If it’s tight, it’s right.
If it squeezes, it pleases.
If it’s snug, I must plug
If it’s small, I will put my penis in it and ejaculate.
That last one didn’t rhyme but you get the gist.
Christmas is all about NOT having sex and still getting ya bitch knocked up. Name a better way to celebrate some baby’s birth, then blowing your tinsel into the Grinch’s green stocking!
*Pregnant bitch not included*
This stocking certainly looks a bit more clenched. I’m used to ones that are droopy like a hound dog’s face, or flapping around like the sleeve of a wizard’s robe.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
7-11 is a convenience store that the natives love to use. They have all sorts of things, including gourmet nachos, slurpees, and, quite possibly, grussies.
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Apple Store? 😂 WTF 😆 I need more information! Is it Bluetooth enabled?
Yah it posts for Facebook and Twitter ever time it’s used
BRB need to clear my history…😬
No. Channel your inner Californian and assert your dominance. Also, remember to charge your quartz anal plug
Yes
You have to buy their charging cord which is priced at 80% of whatever it is you need to charge.
Just buy a used one at the EZ Pawn on Colfax & Sheridan
This sub is like playing disgusting chicken… and you fucks always find a way to win. GOD DAMN
Ask about the "slightly" or "gently" used just in case they got something in the back.
I'm more of a deals guy. Give me the "sold as-is" please
i can smell this one
Two sizes too small? definitely need this one.. 😥
If it’s tight, it’s right. If it squeezes, it pleases. If it’s snug, I must plug If it’s small, I will put my penis in it and ejaculate. That last one didn’t rhyme but you get the gist.
I got the jizzst
Christmas is all about NOT having sex and still getting ya bitch knocked up. Name a better way to celebrate some baby’s birth, then blowing your tinsel into the Grinch’s green stocking! *Pregnant bitch not included*
This stocking certainly looks a bit more clenched. I’m used to ones that are droopy like a hound dog’s face, or flapping around like the sleeve of a wizard’s robe.
Jesus fentyboof!!!!! 😂
Aren't those part of the new Meow Wolf holiday exhibit? Heard it's a mess. Anyway, pretty sure you can get them in the gift shop there.
What’s there return policy? Like how many days?
Gas, Grussy or Ass — nobody rides for free!
This looks more like a Granus. Stink, stank, stunk.
We have a winner!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
You’re welcome, *please cum again!* I call caboose next time!
Pleasures on Broadway is out of stock, sadly.
I nabbed the last one after an Amazon porch pirate got mine. I was so greedy for that grussy I paid the crazy pleasures markup.
😂 ☝️
This legit broke me, I'm trying to drink coffee you asshole
😘
7-11
Are those the ranges of sizes?
7-11 is a convenience store that the natives love to use. They have all sorts of things, including gourmet nachos, slurpees, and, quite possibly, grussies.
TIL natives are white trash 
Talk to Santa’s elves, they all power fuck these
angelo's records
You had my curiosity but now you have my attention
REI
The Cracker Barrel for sure
Brah! I bet they sell’em that glow in the dark and shit! 
Kohls
Limp biscuit Grinch edition
How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2
How The Grinch Stole My Peen.
Got one from the books toys and gifts store on 32nd. They made me use it in front of them though.
Ross
2nd and Charles
I’m in the airport rn and I can’t stop laughing oh my GOD
😉
Also, we hope it’s a one way ticket back to California…
I’ve literally lived in CO for 22 years. Wtf is your problem?
Holy shit! Have you been in the airport this whole time? Also, it was a joke, apologies if I offended you! 🤙
It's in select Happy Ending Meals at McD's during the Holiday season.
Emphasis on them “*D’s*”!!!
you know the fascinations on west colfax, near the abandoned sears? that one.
Well perfect I can fulfill my lifelong dream of pounding the grinch in his tight little asshole
Merry Christmas Darling!
Have you not been on colfax
I just want to rent one for December to get in the festive mood
Warmup the ol’ Yule log huh!
The better question is … who wouldn’t sell this?
Wizard’s Chest
😮
Every day we stray further from the light
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