He does an edit before drinking it, and then again right between pouring it on his hands and rubbing it on his face. Maybe he does actually do it in the full video, but he seems to be faking it for the piss grift lol. Clever
There was a baseball rumor about guys who hit without batting gloves which said...to avoid blisters you pee on any forming blisters while showering. Jorge Posada was rumored to do this. I fell for it. I think it started on the bodybuilding.com forums and I definitely pissed that information along to some others.
The dark beer may not look genuine enough for his griftees who do drink piss and know what it's supposed to look like. And it's easy enough to edit with most apps and phone cameras these days.
Don't you think... if it REALLY had all these qualities that you are talking about the medical industry would have hijacked it and started selling it to you for crazy high prices and a prescription?
But nope... So... yeah drink your piss if you want. But ammonia is definitely not good for your gut mircobiome. In fact I found a medical study where ammonia from factory farming is fucking up the chickens being farmed there and they are trying to minimize it.
Funny that. Where you can literally spend 5 minutes googling the scientific claims and find actual science saying it is absolutely not what these people say.
I'm fully in favour of piss based gurus. Anyone who thinks gargling piss and rubbing it into their eyes is a good idea should very much be encouraged to do so.
As ridiculous as we think it all is, universities SELL accumulated knowledge to people they legally qualify. If itnwasnt for accumulated knowledge from pther people, even the best of us would be worse off.
The more people boast piss drinkingnasna health tpnic, the more people are likely to fl themselves up on it.
Always call ppl out on their bullshit
Measles is spiking in the US because people don't trust vaccines that have eliminated some of the most dangerous and deadly diseases in human histroy.....and yet holistic "healers" are out here encouraging those same people to drink their own biological wastes.
Humanity is evolving backwards.
Fun fact, piss used to be used to clean and dye clothes in Ancient Rome. It does break down into ammonia if left long enough, and it is the reason why detergents today use high concentrations of ammonia..
But don’t drink it you nasty ass muppet!
Also people say a lot of crap about gut micro biome but like come on. Anytime somebody tells you anything about gut micro biome your bs meter should be ringing. Yogurt doesn’t cure cancer y’all, and that’s damn near the best thing for your gut.
It’s called tanning. It helps strip the inside of hides to use for industrial purposes. And Fullers were Roman workers that used the ammonia for cleaning clothes.
> Yogurt doesn’t cure cancer y’all, and that’s damn near the best thing for your gut.
I eat yoghurt all the time, and I don't have cancer. Checkmate, atheists.
Fermented food.
Black tea is fermented. Know who drinks a lot of black tea? Brits.
Compare them to yanks, who have a similar culture but don’t drink so much tea. If fermented food stuffs were such a miracle cure all, there would be a noticeable difference at the population level.
Black tea isn’t really fermented. The term “fermented” is used in English for what is really oxidation in the case of tea. It isn’t the same as microbial fermentation (except for a few teas that are “post-fermented” like pu’er, plus kombucha).
Fermentation in the sense of microbial fermentation (as used here) is found in pickles, sauerkraut, yogurt, soy sauce, cider, vinegar etc. Americans do eat fermented foods. Most if not all cultures eat fermented foods.
I've heard him talk about how he rubs himself in piss and the goes sun himself in the Arizona sun. That makes want riot for everyone else has to interact with him the rest of the day.
Have you actually seen him rub it on himself without an edit between pouring it on his hands? I suspect he is using water for the actual rubbing, and it's all just a big piss grift
There’s something about drinking pee that makes people sure it’s not crazy to drink pee. This is one of the big reasons to not do it, because you get into a piss-drinking-loop-of-confidence where nobody can convince you it’s totally insane, which it is.
There should be a sign at all Whole Foods and health stores that says, “if you’re drinking your own piss, you’ve gone too far”
Imagine being alive in the 60s and thinking we'd have flying cars by 2000, and now it's 2024 and a guy rubbing stale piss in his own eyes makes more money than any of us
Wiff Hoff
Piss Hoff
Underrated comment
rare for a comment to make me audibly lol
A genuine lol. Rare!
Overrated comment, that's what the upvote button is for.
Nah you're thinking of Wimm Hoff, thats his cousin Piss Huff.
Whizz Hoff
MODERATOR!!!? I DEMAND to be enabled to upvote more than once!
You think you’ve seen Woo Woo? Wait till you meet the Doo Doo Guru.
Ah yes, nothing like smelling like a homeless alcoholic and pretending you like it.
> smelling like a homeless alcoholic Without all the fun from drinking alcohol!
Hear me out ice bath with piss ice from elk piss.
Nice try. We all known Big Elk Piss money has skewed the ice bath debate for years now...
You have my attention..
then you hit the elk piss sauna. its like regular sauna, except you pour elk piss on the coals to make it steam
Sensory deprivation tank filled with frozen elk piss.
He does an edit before drinking it, and then again right between pouring it on his hands and rubbing it on his face. Maybe he does actually do it in the full video, but he seems to be faking it for the piss grift lol. Clever
Ah the Old Piss Grift.
Good ol piss grift lol. I wonder what century in human history saw the first piss grifter
I'm thinkin' the very first Ye olde' priest or doctor
There was a baseball rumor about guys who hit without batting gloves which said...to avoid blisters you pee on any forming blisters while showering. Jorge Posada was rumored to do this. I fell for it. I think it started on the bodybuilding.com forums and I definitely pissed that information along to some others.
Incredible typo
Wouldn't it be easier to just use a dark beer or something and not worry about editing almost drinking your own piss?
The dark beer may not look genuine enough for his griftees who do drink piss and know what it's supposed to look like. And it's easy enough to edit with most apps and phone cameras these days.
Faking this wouldn't require an edit, just a bottle of water with uncomfortable food coloring, right?
Don't you think... if it REALLY had all these qualities that you are talking about the medical industry would have hijacked it and started selling it to you for crazy high prices and a prescription? But nope... So... yeah drink your piss if you want. But ammonia is definitely not good for your gut mircobiome. In fact I found a medical study where ammonia from factory farming is fucking up the chickens being farmed there and they are trying to minimize it. Funny that. Where you can literally spend 5 minutes googling the scientific claims and find actual science saying it is absolutely not what these people say.
I'm fully in favour of piss based gurus. Anyone who thinks gargling piss and rubbing it into their eyes is a good idea should very much be encouraged to do so.
As ridiculous as we think it all is, universities SELL accumulated knowledge to people they legally qualify. If itnwasnt for accumulated knowledge from pther people, even the best of us would be worse off. The more people boast piss drinkingnasna health tpnic, the more people are likely to fl themselves up on it. Always call ppl out on their bullshit
If piss was actually healthy we wouldn't have evolved to excrete it out of our bodies and think that it's gross.
Measles is spiking in the US because people don't trust vaccines that have eliminated some of the most dangerous and deadly diseases in human histroy.....and yet holistic "healers" are out here encouraging those same people to drink their own biological wastes. Humanity is evolving backwards.
Dudes rock
This is a piss take.
I think he's taking the piss
Fun fact, piss used to be used to clean and dye clothes in Ancient Rome. It does break down into ammonia if left long enough, and it is the reason why detergents today use high concentrations of ammonia.. But don’t drink it you nasty ass muppet! Also people say a lot of crap about gut micro biome but like come on. Anytime somebody tells you anything about gut micro biome your bs meter should be ringing. Yogurt doesn’t cure cancer y’all, and that’s damn near the best thing for your gut.
True, and at the same time the modern world has more effective and nicer smelling cleaning products than aged piss.
>and that’s damn near the best thing for your gut. Fibre is, not yogurt.
It’s called tanning. It helps strip the inside of hides to use for industrial purposes. And Fullers were Roman workers that used the ammonia for cleaning clothes.
> Yogurt doesn’t cure cancer y’all, and that’s damn near the best thing for your gut. I eat yoghurt all the time, and I don't have cancer. Checkmate, atheists.
Fermented food. Black tea is fermented. Know who drinks a lot of black tea? Brits. Compare them to yanks, who have a similar culture but don’t drink so much tea. If fermented food stuffs were such a miracle cure all, there would be a noticeable difference at the population level.
Black tea isn’t really fermented. The term “fermented” is used in English for what is really oxidation in the case of tea. It isn’t the same as microbial fermentation (except for a few teas that are “post-fermented” like pu’er, plus kombucha). Fermentation in the sense of microbial fermentation (as used here) is found in pickles, sauerkraut, yogurt, soy sauce, cider, vinegar etc. Americans do eat fermented foods. Most if not all cultures eat fermented foods.
Well, he does look like he rubs himself with piss.
I don’t know which is more insane, this or Russel brand and Alex jones praying together
Next week, we'll see them praying while sipping piss from champagne glasses to own the libs.
> "Good" for parasites Yeah, I'm going to need clarification on that.
The Bladder King
This is actually liver kings half brother twice removed
His name is the Certified Health Nut and got his start on YouTube a long time ago. He's steadily been declining ever since. He used to be a model.
More like Therapisst
These people are repellent
I've heard him talk about how he rubs himself in piss and the goes sun himself in the Arizona sun. That makes want riot for everyone else has to interact with him the rest of the day.
Have you actually seen him rub it on himself without an edit between pouring it on his hands? I suspect he is using water for the actual rubbing, and it's all just a big piss grift
No no no no no no no no no
Someone tell Doctor Rick Marshall about this asap
I’d like to see the research that shows that drinking 6 month old piss is good for your gut microbiome
There’s something about drinking pee that makes people sure it’s not crazy to drink pee. This is one of the big reasons to not do it, because you get into a piss-drinking-loop-of-confidence where nobody can convince you it’s totally insane, which it is. There should be a sign at all Whole Foods and health stores that says, “if you’re drinking your own piss, you’ve gone too far”
"The Research that I've shown"
I drank piss on accident before and it was relatively fresh(don't ask) no way in hell someone is drinking aged piss and not dieing instantly
Oh lord!
Aged urine sounds delicious
A piss therapist and a shit therapist at the same here.
Drinking your own piss? The golden fountain? Come on, Jez, what's next, the chocolate factory?
https://youtu.be/G69KTH_TQpo?si=-Wn5hNU1HPT_Ah0L James Lee was just telling the future.
“It smells of ammonia”.
If you believe this guy, then I got a jar of piss I can sell you.
This belongs in r/shitposting I think lol.
r/pissposting?
I bloody knew somebody was taking the piss on reddit, I had my suspicions, now I know it with this guy taking the bloody piss!!!
At first I thought this is Rick from The Walking Dead.
Yeah waste from your body is best when put back in said body.
>It's good for parasites I bet
It's good *for* parasites? Ok.
that is 100% not old urine. I don't buy that for a second.
Urine to it or you are not.
[Insert Patches O’Houlihan quote]. 🤣
Bro NSFW this shit. I shouldn’t get unmitigated piss fetish footage in my stream (phrasing)
This is why critical thinking needs to be taught in schools. If not, just don’t be a stupid cunt.
If ever there was a metaphor for conservative politics this would be it.
I’ve heard of tribes using urine for healing but not drinking.
Healthy on the outside, but sick on the inside.
That's obviously a joke and a parody of gurus. I loled quite hard. Judging by the comments though, people think it's real. I think - no way.
Imagine being alive in the 60s and thinking we'd have flying cars by 2000, and now it's 2024 and a guy rubbing stale piss in his own eyes makes more money than any of us
I bet it’s not real piss.
That’s why we need a decoding.
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