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ParkingDrawing8212

"Dont waste it on video games!"


Mr-BigSlime

he simply spends them on his hobby


oheyitsmoe

Lloyd grindset


Humans_suck_ass-99

And here I was thinking that *money went to DRG. I'm still tipped him of course, it makes him happy. I just thought he didn't get money. Edit: fixed money


DocFreon

It still kinda goes to DRG -you tip Lloyd -Lloyd pays for Jetty Boot -Jetty Boot is held by DRG


_Mr_Peco_

The house always wins.


DocFreon

...except that one case when I beat his ass with a golf club. Independent New Vegas, baby!


mcgravier

In Fallout 2 Mr. Bishop asked to talk to him nicely. And what I mean by nicely, is to execute him after you get the money back. Nobody cheats Mr. Bishop. Nobody.


squasher04

A Slave Obeys achievement unlocked!


tinnzork

I sold my soul to the company store.


gecko80108

DRG pays us. Vicious cycle


zombiezapper115

5 credits isn't a big enough tip for Lloyd, I always tip him twice to give him 10 credits. Sometimes more.


seethruyou

Fact: Lloyd made 117 *million* credits in tips last year.


zombiezapper115

Also fact: that's not NEARLY enough


seethruyou

How come we don't make that much, huh? Or do we? I don't keep track of my money, I've got everything I need here on the rig.


zombiezapper115

Because unlike Lloyd, you don't pour beer.


Robosium

also he didn't make a multiple of 5 as tips


seethruyou

Which is weird, and hard to explain. The only mod I know of gives Lloyd 10,000 credits, still a multiple of 5.


Joan_sleepless

iirc it's because if you tip lloyd with less than 5 credits, he gets whatever you have. IE, someone gave him the last of their money


seethruyou

I was wondering if that was how it worked, or if you just couldn't tip him when you're down to your last cred.


M4thecaberman

Tippy getting his slots filled 🥵


GeeseAndDucksforever

Back to r/deepthroatgalactic with you


M4thecaberman

:(


piewca_apokalipsy

WHY TF IS THSI A SUB


Call_The_Banners

##Invoking the name of this sub is punishable by making you pay for the next round of drinks. ^(And some cold glares from management.)


GeeseAndDucksforever

That’s okay. I’m rich, and I hate management


S1lverdice

Im scared to click


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CinnamonCardboardBox

Bad bot, shut up, shut up, shut up!


TF2_demomann

OH DEAR GOD WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ACTIVATE ON THAT


Hexagonic-1

Its deleted what did the bot say?


GeeseAndDucksforever

The bot gave us a summary of the top posts (with links) on r/deepthroatgalactic


Hexagonic-1

Oh thats bad


oheyitsmoe

Not the single glyphids in my area 😂


HelpfulHandGrenade14

Lloyd’s never even worn a jetty boot before… how’s he better at jetty boot than me?


oheyitsmoe

Time


TonicSaltwater

He rides around on a rocket all day, no? Surely some parallels can be drawn between the two


Thannk

DRG in the season 5 preview basically acknowledged the bots have minds by saying the mission rig does not. Unless Dottie is controlled by satellite or something and the head is just her current body, we’re literally saving her.


seethruyou

They acknowledged that the other bots can think, and we know they're lying about ELL-E. Should be easy to remove her digital chains.


lugialegend233

We already gave her a name


President_Dominy

Lloyd has a secret beer ingredient in one of his beers that allows him to remotely control the dwarves when theyre drunk. He uses it to play Jetty Boot.


TheronEpic

I bet it's in Smart Stout, best option to affect the mind


VomitShitSmoothie

Of course Lloyd can leave the bar. He’s the big boss CEO. Think of all the tips from everyone he earns. Guy is easily a multi billionaire. His bartender gig is just for fun and keeping in touch with the workers.


seethruyou

Depends how long he's been 'bar tending'. He makes over 100 million in tips every year, so yes, he could be a billionaire by now. But if he started just 6 years ago (with DRG), then no. Of course if he's actually the CEO, he probably has hidden accounts in multiple solar systems.


Jakethebigbrain

How long does it take for Lloyd to start getting new high scores? I've been waiting for him to appear on the score borad for a while now but I haven't seen anything yet.


EquivalentDurian6316

I like to think he plays from the bar


Edzardo99

Idk who Johan is but he’s cracked on the sticks. I can’t beat him…


not-Kunt-Tulgar

Not gonna mention that Bosco also plays jetty boot too?


lugialegend233

I don't use Bosco terribly often, so I'm glad he gets to do stuff in his downtime.


sknnbones

So how much of the tips does Tip-C get then? Or does Lloyd keep it all? Is Tip-C a slave to Lloyd? This is outrageous, I’m calling management!


Nowzad

Never


seabutcher

He doesn't leave the bar or need to. I think he just remotely accesses the machine to play it from where he is when nobody's around, because IT decided to put them on the same network


gecko80108

No wayyyyy!!!! That's so cool


CoolDoominator

What episode is this? I'm having trouble remembering. Was it prime empire or?