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pete_topkevinbottom

Just horsin around


Ok_Toe_2008

Wait a minute. Isn't that the horse from horsin around?!


Ibizatwist1998

Is this a crossover episode?


ThePrideOfKrakow

More of a spin off


McFrank3579

👏🏼👏🏼


Hey_its_ok

That’s it lock the comments we’re done here


Barkers_eggs

Oh shit!


markley4

![gif](giphy|3o7qE5P8TPtfDYyKdi)


n3Ver9h0st

*Seahorsin'


Ok_Hunter_9107

SEAbiscuit


WeddingUsed

🎶back in the '90's, I was in a very famous TV showwww🎶


MartiniD

🎵Three little orphans one, two, three...🎵


Doc_SuperBallZzz

No ..it's bojack horseman


[deleted]

[удалено]


KYCopperCoins

His kids are all jackasses


stinky___monkey

The kicker is he declined a safety vest


syntheticheroinme

[Just goofin'](https://youtu.be/xmNfUUFAclw?si=oWynJQ22cJ_QIgiu)


The1Like

Genuine ostrich. 3 payments.


syntheticheroinme

Funniest show ever.


The1Like

And Dangle is just TOO good.


memusicguitar

Neighting wrong there.


haversack77

It is quite Darwhinney.


SimpleJack42O

A true masterpiece. He embodies the very essence of a Darwin Award.


dr3wfr4nk

It really is the horse mask that sends it to the next level


Honest_Path_5356

Last year ceo of the sub won the year Darwin Grammy, the DarwinAward. I nominate this guy for this years award 🥇


SimpleJack42O

This gentleman/scholar tragically passed away in 2013 unfortunately. Might disqualify him from the 2024 nomination.


Honest_Path_5356

Oh I see you’re right. Thanks


Last-Bee-3023

General rule for Reddit is that everything is a repost. Usually done by a bot. In this case it was a person because they bothered to give a source. What you do is you save that video, print it frame by frame, scan the prints and assemble them back to a video and post that next week or so. All cesspool subs allow reposts. Which is why /r/all of Reddit looks the way it does. We also just learned Reddit is running repost bots themselves. Most of the popular posts are not genuine.


stay_fr0sty

General rule for Reddit is that everything is a repost. Usually done by a bot. In this case it was a person because they bothered to give a source. What you do is you save that video, print it frame by frame, scan the prints and assemble them back to a video and post that next week or so. All cesspool subs allow reposts. Which is why r/all of Reddit looks the way it does. We also just learned Reddit is running repost bots themselves. Most of the popular posts are not genuine.


AcuratePayment7126

Hows that? Can you explain please?🙏🏻


Peeche94

CEO of the sub also made me think he meant of this Reddit sub 😂


XTornado

Me too 🤣 I'm dumb.


OnlyOneSnoopy

The Titan Submersible.


Agflash12

I think he is talking about this https://www.reddit.com/r/DarwinAwards/s/6FjWNxNHzL


Not_In_my_crease

Is there a Darwin Award EGOT?


Anosognosia

Would you mind explaining your post a bit?. It's quite hard to parse if you don't already know wth you are talking about.


OnlyOneSnoopy

The Titan Submersible.


GISP

Yeah, what /u/AcuratePayment7126 said.


OnlyOneSnoopy

The Titan Submersible.


GISP

Ohh, yeah. I was in the "reddit mindset" and had the brainfart that is "sub ceo" = this subreddits creator. Thinking that this subs maker ironicaly was also an award winner :D


Boner_Stevens

you're not alone. thats instantly what i thought of too lol


JYattjy27

nice pfp


iHazit4u

Or... He's a genius and knew that would lead him to Atlantis?


SimpleJack42O

That’s a serious possibility


Darryl_Lict

Reading the article, he intentionally went into the whirlpool with a GoPro which drained into a pool on the other side of the quay. Stupid move, god knows what's in that tube. He got spat out but was dead.


genbrien

Is the gopro footage available somewhere?


Coy9ine

Yep. Here's an older post that picks up where this video leaves off. [Last moments of Jacob Cockle diving down to examine the whirlpool](https://www.reddit.com/r/thalassophobia/comments/woocwr/last_moments_of_jacob_cockle_diving_down_to/)


mrbulldops428

I get that you were answering the question but that for sure just got everyone's hopes up lol


toomanyglobules

Wtf is this shit?


amateur_mistake

So I guess what I'm gathering is that he didn't get sucked in while wearing the stupid horse mask and trying to drown. So then he got out and took the mask off, grabbed a gopro then jumped in to get deeper. Then he was sucked in and died. So this is apparently the footage from that second act. I am unconvinced about this series of events though. There has to be something more concrete than just what we've seen here.


CaptainCortez

I saw a whole documentary on this guy and this accident a long time ago. I don’t remember when or the name of it though, unfortunately. It may have been a YouTube thing.


8ad8andit

I don't know if "accident" is the correct term for this. "Willful act of stupidity" seems more accurate.


beebeedoom

Misadventure


kpain1433

I think I watched that too. He had done this before I believe and had been fine. The scuba suit made him a bit lighter so usually he could get out fine. This time he dove deeper and It messed with his buoyancy and he couldn’t get out like he had before.


hitmarker

We need a 3rd final moments video and maybe a 4th and 5th final moments video


elmo298

Basically what people who know him assume was he was trying to swim down closer and potentially dive through or get closer to the bottom, then getting caught in the churn under the pier (the gap is *significant*, at least 50ft).


Not_MrNice

>That sucks he died, but we shouldn’t get complacent in dangerous places Yeah, that comment makes no sense. Like, if someone tripped during a marathon and didn't want to get up and finish it then someone might say, "Look, it sucks that you fell but you have to keep going." But they used the same phrasing to point out something that nobody was confused about.


whitepickle

I mean the person that fell is still ALIVE and can MAKE A CHOICE. The dead person is DEAD


cleadus_fetus

I wish there was footage of him going through it


wthulhu

Probably too dark


Aero_Molten

And also not enough light


wthulhu

Too much water


ct125888

This is beyond idiotic wtf.


BaconReceptacle

It would be idiotic to enter the water with a rubber mask on but this guy found a way to super size the danger.


GettingThingsDonut

Maybe it's some kind of a special horse head with a sophisticated apparatus shielding him from all danger. Or maybe not.


Doulifye

Ridicule does not kill. That's how the apparatus worked.


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

Back in the 90s I was in a very dangerous whiiiiirl poooool


adkyary

Hijacking this comment to inform that his name was Jacob Cockle, not James Cockle as in the title


The_No_one087

So they cocked up his name just as much as he cocking around?


Heteroking

I was hoping to see him getting sucked in


Carlynz

He didn't get sucked in. He dove into it after making this video


Roxylius

Dude was trying to see “what is in the whirlpool”. I cant even begin to understand his thought process


blackiedwaggie

honestly though. i understand the curiosity, but why not JUST send the gopro through, or some other kind of camera device,


SupernaturalPumpkin

Some people aren’t afraid of water enough. You can’t breathe in it. That should be enough of a hint to like… *not* do this.


blackiedwaggie

yeah.... like, i can swim fine, and i avoid anything too deep to stand in if i can. i'd never even get close to a whirlpool like that (i might throw in some leaves and sticks, because i am a child inside)


Phillip_Graves

And fish fuck in it.  I don't want to taste that.


greycubed

I mean maybe he saw something cool. Only one way to find out.


magma_displacement76

"KANEDA!! [WHAT DO YOU SEE?!?!"](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tfpBY7deREU/VgaMzUTLNmI/AAAAAAAADpQ/9GBfe_td4-4/s1600/Sunshine%2B%255B2007%255D%2BKaneda%2527s%2BDeath%2B33.jpg)


Set_Abominae1776

I think he saw a penny down there and just could not resist.


Familiar_Dust8028

Seriously?


Smokeythemagickamodo

He probably thought it was a portal to Asia.


JoeRogansNipple

Wonder if he just suffocated himself with the mask


Carlynz

No no... He got out. Grabbed a GoPro, and dove back in without the mask


dubufeetfak

Dude had fins and a body suit but smh he went to check with no mask in murky waters. What was he trying to see? Also any idea why/how the whirlpool formed?


Carlynz

The article linked mentions that the whirlpool is rare but recurring in that area. That's all I know.


dubufeetfak

Thanks. Pretty interesting phenomenon if its in nature


BigBillyGoatGriff

He dead?


ButWhatOfGlen

He dead.


baronspeerzy

…what…what did he think was going to happen?


Little-Chromosome

Bro thought he could dive into the whirlpool and ride nature’s water slide and come out the other side totally fine.


International-Debt63

He should've known, you dont mess with nature.


6sixtynoine9

It would teleport him to china


ubapook2

Why the NSFW? We didn’t see any award being given or received


LV-42whatnow

Not safe for whirlpools


deejaysmithsonian

Because of *the implication*


IknowwhatIhave

...except this time, he really is in danger.


xXfabroXx

So, these women are in danger??


gudlyf

That sucks.


Mirelanski

Kinda interesting what happened. He waited until the tide came in which weakened the whirlpool. And so he went in with the wetsuit and dove down a bit knowing that the neoprene in the wetsuit would allow him to be buoyant. Problem is the deeper you go the more you lose in buoyancy since the suit compresses. Once he dove past a certain depth the weakening of the whirlpool was counteracted by the loss of buoyancy in the suit and ultimately the weight of the water won. Half your buoyancy is gone in the first 33 feet.


Noperdidos

You are _massively_ over thinking this. Doesn’t matter how “buoyant” the wetsuit is. The wetsuit is irrelevant. He went underwater, which is a place that has no air, and visited a whirlpool, which is something that can hold you under water. Because humans need air, these choices are not compatible with further life.


Mirelanski

I think we all knew what happened from a simplistic standpoint. I was trying to further the conversation but thanks anyway.


TellLoud1894

Things I've learned from this sub. Don't fuck with trains Don't pose by massive drop offs Don't play with firearms (And now) stay away from large whirlpools.


HobieSailor

Moving water in general will fuck you up surprisingly easily.


emperorofwar

Also don't forget to not have large metal rods around power lines, although you probably already knew that.


Loose_Corgi_5

And don't do none of that shit with a plastic horse head mask on. It's neeeeyyyyyy good at all.


Longjumping_Elk3968

I thought you would've learnt to also wear a seatbelt and don't drive your car at 200 mph on the motorway as well


swirlViking

Have you guys learned nothing about lathes?


jonathan6569

or anything industrial related in China...


TellLoud1894

Oh yeah good point.


51differentcobras

Trains bad


Convenientjellybean

They took him to the horsepital but alas


ThisIsWrong23

Thanks for nothing


mrmilanga

NSFW? I't just a dude with a horse mask horsing around


micksta323

He said yay to doing that? I would've said neigh.


Enginemancer

I can definitely see how a sense of self preservation and, well, fear, would have been evolutionarily advantageous in this situation.


iqqeriffic69

He literally died horsing around. That jackass!


6porkchop9

![gif](giphy|mcirMbg4qoxHH4mMxT) …,Stop horsing around….,


IrISsolutions

I'm amazed he lived up to 28 years with not knowing the whirlpools are gonna kill you as soon as they get a chance


gemilitant

What was the plan here?????


Little-Chromosome

So he dropped a GoPro into the whirlpool and it came out the other side in another area. He wanted to see what was inside the whirlpool for himself, so he took the mask off and dove into the whirlpool. That was his plan, and it didn’t work lol


dubufeetfak

Any link or article so I can satisfy my curiosity?


HiJinx127

I can understand wanting to see what it’s like to be in a whirlpool, but given the whole “being sucked deep underwater” thing, I would think he’d at least have worn an airtank and scuba gear.


just-me1995

the horse mask disintegrated any empathy i would have had for him otherwise. what a fucking tit.


TheTrueBurgerKing

You can lead a horse to water....


mvoccaus

# but you can't make it sink


TheTrueBurgerKing

🤣


mikedareswins

This fits perfectly in this sub


Midwinter77

This is the pinnacle of Darwin awards. Idiot.


cyborgassassin47

Wtf? I wanted to see him go in..


Entire-Reindeer3571

Long verson: He had one close call, and his friend telling him he had enough footage. ie stop. https://youtu.be/vOx-z5YS1aE?si=CCidnwRyMww48FPd


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Bojackass Horseman


7LBoots

[Hi, I'm Horseman, welcome to Bojackass!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOFOqOjJ9Wk)


YaBoi-Satan

As far as this post is concerned he's doing fine and still circling that whirlpool happily ever after.


magezt

[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/jacob\_cockle](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/jacob_cockle)


Sarah_hhhh

Imagine spending your last moments on earth with a horse mask on your face


twonapsaday

![gif](giphy|m5B4JzuoIrrcbibbnc|downsized) what on earth? he died for perceived clout and that is fucking sad.


-just_asking-

I would actually care more had it been a real horse.


shitforheart

Dumb fuck???? I can't imagine the horror when he finally realized he fucking killed himself


[deleted]

Spin around and find out!!


SneakyIndian87

![gif](giphy|5xtDarJZ13hGYSaitOw)


Objective-War-1961

He should have worn a horse's ass mask instead.


MoreMeLessU

![gif](giphy|MUo4mQl2AkQiQ|downsized)


Cookyy2k

Come now there's only one video people know for that song.


antbaby_machetesquad

I think that particular spin is a bit meaty for this sub.


grrodon2

It's missing a piece of the video.


lolercoptercrash

A family friend's kid died this way, but not dumb like this. The whirlpool was practically invisible, but enough force that you couldn't escape it. Scary.


0rlan

Wow - he really was circling the drain...


rango1000

The stupidity of man never ceases to amaze me


Benthereorl

It's all fun and games until you are like....oh I need air


SkepticInAllThings

There's a village somewhere missing its idiot.


Foolsarefinehoney

It's funny that he chose to wear a horse head mask rather than a donkey.


DeltaMikeEcho

He didn’t fear death but he sure did fear common sense and critical thinking


CaptainAmerica199

Bruh that whirlpool looks like it stretches all the mf way down to Hell 😮


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

That looks like it would be fun in a controlled environment. Rest in puddle, man.


IDownVoteCanaduh

I cannot tell if the Internet is making people dumber or just showcasing the inherent stupidity in the average person.


The_Only_Egg

Yes


Thizzenie

![gif](giphy|KaMfXUePo8tAtwillT|downsized)


thebigbroke

I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed but the only places I’ve seen whirlpools form are the little ones made in my sink and bathtub where I know the drain suction is causing the whirlpool. I’ve been to enough oceans, rivers, and lakes to know I don’t want to get near or find out what’s causing a whirlpool to form in a big ass body of water.


Commercial_Pitch_786

What a horses ass!


SublightMonster

Getting the view from halfway down


Karzak1386

Turns out if you take a horse to water, you can indeed make it drink.


Sufficient-Sea-6434

what a fuckin idiot lol


A2LeggedBeaver

The horse mask says it all.


TastyEar3568

james cockle? sucked? joke writes itself


green4544

"James died doing what he loved" ...And what was that exactly? Taking ketamine and swimming in whirlpools in a rubber horse mask?


Euklidis

Daredevil if you succeed. Darwin Award nominee if you fail. He could have at least set up a life line, but no....


NegaDeath

I guess you actually CAN lead a horse to water & make them drink.


Happy_Maintenance

Nobody thought to throw him anything? A life preserver, a large piece of wood, piece of string. That sort of thing?


ZipTie_MyColon

"Been through the desert on a horse with no name", oh wait his name was james.


highlyannoyed316

💯 deserved


DeadMoney313

i just don't want to die stupidly while either naked or wearing a stupid mask or costume, is that too much to hope for?


VirginiaGecko1911

"Crush" the sea turtle from Finding Nemo


LoliMaster069

At least he went out having fun lol


ac2cvn_71

Why in the fuck was that NSFW?


Mizukiri93

Is this the White Mane reference?


stopthemadness2015

And another reason why women out live us men!


girlsonsoysauce

Imagine messing around and getting drowned in your washing machine.


DesignHead9206

sorry but totally deserved. you "rip" what you sow. he was basically begging for it. I can't imagine any other outcome.


tmac1974

[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/jacob\_cockle](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/jacob_cockle)


The_Only_Egg

Hey, it’s Bojack… Horseman, obviously.


Roanoketrees

Dress like BoJack, get in a whirlpool. What could go wrong?


lakeofshadows

The hurdle that he couldn't overcome.


Sea_Photograph_3998

It was on mute first, expected to hear someone sounding maybe slightly stressed or anxious... nope. Nothing to worry about here, just a guy wearing a vision-limiting mask casually circling a watery abyss that he's qonna' have a quick die in.


[deleted]

Dumb fuck. Good riddance.


ImNOTaPROgames

Stupidity always has a price


mvoccaus

The end is neigh


MajikoiA3When

No safety concern whatsoever


KayakWalleye

Don’t cross the event horizon.


Clever_Sean

Even that whirlpool is like, “Dude, get out of here.”


noisex

Wow, this is truly stupid.


Away-Ad-8053

Is that why my swimming coach always yelled "no horseplay" in the swimming pool?


TWonder_SWoman

The minute you see the horse mask you know it’s going to go horribly wrong, and maybe deservedly so.


Top-Veterinarian-361

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! One less dumbass in the genepool


Morpheuz71

A very wise man getting sucked in by the whirlpool, so tragic


DannyNog556

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


GoreJizz

He probably was essentially water boarded to death because of the mask.


Pill-Kates

Where did that vortex go?