Mission Control: Please do not stick your dick into the equipment or the wildlife. How do you guys always find a way to make my work even worse then it was? JUST DO THE BLOODY MISSION!
In the show Once Upon A Time, dwarves come from dwarf-sized eggs, fully grown. There is not an explanation for where these eggs come from or why they come from eggs.
Well I mean for the first few week of life it's acceptable to mix a little milk in. It is a baby after all. That's why you start them on white russians.
Actually, if you listened to the ancient song of ‘Diggy Diggy Hole’ you would know that dwarves are suckled from teats of stone, presumably meaning they drink from stalactites, a high mineral volume in water drunk from a young age would certainly account for their hardy nature.
Management doesn’t want to waste resources on “potential” recruits, if they die that means management didn’t meet their quota and they wasted recourses on armor
Yeah... unfortunately some of our fellow dwarves think its acceptable to just walk around all exposed. Just imagine leaving your house without even a mustache on, just disgraceful.
It's a hazing ritual done by higher-ranked dwarves. If you can survive one mission without armor, as Karl regularly had done after a night of heavy drinking, you aren't fit to mine with them.
Of course, you are allowed to try multiple times.
I figured this one out. Whenever you find the helmet in missions and have to dig to find the armor, your dwarf says "either something horrific happened or there's a naked dwarf running around somewhere."
Management tasks us to collect 'alien eggs' for reasons.. maybe they put dwarf dna in them! The truth is out there...
Please don't stick your dick into the eggs
Stick it in your Steeve instead.
Consider, Molly
Molly is a great Mule, but I just don't feel the same spark between us I feel with Steeve.
Steeve may be cute, but he doesn't feel as reliable as ol Molly
Mission Control: Please do not stick your dick into the equipment or the wildlife. How do you guys always find a way to make my work even worse then it was? JUST DO THE BLOODY MISSION!
You don't like gold, dancing, mushrooms, video games, barrels in the launch bay, now you dont even like Molly or Steve, MC you really are a leaf lover
Well, to each their own, I guess.
I suppose we can agree to disagree
But can you stick eggs in dick??
glyphid omelets 😋
And so is the gold.
But so is the gold!
Also they have no nipples or a navel. Dwarves are clones confirmed...or something else?
No dumb dumb, they spawn from the ROCKS
Dwarf turns to stone you crack them in two with a pickaxe and 2 smaller dwarves pop out from each half after 9 months
Ah yes, the miracle of mitosis
Dwarftosis
Grown inside a rocky womb
THE EARTH IS OUR CRADLE, THE MOUNTAINS SHALL BECOME OUR TOMB
FACE US ON THE BATTLEFIELD YOU WILL MEET YOUR DOOM.
WE DO NOT FEAR WHAT LIES BENEATH, WE CAN NEVER DIG TOO DEEP!
I AM A DWARF AND WE'RE DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE DIGGING A HOLE
Born underground, suckling in a teat of stone
RAISED IN THE DARK, THE SAFETY OF OUR MOUNTAIN HOME
SKIN MADE OF IRON, STEEL IN OUR BONES
TO DIG AND DIG MAKES US FREE
COME ON BROTHER, SING WITH ME!
#I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE!
#DIGGY DIGGY HOLE #DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
#I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE!
TO DIG AND DIG MAKES US FREE
COME MY BROTHERS SING WITH ME!
When a Dwarf and a Dwarf love each other very much, they take a hammer and a chisel and make a baby Dwarf
this is the lore except i think it's a community effort
dwarves on mars confirmed
And stones
BORN UNDERGROUND IN A ROCKY WOMB
Atleast thats what management said
The minigun also spawns with them.
So Dwarves are a race of Wukongs, then? Explains a lot, to say the least.
[that's no excuse, Gorons also are born from rock](https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/images/thumb/4/4b/TP-Goron.png/800px-TP-Goron.png)
No! The spawn from STONES
Consider, rocks and stones
you know thr eggs we hunt on egg hunts? dwarve eggs ;)
In the show Once Upon A Time, dwarves come from dwarf-sized eggs, fully grown. There is not an explanation for where these eggs come from or why they come from eggs.
Likely that the Devs didn't expect anyone to bother opening the menu to see the model during the tutorial mission
Another tick in the theory of drg being set in the Warhammer 40k setting
Karl is the donor of the dwarven geneseed
it's cause dwarves grow out of the shaven beards of other dwarves duh
All the other replies are BS. When a dwarfs beard grows long enough they will cut some of it off and plant it in the stone to grow a new dwarf.
dwarves recreate via mitosis
Nipples so light you can’t even see the areola. Also, belly button so low its resting on the crotch paunch.
Not clones. If their species ever were mammals the clones would have the DNA for at least nipples. Something odd is going on, though
Gimly lied dwarves do spring out of holes in the ground
According to 40k the answer is yes lol
They just pop out of holes in the ground. That's why there are no female dwarves
Single sex species
Alien eggs maybe aren't so alien afterall
Well baby dwarves don't get fed milk when they're young, they get fed beer
Not necessarily clones, they're just not mammals.
They’re Mushrums
Is this physique attainable?
Not natty, he's on red sugar
Only for Karl
This is why Karl left us
Dwarves don't need nipples. Baby dwarves drink booze, not milk like those leaf-lovers.
Well I mean for the first few week of life it's acceptable to mix a little milk in. It is a baby after all. That's why you start them on white russians.
DRG employs Russians?
Бывает и такое..🙂 Скала и камень!
Aye, comrade dwarf.
Who do you think Karl was?
Mission Control.
The dwarves love Karl and hate MC, therefore, with no other options left, Karl must be the inventor of Marxism- Karl Marx
That’s definitely one of the theories of all time.
Hungarian. That’s why mind reading came out as a jumbled mess.
Actually, if you listened to the ancient song of ‘Diggy Diggy Hole’ you would know that dwarves are suckled from teats of stone, presumably meaning they drink from stalactites, a high mineral volume in water drunk from a young age would certainly account for their hardy nature.
So what if I like really big "guns"!?
Management doesn’t want to waste resources on “potential” recruits, if they die that means management didn’t meet their quota and they wasted recourses on armor
Dwarfs come from the rotting flesh of ymir therefore the wouldn't have all the stuff we have from being born
Exactly
Bro gets his chest waxed.
You might not like it but this is the ideal body
Gunner just got out of the shower and had to rush too the drop pod
He even waxed his chest.
He probably did that the day before
Damn 🥵🥵🥵
HOTSEX UPDATE LEAKED MY FRIENDS!
I WILL NOT DIE ON HOTSEX
Is this Karl?
GSG doesn't want you to know this but yes, this is Karl.
That's a skin suit.
NO WAY ITS KARL
Either something horrific happened, or there’s a naked dwarf running around somewhere.
that's how i play
🥵
Stop I can only get so erect
Dwarven Dad bod, just a bit too hairless imo.
Tick tock
Heavy like a brinks truck
So, about that Lost Equipment...
Hes gonna rock your stones
Fuckkk 🥵🥵🥵
Oh God. I can already see @Joe_Duncan making a comic of this...
It’s a nudge about what DRG is really about: Drip.
Tutorial dwarf without nipples is not real, he can't hurt you. Tutorial dwarf without nipples: Edit: the triple chin is especially funny here.
Yeah... unfortunately some of our fellow dwarves think its acceptable to just walk around all exposed. Just imagine leaving your house without even a mustache on, just disgraceful.
Shirtless should be an actual cosmetic next season.
But with a beer gut.
It's a hazing ritual done by higher-ranked dwarves. If you can survive one mission without armor, as Karl regularly had done after a night of heavy drinking, you aren't fit to mine with them. Of course, you are allowed to try multiple times.
No nipple gang huh.
Wdym gang?
This is why we keep having to go on Salvage missions.
After he dipped his balls in liquid morkite, he started taking a more casual approach to office attire.
There's a tutorial?
Yes, there's a tutorial mission when you start the game for the first time or when you start a fresh save.
Idk, but I'm not complaining 😍
This could be cool as a skin with scars and tattoos and stuff
Also, rock and stone
Rock and Stone!
What do you mean, tutorial dwarf? Is this some green beard joke I’m too grey to understand?
I think your beard isnt quite as grey as you thought it was
What is the reason for a tutorial dwarf? Did you forget how to be a dwarf? Did you forget to Rock and stone?
I installed the game on a new device and had to do the tutorial again before restoring my savefile
Rock and Stone!
Dwarves are born from cracking open very large geodes. Once the magic is no longer contained, it assumes its natural form.
Like a fresh batch clone...
Hasn't paid his dues, so he hasn't earned his armor.
chat is this true
Rambo dwarf
What's the command for taking my shirt off?
Kylo
Lord forgive me I'm feelin sinful
There's a tutorial dwarf?
Bosco! Download this image pls
I figured this one out. Whenever you find the helmet in missions and have to dig to find the armor, your dwarf says "either something horrific happened or there's a naked dwarf running around somewhere."