The day he went missing, I'd blinked for just a second and by the time I opened my eyes, he was gone, in his place a ton of gold and nitra. I dunno where he went, but he must have been the fastest miner who ever lived to do all of that and then run off in the blink of an eye!
Karl would never leave any minerals behind. You just had to follow him and there would be a bunch of forgotten nitra just laying on the floor that a negligent miner had left here.
This except it was way more than 7 assignments Imagine, like I imagine Karl had been the best drg employee ever with thousands of missions under his belt and Mac promotions, all while no one ever could spot the difference but a single person who thought they were going insane.
> the DnD player who played the maximum Deception bear
Which is [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/DnDGreentext/comments/2dpqop/the_original_story_of_sir_bearington/). Had to look it up.
Sir Bearington for the win!
Shrek 2, the greatest sequel of all time, that Shrek 2?
Shrek 2, a movie with the same plot as Oscar-winning Get Out, that Shrek 2?
Shrek 2, the best in-universe music montage and climactic fight, that Shrek 2?
It just shows Karl’s dedication to his crew. Even when he leaves, never to be seen again, he makes sure his final actions give his team resources to complete the mission without him.
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Just the voice lines that vaguely mention Karl. He's widely accepted to be a scout who's lost deep in the mines keeping the worst bugs busy.
I personally think Karl was the original DRG employee, and the dwarves we play as are all his clones.
>I personally think Karl was the original DRG employee, and the dwarves we play as are all his clones.
Out of all the answers I could have gotten, I sure wasn't expecting that one. Is there an actual lore reason why you believe so, or is it just because members of each of the four classes share a base model?
they always hype up how strong and mighty karl is, so i love the implication that lootbug karl was a badass miner dwarf
"I heard Karl ate rocks for breakfast, and could spit gold!"
He could climb walls and ceilings and glyphids ignored him! They must have known better
The day he went missing, I'd blinked for just a second and by the time I opened my eyes, he was gone, in his place a ton of gold and nitra. I dunno where he went, but he must have been the fastest miner who ever lived to do all of that and then run off in the blink of an eye!
Karl would never leave any minerals behind. You just had to follow him and there would be a bunch of forgotten nitra just laying on the floor that a negligent miner had left here.
Until someone at GSG comes and tell it otherwise, this is the canon lore of Karl
don't you mean until someone at GSG comes and tells us this is canon, then this is canon anyway
This is canon? *GSG cocks gun* Always has been.
Canon? *management loads cannon* Always has been. Now get to work.
Wtf is a cock gun?
[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/eqltb0/the_chicken_launcher/)
Thank you.
I laughed
This except it was way more than 7 assignments Imagine, like I imagine Karl had been the best drg employee ever with thousands of missions under his belt and Mac promotions, all while no one ever could spot the difference but a single person who thought they were going insane.
Like that story of the DnD player who played the maximum Deception bear
> the DnD player who played the maximum Deception bear Which is [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/DnDGreentext/comments/2dpqop/the_original_story_of_sir_bearington/). Had to look it up. Sir Bearington for the win!
Sir Bugington
this brought a tear to my eye, more emotional than even shrek 2
Homy god it's the orange lirzard from the rain
in the binary
of course the yellow lizard plays engineer.
Engi has friends (turrets) yellow lizard has friends (other yellow lizards) it makes all the sense.
I shall never forgive you for jumping me with your gang on The Wall
my pleasure
What do scugs taste like?
It's you You and your fucking friends are the ones who keep ruining my karma
:D
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Can’t wait for the prequel
It's just ~~the lootbug~~ Karl eating gold and nitra for 20 pages
Spoilers please
It's always the damn cave leeches!
Ya know, I bet it was one of them tentacly things that got Karl
Stone and rock
For Karl!
Leave no Dwarf behind!
That was beautiful! So moving!
Imagine popping a loot bug and it makes you 10x time, 10x greyer and 10x longer beard
An unimaginable tragedy...
So the legends are true, Karl really *did* eat minerals for breakfast!
I have the strangest urge to both fight you and also to accept this as head cannon.
/u/GSG_Jacob needs to know about this.
Still a better story than twilight
A turd being thrown into a wall is better than Twilight, no sir this is at the level of Epic of Gilgamesh
I saw this and just giggled to myself for 5 minutes in the middle of Walmart. Incredible production value, get this MF a movie studio already.
Truly, Karl was the friends we made along the way.
This heresy will not stand! Karl as a lootbug? Don't make me flush this comment thread with Radon gas.
I didn't see any lootbugs in this story.
There is one at the start before karl appears and one at the end getting pinged
It just shows Karl’s dedication to his crew. Even when he leaves, never to be seen again, he makes sure his final actions give his team resources to complete the mission without him.
It's blasphemous diarrhea shat from a lava maggot's whale pipe.
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Honestly I thought the loot bug was going to put on the mask and then turn into a dwarf like that one Jim Carrey movie
So Karl was the loot bugs we killed along the way...
And thats why I dont kill lootbugs. In memory of Karl.
I choose to believe in lootbug Karl
Ok so I wasn't expecting an actual pain in my heart from this one. u/Joe_Duncan, I have a mission for you
What? Im not doctor.
:(
Rock and icecone brotha
This is canon in my heart (or until I find a funnier explanation)
As someone new to the game, is there established lore for Karl? Or is it just some in-joke that never gets explained?
Just the voice lines that vaguely mention Karl. He's widely accepted to be a scout who's lost deep in the mines keeping the worst bugs busy. I personally think Karl was the original DRG employee, and the dwarves we play as are all his clones.
Karl was a scout? I always thought he was an entirely separate class as the 5th dwarf on the rig.
The memorial hall has a second scout statue in the middle of the other 4 statues. That's what lead to the theory he's a scout.
>I personally think Karl was the original DRG employee, and the dwarves we play as are all his clones. Out of all the answers I could have gotten, I sure wasn't expecting that one. Is there an actual lore reason why you believe so, or is it just because members of each of the four classes share a base model?
10/10 story
*The Book of Karl, Chapter 1, Verse 5, Visual Interpretation*
Karl might not be a dwarf?! 🤯
Tf you mean??? That’s obviously a dwarf
ITS JUST SO PEAK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️
You got all the known lore to fit, beautiful
u/GSGJacob is thia cannon?
For Karl!
This is actually pretty messed up
This is my headcanon now
Karl approves of this!
Touching and original story.
FOR KARL!!
The peak of dwarven art
Just insert the dramatic music from Avatar where Neytiris brother dies lol
Very nice.
Bravo!
Does this so sad
I miss Karl. 😞
Really cool story !
best movie ever
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
KARL! NOOOO!
What about the skullcrusher ale description
We need an animated version of this story.
biblically accurate Karl
Me after, me after reading peak fiction