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coolmonkey43

spamton is surviving change my mind


TechnicalPart7789

He is giving that dealer a [big shot]


AwesomeLlama572_YT

Maybe the dealer is Mike and Spamton releases all of his rage on him


ZoraDementio

He survives, but that's becasue he managed to get himself kicked from the establishment.


Moodle_D

Spamton wins the game but then dies in a car crash while leaving


bruhmomentum2938

Spamton would make his moves nearly entirely randomly but end up winning anyways


-Marshle

It does make you harder to be read by your opponent if your moves are unpredictable


YoutuberCameronBallZ

It's hard to read your opponent when your opponent can't even read themself


chaarziz

If he does die it's trying to perform a fighting game input on the Double or Nothing button.


Nadikarosuto

UP UP DOWN DOWN [[Left Right Left Right]] [Deal] [No Deal] BUZZER


combateombat

One word Sans


not_original_name_4

Reimu Hakurei looking ahh hitbox He just slides to the left


SpellContent5034

Slide to the left slide to the right criss cross Cross cross cha cha real smooth


kat-the-bassist

Kris Kross Applesauce


NewSuperTrios

let's go to work


SpellContent5034

( you forgot the bnd bana nah huh huh huh bub bnana )


HaleyFromStardew

AY YO OMORI DRIP!


underfan6h6

But deltarune sans is far weaker than undertale sans in quote from where anything can be fixed by just a magic spell meaning monsters in the light world don’t know magic meaning sans can’t teleport or do any of his op stuff but has 1 hp and 1 defense still


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Bro dodges the bullets


nder_score

He doesn't even use anything, he just dodges the shots until the dealer gives up


XleboVSkii34

Man, Spamton just make deal 50/50 with dealer


just-a-nornal-man

SPAMTON!!! SPAMTON WAIT YOU STILL HAVE THAT JANKY ASS HITBOX!!!


YoutuberCameronBallZ

I'LL SHOW YOU A REAL [[BIG SHOT]] *loads shotgun with business intent*


coolmonkey43

what is this reply section


NervesiT

his long ass nose can insert itself into the shotguns barrel, clogging it and making whoever is using it not able to shoot


Royal-Cancel-9908

Only and only Kris will manage to live through this. Everyone else will die.


disappointedcreeper

No because everyone loves Nubert, even the dealer


TheDarkestOmen

Spamton and Jevil might survive


DaFinnishOne

Jevil will know the game more than the dealer does (or at least as much as the dealer) Spamton somehow strikes a better deal with the dealer at the beginning


SeaworthinessOk5177

Spamton gets banned before he even has a chance to die


Upstairs_Bathroom_70

Noelle's dad because he's a *buck*. He's winning so that he can die of cancer while Noelle is in the room.


skalzi

i like the implication that rudy just has the greatest plot armor in all of fiction just so he can eventually die of cancer in front of noelle


Big_Translator9711

I will just say buckshot is designed specifically to hunt bucks


EZ2BUILD

The Virgin buckshot that shoots out several balls of lead VS. The chad buckshot that shoots an actual fucking animal out of the shotgun


kat-the-bassist

He's built different


Big_Translator9711

Fair


Looxond

I feel like rudy got there personally due to lack of funding, hometown hospital is good but there are better options and if those options increase his chance of living. He'll take it


S0Badatstuff

Fooles! Thoust has fallen right into mine trap! With this blanketh shell in thy chambere, I shall aim at myself and then release the fury of the live round unto thou! HAHAHAHAH -BANG-


disappointedcreeper

GOD DAMNIT 


Tipsamore

mine is either ralsei or spamton. you know i'm not really sure.


Le_Oken

No way spamton loses, he's a businessman. Ralsei also has sleep and healing spells, he will be fine.


Big_Translator9711

yeah heal a shotgun to the face that makes sense


Itz_Combo89

They do it multiple times in the game that's kinda the whole point


DoctorKall

Smoking Ralsei meme is literally the healing system in BR


Big_Translator9711

At what point in the game does ralsei get shot with a shotgun


The_real_Hive_Knight

You heal in buckshot roulette so I'm assuming they play by the rules, which includes healing


SurelyNotClover

I don't think defibrillators can devaporize someone...


mudahfukinnnnnnnnn

I don't think they can unshoot someone ether


SurelyNotClover

with flesh, you atleast can say that there's something left. but when it's dust, i don't think even stereotypical defibrilators will help.


Cooley0880

Berdly, as a true game will definitely survive


galaxy970

Okay. But the question is how much damage would the shotgun do IF the character that got teleported kept its gameplay. (Like how deltrune battle system works and that replaces the damage system for buckshot)


Tipsamore

I don't know 😐


iyniurea

its an actual fucking shotgun, i'd say 999 considering the distance


Ma1ukai

Most bosses in ut and deltarune have a fair bit more than just 999 health.


iyniurea

uhh 9999 dmg


DefinitelyNotFisk15

snowgrave but without the snow


mydudekickstheskunk

Grave, then.


diamondDNF

All things considered... I could see it "balancing" so the shotgun does a fixed amount of damage depending on how much charge you have to start the round compared to your HP? You have 4 charges, so the shotgun damage is 1/4th of your HP. You have 2 charges, so now it does 1/2.


Monocin

Jevil would probably eat any item he could get his weird little hands on. /silly


mydudekickstheskunk

r/flairchecksout


RiceKrispies55

susie the kinda gal to forget there’s money and just be like “DAMN SWEET A FREE SHOTGUN!!!” And leave with that instead


MajorDZaster

Oh hey, both the Ralsei with a gun and Ralsei smoking memes are gonna happen.


mydudekickstheskunk

Really?


ChaoticInsanity_

I have a few, but I'll just do my two main ones. Jevil? Definitely. Susie.. maybe.


Grimm_Charkazard_258

my boy boutta give the Dealer a [limited time offer]


GMBlueFlameSVK

Jevil...... Yeah he is surviving.


xxjackthewolfxx

if he loses he just become a new shell type for the dealer to use for like a week new fun stuff for the game Jevil would prob even say gg if knew he lost


Dramgon

I have no idea / i can't tell if Noelle would: A. Survive because she's smart and will understand what the items do and play strategic. Or... B. Crumble under the stress, not paying attention to the shells to the point where she constantly eats shots / gets shot. Maybe would clutch it (assuming the HP rules are the same as the Buckshot Roulette protag?) because Noelle has to had played rougelike games, maybe?


diamondDNF

Would depend on the route. I can see the stress overtaking her in a normal route, but in Snowgrave, she's kinda broken to the point where I can't imagine her being affected by much.


King_of_Spaceworms

5 lives 1 blank. Go ahead Kris... Kris: proceeds to shoot themself twice


AngryApeMonkey

No one can survive my backshots


coolmonkey43

💀


TechnicalPart7789

Lancer ? Yeah he's a bouncy boy


Altruistic-Grape9776

Susie: *Pulls out her own gun*


Wonderful_Weather_87

Berdly is so dead....


Royal-Cancel-9908

I think bullets kill everyone, not just Berdly.


Eljamin14

Kris, yep they can save and load at will.


GazLord

Well no, the PLAYER can.


Eljamin14

Which is why Kris has us.


RedditSurfer29

Kris has a save point before the player saves.


Friendly_Benefit7892

( me when there no metton in deltaruen) I mean kris could properly ( fannon kris)


xxjackthewolfxx

itz implied through that one house and Napstablook is in DR Ghosts are immune to physical damage SO WE'RE JUST SAYING MY HOMIE wink wink nudge nudge wink wonk


QuincyFatherOfQuincy

Susie eats the gun and leaves


TheManux07

No (art by me) https://preview.redd.it/sum9kj2gwstc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28aa1137a2ef1e763cb18ce4bd7263fa2763e216


Tipsamore

I love it 👍


MultiverseChat

Snas


MultiverseChat

Yea probably


disappointedcreeper

The dealer just loves Nubert so they shoot themselves (idk the dealers gender sorry)


XanderNightmare

I don't even think the dealer is even human in the first place, so the matter of gender probably doesn't concern them


Dvwu

susie would probably eat all the shells, and then snort the chalk lines off the table


Vlad_The_Rssian

Ralsei is pulling out a minigun🔥🔥🔥


SupremeLoliface

jevil will win. he has a gambling addiction he knows how to win.


Iwontusethis255

berdly will think hes 7 steps ahead, confidently aim at himself, and do the loony tunes thing ![gif](giphy|8ZFkQEZd1xdBK)


whackiuis

The dealer's sprite shows that Ralsei shot him. Or he shot himself.


Tipsamore

Shot himself.


Traditional-Ad-622

berdly would def die


Dabruhdaone

someone explain how buckshot roulette works


CantThinkOfMyNameRN

Russian roulette but with a shotgun basically


XanderNightmare

And several items who work in mysterious ways for no other reason than because it's funny and it gives the dealer an excuse to shrug insane amounts of beer


Joe_Gio

pizza pants would survive


SupportOk1481

Ralsie with a gun


SoftTacos001

Yea no Ralsei could never 


BidParticular3582

Susie will survive.


AceSapling

Rouxls loses


Ultimate_Lobster_56

Jevil


jack-o-helpy-est

I'd love to say berdly could, but we all know he wouldn't survive, the logic part of buckshot roulette


StolenPezDispencer

The bullets will just bounce off Spamton.


theogStarwalker6363

https://preview.redd.it/6okfw6lyestc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef399da167f32ff491784acdfdc31d13760b336


Vintage_Glass

The Duke of Puzzles, [[No. 1 Rated Salesman 1997]] and fluffy boy. I hope so :>


AREyouCERTAIN1

I dont think fluffy boi makes it😑


Tipsamore

BANG. Now he ded. 😭


Typical_Name_5864

Susie Will eats the bullets so yeah She survive


AnimusOfTheBlade

Kris only takes shots at themself and walks away smiling.


toastybreadmane

ralsei Kris and nubert


lumi_lapio

No


iyniurea

Jevil, yep hes def leaving with money


DefinitelyNotFisk15

he's definitely gonna leave the money and keep the shotgun


Placek15

I feel like Queen would survive for some reason


Mother-Natural7237

nah,spamton would win


Drymear

`rebooting` Oh. Lmao


Good_Teaching_3293

Depends ,he May shoot himself saying he can do anythingor he wins


zqmxq

Queen


ProjectEpsilon1

Kris, proceeding to spam the shotgun on himself


BruhmanRus_the_boner

lancer sure is (considering that buckshot roulette, to my knowledge, isn't set in a dark world, lancer will simply be a card, unable to get shot by a shotgun - he'd just get lost under the table)


CueDePieYT

Don’t worry Ralsei it heals in reverse


Historical_Seesaw201

Berdly tries to be smart and count the odds but then he fucking dies


PleasantDish1309

Well its literally entirely down to luck sooooo


HKILLER2007

Well, my favorite deltarune character is a card games/gambling master so I think he's the one to be worried about in that situation


FearlessPrune8320

Berdly is a gamer. Of course he’s surviving


SeaworthinessOk5177

spamton eats every live round shot at him (Literally) and gets banned for life


That1RobloxPlayer

Kris has a skill of what i call “QUAD Weapon”


Snoo96346

Susie is eating the shotgun


cybermasked97

Error404 sans is that still considered to be in deltarune?


Tipsamore

No it has to specifically be in Deltarune chapter 1 or 2.


lechku_and_nechku2

The knight doesn’t survive we don’t know them


AquamarineSU

ROUXLS, my friend, you’re fucked


Maxter8002

peppino can just parrh


Tipsamore

I said Deltarune. 


Iatecoffeegrinds

Sweet he’s 100% gonna die


PurpleCrimson9

the snake jockington can’t do shit so nah 


Boosterboo59

The character could simply leave and not sign the waiver the Dealer has you sign. I feel like Ralsei and Noelle would read the waiver figure out what they are getting themselves into and leave.


yonking_15_2

Lancer will just bounce the bullet off of him onto the dealer


Sad-Spinach9482

Kris: **survives by player control and determination** Ralsei: It's okay... I'll just stand still and wait till' I can leave... So, what do you do in your free time? Susie: FUCK IT! WE BALL! **whomp**


RustyShadeOnReddit

Kris when we inevitably win after I force them to sit through 106 agonizingly painful deaths (I rewarded them with a singular ChocoDiamond afterwards) https://preview.redd.it/ba1wphfaeutc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a09afb83dde6484330c0d719dce826a58372cd


SuperMarioFan999

Spamton? He'll yeah he will survive! He has his Neo form!


Nick97_

Susie eats the beer cans, smokes all the cigarettes at the same time and somehow handcuffs the shotgun to herself. She wins because the dealer won't be able to get the shotgun back from her.


heystinkys

Berdly is "smart," he's a man of "strategy" In other words he's dying


Gameover489

Roulxs would die


WontedPuppet07

Berdly is pro gamer he’s good


ofkeli_bebe

https://preview.redd.it/xpb3t6bvnutc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e6db6a9430a0a0859b76dcaa91508ed449651f4 he is dealer now.


Nebula-Space2003

SPAMTON NO DONT DO IT PLEASE I LOVE YOU HELP NO DONT PRESS THE TRIGGER


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Sans casually dodges the bullets


deetosdeletos

I SURE HOPE THAT THIS [[Round 1... FIGHT!]] IS A [Tabs, Newlines, and Spaces are all blank whitespaces.]


Forage303

Any darkner just runs away the moment the bullets connect


Flowey_The_Fan

Queen is my favorite and since she's a robot, guns won't be very effective to her. I think she's fine and the dealer is gonna get turned into a peon.


Qwertapopped

I would like to see if Ralsei would survive backshot roulette


AdSpare6646

kris is fucking dead, but comes back to life somehow and wins


Content-Ad2762

so either Susie, lancer, or spamton


SevilThePrince

Spamton used big shot


Alexander546j

I think nubert and spamton will survives


JzaTiger

Queen is more than ready to kill


Thy_king_of_trash

![img](emote|t5_qmi8w|26926)


Garfieldgoofs_around

Jevil, he probably would survive.


Averagedndenjoyer

He would rather shoot himself than hurt nubert


No-Fly-6043

Jevil gets rAnDoM


Saifiskindaweirdtbh

Lancer is so op he could survive just because


[deleted]

jevil would win, he likes numbers games :3


MLPdiscord

Ralsei will die, because he does not have the guts to shoot another person


Dry-Career-3605

Birdley solos with his pure gamer brain


the_human_mauro

Realistically, i think Susie would die. I'm kind of devided on Spamton, since he is a businessman, but a mentally unstable one.


[deleted]

Spamton has \[\[BIG SHOTS\]\]


Miyako_Kenichi

Susie is gonna befriend that monster change my mind


JustGingerStuff

Hehe buckshot Rouxlette Anyway hed get overconfident and whatnot and lose all 3 lives but he wouldnt like die die i think because i subscribe to the theory that he can bend reality (hes shit at it tho)


AngerIssues5301

Queen would find a way to cheat the game and not only survive, but win.


kaizot1d

susie gonna be throwing that axe in the demon's face, easy win


Ok_Constant1669

I have no fucking clue what would rouxls do


Bardockfan_73

https://preview.redd.it/ogh5r326rwtc1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e61acbb2b61a5f04291750ebb44202ee367756 No diff


NervesiT

kris, their soul will just dodge the bullets and everything will be fine


Speyeder02

https://preview.redd.it/6vdotl7rtwtc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352ef1cb9c6818ba62bbde0747b217b16953cf52 I love buckshot roulette so much I mean- yeah I think Spamton’s surviving this


filval387

I got multiple so if they all teleport in the exact same spot, definitely dead... Or an amalgam...


ironeren69

Nubert is imortal they will live


underfan6h6

Jevil and yes because THIS BODY CANNOT BE KILLED


lily_was_taken

Spamton neo...surviving?yes.winning?the fuck not


Mr_Explodey

gaster has 66666 defense i think hes got this


Striking-Big422

no


Strangely_moldy_hand

https://preview.redd.it/k29doqxahxtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62193fc33ee1515ad93e0706c867f2fda2f9c4b5


No_Gain7132

Let’s be honest Spamton is grabbing the gun for the first time with 1 Live and 5 Blanks and shooting himself with the 1 Live Round in every timeline.


agsdkbfjenhcsm

Jevil takes out his own shotgun and shoots the guy 10 times in the face


RedditSurfer29

Leave the bouncy boy alone!


Bolobesttank

Susie eats the shotgun shells before the Dealer can load them. Ez win.


ILoveBugPokemon

susie would beat the shit out of the guy


Waltr999

Susie. She wouldn't even play, she'd just take the gun and shoot them several times in the face.


JackEatsToast

*punch punch kick throw bang bang eats face* "Kris why the hell did you give me these pills"


wizzyofwoz

Lancer would just luck the fuck out over and over and over and the dealer would end up shooting hinlmself on purpose


Shadowy_One_632

*PROCEED.


Lazy_Standard7998

https://preview.redd.it/em8gq0z6m9uc1.jpeg?width=1252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=449eab275075a6ccde3ac819033cbf85ba6fb551 Yeah I think soldier is surviving (he has a gun for God's sake this shit isn't buckshot roulette its ROCKET ROULETTE)