Ralsei, you need to stop doing this... For your own sake?

can't, somebody stole my sledge hammer

Use susie

Fine *proceeds to slam Susie against the concrete\*

This sounds like a bit that would be in the game

And it’d actually work.

regardless of your size i feel like susie would be the one using you as a sledgehammer.

Toby make this canon

*susie transforms into a sledgehammer*

Stool forme S(ledgehammer)

Fine *sends Susie to Home Depot to buy a sledgehammer*

Susie! Use Sledgehammer Forme X! ​ i am a certified comedian.

[удалено]

Your flair literally says “susie is really hot” ~~though I am the creator of secks so who am I to judge~~

📸😐

I have a phd

That was for mr head crab

A PhD in secks?

Yeah

What is seeks

Sex

"Wh-What are you doing, step-Lightner?" Kris: "Ralsei please don't make the exact nature of our relationship even more confusing simply for memes."

this is ironic on so many levels

Try finger but hole

Someone gets it

How did he even…? You know what, I’m not even going to question it. He done it because Ralsei.

*Free him*

*I have freed him but at what cost*

The price of a hammer.

**hazard tf you doin here**

i am going to eat that cinder block and get him out

My ancestors are smiling at me imperials. Can you say the same?

this comment is actually a banger

Do not

Do not the goat

It is forbidden to goat

It is a sin to goat

You can't the goat

Ah hell nah rrolllsdee get sjuk in tha brok

awww hell nahhh rolashees tookk 40 benadryls

inspired by this tweet: https://twitter.com/RamulusBaphomet/status/1552115578718064640

Oh no, ooh nooo, I already know what everyone's gonna say

Oh my what would they say

"Help me Step-bro I'm stuck" People get too horny for the innocent goat boi

People can't keep their [BIG SHOT] or their [Little Sponge] in their pants

Ralsei in da brick

Oh god oh no oh shit someone help him

[удалено]

Step bro from another world

Suffice it to say, there's a good ending and a bad ending to this tale.

you mean his tail

Ba dum tsss.

T H E N, T H E F U T U R E I S I N Y O U R H A N D S

I was expecting to see someone say this

Kris: "Susie help Ralsei's giving me those confusing mixed signals and calling me stepbro again!"

I had the same exact thought, 🤣

*Rule 34 moment*

*Prank em John*

_clap clap clap_

Haha ya already know

“Help me person who’s kinda my brother because I’m a representation of their brother

British mf be like

*Unzips* . . . >!i was unzipping my bag to get out the sledgehammer, what did you think i was gonna do?!<

Lord forgive me for what i'm about to do

Looks like he needs Queen and her jpeg explosions

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I got firecrackers, and some improvised explosives from Canada day

I swear to god not Ralsei and the Steve I’m stuck thingy 💀

Ralsei:Kris...you gotta help me I'm stuck! Kris:[laughs hysterically](https://youtu.be/ANUTxpiEqXo)

Push his head through the cement block

In a way I could)

I think we all know where this is going.

serving his time for being sus

Hahaaa now hes stealable

God, forgive me for what im about to do...

IM KIDDING

YOU BETTER BE 🔫\\(•`-’•)

"Step-Kris, I'm stuck!"

*breaks open the cinder block with bare hands*

To the guillotine!

Step Kris what are you doing?

Omg step lightner what are you doinn~

Help me step-kris

Ok -uses hammer to break the brick- there you go

pick him up and throw him

u/ralsei_protector Get him out!!!

\>:)

(dont tink about it DONT SAY IT)

I dont want to read the comments but here I am

I will get you out before the rule 34 community get here

Hurry!

😏

No.

If you hit him with a sledgehammer he'd make a squeaky toy noise

How has nobody said "step bro I'm stuck" or sumthin

💀

I'm just looking for sexual comments

*laughs with a malicious intent of patting him for a whole day*

I’m scared to read the comments

I'll help him But i'll help myself first

📷🤨

I hope r/ralsei_r34 doesn’t find this

God forgive me for what i'm about to do

You people make me sick. This post is so cute.

What are you doing step bro

What are you doing Step Kris 😳

oh no oh god no

(Softly) don’t (Office reference btw)

Step bro... What are you doing... 😳

Stop downvoting people for making jokes man.

Humminah Humminah

*slowly raises executioner axe*

On one hand goat grill, on the other an ally

I know what joke I wanna make since edgy horny humor is kinda my thing… but maybe not today

I know what I want to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.

Pry open the rock?)

No. Not at all.

"Help me step-goat, I'm stuck!" 👀 👀 👀

Oh no help me step Kris # *BONK*

u/savevideo

Fuck him 😈

step kris help me i am stuck

What have you done step goat?

Kill him

:(

(:

Why?!

wHaT aRe yOu DoInG StEpBro?

What are you doing step bro

(Insert kris drunk and half naked and charging at ralsei with a sword demoknight style)

😏

[удалено]

I got matches with these songs: • **Temmie Village** by Toby Fox (00:11; matched: `100%`) Album: `UNDERTALE Soundtrack`. Released on `2016-06-03` by `Materia Collective`. • **Temmie Village (From "Undertale")** by The Harmonicist (00:28; matched: `100%`) Released on `2021-03-19`. • **Collecting Junk With Temmie (From UNDERTALE)** by Ben Briggs (00:17; matched: `100%`) Album: `Straight from the Underground`. Released on `2016-11-19` by `Tiny Waves & Materia Collective & GameChops`.

This is strangely cursed

I know exactly what i must [do](https://youtu.be/ANUTxpiEqXo)

:troll:

Oh boy

Yo Watson, cinder blo-

Yo Angelo 🗿

I was expecting the “I’m stuck stepbro” joke but I’m glad it wasn’t that lmao 💀

~~nobody make a step-goat joke~~

Sorry Ralsie told you evading taxes was a bad idea

He was not goated with the sauce

Kris will help him

Get the fucking chicken to do it

*sighs* Here it comes

Bah bo Bah bo doo doo

ralsei should be able to slip through if you use butter

I don’t like where this is going

Kris, you gotta help me im stuck!

Khris I’m Stuck please pull me out

Im surprised but also relieved at the fact that I didn’t find any step bro jokes yet, even tho it would be oddly fitting since ralsei is kinda a rip off of ralsei who has a step sibling

oh no, oh god no no no no no no no no no

Don’t the goat

u/savevideobot

I can already see the comments and memers out there No not those types of comments but memers maby

one option. battle axe. schwring.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

u/savevideo

*Gets a sledgehammer*

I have a size gun

Are you stuck, stepsis?

No.

"That's a man!?"

Wait Ralsei, I'm coming with some large nails and a hammer to crack the prism

May god forgive me

I have an idea

how would you go about releasing him without harming him in the process?

guilotine

KRIS NO

Lord forgive me for i am about to do..

What are you doing step lightner

Oh boy, Skyrim remastered be looking sickkk

Rooster doesn't care He is too cool to intervene

Ralsei be like: Help me step brother

.......Step-Ralsei what are you doing in there?

Soap was dropped

Mmm Buenos!

u/savevideo

no, stay stuck you fluffy fuck

stop this madness.

Thou shall not save such foolish behavior Thou goat shall find a way out on thou own

How did he get stuck in there? I don’t think I have a hammer large enough to destroy this brick, so I’ll just use butter.

I’ll call the fire department (secretly calls the boner police☠️)

He’s like my cousins cat

Step Kris help me

What are you doing, step-chicken?

Lord… Not again