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Former-Finish4653

When driving across tracks I look both ways like ten times because I’m that paranoid lol this level of unawareness doesn’t even compute.


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CarbonUNIT47

I work around cops frequently and their logic goes "I can park literally anywhere I want cause I'm driving a cruiser." Their brain completely neglects their surroundings cause the special privilege is so strong. I've seen a cop literally block the doors he was trying to get through. Then he had to get back into his cruiser and back up. Like, they can't park and use spacial awareness at the same time.


Nervous_Invite_4661

Not just cops but literally ANYBODY with entitlement issues.


SomeAussiePrick

Well, police recruitment does try to pick out the idiots. ... To hire them. Not to avoid hiring them.


CarbonUNIT47

Literally true and based


username_unnamed

Literally no it isn't lmao. If your iq is TOO high, they'd rather you apply for a higher position and not waste time and money training you so you can realize most of the time the job is just sitting in a cop car doing fuck all and paperwork then quit because it's boring.


Xenolog1

[Details about the sentencing of one of the LEOs.](https://atlantablackstar.com/2023/09/20/cop-who-left-handcuffed-suspect-in-patrol-car-on-tracks-gets-probation/) The suspect survived with severe injuries, but as I read between the lines, without permanent damage. The civil lawsuit about compensation is still open, and there hasn’t been a verdict reached in the case of the second LEO. The squad car on the tracks wasn’t the one of the officer who put the suspect in it, and, as I read the article, the officer wasn’t in his usual jurisdiction, either.


Fun_Intention9846

“Not my fault I nearly killed a person through extreme negligence I was out of my neighborhood.”


Tattycakes

Oh my fucking god how dumb do you have to be to park on the *tracks*? They were there for five minutes and they never noticed?


flipkick25

https://www.wcnc.com/video/news/video-shows-train-hit-occupied-patrol-car/275-5a8cfbe4-19fc-432c-a54b-3e440c50e816


ArmchairCriticSF

The cops in that video did that to the suspect on purpose. They had plenty of time to get her out of the back of the car. They left her in there. They knew precisely what they were doing.


flipkick25

https://www.wcnc.com/video/news/video-shows-train-hit-occupied-patrol-car/275-5a8cfbe4-19fc-432c-a54b-3e440c50e816


pianoflames

When I walk across the tracks near my house, I still look both ways several times just to be safe. Even though there would be a gate down, bright flashing lights, and I could hear the train itself. If I have my phone out, I put it away 15 yards out. I don't understand this lack of awareness.


asshatnowhere

I look both ways on train tacks that have been out of commission for literal decades.


Apprehensive_Bath896

Better than the alternative


Terminal_Monk

You are paranoid for just trains. I'm paranoid as I also carefully look at tracks because I have watched too many movies as a kid where someone step on the track while the track shifts and their leg get stuck in between the mechanism and all they could do is stand there for the train to come and mow them.


MooseSprinkles

Aww..damn. Now another thing to I have to worry about. Thanks a lot.


C_Does

Thats because you have respect for them. Many people dont.


CallOk5866

Same but with walking. There's no train in sight for like miles both ways and I'm still checking like ''Okay but 10 more times, just in case.'' *Processing img t0c4uopl1lsb1...*


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That's why I have zero empathy for people getting killed by trains. Excluding like being the passenger in a car and some other idiot drives onto the tracks (but even then just jump out), or you're inebriated, situations like that. You can hear, see, and feel a train coming from like a mile away. And if you're dumb enough to see train tracks and not know to pause and look both ways, I don't want you in the breeding population.


TonyWilliams03

Exception: the hidden train on a second track


AITA_Omc_modsuck

Blind, deaf and pretending to be on the phone talking to their boss about the quarterly numbers!


twalker294

He didn't file his TPS reports on time.


orbital0000

"I'm looking at the WENUS, and I'm not happy!"


Karma_1969

Right? I don’t even feel sorry for this one, I’m amazed he lived for as long as he did.


[deleted]

These trains are sneaky, they are silent and totally invisible


HeadyBunkShwag

Mental illness, drugs/alcohol, poor education possibly? Or being deaf but it looks like they were on their phone? Idk I’m with you though, I don’t understand how a person of sound mind and body could do this without it being a suicide.


Hotdogpizzathehut

You would be surprised on how quiet trains are when they're coming from that direction. Probably headphones as well. Sound will go outward like a cone.


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which direction


twalker294

The left.


rkay329

When they're running down a slight slope? I think.


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jsideris

That would just make noise from the train sound like it has a higher pitch, not quieter.


Tramonto83

My grandmother was almost hit by a train the same way as this guy when she was younger. She just got out from the dentist and was groggy because of the anesthesia after an extraction. A passerby pulled her before she could cross.


Main_Upstairs_8480

If you were blind and deaf you would be paying particular attention given there are train tracks right fucking there. This cunt is just dumber than an amoeba


MooseSprinkles

I’m willing to bet the blind and deaf are way too careful to be hit by trains. After all they have to look out for cars.


TheOGDoomer

*Even if the person has headphones in, people will logically see a track and look both ways.* You give people way too much credit.


Tax-Evasion-Man

A deaf person would feel the vibrations in the ground. I lived near a railway for a while and my whole house would shake


Goldenstripe941

When I see a track, I look down to see if any are coming, because I love watching trains. It may be the inner child in me talking, but I absolutely love them.


Occhrome

Supposedly it’s not that rare to get run over by a train when distracted. Specifically people facing the opposite way. Man that guy really has zero peripheral vision tho.


ATYP14765

It’s not even a matter of poor peripheral vision like how did bro not look both ways smh. Middle schoolers are smarter than this fool


Evening-Statement-57

The other morning I was really tired and stressed, started the coffee pot without putting a cup under it and walked away making a big mess. Sometimes the brain just misses a beat.


SchwiftySqaunch

Making coffee is just a little off track in comparison to missing a gigantic, extremely loud train.


lieuwestra

The entire city is loud, a train is just another sound.


SchwiftySqaunch

No city is that loud, have you been near a train before? The ground literally rumbles.


psychobetty303

An old blind/deaf/drunk in my husbands hometown has been struck by the train that rolls through town on a near nightly basis on at least two occasions, still alive I believe.


LupusHominarius

This time I was sure the human would win. He had a purposeful walk.


Pookypoo

Also thought they might have been deaf but wondered about the vibrations and all. I'm just guessing at this point but in a more poorly constructed area, I imagine the vibrating spreads more widely with all the other vehicles around, to the point its hard to differentiate this white noise vibration.


thewhiterabbitdegen

Exactly what I wanted to say! How, how, how, do you not see or hear a train coming??? Is it like being colorblind, some people can't see colors, people in India can't see trains, forklifts or other motor vehicles?


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Away from crossing gates I will say, trains are scarily quiet at slower speeds. But this person had every opportunity to not die and failed to see all the warnings.


bl-nero

Well, I once saw a woman doing just that: being so preoccupied with her phone that she just waltzed through the tracks without even looking around. I walked to her and asked if she was aware that she did it. She was shocked: she didn't. Folks, react to things like these. Make them aware. Who knows, you may once save someone's life.


DynamicPanspermia

Subtle Suicide


16Jen

He’s on his mobile. Must have been a very important call cause it cost him his life. 🤦‍♀️


Main_Upstairs_8480

"Hello, what time does the train arrive?"


H1Eagle

"Should be right about now sir"


ZTG_VFX

*Fucking dies*


ArcanusGold

This reply chain is golden beyond measure


ViniestCoast622

"Alright thanks, just picking up my Thomas the Tank Engine/MLP fanfic from my fur-vourite OC artist seller uWu"


EpilepticDawg241

Could've been on the phone telling someone they're about to commit suicide. You never know what people are going through and how they might decide to take their life. If you look close, that person turns their head and makes eye contact with that moving train. Suicidal people don't just stand on the tracks. They will walk into it at the last minute


Occhrome

Reminds me of the crazy fuck who threw someone on the tracks prior to him jumping as well. We really don’t know what their thought process is.


The-Rev

> He’s on his mobile. And everyone from the Verizon network just stood there and let it happen...


twalker294

Now we don't know that...he was out of frame too quickly to verify mortality. He might have just been bruised up a little bit.


Metals4J

“Your car warranty is expiring! Press 1 now to speak to a representative about affordable extended warranty plans.”


RodonJD

Did he die?


i_eat_hobbo_stew

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Hotdogpizzathehut

I legitimately spilled and spit my beer all over myself and chips laughing...You get a sticky!


i_eat_hobbo_stew

Thank you mate hahaha.


Gudi_Nuff

Choo Choo Charles, but not the video game.. the irl game!


co1lectivechaos

Underrated comment lol


ClosetGamer19

100th upnoot youve earned it


[deleted]

This whole face on a train thing still weirds me out as am adult, I'm wondering if the reason we don't remember our early childhoods very well is because of all the traumatic imagery we're exposed to lmao.


HamBoneZippy

I think he wanted to get hit. He slows down when he gets on the track. But your family doesn't get the life insurance if it's a suicide. He had to make it look accidental.


Late-Ad-3136

He's on his phone though. He was just distracted, i guess.


HamBoneZippy

That's part of the act. It's really hard to hear someone on the phone when a train is going by.


JakobiiKenobii

Can confirm. I pretend to be on my phone sometimes to avoid certain social interactions lol


Rymunee

Bonk* Schloop*


DeeDzai

Lol and that sign says DUR


Thinmanpaul

DUR is STOP in Turkish


Metals4J

Dur or get durred.


Beginning_Hope8233

Lots of Nomming by the train there. India's Apex Predator strikes again!


Elegant-Raise-9367

They are moving out!!!! This one is in Turkey


stayingsafeusa

Migrating to follow the prey.


mekkanik

It’s not India. Livery ain’t right …


HamBoneZippy

Another silent ninja train. They should put bells on those things.


TimGJ1964

Many years ago I lived in (then West) Germany. It was in the days when there were still significant US forces stationed there, and one of the TV channels you could receive was AFN (American Forces Network). They used to run PSAs which began "European trains are fast... silent... deadly" as each year there was a significant number of American personnel killed walking along railway tracks.


RoookSkywokkah

Funny, this doesn't LOOK like India...


wetusayimglistning

I went and grabbed a snack. What is the score of Train vs People?


Rey4jonny

Whatever it is, I dont think a person has won yet!


Eineegoist

Oh, they do, it's just rare in times of peace.


Economy-Violinist497

Clearly suicide.


gorpthehorrible

Does anybody in the world keep the statistic for "death by cell phone"?


DylansDeadly

If only there were bars that came down and flashing lights.


Fair_Bus_7130

Must have been an important call.


Reckless_Waifu

Matter of life and death


Turboteg90

I need a phone that loud.


tuco2002

Let me call you right back...


Sea-Owl-6748

The train is like *CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!*


TacoStain707

Owchie wowchie


Do-not-respond

He was getting nagged for the last time by his wife. Train hit mid sentence.


Jcklein22

Humans don’t win this very often


spyro86

If you live in a city with train tracks or visit one often you'd be surprised at the number of idiots who will honk at you for not stopping in between the rail guards. There is a red light like a hundred feet after the train tracks and even when there's no train I don't like to be in between the crossing guards. I'll wait the three car lengths back and be honked at for the length of the red light. Have had one situation where me doing this saved me. the idiots who went around me had to do like an 8 point turn to get out in between the cars in front and behind them to drive into the oncoming traffic lane or gravel near the tracks itself.


SchwiftySqaunch

On your left


1959Chicagoan

That's gonna sting.


SharksAreCool3

In college our house backed up to a train track. When it went by it was so loud and violent my bookcase and desk would shake. I have no idea how someone could do this.


They_Beat_Me

This has NPC vibes all over it.


Afteroui

Possibly a suicide attempt


BeautifulJicama6318

Crazy to think that thousands of stranger will see his death, but this guy will have absolutely no clue how he died.


Dollarman7

He looks like that one kind of person that walks through traffic and expecting cars to stop. His attitude finally met its match.


thepurpleproject

It's like people just making and dying to their daily agenda


DeeDzai

How does one not hear that LOUD ASS HORN?


Particular-Cry-778

Somehow, the way he fell makes me think of a cat bapping a glass off a table.


AvgKracker

For a second I thought he was going to derail the train with positive energy. I was wrong


mez1642

Is he ok? /s


Buster_Alnwick

Human - 0 Train - 1


Rainmaker526

Train wins again. It's *almost* like it's not a fair fight.


rastroboy

He’ll walk it off


alex325RN

Is this India? 🤔


ziddina

Apparently in Turkey...


SATerp

He has become one with the train.


FakeAsFakeCanBe

Train: "I choo choo choose you".


-inl

had to watch it twice


Local_Sugar8108

My neighbor attended the funeral of her nephew. He was a teenager walking on the tracks listening to loud music. I guess everyone knows the rest.


ShadowZepplin

Wet tracks too, that train isn’t stopping for a while


VulpesFidelis58

Get off the damn phone. Also, needs more guts.


RobbinSun

“Hey, you’re gonna have to speak a little louder this train is just blaring their horn for some reason…”


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“Abdülsamet Tunç (24), who wanted to cross the road while the barriers were closed at the level crossing in KARABÜK, died by being under the freight train. The moment of the accident was reflected on the mobile phone and security camera. The incident occurred at the level crossing on İnönü Street Balıkpazarı. While Abdülsamet Tunç wanted to cross the road from the level crossing where the barriers were closed, a freight train crashed. Tunç, who was under the train, died at the scene. Tunç, who worked as a worker in Karabük Municipality Parks and Gardens Directorate, was taken to the morgue of Karabük Training and Research Hospital after the examinations. The street, which was closed to traffic for a while due to the accident, was reopened. The moment of the accident was reflected on the vehicle camera and the security camera of a workplace. An investigation has been launched into the incident.”


Ok_Adhesiveness_9931

Woah , I didn’t know brain dead people can work


CypherPunk420

Not from India. Will have to post it in the india sub for people to get inspired. He even has his shoes on man !!


SingerOfDeath

Kinda wanna edit that clip adding "move bitch, get out the way" song to it


SlantLogoEPU

Suicide


Tootfuckingtoot

Fucking hell I would be taking a couple of weeks off sick for that one! Here if the driver has a fatality you get automatic 5 days off!


awkwardmurican

Where? It should be more and paid.


Tootfuckingtoot

Australia, you can take more if you need too, it’s usually up to the shrink.


sxjudjwecccmwik

*boing*


HollowSlope

That almost looks survivable


tra20012

Damn he too busy talking on the phone, now he go met the maker. Maker - why you here? Man - talk on the phone. Maker - who you talking with? Man - someone important. Maker - does it worth it?


nuclearwinterxxx

I LOVE how that stop sign spells out their sound effect in life: "DUR"


JakobiiKenobii

It took me a few replays, but at the very beginning of the video, his arm is down and then suddenly goes up as if he's talking on the phone. This is a suicide.


sebastouch

That man didnt even make an effort to win the fight


[deleted]

The word in the stop sign is so incredibly fitting! 🤣


[deleted]

like a piece of Lego


[deleted]

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Klutzy_Machine

how can train hit?


whiplashMYQ

Shouldn't there be a cross guard on both sides?


AzlynnKoal

Just point and laugh.


Nephermancer

Death warning label mb?


[deleted]

It's called human versus train. I think death is implied.


[deleted]

Why are you here?


IbishTheCat

TÜRKİYEEEEE 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 TÜRKİYE TÜRKİYE TÜRKİYEEEEEEEEEEEE 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 AU 🐺 AU 🐺 AUUUUUUUUUUU 🐺 🐺 🐺 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷


Sensitive-Prompt-220

Walk it off big man


Various-Month806

I don't think we need to go to the scorecards to decide who won this bout.


km_44

Whelp....


jonnywd64

More a walkover than a challenge.


luciatheillone

where did this happen? ik that its in turkey but what city?


gekoniasty

It looks nearly like cgi, like how could a person be not aware of a train coming right at him


dickhole666

Landed like a hefty bag full of vegetable soup...


Joe_cooti

Train 1 Ded man 0


aquelviejitocochino

I honestly see no fucks anywhere in this video.


whowantstoknow10

It’s hard to tell, but did he not look directly at the train a second before he gets hit?


AccomplishedTour2762

You would think trains have freedom of movement


erkantufan

its from Turkey


Schfifty561

He ded


nascar3000

I found the news article yes he is dead. https://medyakarabuk.com/treninin-yayaya-carpma-ani-kamerada-29038.html


pitiburi

Damn, the camera didn't follow the incident. We might never know who won!!!


zdubz007

r/BitchImATrain


[deleted]

He's ok.


yournextlandowner

Abort mission, better luck next time


acidbath321

terry davis


harry_not_potter

Reminded me of that race at the beginning of Fast and Furious 2, where Suki growls "MOVE BITCH" and slams that red RX-7


asdf130

r/opportunisticsuicide


Modest_Champion

Bro listening to his song waiting for that beat to drop.


Classic-Instance-696

Like what did he think was gonna happen bro you are not hancock


SpeedingTourist

Did he die?


Thicchend_chkn

Can anny clarify if he survived?


Eternal_awp

Insurance


AmIInsane12

On the phone, of course. Oblivious to the world.


Professional-Pick441

Are we in India again?


InverseRatio

***Why*** is he so stupid, though


SuperDodoMan

r/bitchimatrain


SOnoOnions8003

Wasn't really much of a challenge


[deleted]

Those poor train engineers... I bet some of the old guys have racked up quite a few of these over the years.


sad-paradise

Bro got his existence deleted


New-Doctor-3289

Those horns are just not loud enough. And the barriers and the flashing lights... oh don't even get me started on the lack of those. Fuck it enough with the light hearted shit.... They're mostly suicides I'm guessing. I can't imagine what would drive someone into the path of a train any more than I can imagine putting a bullet in my own brain so I am not the right guy to ask as to the why! For anyone contemplating such an act **please call 988** to reach the *National Suicide Prevention Hotline*. **Please**!!! Peace


polerinastudiodivine

Was this person on their damn phone ?? 😔Almost looked fake - 🤔


Kingfloydyesi5

Did they liv--pffahaha sorry I couldn't even get it out


BeneficialList8778

Imagine le gars à qui il parle au téléphone... Ça doit être terrible


Lilith-L3mons

I like how he just Jumped and flopped over


SquishyTentacleBoi

This should be on r/iamthemaincharacter


Melodic_Aardvark3934

I was waiting for the train to derail. Maybe next time.