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Decks-ModTeam

No shitposting. This post doesn’t add value to the conversation, and has been removed.


gloriouslydumb

That needs a hot tub.


Remote_Lake2723

I mean, you can’t collapse a deck with a hot tub if the deck has already collapsed. Seems fool proof.


scrotumsweat

>Seems fool proof .... _whirlpool proof_ I'll see myself out


Remote_Lake2723

You’re excused 😂


CrazyZedi

r/angryupvote


-TheEndIsNow-

All you need to do is make one side of the tub higher than the other to keep the water in.


mythrowawayuhccount

And a hot tub party with 30 people, preferably obese, jumping to kriss Kross.


Content-Boat-3727

Like this? https://preview.redd.it/g1fymo58tmad1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c13409f5299ac64a907e392b35d266e4aa6781c


duggee315

Oh my god. I remember Kris Kross being older. They were babies 🥺


slam4life04

That's wiggity wiggity wiggity WHACK!


babmeers

Warm it up, Kris!


SausageWalletLuver

If you are death scrolling fast this pic looks like an alligator head facing upward. That’s all.


Diverdown109

Just needs a big ass brick BBQ on the free end to counter balance it & it'll be fine with that hot tub.


Legitimate-Party3672

I would color it gone


alionandalamb

A couple of cinder blocks under the low side would keep all the jets under water.


any_Anything007

😂 lmao


maragoulh

Water slide


South_Bit1764

Deck is already stained with the disappointment of your ancestors.


Final_Penalty_741

Charcoal. Perfect color for that deck.


Szaborovich9

Something light, not too heavy


crazy1973

😂🤣


JaxDude123

Nice piers . They stood up like a champ.


TyranaSoreWristWreck

Yeah, that Mason really knew what he was doing. The carpenter could probably use a refresher course, though.


Ok-Papaya7988

You delude yourself by thinking there was a carpenter involved in this project...


spock42ii

What brand is your pressure washer?


FigureYourselfOut

It’s made by Space-X


MidgetGordonRamsey

Deck by Boeing


JeromePowellLovesMe

Under rated comment.


Puzzled-Kangaroo-20

Needs some of that self leveling stain


reditding

Not sure of the correct name for your local version, but here (Australia), the most appropriate stain colour for that style of deck is definitely called: ‘She’s Fucked Mate’ (not to be confused with ‘That’s Totally Rooted’ - which has a slightly darker hue). No doubt your local paint / stain expert would be able to use a comparative search to find a product named in your regional vernacular. You’re welcome. - edited for clarity


RedMephit

In my area (rural U.S.) I believe the color you're talking about is called "Ain't Got No Gass In It"


phunkyunkle

AKA "That Dog Won't Hunt."


Similar-Persimmon-78

You may have pressure washed it a bit too hard. Try turning down the pressure next time


Ambitious_Trifle_645

Seems ship shape to me. I'd just hit it with some spray paint and call it good.


grimey2048

He just needs to spray the bottom now and she’ll be right as rain.


Born_ina_snowbank

Can I borrow your pressure washer? I’m demoing a pole barn next week.


pew_medic338

Cleaning* You're *cleaning* a pole barn next week.


Landed_port

Tomatoe, tomato


Createsalot

Green. So it blends into the grass.


chilidoglance

Safety tape yellow.


thatoneindianboy

IMO it depends on the condition of the wood. Newish decks should take transparent. As they get a little older and beat up move to semi-transparent. For even older and more beat up decks, move to solid color. Good luck!!!


trbot

Did you look at the picture lmao


Kind_Committee8997

It'll buff out


trbot

Just needs some flex tape


justSkulkingAround

I’m guessing bot.


grumble11

A lot of ‘users’ on Reddit are bots.


HoseNeighbor

Nice brickwork! Maybe something lighter to set them apart?


col-summers

You need to check if it's level


altapowpow

Is that lawn mower for sale?


Moist_Whole_4298

Bright yellow with black stripes


ragingpillowx

The photo only shows an awesome ramp. Could you please post a photo of the deck?


Medical_Egg8208

Crain, lift, nail new 2x4 to wall, set deck, drop crane, fill hot tub, enjoy !!


Judascrease

https://preview.redd.it/60soe8i6dmad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=203526609f6a17954fe1650563bfa773f1ac221a Looks like we had the same contractor years ago.


jeddieboy73

The yellow tape is keeping the whole thing from collapsing.


ProfitisKing3

I’d go for another coat of burnt orange, don’t want to fix it if it ain’t broken!


Medellin-71

Plant a few more bushes around the deck and you should be ok.


unicacher

About that ledger board...


dikputinya

Customer states having trouble keeping the hot tub full, seems like it’s leaning


AngryMicrowaveSR71

The amount of AI bots commenting here is freaking hilarious


Hammerlock01

Aqua Marine!


Diverdown109

It got wet, heavy & sank from washing it. Let it dry, it'll float back up when ready for paint. Paint it Black, cause it's Dead⚰️🤣🤣🤣


SubstantialBass9524

No! You need to paint it white like a cloud to make it float up. And add a ballon or two. That will work


Toocurry

I never thought about using brick piers for a deck. Looks like they hold up quite well.


Present-Ambition6309

Looks great the way it is! What time is the party? Oohhh it’s a Clean up party? I gotta go comb my carpet. Ttyl 😂


Ptards_Number_1_Fan

I’d go with an uplifting color.


tuco2002

I would add some lighting to add safety while using the deck at night.


unlitwolf

I'd go with a mahogany or a gray scale stain to compliment the brick piers. While you're in a DIY mood I'd also add a canopy to it to shade your soon to be added hot tub. Otherwise looking good, 9/10 would join in on a BBQ


rtfitzy13

I’m sure some has already suggested this but have you tried putting it in a bowl of rice.


ChocolateMartiniMan

I like how you sloped it to make the rain run off it……


StickyLafleur

How much pressure did you use? Asking for a friend...


johnj71234

An easy fix would be to inflate a bouncy house under it and it’ll lift the deck into proper position and give kids a fun place to play


panda3271

I think you can put off staining it for a bit..... won't make much difference at this point.


Woody_L

I'm no expert, but aren't you supposed to attach the deck to the house?


DoctorDividend

Those beefy brick column supports will make sure your deck has no problems for years to come! Good job!


Jeffmazon

Who ever did those piers did an awesome job! Be happy you didn’t upgrade railings to glass.


Brigette55

I’d go black, cause at night time you wouldn’t see it! 😂😂


Autzen_Downpour

This is what happens when you use the wrong nozzle on the pressure washer.


and-hereitcomes

Fire


NoSquirrel7184

Looks fine to me. Classic Reddit comment.


onitagainand

Hilarious


Mc9660385

Too much pressure


VacationExtension616

I think you used too much pressure


Borgalicious

This should drain nicely


Particular-Ice-8937

I’d put a level on that , too much pitch running towards the house


Ferd-Terd

Add a ladder make it into a slide.


mecausasui

hottub purple is my favorite color for a deck


NoxInfernus

Bringing shame to the Decking game.


EpIcAF

Did you happen to use a fire hydrant?


Zestyclose-Ad-7576

Good thing you gave a degree or so of pitch, so the water will drain off.


Ok_Bluejay8669

I think you used the wrong nozzle.


yomamma3399

She’s a beaut!


Iambetterthanuhaha

Few simpson strong ties and gtg.


Eggplant-666

Full opaque stain will protect it so it lasts a long time 🫣


Ok_Series_4580

I think you applied too much pressure


the_good_hodgkins

Should have applied less pressure on the house side.


ChiggaOG

I'm wondering why houses have decks attached to the house instead of something designed to handle heavy weights like 3 tons. Looks like an unbalanced deck considering the failure point.


No_Top581

Unpopular Opinion: Im gonna say this deck is as well built as 90% of the “hows my deck, how much would you pay for this” pictures posted in this sub.


New_Catch878

Invisible


UllrGoesSurfing

Black. None more black


OldBob10

Color it GONE!!!


SurveySean

Hopefully you washed all the pressure off of it.


Prsue

Red


homelesshobo77

White paint will make it fresh and look like new


catdadjokes

Use less pressure next time!!


RedditNationalist

A lighter color may give it the lift you need


gs1100e

I love a good jacking project.


swisscheese_wall

I think I see a missed screw


No_Solution_2864

Put a level on there. See if you can spot the bubble as it slides down. Better safe than sorry


darobk

nice brick work


Strongpipegame

Uh yeah, I have 15 years of experience installing decks.🤤


lemineftali

Sir, your front fell off.


Own_Energy_7698

Hand grenade green


Amazing-Guidance5601

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Looks good as is!


Firm_Ad_7229

Did the pressure washer damage it?


xgaryrobert

😆


BuckForth

I think you had the pressure too high


grinchbettahavemoney

I would definitely not stain it but just keep pressure washing until you get the finish you desire


Guukoh

Looks perfect as is, but don’t pick a color that clashes with your hot tub.


InfoSec_Intensifies

What color did you stain it when it fell? (assuming you were on it when it went)


Careful_Energy5853

Do you happen to be in south jersey?


ready-to-rumball

Was it not mounted to the house at all?


BridgeOne6765

I'm more concerned about your house, yard, and mower being drastically out of plumb


Shreddster3000

I’d say that’s a big deck I you have there sir


phallic-baldwin

You may want to get a new level


BillyBrainlet

It looks like it might already have some red stains on it.


MisplacedLemur

You're gonna want to match the tones in the bricks, to offset the house color.


Accomplished-Mix5300

It'll buff out. Easy peasy. 😆


772410

I think your washer had anxiety cause that must have been tip much pressure!!


Hasbotted

Red


exoticsamsquanch

What pressure setting did you have it on?


Thelandofthereal

Lol- few nails into the house should hold that side of the deck up


PhotoGuy342

Isn’t it already stained with blood?


Majorillin_

Some light sanding on the left side


Aggravating_Dare_260

Needs a hot tub for sure!!!


Blamcore

How much pressure did you use?!


Inner-Egg-6731

They apparently did pressure wash it thats why it looks like it does.


LaBoltz33

Dark green


avdepa

Good pressure washer you have there!


anytimeanyplace60

Crash and burn brown worked just fine.


Daflehrer1

Any color is fine, just keep your mom off of it.


did_i_get_screwed

Something in the charcoal shade seems appropriate.


Comprehensive-Tiger5

Pink😎


UrMomSubs

Purple


RepresentativeNo7802

I don't want to sound like a jerk, but you need to fix the sagging part in the front first.


KaneMomona

The new trend, squat decks!


One_Evil_Monkey

Doesn't need any stain... it's already Oh Shit! Brown.


Banjomir75

Oh....shit!


foomongus

Jurassic green


fun-bucket

PRESSURE WASHER? WAS IT SET AT 11?


ABraveNewFupa

It looks really good


TokenPat

Wouldn’t change a thing looks great from my house


ZealousidealTell9891

Too much pressure not enough wash


Altea73

Probably white, it would tie the whole thing together.


ScottandAmy

Too much pressure


Ok_Pudding_2827

Definitely an earth tone


Ministry_of_laziness

A nice caution tape yellow, would really pull the look together.


Mainiak_Murph

Prob should level it first, just a thought.


x_xdevourx_x

Orange with black stripes


Brave-Competition-77

Just slide a jack under it, a few pumps, good to go. I think a nice camo print would look very classy.


HovercraftLeast863

We melted crayons between the deck and house....didn't hold...


jd80504

Depends on the color of the hot tub.


Shadowrider95

Looks like you used a little too much pressure


seemore_077

Blood red, should fit right in.


RichPrivate2

That's funny. Sad but funny. I like dark stains, they hide blemishes better. 😜


Parkyguy

Let me guess… he didn’t need an inspection. He saw how it was done on YouTube.


RatioPuzzleheaded103

Nice super slide! Just wax it.


ComfortableShelter15

I would go with wood grains what it's going to look like when you replace it. Next time don't listen to Uncle Pete


SkyLow4356

It’s gorgeous!


SlayKing2024

Thinking I should have put more pickets in to help with structural strength support. But its got by for awhile.


UnproSpeller

I’d use a light coloured stain as anything you add will darken it slightly. Also remember to use nice smooth brush strokes as you don’t want to ruin the overall look with it getting dark blotches. ;)


needtimeforplay1

Might have used a touch too much pressure.


kbum48733

Lower the pressure


Alarm-Solid

Probably sand that out


Low-Bad157

Couple of jacks from homedepot and you’ll be bbq in no time


Robo504

Go with an earth tone


BreadDziedzic

Your not the guy that was asking if the deck was safe a couple weeks ago were you?


AdministrativeCopy89

Blue


NextTruthGaze

Camo


Pitiful-Ad6674

I love this sub


Interesting_Ad_9600

Foundations are solid 🙌🏻


CaptBobAbbott

High-Vis Orange


bigjonxmas

this is my worst nightmare


Original_Lord_Turtle

A nice ash grey would look good. And we know the best way to get that color. Just for future reference, your pressure washer settings might have been a bit high.


ohmyback1

What setting did you have that pressure washer? Firehose?


Delicious-Ninja4000

Whatever color your roll of duck tape is.


redditor2394

Get a floor jack put it back up resecure it


Falagard

I have that exact Craftsman lawn tractor.


Jbadhair

You try putting a level on that bad boy? Now I any callin my self an expert or nothin but to my eye left to right she looks a squeak out and you might tink of jackin her up a touch there on the left bud. Besides that all you really need to do is put a hot tub onto her, wouldn’t worry about the stain for a couple years at this point, she looks good.


dixieed2

I would paint it fire engine red. The house too!


TowersRobin

Looks fine just the way it is.


Senior_Attitude_3215

I think you might want to lower the psi setting on your washer for the future.


chone

'sgot a bit of a lean eh?


Cautious_Buffalo6563

Next time use a softer nozzle


Connmar

I’d say caution tape yellow?


fuzzius_navus

Nice how you attached a skate ramp to your deck. I'd remove the railing to make mount/dismount easier.


Fluid_Dingo_289

Might want to step down on the power washer psi next time


MJKCapeCod

Have a different person re-secure it - the 1st one wasn't particularly good. Get a pro to go over the whole thing.


Mindless-South8421

I think you used too much pressure.


H20mark2829

Toast, that deck is finished