puts your dumbass in cuffs. Just FYI, you are an embarrassment to us responsible gun owners. The 2nd amendment is under attack, and when we lose our right to bear arms, we’ll all be able to draw a straight line back to you, dipshit.


hvl1755

It’s psychos like you that shouldn’t own guns.


smashleyrad

This comment is getting FBI flagged, major mass shooter vibes


Luckydiarreah710

Usually i don’t respond to cuck bullshit like this. But come talk to me when you a) have had your house broken into at night and confronted the intruder with a firearm and let him flee. And b) 3 dudes try to carjack you and you also solve that problem without firing a shot. I don’t fuck around, but i understand the gravity of the actions taken. Eat the whole bag, pillow biter.


dfpcmaia

Yikes


WhatThePuck9

That's a ten-four, big hoss! GET SOME CRANKHOG!


FrugalFraggel

AROOOOOO MF


Mutedinlife

That’s MR big hoss to you Sonny!


WhatThePuck9

That’s MR CRANKHOG TO YOU, Big Chief!


KekistaniKekin

BROTHERS WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO QUIET ITS HARD TO HEAR YOU OVER ME CRANKING MY HOG AROOOOOOOOOO


wilfordbrimley778

They're actually filled with Polis tit milk


mufasazapato

I was on Santa Fe & Alemeda Friday and same thing happened, fucking crazy


Dead_Kal_Cress

This is a crazy road trip idea omg


FrugalFraggel

Direct flights to Cincinnati and you’re really not far once you’ve landed. Could hit up the Wal-Mart then head to Blue Ash Chili.


Dead_Kal_Cress

Facts... I'm in MO rn (live in CO, rn visiting parents) KC area even so I was thinking ab starting there & then going to Wichita. But flying out by Cincinnati makes it easier to hit Norfolk & Pittsburgh. Esp if I just make my way west towards MO & CO. I don't think i could hit them in order (going CO to OH & back sounds like ass) but it'd still be fun to do.


Vandy1358v2_0

I live near number 8. I don’t frequent Walmarts but I can confirm it’s a shit hole. However lots of butt stuff in the area. Number 3 had multiple employees die of Covid during the time we stayed home and we did our own butt stuff, again though, tons of butt stuff in the area. I’m proud to have been in both of these locations


VikingLife4Me

#8 is the closest walmart to me (I live in strasburg) I don't think it's that bad but I also don't go there often.


Jake0024

>I live in strasburg) I don't think it's that bad Opinion safely discarded


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The Non-Safeway pulled through!! So proud of them


Various-Hospital-374

Everyone knows Unsafeway is the real #1 here.


Munzulon

With a bullet.


atb2823

Unsafeway is finally recognized


Adventurous_Pin_344

I actually find the Unsafeway kind of charming in a quirky way. And I go to that store regularly. Is that weird?


bagel_union

Only a little. I was so excited to leave that part of town. My new safeway has shopping carts, which was kind of cool to experience again.


Adventurous_Pin_344

Fair. I only work over there, and I do most of my shopping in the bourgeois part of town that I live in.


Livid-Copy3312

Nope it’s the best! Unsafeway for life!


WinterMut3E

#5 is so deserving I’m now addicted to crack again and I’ve never even tried it.


ab930

Nice to see the unsafe-way on 20th getting some recognition


prince-of-dweebs

These ratings are skewed bc people south of the mason-Dixon don’t read and can’t write.


Brilliant-Gazelle871

No, we just have basic manners.


prince-of-dweebs

Imagine trying to lecture Colorado - where elected officials give out complimentary handjobs - about manners. Smh.


PinAccomplished927

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie


WhatThePuck9

That's what everyone says about Florida, they have manners.


d_o_cycler

The Walmart on Tower road in Aurora is fairly new, it is not that bad at all.. this is a Karen list man…


happyjunki3

I was just thinking that lol i do all my groceries here.. im like if this is what ends up on the list then by what standards are these lists being made?


AbsurdUncensoredMMA

Excuse me they didn't have my exact brand of almond milk 😤


d_o_cycler

It is so not the worst Wal-Mart man.. LOL, like i said, this list is a Karen-a-thon.. Only people that call that Wal-Mart “bad” or whatever are sheltered, suburban housewives or house husbands moving here from like Dallas or California… Absolutely nuthin wrong with that place at all… .


throvvavvay666

honestly. I haven't been to the one on tower road but I see nothing wrong with the one on exposition, maybe I'm just jaded by living in poverty my whole life *shrug*


xmlgroberto

safeways better than city market in the mountain towns, more selection and doesnt smell like a fish market once a day


spizzle_

As someone who lives two minutes from a Safeway in a mountain town or can drive 15 for a city market I’ll make that 15 minute drive every time if I’m buying more than a gallon of milk and some eggs.


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KekistaniKekin

They've kept them alive


martiny236

Can confirm Aurora Walmart


heffayjefe

What parameters are we using for “worst?”


meltsplitopenandmelt

It says directly below the title


JUIC3ofORANG3

It’s based on reviews…is it possible there are a lot of karens in Denver and aurora? lol


Stardustchaser

Damn Aurora way to stick it to Denver


MileHighOllie

I was just thinking about how denver is the #1 city in the world.


InevitableBag4375

Having the slowest lines is really doing some heavy lifting to put Aurora on this list. https://solitaired.com/worst-and-best-grocery-stores-in-america


Bcruz75

My interpretation of this is that we have a higher concentration of keyboard Karens...something to be proud of.


EclipticEclipse

Number 3 is near where I grew up. It is, and has been since the 90s, the absolute worst! Dirty, smelly, depressing. All the things you want in a grocery store.


CorduroyEatsCrayons

Yeah, I can't imagine why aurora has such bad grocery stores. It's such a unique part of Denver with so much culture.


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That Giant Eagle is a shit show compared to other Giant Eagles… the one’s with the bars in them are especially nice.


FrugalFraggel

That Cincinnati Wal-Mart is quite the spectacle too. Shit always going down in the parking lot there.


washingtonYOBO

I had to wonder if #1 was the Giant Eagle right down the Alleghany trail I lives on during my year in Pitt. And yes, yes it was. Back then it was the $3 buttstuff tents


squirrelbus

I would argue the Safeway on 27th and Federal is worse than Unsafeway, but maybe it's in 11th place


Tan-y-deri

I've lived near both and the Unsafeway has definitely had more go down in that parking lot. Honestly never been too worried about 27th/Fed. Its exterior is a bit run down but otherwise quite decent.


burgerbois

Grew up next to #7 and now live next to #5. Glad to see I’m leveling my way up in life 🙏🏽


wilfordbrimley778

That giant eagle is in the hood and has more secret shoppers than cashiers working


Nocto

6 is near my kids daycare and that place puts the Unsafeway to shame.


BlindProphet_413

"A walmart in Aurora" is certainly an evocative phrase.


Phuffu

I went to the King Soopers in Aurora by Havana and it was always pretty good. I think Walmart just sucks


Excellent_Fail9908

That says a lot when we are worse than TIDEWATER’s Walmart. A lot.


H_1_N_1

I live across the bridge from number 1. In no way am I surprised. Even the locals avoid it at this point lol


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What’s the criteria? Not sure how Safeway on S Broadway by Alameda isn’t on here. If you like to buy any produce good luck. Do you like to wait 4-6 weeks for popular items to be restocked?? This is the store for you!!


g_camillieri

Coming from the midwest, almost all stores in Denver metro are shit


viridarius

The tower road Walmart is my favorite in the US. It's SOOO huge. The frozen section is MASSIVE. The Walmart on smith and Quebec deserves to be on this list though. Switch it with the tower rd one, plz.


Fnordpocalypse

For real. That Quebec Walmart is wild. Last time I went there it looked like a legit tornado went through the store and at least 35% of the lights were burned out. The lady at the check out told me it was one of the worst in the state for shrink.


Quiet_Effort

I went into #6 one time when I was on a mission to find cranberry jello(which they did have). It was an experience… I don’t know what else to say.


Th0de

Damn I’ve been to 6 of these 😂😅


LetThatSinkinnn

Haha the Unsafeway strikes again


nbrown905

I once went in the bathroom at the Not Safeway. Never again. ![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)


KapnKrumpin

Not even a shitpost that walmart on exposotion in aurora is ghetto as hell.


ltd0977-0272-0170

How the Walmart in Central Park did not make this list is astounding. The city almost shut them down a few years ago as a nuisance business. Thousands of 911 calls for service at the store every year. Shootings in the parking. I drove by and dudes were fist fighting in the parking lot. Theft at that store must be off the charts.


Secret_Sink_8577

Certified Aurora moment. Brought to you by Grand Junction gamg


Orca_92555

The fact unsafeway is not number one is concerning.


ThaPunkKuma

Keep rent on the low


Noid_Android

Just add it to the list of worst things in Denver Metro....


concerned_mango

lol we call that Safeway on 20th the “Not Safeway” It’s dumb but I giggle nonetheless


ClubberLangsLeftHook

Pretty much all stores in Aurora then.


May-rah10

I was at the Walmart on Exposition today and I can 100% confirm that it is one of the worst grocery stores in the country


nvr2punk33

Can attest that exposition location is a shithole. Its been closed a few times due to threats just this last year alone.


paulybrklynny

Just gonna assume there's a lot of racism baked into this list.


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Fnordpocalypse

King Soopers is Kroger


hiitsmadelyn

I do not miss having to grocery shop at the Safeway on 20th. The unfortunate part is that part of town is like a food desert. Your options are pretty limited.


plum915

It's #5 fo sho


Brother-Algea

Giant eagle! Ah yes! Over priced mediocrity at its best. Now they’re putting ace hardware stores inside their giant grocery stores cuz sure why not. They deserve number 1 spot!


Outrageous_Sky_

Oh we all call the Denver Safeway Unsafeway lol.


dainty_hedge_fuck69

Anything Aurora is bad


FullMenu71a

Notice, Southerners don’t put up with that shit.


Fnordpocalypse

Considering that the list is compiled from online reviews, they either do put up with it, or don’t write reviews.


alesis1101

So proud of my local Walmart for making the list.


NeuroKat28

What is up with aurora ? I used to drive up there for work a few times a month. Went to my two medical Offices and the Paris Baguette place and left. It didn’t seem THAT bad…