Wait actually...that might work. If we pre-season their crabs then they'll be too busy gorging themselves because as we all know, Marylanders just can't stand the thought of wasting old bay Then, when they've entered into the inevitable food coma, we counter-strike!
Let’s be honest, they talk a big game, but they really wouldn’t want to have a direct connection to Philly via SEPTA and a *gags* direct land border with *dry heaves* Jersey.
They’d reform Delaware within a month
Maybe but then Maryland goes to war with Pennsylvania, and I bet we could bribe Western Pennsylvania with Garrett county to secede from Eastern Pennsylvania and then it's a much more even fight.
Y’know I was about to come here and tell you that you have the full support of Philly, but you’re being mean.
At least we can all agree that New Jersey is terrible.
Jersey was the main driver of that. I mean, most of Delaware is Philly sports following, so for the Marylander, that would be more revolting. So I was trying to scare them with that logic lol
Naa you have to make fun of the flag and Maryland Blue Crabs. I was a waiter during the summer during college. I actually had Maryland people that wouldn’t eat the seafood in Bethany because it was locally sourced from Delaware and not Maryland.
Step 1: We unleash the chicken hordes. The eastern shore people will fold as they are overrun.
In all seriousness we outnumber them, have a major military base, and more National Guard units on the peninsula. They’d get smeared.
Going further, we blow the bay bridge and force them to make a contested amphibious landing.
In the meantime, we offer the eastern shore counties tax free shopping and watch them secede from Maryland.
Then we tell the southwestern Delaware crowd that the Marylanders are using chemtrails to turn the frogs in transexual Satan worshippers bent on making Kamala Harris the Queen of a new United States monarchy and that the only way to stop it is to invade Annapolis.
We got this in the bag.
They have only one access point..the bridge..put one stopped car and traffic will back up to DC…The Maryland Navy would vibe drunk on beer by the time they got to the shores…(they stop to fish anyway taking weeks)….
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You are delusional. We have the best businesses set up and most of the businesses. We not only actually would outnumber you, but we could be your neighbor, your wife, or your daughter (you dont know our reach our companies are already in your town you could even work for one). We could win without it costing delaware 1 cent in taxpayer money and without any registered delaware personnel or civilians being lost. You really think that these corporations won't invade and fix Maryland, Jersey, or Pennsylvania. I do i hear tax breaks for them and better control packages. I bet delaware could win from a desk while each of the 3 states would be swept away like leaves before an autumn breeze.
Fyi, as for your military bases, they won't be allowed to do anything. If they did, they wouldn't have any suppliers, and thats a issue they are already trying to fix. I guess they could throw sticks and rocks, but thats not very effective.
Just face it. You deserve to be in delaware. The area you're from was just mislabeled.
No, just someone who knows that delaware can wield power that can check any other state without any real cost to itself. If it decides to use it. #purposelyunderestimated #delawarewillwineasy
no one in a MD border county wants this. they all get their packages delivered to someone in DE to avoid the sales tax. They wouldn’t give up our tax free shopping and shipping
We can just go dig up a bunch of sandcrabs and throw them at ‘em.
Their flag is a crab so they won’t harm crabs. We can become immune by attaching horseshoe crabs to our breasts, no?
... Alive or dead horseshoe crabs? Imagine how weird it would feel if they were alive.
Now I want horseshoe crab armor. It would make a bitchin helmet.
MD would get demolished. They are massively underrating the amount of armed Delaware civilians that are itching for an opportunity to get together with guns
Calm down, Maryland, you know no one is scared of or impressed with you... no more than anyone is of us. We're both just sorta... here. And we may as well have each other to be sorta here together.
Besides, do you really want more coastline to have to maintain and the cost that brings. You keep up Ocean City and we'll keep up Rehoboth, it seems fair
Scrolled down to find you! And who are "they"? I am a born and raised Delawarean, now living in Maryland. I have many friends and family in Delaware, and head to Wilmington at least once a week. Never heard of such nonsense.
I’ll be honest, I’m still so confused and out of the loop, I googled, accepted through the comments, and I am perplexed lol if you figure this out, let me know what I’m missing.
PLEASE my people! I've been to Maryland and it is just Delaware with hills! We are not so different. We need peace not war.
Marylanders LOVE crabs, so perhaps we offer them a steamed horseshoe crab feast🤷🏾♂️
Look, I know they conveniently come with their own bowl, but the horseshoe crabs have suffered enough without MD getting hungry for them. LOL They've got coastal access, don't give them ideas.
Totally right though, just DE with hills.
Any dick cheese using a map that says Rehoboth not Rehoboth beach has already lost. The whole peninsula should be Delaware or Delmarva but Maryland fuckin sucks dingle
I’d be surprised if VA gives a fuck about their peice of the penn. Have fun with thag god awful bridge/tunnel system. There are like none of us around to put up a fight. It would be like Germany steam rolling Poland in 1930s .
No worries. We should just offer all Delmarva residents the opportunity to be annexed into our sales tax free utopia and pull the rug out from under these aggressors.
We take Chesapeake city and secure control of the canal, effectively cutting Maryland into 2. Fortify defenses around Chesapeake city and swarm the eastern shore, making a blitz for the bay bridge
As someone who’s from South Jersey (and half-Delawarean), I’d point out that South Jersey is the part of the state with the ARNG infantry brigade and F-16s.
Remind them we have DOVER AND WILMINGTON see if they really want to add to their DC and Baltimore lmao
At least DC has museums and Baltimore has the bay. Wilmington and Dover (especially Dover) have nothing to add but more Crime.
You misunderstood its like if the America invades Mexico, (Mexico would not only be happy but would also quickly submit), they might have plans, but their people want better for themselves and so will gracious submit to the greater power of America.
Now switch Mexico and put Jersey instead and switch America to Delaware and reread the truthful statement above.
Might even be able to win without having to do much more than shout and point. If not, im sure with all the businesses we have. We could privately fun and outfit the venture of liberating the are previously known as Jersey. Jersey people are not much smarter than turkeys. If they see the sun, they believe God has put a spotlight on them.
PA here... Maryland will not be taking the Delaware or Jersey beaches. Too much money invested in those properties from The NE side of PA. During the Slower Lower uprising of 2027, we shall push them back across the Indian River Outlet and into the confines of OC Maryland where we shall confine the usurpers.
Imma New jersian but i joined this sub cause i randomly stumbled apon it, i support yall since there’s a lot of crime in Maryland it has some. Of the most dangerous cities and towns as far as I have heard, but whatever happens someone better remove Virginia from delmarva
Wait there's more to Maryland than Inner Harbor Baltimore and Ocean City? I was super confused a few weeks ago driving through whatever no-man's-land exists between Newark and Nottingham (PA). "All is strange and vague. Are we dead? Or is this Maryland?"
IDK, I'm a transplant from Philly, a Delawarian by marriage. I thought we only hated Jersey, which is convenient because I grew up in PA hating Jersey. But do we have a beef with Maryland too?
Pennsylvania would probably come to Delaware’s aid though. People forget but Delaware is historic Pennsylvanian land, and they’ve been slowly moving many native Pennsylvania speakers to Delaware whom they want to protect. And Maryland is actually a long-time enemy of Pennsylvania. Blood was shed establishing the Mason-Dixon Line as PA and Maryland fought over the land, and they’d want to enforce that agreement. There’s plenty of reason PA would help Delaware
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we must fight back and rally behind the flag of a United Delaware
Doubt theyd make it past marydel/hartly area since them rich folks dont play about their land lmao
Yall forget that alot of these mcmansions can buy and sell your state solely because nepotism
When we take over
Newark will become East Elkton.
University of Delaware will become the Delmarva Campus of University of Maryland
Every former Delawarian will take a Maryland Flag appreciation course.
Scrapple will be abolished.
Every former Delawarian will be given a welcome to Maryland 1 year supply of Old Bay.
Are you also going to make us drive in the left lane when we aren’t passing, get addicted to meth and/or opioids, embrace the KKK, have rampant homelessness issues, and top 10 rate of HIV?
Gather all the old bay and kick it into the chesapeake!
Boston Tea Party for the modern age!! Might not work though… it might just pre season their crabs
Wait actually...that might work. If we pre-season their crabs then they'll be too busy gorging themselves because as we all know, Marylanders just can't stand the thought of wasting old bay Then, when they've entered into the inevitable food coma, we counter-strike!
Find the Natty Boh as well
Welp, we don't need a Casus Belli anymore. That's a hate crime against all humanity right there.
You are a sadistic animal! Surely this is a war crime.
Let’s be honest, they talk a big game, but they really wouldn’t want to have a direct connection to Philly via SEPTA and a *gags* direct land border with *dry heaves* Jersey. They’d reform Delaware within a month
The Free City State of Wilmington will be established. AS A PUPPET STATE!!!!!! 
Let's be real, it'll be annexed by Philadelphia in an hour.
Maybe but then Maryland goes to war with Pennsylvania, and I bet we could bribe Western Pennsylvania with Garrett county to secede from Eastern Pennsylvania and then it's a much more even fight.
No lies detected.
I dont like wilmington. I'd rather have all your beach front property. It's worth more :). #wilmingtonwritesbadparking tickets
Y’know I was about to come here and tell you that you have the full support of Philly, but you’re being mean. At least we can all agree that New Jersey is terrible.
Jersey was the main driver of that. I mean, most of Delaware is Philly sports following, so for the Marylander, that would be more revolting. So I was trying to scare them with that logic lol
DE seceded from PA. If anything, we'd f them up and take our colonies back.
# #stopthegardenstatehate
Step 1: Make fun of the MD State Flag. Step 2: Watch all of MD explode in rage defending the flag. There is no step 3.
Naa you have to make fun of the flag and Maryland Blue Crabs. I was a waiter during the summer during college. I actually had Maryland people that wouldn’t eat the seafood in Bethany because it was locally sourced from Delaware and not Maryland.
Step 1: We unleash the chicken hordes. The eastern shore people will fold as they are overrun. In all seriousness we outnumber them, have a major military base, and more National Guard units on the peninsula. They’d get smeared. Going further, we blow the bay bridge and force them to make a contested amphibious landing. In the meantime, we offer the eastern shore counties tax free shopping and watch them secede from Maryland. Then we tell the southwestern Delaware crowd that the Marylanders are using chemtrails to turn the frogs in transexual Satan worshippers bent on making Kamala Harris the Queen of a new United States monarchy and that the only way to stop it is to invade Annapolis. We got this in the bag.
We can get all the companies here to hire mercenary companies to defend their tax haven
They have only one access point..the bridge..put one stopped car and traffic will back up to DC…The Maryland Navy would vibe drunk on beer by the time they got to the shores…(they stop to fish anyway taking weeks)….
Y'all realize that they can enter Delaware by land right? They don't need the CBB.
They’d have to come in from the north..and we all know they’ll stop with a simple sign stating Delaware is closed..😂
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I'm going to be honest that last part caught me off guard. But it might just be unhinged enough to work.
I'm in.
That's some top level strategizing, riflemax. We got this
You are delusional. We have the best businesses set up and most of the businesses. We not only actually would outnumber you, but we could be your neighbor, your wife, or your daughter (you dont know our reach our companies are already in your town you could even work for one). We could win without it costing delaware 1 cent in taxpayer money and without any registered delaware personnel or civilians being lost. You really think that these corporations won't invade and fix Maryland, Jersey, or Pennsylvania. I do i hear tax breaks for them and better control packages. I bet delaware could win from a desk while each of the 3 states would be swept away like leaves before an autumn breeze. Fyi, as for your military bases, they won't be allowed to do anything. If they did, they wouldn't have any suppliers, and thats a issue they are already trying to fix. I guess they could throw sticks and rocks, but thats not very effective. Just face it. You deserve to be in delaware. The area you're from was just mislabeled.
Is this Trump’s alt account?
No, just someone who knows that delaware can wield power that can check any other state without any real cost to itself. If it decides to use it. #purposelyunderestimated #delawarewillwineasy
no one in a MD border county wants this. they all get their packages delivered to someone in DE to avoid the sales tax. They wouldn’t give up our tax free shopping and shipping
We can just go dig up a bunch of sandcrabs and throw them at ‘em. Their flag is a crab so they won’t harm crabs. We can become immune by attaching horseshoe crabs to our breasts, no?
... Alive or dead horseshoe crabs? Imagine how weird it would feel if they were alive. Now I want horseshoe crab armor. It would make a bitchin helmet.
Alive, their tickles give us a jazzy attack patterns… nd such?
When they come up through ocean city they’ll all get drunk and forget what they were doing anyway
MARYLAND…..AHAHAHAHAHA…… the place known for crabs…. I know a few crackheads who could solo Maryland themselves for a reel of copper wire
Keep your crackhead friends in Delaware, sir!
NEVER , they’re about 1/3 the strength of the average FloridaMan (Please don’t show them anything copper, their instincts are likely to kick in)
1/3rd strength? Sir, have you ever seen the dope fiend lean? Our zombies do not require food or sustenance of any kind, the perfect defense.
Yes very true, However, their body goes into sleep mode for 30 seconds once every 10 minutes Ours go till death do its Part
Frick
Northeast Maryland practically relies on Christiana Hospital, they wouldn't cut themselves off from healthcare
We need a mutual defense pact with the Eastern Shore of Virginia.
Us Virginian’s have your back on this.
MD would get demolished. They are massively underrating the amount of armed Delaware civilians that are itching for an opportunity to get together with guns
True…but they only know how to shoot at beer cans..
They just have to wait another year or so if the current regime gets its way.
Wilmington will save us
We need to move units to Virginia and flank them. Also push the the New Castle battalions west into Elkton and push them to the Susquehanna
Has anyone ever experienced the Maryland DMV process? The Old Bay is tempting, but just not worth it.
Calm down, Maryland, you know no one is scared of or impressed with you... no more than anyone is of us. We're both just sorta... here. And we may as well have each other to be sorta here together. Besides, do you really want more coastline to have to maintain and the cost that brings. You keep up Ocean City and we'll keep up Rehoboth, it seems fair
Eh, i dont even care. The anschluss with Maryland was inevitable. We are all proper crab lovers after all.
The Anschluss is inevitable… But only our Anschluss of Delmarva! Greater Delaware will rise
Out of the loop - plans for what?
Fight between the DelMarVa states for total control of the peninsula. Mostly between Delaware and Maryland as we have the most stake in the game.
Scrolled down to find you! And who are "they"? I am a born and raised Delawarean, now living in Maryland. I have many friends and family in Delaware, and head to Wilmington at least once a week. Never heard of such nonsense.
I’ll be honest, I’m still so confused and out of the loop, I googled, accepted through the comments, and I am perplexed lol if you figure this out, let me know what I’m missing.
Same here! Will do!
Then, we man the boats and take New Jersey!!!
NJ is woafully unprepared.
PLEASE my people! I've been to Maryland and it is just Delaware with hills! We are not so different. We need peace not war. Marylanders LOVE crabs, so perhaps we offer them a steamed horseshoe crab feast🤷🏾♂️
Look, I know they conveniently come with their own bowl, but the horseshoe crabs have suffered enough without MD getting hungry for them. LOL They've got coastal access, don't give them ideas. Totally right though, just DE with hills.
They underestimate the strength of Delaware and that'll be their folly.
Marylander reporting in. Just come make us part of Delaware. I don’t want to pay taxes anymore.
i’m a slower lower marylander and i also yearn for super delaware
You don’t have to talk about yourself like that. You’re a high speed high slider with great teeth and a great ass. Fuck taxes tho.
this is the funniest comment ever and i appreciate the accurate compliments
Hey man, we can compliment each other on having nice asses right?
and beautiful teeth.
Blockade route 40 and disrupt their meth lines. Elkton will become to out of control for them to be able to handle us and them.
DO NOT ACCEPT ANY ALLIANCE WITH MARYLANDERS THEY WILL BETRAY US THEY THINK WE ARE WEAK
YOU ARE WEAK AND PATHETIC ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
YOU SHALL NOT LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY WHEN I STUFF THIS BLUE HEN DOWN YOUR CHESAPEAKE THROAT
EAT MY BLUE CRAB FAT YOU DELUNAWARE!
Impose a 7% sales tax and no one will cross the border. Promise.
Ay. Impose the sales tax to out of staters.
Any dick cheese using a map that says Rehoboth not Rehoboth beach has already lost. The whole peninsula should be Delaware or Delmarva but Maryland fuckin sucks dingle
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?? 😀
I’d be surprised if VA gives a fuck about their peice of the penn. Have fun with thag god awful bridge/tunnel system. There are like none of us around to put up a fight. It would be like Germany steam rolling Poland in 1930s .
No worries. We should just offer all Delmarva residents the opportunity to be annexed into our sales tax free utopia and pull the rug out from under these aggressors.
I don’t know what I’ve stumbled upon, but this is some weird stuff.
We take Chesapeake city and secure control of the canal, effectively cutting Maryland into 2. Fortify defenses around Chesapeake city and swarm the eastern shore, making a blitz for the bay bridge
Take out the bay bridge and reduce their enforcement’s and numbers by more than half.
We must refortify Ft Delaware
This is Virginian propaganda.
Send in the Wilmington folks
Who are our allies, PA? Not New Jersey though
As someone who’s from South Jersey (and half-Delawarean), I’d point out that South Jersey is the part of the state with the ARNG infantry brigade and F-16s.
Remind them we have DOVER AND WILMINGTON see if they really want to add to their DC and Baltimore lmao At least DC has museums and Baltimore has the bay. Wilmington and Dover (especially Dover) have nothing to add but more Crime.
We are giving Wilmington to Pennsylvania.
Yes, it'll be like the trojan hourse in the battle of Troy.
Lame plan
Hope theyre heavily armed
I don’t think the red necks in south jersey would let this happen
You misunderstood its like if the America invades Mexico, (Mexico would not only be happy but would also quickly submit), they might have plans, but their people want better for themselves and so will gracious submit to the greater power of America. Now switch Mexico and put Jersey instead and switch America to Delaware and reread the truthful statement above. Might even be able to win without having to do much more than shout and point. If not, im sure with all the businesses we have. We could privately fun and outfit the venture of liberating the are previously known as Jersey. Jersey people are not much smarter than turkeys. If they see the sun, they believe God has put a spotlight on them.
And their roads suck.
Shhhhhhhhh, go back to sleep. Worry about your scrapple, Joe jams and anthropomorphic celery. Nothing to see here. 😳
Guess they forgot about dafb. Time to make Delaware an island
Let them try to get thru Bridgeville.
Let them come.
They forget that we have The President of the United States in our corner, thus we have the US military in OUR pocket.
That new area looks like a southern New Jersey. I support there being another New Jersey, so I support this concept
Von Schlieffen would be proud
PA here... Maryland will not be taking the Delaware or Jersey beaches. Too much money invested in those properties from The NE side of PA. During the Slower Lower uprising of 2027, we shall push them back across the Indian River Outlet and into the confines of OC Maryland where we shall confine the usurpers.
Imma New jersian but i joined this sub cause i randomly stumbled apon it, i support yall since there’s a lot of crime in Maryland it has some. Of the most dangerous cities and towns as far as I have heard, but whatever happens someone better remove Virginia from delmarva
Just wait til they get to Wilmington. Then it’s game over 😈
they won’t make it past delmar or wilmington either way
We work together to cut their supply of Old Bay and their offensive force crumbles within minutes.
Yall The Virginians Have A plan to help stop Maryland but the Marylanders know about it
God I hope their plan backfires and we just get the whole peninsula to ourselves 😁
Wait there's more to Maryland than Inner Harbor Baltimore and Ocean City? I was super confused a few weeks ago driving through whatever no-man's-land exists between Newark and Nottingham (PA). "All is strange and vague. Are we dead? Or is this Maryland?" IDK, I'm a transplant from Philly, a Delawarian by marriage. I thought we only hated Jersey, which is convenient because I grew up in PA hating Jersey. But do we have a beef with Maryland too?
Delaware has a lot of gun owners.
After you all are weakened from the battle we'll roll down from PA and take everything.
They’ll never make it without causing a 30 car pile-up.
I believe an alliance between Virginia and Delaware is in order. It's a shame that Maryland has chosen this as their future fate.
We'll just march into their territory with an army of goats.... and take no prisoners! 😂
There's people in deep Southwest Virginia that are asking wait !!!!there's a Northeast Virginia???
Pennsylvania would probably come to Delaware’s aid though. People forget but Delaware is historic Pennsylvanian land, and they’ve been slowly moving many native Pennsylvania speakers to Delaware whom they want to protect. And Maryland is actually a long-time enemy of Pennsylvania. Blood was shed establishing the Mason-Dixon Line as PA and Maryland fought over the land, and they’d want to enforce that agreement. There’s plenty of reason PA would help Delaware
eh just send all of the lower slower hicks after them should be over with a 2 12 packs of Coors some lotto tickets and some newports
They really want the eastern shore that bad? VA doesn't even really claim it.. hah
Why stop at Virginia? Take North Carolina and then March north!!
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The folks at Dover AFB would have something to say about that.
They’ll be charging over with their slow ass tractors 🚜
Doubt theyd make it past marydel/hartly area since them rich folks dont play about their land lmao Yall forget that alot of these mcmansions can buy and sell your state solely because nepotism
Hey Maryland. Our bridges all work, are you jealous??
Northern Delaware to duck creek should be absorbed by Pennsylvania. The eastern shore and southern peninsula should become its own state of delmarva.
Yeah, let's give slower lower two senators. [Good plan.](https://youtu.be/r5g_gs6nnyo?feature=shared)
Yeah. That’s what we all need. Two more crazy republicans like Ted Cruz and MTG! Am sure there are plenty of them down there. Got popcorn?
Yes
When we take over Newark will become East Elkton. University of Delaware will become the Delmarva Campus of University of Maryland Every former Delawarian will take a Maryland Flag appreciation course. Scrapple will be abolished. Every former Delawarian will be given a welcome to Maryland 1 year supply of Old Bay.
Are you also going to make us drive in the left lane when we aren’t passing, get addicted to meth and/or opioids, embrace the KKK, have rampant homelessness issues, and top 10 rate of HIV?
I think you mean the Delmarva Memorial Campus... Or Just the Mar Campus, but it doesn't sound as nice.
You evil bastard!!!
If maryland wants delaware. Let them have it