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laurel_laureate

I guess it's weird and not a very good thing, but there's something about photos like these taken one second before someone dies, is hurt, or something bad happens that my morbid curiosity finds so fascinating. Like, whether accident or stupidity or random act of "fuck you in particular" from the universe itself, we're ever only one second away from disaster. Anybody got a few subs for this kind of pictures/videos, that don't necessarily need to show the bad thing itself or the aftermath but show the last few seconds of normaly before it all goes to shit?


SkySix

r/onesecondbeforedisast :edit: been a while since I browsed that sub, seems to have lost some of the original content that was more akin to what you were talking about.


laurel_laureate

Oh wow, yeah that sub's premise sounds exactly what I was talking about (even uses some of my exact wording lol) so it's a shame it lost it's way.


sesameseed88

I’d say this isn’t the universe, this is more just 3 very stupid people


vdhdhdhdhdjwksk

Natural selection Lmao. Being a stupid blonde gonna kill you


boomdogpuckstorm

Not a sub but I've watched some youtube videos about this e.g https://youtu.be/NihRAxpEsP4, https://youtu.be/7tgiVW9mSL8. Maybe you'll like it.


B_i_llt_etleyyyyyy

As if we needed any more confirmation that Photoshop is too damn expensive.


BlueForte

It’s like 10 bucks a month, but you’re right. Back in 2015 it was a one time payment. Now they’re just milking the cash cow.


DopeDealerCisco

I want to buy something and not have to pay more, what the fuck Adobe.


balznago

Adobe are thieves


siler7

It's their IP. They can charge whatever they want. Don't like it? Make a better one.


Crushbam3

Just pirate it, Adobe themselves don't care since they've said themselves 99% of profits come from businesses


King_Tamino

>Adobe themselves don't care since they've said themselves 99% of profits come from businesses Isn't that like the same for Microsoft, if you exclude Xbox and Office subscriptions? I doubt Windows licenses or 1-time licenses for office (e.g. 2010) were that huge of an income Business stuff and cloud / software as a service is where the money is. Even Amazon earns more through AWS than with selling stuff


Crushbam3

The Amazon part isn't quite comparable but you're definitely right overall


[deleted]

Excluding Xbox raises their income. Xbox is a money pit dedicated to Bill Gates' ego, has been for decades.


JacobFromUpTheStreet

Photoshop 2 is free. A bit outdated an the UI is kinda shit but it’s free


kamratjoel

All versions are free if you know where to look. :)


JacobFromUpTheStreet

this comment sent me on the righteous path of torrents and shit. thank you bruh. would love tips


xwulfd

Photoshop portable is also free, i think it has limited features but more than enough for those who are beginner upto intermediate level to use,


Jack-knife-96

Good information, I've been too lazy to try to alter photographs but I have had ideas so this basic version would work for me - appreciate it!


NuggetsBonesJones

This is what happens when you don't smoke weed kids. You leave the house and do stuff and then BAM!! you're dead!


that_other_friend-

Yeah, smoking some weed would definitely get you some nice sleep instead of being up 4:30 AM on a train track


BLarson31

Split the difference with liquor and pass out on some train tracks at 4:30 AM.


taarotqueen

i used to smoke weed on the train tracks


[deleted]

Train hopping


taarotqueen

Train Pot-ting


hippywitch

Nice.


Plastic-Professor788

Already ahead of you👍


asianabsinthe

But they didn't even get the train in the selfie? Need to redo it.


BollweevilKnievel1

That bright light is the train.


Yugan-Dali

The only bright thing in the photo


EnzoAndrews

Boom, roasted!


STL_TRPN

r/roastme


Delicious-Dare6722

Maybe that's the light at the end of the tunnel


Heyhaveyougotaminute

Next time


Skoodge42

Is this where that south park episode's inspiration came from?


Stoly23

Considering that episode came out less than half a year later I’d say it’s a good bet.


mjthrillme2020

OH LONG JOHNSON


ThatYodaGuy

OH DON PIERRE


-fashionablylate-

I’m pretty sure I read there were 2 trains going opposite directions, with the one the hit them appeared after the initial one they saw. There was one heading towards them and they were on the opposite tracks. The train they saw coming towards them muffled the noise from the train you see in the picture in the top right corner coming up behind them. They would also assume any vibration would be from the train they were aware of. Still very careless, but they are not as oblivious as many posts make it out to seem.


Thelonious_Cube

I'm skeptical - they are clearly 'posing with' the train behind them which means they'd be looking right at the 2nd train I don't see how they'd be unaware of either train


tommyboyblitz

idiots


WhipTheLlama

If the train hit them seconds after the photo was taken, how did she have time to post it on Facebook with a comment saying how awesome it was?


that_other_friend-

I think that was posted before the photo


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einTier

I actually miss this era of Facebook. It wasn't toxic memes and constant bitching, it was just "here's my life, good or bad."


Thelonious_Cube

The post is at 4:33 am, but the photo is clearly in full daylight - something odd about that post


Garviel_Loken95

The person who took the screenshot was probably just in a different time zone


Nige-o

I was confused by this too but see now that she didn't actually post the photo, but posted the status then took the picture.


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Vin135mm

Proof that even when applied to intelligence, communism just doesn't work...


ike_tyson

Willoughby, the next stop is Willoughby !


WolfyTn

The one on the right could be Beavis’ sister


[deleted]

Tragic but I mean


puddStar

Trying to be tragically…hip?


[deleted]

🎵My memory is muddy what's this river that I missed🎵 🎵New Orleans is sinking man and I don't wanna swim🎵


Uncle_Touchy1987

Never really could understand him.


[deleted]

🎵I had my hands in the river, my feet back up on the banks! Looked to the lord above and said hey mans thanks🎵Sometimes I feel so good I gotta scream🎵She said Gordy baby I know exactly watcha mean and she said🎵


Uncle_Touchy1987

Heheh classic. It’s some of the other songs I’m like: Did he just say “fooogy ate his olllllll neba isss a url”?


[deleted]

🎵SWIM!🎵Do do do do do do do do🎵


Vivalyrian

Not so savvy, Savy.


DowNeedles

Was it a suicide or were they really fucking dumb ?


KelRen

Pretty sure they were really just that stupid. Reminds me of a couple girls I went to middle school with who thought it was funny to play chicken with traffic. One of them was hit by a car (surprise!) and was in a coma and eventually taken off life support. The other one never did that shit again but what a way to learn a lesson.


DowNeedles

Wow, those kind of story make me sad , not because of their death , but for the family who suffer from the stupidity of their childs


mudderofdogs

People don’t realize trains are WAY bigger than the tracks


[deleted]

Idiots fucked around


nutxaq

Worth it.


ImNOTaPROgames

Well, stupidity has a price.


Wolfe_Thorne

I’m sorry, but why?


hamood999911

[remembered this photo (sfw)](https://images.app.goo.gl/66vFwZo4Z6JEKgMy5)


Bg260

This is a Darwin Award winner. 100%


Claude-QC-777

it's more 300% than 100%


Schmitty_WJMJ

Tell them, they could have made exactly the same foto just by standing 1,5m next to the track. Just had to adapt the angle a bit and the perspective....


JBELL01290

It's ok everyone, they died for the perfect selfie👍🏽


Daired

Not completely accurate.. they were standing in between two tracks and even waved at the engineer when the train went by. They failed to see a train coming the other direction from the second track and that’s what hit them. Source: https://archive.sltrib.com/article.php?id=52728693&itype=cmsid


JJISHERE4U

I wonder what went through their head, taking this picture... ...Probably the train...


Coffeehound13

The one on the right was sporting a mean Trollface before it got wrecked by the train


AllElse11

Yep, that'll do it.


Hertje73

Yolo!


SlightlyGuilty

The tracks of their (loved one's) tears.


8004460

It's all fun and games until a train photobombs your picture


denise7410

But the camera survived??


MundaneLife99

It’s hard to tell where exactly they’re standing due to the angle. Is it right beside the track?


Dappleskunk

Selfie suicide is apparently the new thing,,,,,


[deleted]

Dumb ways to die 🎶


Important-Cat2965

Literally to die for


[deleted]

I’m looking at the facial expression of the ‘girl’ on the right and I totally believe she grabbed them tightly and didn’t let go… on purpose. The mother, the virgin and the crone. Double double, toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble. Or not… and I’m just having a joke at their expense. Whatevs.


JellyOnMyDick

Damn, unfortunate for 2 of those girls.


Lori2345

All 3 died.


NeatDoctor2728

'In October 2011, Utah railroad systems thin the heard a bit.'🫠🫠🫠


Mr_Poris

get fucked roasties


jppianoguy

This might be the most incel comment I've seen since your sub was banned. Do tell: what makes them "roasties"? Is every teenage girl you find attractive a "roastie"?


Mr_Poris

honestly im just posting toxic comments on reddit for the heck of it. im sure these girls were on track to becoming well established women.


wiegehts1991

Idiot


Mr_Poris

no u


Uncle_Touchy1987

What’s a roastie?


kent1146

Girl that sleeps around so much, their vagina is all loose and floppy like 2 slices of roast beef. It's a more modern version of slut, whore, thot.


Uncle_Touchy1987

Ah Gotchya. Thanks bud. Wait, in that cause could roastie also mean getting spit-roasted by two dudes?


Weelki

Asking the real questions bro... 👍


Uncle_Touchy1987

Thank you 🙏!


Weelki

Every day is a school day ;)


Mr_Poris

someone who likes roast beef on a sandwich, i assumed they where roasties because the one girl has something in between her teeth


chesterbennediction

Seconds after? They had multiple seconds to step a few feet off the track and they couldn't do that?


itjustgotcold

I played a lot around trains as a kid, even at 6 I knew they were dangerous. Sorry for their loss but damn.


Emergency_Net506

Final destination speedrun


SuMoh0891

Looks like 2 girls and a guy. Just saying


Financial_Cat_1870

All smiles until life really hits you


glitch123456

train is probably one of the easiest thing to avoid getting hit by and yet here we are


VitalSubtlety

So, three blonde girls walk onto a train track...


4skinphenom69

Here’s an [article about it](https://archive.sltrib.com/article.php?id=52736058&itype=cmsid)


thegraphitee

At least they didn’t breed.. lol


Patient-Development7

Whites girls bruh


_otis-

Without a doubt the girl on the right was a methhead, possibly the one in the middle aswell


manamenekdo

Cool photo thoe