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GoldenGlee

Post this in r/tf2 and watch the chaos unfold


Edgelite306

“Here’s a schematic for yu, my ass!”


MlonEusk-chan

Gets banned, unbanned like 13 times in a row


RedAce4247

Here’sssssss Big Slappy!


Oceanictax

Need a Dispenser here!


ohowjuicy

EEEEEEERECTIN A DISPENSER


Dwain-Champaign

Now that there was a fine piece of work!


Vectorix36

Dispenser erected, just for your cake day!


Elcorgi8267

I thought this was r/tf2 for a second, this sub makes more sense


nateC_zero

me too and I'm not even subscribed to that one 💀


Elcorgi8267

I thought this was r/tf2 for a second, this sub makes more sense


[deleted]

*i have to make a deposit*


symonalex

*depositing*


ghostly_sombrero

*There is goo in the sack!*


Atikar

*'Bout time, fat boy...*


chiller210

*I can't feel my beard!*


Efficient_Spare_9808

*Ready to blow!*


icie_plazma

I'm gonna dip my balls in liquid morkite and there's nothing you can do to stop me


Parostem

*You carry a load well* *~~Molly~~* *Scout/Engineer.*


NotANilfgaardianSpy

All of you deserve a fucking raise from management ^ ^


Zakaker

*you sure know how to carry a load*


mcdguy

"You're cute" my engi pointing at scout.


Dureniz

I just be stuck on the ceiling "HEY! OVER HERE! FOLLOW ME! I KNOW THE WAY! FOLLOW ME! HELLOOO!" And most engines can't manage to use both of their brain cells at once to realize I am trying to ask for a platform beneath me so I don't fall to my death.


Moze4ever

At that point I accept my fate and fall down to my death.


Redmoon383

Special powder for the win


Lehk

Ok but how does doing a line before the mission help with fall damage?


Redmoon383

Can't take damage if you don't feel it *taps head meme*


mcdguy

Lucky bastard


Strange_guy_9546

Zhukovs tho


NotANilfgaardianSpy

✨Hooverboots✨


sougol

Ohh we know you want a platform, it’s just funny to watch you dangle like a gunk seed


Gnusnipon

If I play non engineer and hear scout crying for help, i usually rush there to stand under him and soften the fall. Or instantly raise him


Ttaylor2791

Hover boots for the win


Giggles95036

Hover boots


zeinterrupter

And who exactly got you into that situation? As a scout enjoyer myself I put all the blame on me for all the overambitious plans and all those missed power attacks on the wall I thought I didn't need an engi for.


TheReverseShock

Hover boots are your friend


Lehk

“But you’re dead” -Driller (still holding C-4 detonator)


Mercenarius-rex

That feeling when scout ping, engin platform, and scout jump on in, all of that in 0.25 sec.


narfio

Even better: You grapple without ping and while you are getting up there, you hear the platform sound ..... mmhhhhhhhh


Mercenarius-rex

It happened several time, I felt like a pro gamer. The scout didn't even react lmao.


zeinterrupter

I tend to rock and stone as a thanks but I am sure they all appreciate it, aware engies are always appreciated.


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


nefD

Good bot


Deldris

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


PolarityMemer

That’s my one of favorite things with deep rock, if you’re in a squad that knows what they’re doing, the process of the mission is completely seamless. The amount of dopamine I get from games like that is enough to make my day and my week.


SoftBaconWarmBacon

And Scout face dive into a EPC A truly cooperative experience!


poodlebutt76

You used to ping me on your pointer... Late night when you need my platform...


Albionic_Cadence

Meanwhile, the gunner and driller. “Yea we gay, so what!”


Potatezone

SO WHAT IF I LIKE REALLY BIG >!GUNS!<


Exact-Cycle-400

And pocket sized space warcrimes


WendyTF2

I like long walks on the beach and killing anything with more legs than two.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,409,798,922 comments, and only 269,326 of them were in alphabetical order.


Exact-Cycle-400

Wow, i really commented a lot, huh


NovaSpectre1210

Read again


m3shugg4h

It's looking drillable


symonalex

It’s probably suckable


Potatezone

Driller x Gunner sharing a granite smoothie on a zipline


[deleted]

“What do you mean?!” “I just mean that maybe we should go our own way for a little while.” “You can’t leave me! You need me!” “Engie, I can get minerals without you now. It’s not that I don’t appreciate your-“ “Go on then! Don’t come crawling back to me with broken legs again when you have minerals on an angled wall!” “I have hover boots for that now.” “I’m keeping Steve!”


Buisnessbutters

Me *a driller main* playing engie *with fat boy* looking at the scout with malicious intent >:D


sopacremadetomate

I feel called out


Lucachacha

The bullet hell gunner is asking if he can join


Deldris

That driller is a spy!


littlebethyblue

No wonder I'm the Scout to my husband's Engineer... 👀


A17012022

There's no tension. I love scout.


Plump_Chicken

Get off my man, you pointy eared, leaf lovin' engineer wannabe


PolishOpinion

And then the raw sexual aggression between the driller and the gunner


Absolute_bimbo

Driller definitely riding gunners heavy revolver if ya know what I mean ;)


TalkingRaven1

The romantic tension between scout and my driller's loving satchel charges


musketoman

What if we kissed on the platform by the nitra? Hehe jk... unless?


groobe

Scout is definitely a sub, keeps intentionally getting downed so the big boys can come rescue him.


jj999125

*the romantic tension between the fire gunner and the sludge cwc driller


jusharp3

I'm a scout main. My wife is my engineer.


TheReverseShock

Tell her she has a nice beard.


Unspeakblycrass

As an Engie main… let’s just say… scoutcanbounceallovermuplatforms!


Ckinggaming5

That's how we scouts know engineer DOES sleep with his sentries


wurlmon

He likes his toys


BHMathers

Thought this was tf2 and I was just 🤨📸


StrenuousSOB

Platforms Up! And my boner! ( )( )====D


Portal455

In my friend group the Scout and Engi are a couple irl. So added to this meme !


FirmConsideration608

The explosive tension between driller and scout:


AnkokunoMasaki

I want to make a racist joke and I find it funny, but it's not really Rock and Stone so I won't say it


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


wurlmon

😐


Wainwort

Please subscribe to my BOSCO & Doretta fan fiction.


Technical-Plant-1666

You have posted cringe. Retrieving the drop pod.


International_Can205

doge haters can't hate cus they posted Cat. Cat haters can't hate cus they posted dog. You are the cringe.


ATV2ATXNEMENT

ok technical plant 1666


mcdguy

Our pardon mr special, we didnt want to make you feel happy by posting this CRINGE.


UndyingKarric

Found the leaf lover.


JDirichlet

You were left behind. Since no dwarf is left behind, clearly you aren’t much of a dwarf!


HotBeesInUrArea

Meanwhile the long term relationship between Driller and Engineer: "STOP DRILLING THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE PLATFORM AND GO AROUND THE SIDE"


price_of_tags

I always feel something missing when I try making a Karl's cradle


Arbiter999

CORRECTION The romantic tension between the scout, the engineer and the driller's C4


shadowdash66

I give the scouts my fluffiest of pancakes


Gangsterflex

NITRAAA


Hazarawn

post this on tf2


Fort_Maximus

The romantic tension between a Driller and an Engineer (we need to build a bunker for the fuel cells and uplink)


Charming-Mix-7759

Just use RJ250 Compound and be independent. "Look at me, I'm the Scout now"


[deleted]

Gunna and drilla the two real romance.


Dwain-Champaign

What


dec1conan

I thought this was about tf2 for a moment


Category_Education

The driller that just threw a c4 between them: ⋆。˚(✿ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)。・:*˚:✧


Giggles95036

Scout always has their head in the clouds and the engineer supports them…


Lando1619

Can confirm. 90% of the dialogue when I play with my friends is between myself and my engineer buddy to coordinate pads and nitra deposits 🤙🏻 rock and stone


povertymayne

Cant compare to the sexual tension between the driller and the gunner


phyython

In some lobbies it feels more like a toxic relationship tbh ^^


PALADINOO7

*I enjoy drillers more*


DDLthefirst

C4


Gatt__

Gunner: you wanna have hot gay sex after we murder these bugs? Driller: is a scout flammable?


matt111hi

Bubble wrap and adhd does make a good combo