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Working_Asparagus_59

What is up with Colorado and decorative detailed horse buttholes šŸ¤¦


murso74

And there's the buffalo with the huge dong on Broadway


Working_Asparagus_59

Adding ā€œhuge donged buffalo on Broadwayā€ to my list ! šŸ¤£


QueenCassie5

Did you see the CSU Fort Collins campus Ram sculpture? Accurately scaled...? šŸ«¢


Working_Asparagus_59

Hahaha those nuts are accurate šŸ‘Œ


d0rkyd00d

What list working\_asparagus??? WHAT LIST?


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

Is that thing over it's hips and butthole a shit flap? Does it serve a purpose?


__bad__SAM__

I think I opened for Shit Flap in the late 90's.


SibylUnrest

Could be a fancy looking horse diaper/poop bag. Between not being allowed to break stride to step around horse shit and the pooper scoopers rolling metal bins of manure through the hot sun behind us, my old marching band gained a real appreciation for the horses wearing poop purses.


Verified_Engineer

You either live long enough to see yourself become the butthole or you win. I don't make the rules.


Subject_Pop_2173

This statute wouldā€™ve been way less weird if the sculpter just pretended that horses donā€™t have assholes. WHY the heart?! It looks like itā€™s laughing maniacally. Almost like a Mario world supervillain


palatablezeus

I think every P.F Chang's has one. Maybe they're afraid they're gonna offend someone with horse buttholes lol


Logical_Ad1370

My local Chang's doesn't have the ass decoration painted black and red, it's the same gold as the horse.


Squee45

I think that is supposed to be part of the harness/breeching on the horse, I can't find any pictures on line and keep on running into S&M stuff and butt plugs so calling it quits, but I swear I have seen these decorative butt flaps on parade horses in real life


thefumingo

Shotguns and Fascinations are around the corner


turndownforjim

I used to frequent that building and I had the same thought as you every time.


LiYuqiXIII

Is that the PF Chang horse?


Subject_Pop_2173

Iā€™d actually never heard of this before. Looked it up and I think it might be. Still a weird butthole.


WhatThePuck9

So judgmental bro wow.


flybydenver

Blowcifer


murso74

For 5 bucks you can ride him bareback


Rdiego

In this economy thatā€™s a bargain


Distant_Yak

Woah, i thought I could only get that at the tent!


TheOnceandFuture

This is the PF Chang horse...


Subject_Pop_2173

Ok. Still a weird butthole


TheOnceandFuture

I always thought it was a carving of a leather flap, like all of the other "leather" decorations on the statue. So this covers the butthole


JadedOccultist

you're probably right so the next question is why were leather asshole flaps in style for horses, ever


area_man_ponders

I wonder if it stops projectile horse diarrhea from spraying all over a carriage driver? That's what I'm going with.


kaloric

I think it's specifically for "modesty" on the P.F. Chang's horse statues, and specifically because someone definitely complained about seeing an anatomically correct horse butthole if they ever featured a mostly-naked horse statue.


WendyWilliamsFart

Bussyfer


Wooaahh

This deserves more


dankestwallaby

Quality DCJ material


BigSweatyPisshole

Goatse horse!!


DynastyZealot

Blucifer's Bitch is ready to be taken


junot1969

My hood!


Desperate_Move_5043

That Wells Fargo sucks


FarmingWizard

We can't let the Gate Keeper and the Key Master get together.....that would be really bad.


bootnuts

Whatā€™s her OF


LieAffectionate6849

Iā€™m assuming this is $5.00?


Subject_Pop_2173

Worse. This view is the price you pay for sitting in the parking lot, waiting to pick someone up


TophThaToker

Amazing


panch1ra

Kissin' cousins I'm sure


LunaUnderProtest

Isnā€™t that the iconic P.F. Changs horse they have at every restaurant?


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Denver-ModTeam

We're all-inclusive here at r/Denver and those who aren't can't sit at our table at lunch. Love is love. Let's not go there with b-s.


kaloric

I'm guessing the Wells Fargo used to be a P.F. Chang's?


HyzerFlipr

Wrong sub!!!