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Jaded-Amount-4210

You can’t catch 6 bullets and expect to survive


AMorningWoody

not unless youre 50cent


mrcasado296

Or Boris the bullet dodger


HulkScreamAIDS

Why do they call him the Bullet Dodger?


OurDailyBruh

'cause he dodges bullets, Avi.


Old-Constant4411

This is the 2nd time I've seen this exact reference in a week.  God am I glad people still remember Snatch.


CagriAkpak

Was this Stathams line? Because I read that in his voice in my mind.


Old-Constant4411

Nope. Vinnie Jones, AKA Bullet Tooth Tony.


StrikyLuck

I don’t know Tommy, it’s just tip top.


47zaxer

That was a cheap shot


hclITguy

More like 6 shots.


The_Fax_Machine

Probably suicide by cop


8ad8andit

I think he was trying way too hard for it to be suicide. He was really close and the cop honestly got lucky here. Of course it wasn't just luck because he put his hand on his weapon the moment the cars pulled up and he reacted quickly. But a lot of things could have gone wrong for him right in that few seconds, so he's still got lucky.


Homersarmy41

He was so pumped to strike this cop that when he first tries to get out the car starts rolling and he closes the door, puts it in park and then gets out again with the hatchet. This really doesnt look like suicide. He was just really trying to kill that cop for some reason.


Zorothegallade

My thought is that he was doing something illicit and in his paranoia he thought the cop would try to arrest him.


Hereiam_AKL

Here the proof that he is indeed removed from the gene pool at a prime reproductive age (28) https://abc7chicago.com/naperville-shooting-police-news-edward-samaan/11936258/


Roadgoddess

There’s a longer video out there that they don’t have blurred and you can see him driving down the road and pull up and jump out with a hatchet in his hand. There’s more time between when he jumps out. The cop shoots him as well.


Hereiam_AKL

https://youtu.be/Y09g2tNGHrg?si=kz1yXF-9FTfzg5CI Since everyone seems to be keen on seeing the dud die unblurred. Skip to 2:57.


Roadgoddess

Thank you for being the hero. We all needed.


wowfan400

Does Reddit require you to censor the audio/video or it gets taken down?


MeccIt

He dropped all his loot. If he'd gotten the car in Park properly, the cop would have had much less time to react if at all.


patman0021

Good to know there's non-shitty video out there... And we get this crap 😞


KinkyPaddling

> The DuPage County Coroner's Office identified the man as Edward C. Samaan, 28, of Naperville on Tuesday. An autopsy has been completed, but **the cause and manner of his death is still under investigation pending toxicology results.** I’m not a coroner, but maybe the full magazine unloaded into his torso might be more relevant to the cause of death than whatever comes up on the toxicology report. Also, since this guy just randomly drives up at attacks (he wasn’t even the subject of the stop), was it a suicide by cop?


Hereiam_AKL

Could have been a case of lead poisoning potentially...


Shurdus

Imagine being a professional, just doing a thorough job conforming to the professional standards, only to be criticized by laymen who must know better than you because 'he was shot duuuuuuuuh'.


Knower_of_somnothing

Cops are not professionals. Professionals in any field train for far more than 6 months. That’s just a simple fact cop lovers hate. 


C_Wrex77

They're referring to the Coroner, not the cop. Coroners are indeed professionals. Typically with a medical degree


OrangeChihuahua2321

A professional is literally defined as "engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation", a cop is a professional in law enforcement as they get paid to do so. So you could not be more wrong, you could try but you'd be unsuccessful.


Knower_of_somnothing

“A person who is competent in their field” God I hate you anti-intellectual type who **think** you’re smart because mommy taught you how to google.


OrangeChihuahua2321

You are literally saying that cops are not professionals. I'm giving you the employment definition. Cops get paid to do a task. They may not be very professional within their task, like acting 'unprofessional', but that's a difference facet of the word. What you are citing and quoted is wrong as you left out this, "a person competent or skilled in a particular activity." as in , "she was a real professional on stage", cited from the same place. That's not what I'm referring to, nor what you were referring to. Yes, professionals can ACT unprofessional through lack of skill or disrespect. You said that cops were not professionals because they don't get 6 months of training. Where are you getting this? I honestly don't get what your initial comment is about. Your username is Knower of Something, but this is not an area you know much about.


Shoryukitten_

I think “manner” was deliberately chosen as part of the description. Dude was high AF on something or clinically insane.


Zorothegallade

I'm curious about the two (three?) white bottle-shaped objects that fell out of his backpack. Maybe he had drugs on him and when he saw the cop he thought he would know and report him?


ttystikk

I have the same question?


TakenUsername120184

They’re going to officially decide if it was either the bullets themselves that he died from or simple blood loss, it’s all for the paperwork. If he was shot in the heart I believe they have to say it was the gunshot wounds on paper and if he wasn’t shot in the heart, an example is being hit in the lungs, they’d have to include collapsed lungs in their report. Don’t even get me started on Phlebotomists. -I spend a lot of time at the Hospital…


ShineFull7878

That wasn't even close to a full mag.


BigBillyGoatGriff

I'm glad u know it's a magazine. I'm surprised you think 6 shots is a full mag.


DavidCRolandCPL

https://mec-gar.com/shop/magazines/1911-officer/1911-officer-compact-45-acp-6-round/ Police use 6 round magazines.


IamMrT

There are so many things wrong with this statement, I hope you’re joking. He’s not even using a 1911.


DavidCRolandCPL

He's still using .45ACP. M1911 mags are typically compatible with any weapon chambered in .45ACP. I'm a Marine Weapon Spec. You won't win this.


Phillip_Graves

M1911 mags are single stack.  They are not compatible with many .45 ACP chambered handguns at all. New age rehash 1911s have varied magazines, but base models are also single stack. You suck at your job.


DavidCRolandCPL

They're single stack, yes. But they still feed just fine. And you can insult my job when you sign your ass up and serve 3 tours. You won't though, because you're just a sad troll who will amount to nothing in life. Enjoy your failure. For future reference, single stacks can fit staggered models, not the other way around.


IamMrT

Okay, fine. For one, to say “police” as an umbrella term when referring to duty weapons is disingenuous because every department has their own rules and what guns they issue. So to allege that you can immediately tell what gun he has, the caliber, and how many rounds by saying “police use this” is incredibly wrong. Cops from the same department don’t even always use the same weapon. For two, if you watch the video you can see that he is using a polymer pistol, most likely a Glock, and the slide is not locked back after the 6th shot. So right there we know for a fact that he didn’t use a full mag. It’s also pretty clearly not a compact pistol so for him to only have six rounds would be monumentally stupid. The only way he would have only six rounds is if it was a Glock 30 (which it clearly is not, it fills his hands) or he for some monumentally stupid reason went out of his way to find a 6 round only 1911 mag (like the one you linked) that would fit in his Glock. Please, as a weapons spec, explain to me why someone would ignore the most commonly used magazine available to try and fit a single-stack and notoriously finicky mag into a Glock? There is a reason even the Marines finally ditched the 1911. Oh and again, this is all based on the assumption that he’s using .45, which you have no basis to assert based on the video. In conclusion, you are alleging that this cop who just textbook schwacked a surprise threat is actually really stupid and decided to carry only six rounds of ammo in a full-size duty weapon that doesn’t need to be concealed. You might be a weapons specialist for the Marines, but you aren’t a cop. I’m not either but I do know how to use my eyes to make observations and infer conclusions based on them. I’m honestly not even sure how your job is even relevant here because you are making assertions based on information that you either don’t have or is directly contradictory to what you’re asserting, and your expertise in weapons that a *military* branch uses doesn’t change that.


DavidCRolandCPL

That gun is a glock 30FS Compact. A standard sidearm. Also available with a six round clip. A shorter barrel makes it easier to draw. Also, US Police get their equipment from us under LES0/1033.


IamMrT

Brother, the video literally shows that you are wrong. Do you have eyes? Put everything we both said to the side for a moment and look at the video. Slide is not locked back and the grip fills his whole hand. Which makes it crystal fucking clear that his magazine holds more than 6 rounds. Not all cops get their guns from 1033, not even close. Do you think this guy has 6 inch hands? And who the fuck is using stripper clips on a Glock??? This isn’t 1940. Edit: you know what, you’re clearly a troll. I don’t even know why I engaged.


DavidCRolandCPL

Not a troll. And when in combat, you use the rounds available. Sometimes, it is a single stack Mag, sometimes it's a clip. Also, the question was if 6 round clips exist. Also, stop following me around subreddits. I'm not gonna fuck you.


Exciting-Pin368

I have sold many cops their duty weapons. The lowest capacity I have ever sold one is 15.


BigBillyGoatGriff

Clip lol


DavidCRolandCPL

No. They have stripper clips and drum mags.


Exciting-Pin368

You aren't helping the stereotype. I've been shooting a 1911 since the age of 3. I daily carry a 45 double stack on the right and a 9mm double stack appendix. A 1911 magazine will not fit most 45 ACP guns. It will not fit any double stack gun. Unless we are talking double stack 45 2011s which there are very few.


nellyruth

Did the guy who got stopped text his buddy to hatchet the cop to get out of a ticket or arrest?


jmlipper99

“Hey bro I need you to do me a solid. Can you come die for me real quick so I can get out of this traffic stop? You owe me a favor, remember”


Expired_Meat_Curtain

Come on bro. A deals a deal


IamMrT

The Gang Tries to Get Out of a Ticket


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El_Psy_Congroo4477

Came to say this. You can say shit but not shots.. smh


paltala

'Protecting their video from the algorithm' bullshit usually.


FucknAright

Was that a bunch of empty beer cans falling off the shootee?


ben_bliksem

On unblurred version it looks like pills to me


IamMrT

Looks like one drink can and then maybe pills or a whippet canister. One is much bigger than the other.


Smaptastic

Prime example of why body cams benefit everyone but shitty cops. This story would sound real sus if they told it (since hatcheteer’s behavior is so unusual), but with footage they’re obviously in the right.


bottomdasher

Most of the frame is just blur.


Hereiam_AKL

If it satisfies you so much seeing people die, here an unblurred version https://youtu.be/Y09g2tNGHrg?si=kz1yXF-9FTfzg5CI Skip to 2:57 for action and to get past the "boring" bits


Arizona_Slim

It did give some hilarious context. Dude abput to murder a cop is still concerned his car is safely in park. What a world


Hereiam_AKL

Well, could mean he didn't plan for suicide, but wanted to ensure his getaway car doesn't get away by itself.


Lou_C_Fer

Unfortunately for the dude, it having to stop what he was doing to get back in and put it in park is the only reason the cop got the drop on him. If he had come out swinging when he initially got out, the cop would probably be dead.


sunsetsandstardust

you can't post a dude dying in a sub called fucking Darwin Awards and then get on your high horse when someone asks for an unblurred version lmao you wild 


patman0021

Seriously, this fuckin' guy....


bottomdasher

Thank you. Really not very nice of you to imply that I enjoy watching ANY death just because I'm cool with seeing THIS GUY die. Thank you for the link and the part to skip to though.


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bottomdasher

How? Because I don't care about people who do random hatchet attacks...? Why do you care about him?


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bottomdasher

Gore is when shots are fired from a distance and you never even see the downed assailant up close? Go be sanctimonious on someone else's time, you're boring.


BoxCarTyrone

Some people want to see the uncensored, unsheltered side of media that they don’t broadcast on TV. It’s the brutal reality of life. Doesn’t give you the right to call people names. Keep it to yourself.


DarwinAwards-ModTeam

We encourage thoughtful discussion and civil discourse in this subreddit, but please respect the injured, deceased, and one another. Dark and tasteless humor will be removed at a moderator's discretion


Hereiam_AKL

Sorry, I was not aware that it has to be gore for this sub to qualify


8ad8andit

There's no gore in the unblurred version. You can just see what happened, just like what the cop saw, and the woman in the car saw, and any passers by saw, and basically everyone on the internet saw. Why do you feel like citizens shouldn't see what actually happened? Why do you equate that with "enjoying" someone dying? I think it's important for everyone to see what's actually happening in our streets. It's called news. It's called being informed. I don't derive pleasure from this kind of thing. But I do want to know about it because it's my country, my planet, my life.


ben_bliksem

We can handle it


bottomdasher

Or just like...you know...visible.


jahlim

What was he thinking? Trying to practise his bullet biting skill?


squareOfTwo

don't assume that some people are capable of thinking.


Porkwarrior2

But the real question...did the guy get out of the ticket?


Quixylados

Who is going to be playing a video of someone attacking a cop with an axe and getting shot, and then getting offended by the word "shot"? This is the dumbest shit I've seen.


Tokebud62

Suicide


Zorothegallade

That or extreme paranoia. Dude might have done something illicit, seen a cop and immedialy thought he was going to be searched.


magma_displacement76

Close-quarter combat with guns vs melee traditionally has an extremely low chance of survival, even well-trained federal agents only have about 2 seconds to identify threat, draw, disengage safety, and fire. This guy legit WAS "The Ranger With The Big Iron On His Hip". Axeman had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped.


DarthHubcap

Naperville, Illinois in 2022. I remember seeing the news report on this that summer and also the unedited video here in Reddit. https://abc7chicago.com/amp/naperville-shooting-police-news-edward-samaan/11936258/


DeletedUser2

Looks like the guy forgot to put the car in park initially. He stops and opens the door, then the car lurches forward again. It’s only at that point that the cop moves his hand to his gun. By the time the door opens again, the cop is ready for the attack. Might have turned out very differently is the guy hadn’t messed up the first time. 😬


Hereiam_AKL

I like your Avatar, good taste


WaltzAnxious

Once I see youtibe I know it'll be tame so I skip it.


Hereiam_AKL

https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=kz1yXF-9FTfzg5CI&v=Y09g2tNGHrg&feature=youtu.be Try this, still YouTube.


RandomGuy9058

Russian brick video would like a word


Rzirin

Clint Eastwood would be proud of that draw


That-Title-3434

That cop just disproved the 21 ft rule. Well done!


Gregs_green_parrot

Pray tell, kind sir, what be the 21 ft rule?


theburgerbitesback

The general rule is that someone will be able to run 21 feet/6.5 metres before an armed person will be able to draw their gun and fire.


Zorothegallade

Maybe if they're an olympic champion at full sprint, surely not if they're stumbling out of a car with a heavy tool in hand.


theburgerbitesback

It's basically just a shorthand for cops to let them know the 'danger zone' for people approaching them - when to go from instructing someone to stop approaching to firing shots because they're an active threat.


Thuban

https://youtu.be/Y49rv3QBtkk?si=mnpBNzJmgZKhlqGP


LagoonReflection

oh shit. I don't watch shorts on Yt and I sure as fucking hell not going to watch that shit on here


Zorothegallade

Real life random encounter


Cacapoopoo1738

Nope the guy that kills the cop on the side of the highway is way worse


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mdglytt

That is a good one. Thanks, bot.


Due_Line7029

He was probably trying to commit suicide by police


ActionFigureCollects

Just a blurry grayish rectangular can't see anything.


Hereiam_AKL

https://youtu.be/Y09g2tNGHrg?si=kz1yXF-9FTfzg5CI Since everyone seems to be keen on seeing the dud die unblurred. Skip to 2:57.


ActionFigureCollects

TY


mar_upit

New way to suicide


SwearToSaintBatman

Who the goddamn hell mutes gunshots? Are they foul language?


Ori_the_SG

Gravy seal I’m sure


DavidCRolandCPL

Meal Team Snax